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  • 5:47

    "that hurt"

    why did it hurt? you effectively got a protective armour of flab covering your entire body you fat cunt..

  • @supahdupahguy81 I kind iof find her attractive, I've always liked buxom women.

  • I think doing a glamour theme was a bad idea, it limited the market.

  • That poor elfin woman :(

  • I like simon bless him

    and hes kinda hot as well

    claire she picked a fight n then said this isnt the time or the place

    cow

  • lol whats with the background music...

  • if i was simon id take Claire round the back and fuck her up the ass that would show her whos boss lol.

  • Out of all the stupid things that people have done on the apprentice, Helene putting Lucinda on the computer when Lucinda explicitly stated she wasn't good at all in that role at all rates incredibly high in my books. Helene should be fired on that basis alone regardless of whether she wins or not.

  • @JoeEllis1026 helene is a bitch

  • they just patronise simon

  • simon for all his mental strength, its just fucking impossible to deal with an annoying bitch like claire

  • I wud love 2 stamp on Jennys smug face

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  • What's the name of the symphonic song at de begining ?? IT'S SO COOL !!! Please, could someone tell me ? Thks

  • What's the name of the symphonic song at de begining ?? IT'S SO COOL !!! Please, could someone tell me ? Thks

  • @ainexxdi From the magic flute, the papageno - papagena duet

  • Ugh, I'm in a reasonably paying job and have to manage 20 computers, do graphic design, do stock, deal with customers, etc. and any mistake can cost the company thousands and thousands of $/£/€ - and these idiots manage to fuck up even putting a transfer-print on a mug???? None of these clowns should get a job in real life - they need to get a reality check!!

  • god claire is such a cunt! i cant get over that. i would give her a huge slap with my cock and tell her to shut the fuck up

  • It made me so angry watching Helena standing there eating telling Lucinda to get on with it, when from the start she said she wasn't technical arhh!!

  • im in this and look cool

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  • Helen put lucida in charge of the computer task knowing full well that she would look bad cos she didn’t know what to do. The work place is full of insecure bullying cunts just like this. It’s so fucking childish and counter productive.

    Self employment rules!!! – fuck this

  • poor Simon, he is having hard time dealing with those two. they set him up to fail.

  • most of the people in this are halfwits

  • Why don't people get it?! Just cause your project manager doesn't mean you should say to someone you do this even if you suck at this. To win you have to listen to people and find out what they're actually good at and put them there. If you are better with computers, you should go and get trained and do it and have the other person run around and report back to you on any progress or problems out there in sales.

  • What a fat piece of shit.

    Does that fat mouth ever stop complaining.........!?!??!?!

  • "No matter how hard I try, I'm not a technical person" "skillsets" "how do I burned CD?" etc. etc.

    Wait, weren't you TRAINED to use a computer? Epic Fail.

  • damn i hate claire, what a fat arrogant bitch.

  • "She looks like Legolas"...bet that lady was thrilled when she heard that on TV! :/

  • "The only person trained to use the computer... is Lucinda"

    Being trained to use a computer is almost never a good sign of an effective user.

  • @Dunam she literally said to the team like a thousand times that she sucks at technology lol

  • 2:10 Simon loses it right there. Don't mess with her...

  • That fat pig look-alike Claire is intentionally winding the project manager up to make him look bad. These are the people that don't know shit, but act like they know everything. You see these gits everywhere, all they know how to do is bullshit to make sales, otherwise they are useless.

  • Poor Lucinda..yes she may be useless but she DID say she wasnt a teccy tyoe, they DID ABSOLUTELY stick her on that task to make her fail and look like a twat, Helene and Jen are 2 evil bitch cunts who were undoubtedly school bullies as teenagers.

  • Oh God...Lucinda...I'd end up killing her :-). She's been trained to use the equipment and screws it up at the first possible instant :-)

  • LOOL the first thing lucinda said is i dont know how to do this. What a waste of time and effort and money, she said many times even to many i am not good with electronics yet they still apointted her. ESCAPE GOAT

  • @osmanigoor It's scapegoat, lawl

  • Claire and Alex are both slimey, slippery gits.

  • @osmanigoor Claire especially. Wants to be the boss all the time, but has shit for brains.

  • he dont look like beckham

  • WHAT is that retard Lucinda doing on this show??!!

  • LOL there is nothing uglier than English children! Its long been public knowledge in Europe ofcourse but now its public on a global scale!

  • @LackadaisicalE Who the fuck are you to say such a thing?!

  • @AdamRyanKirkwood dont kill the messenger..

  • Nothing like a spot of Mozart to brighten the viewers mood :)

  • Lucinda is technically... useless

  • at 8:05 that Beckam lookalike looks fucking creepy. looks like a bald Aphex Twin and the kid looks FREAKED!

  • simon is creepy

  • helen did that on purpose (putting lucinda on the computer) 2 blame her and 2 get rid of her,and simons team seem 2 just want simon 2 be fired,they dont really help him

  • Claire needs a smack in her stupid podgy face.

  • Why the fuck is Lucinda on t he fucking show, BITCH

  • claire is such a fat cunt

  • Alex and Claire, the fact that you make the satan in your group look loyal and hands-off doesn't reflect too well. They really wanted him to fail, no wonder he comes across as try-hard, he's trying to keep these badly motivated fucks to do a honest day's work!

  • haha legolas

  • I think poor Simon lost this because of Claire she is a annoying shit.

  • @TamaraAndTheDemon

    she tottally undermining him they should have the power to fire people from the task otherwise they can just disrespect you and your supposed authority

  • Simons lovely

  • does anyone else think kevin has a face like matt lucas from little britain?!

  • @0diamondangel0

    I knew he looked familiar lol

  • i wish he'd smacked that fat cunts teeth in. she needs a good beating

  • non computer savvy in this day and age is quite hilarious. i bet lucinda struggles with microwaves, mobile phones too. but not dildo's.

  • why did they put her on this ....to get her out!

  • Who is it alex reminds me of... oh yeah the grinch!

  • alex is an annoying little bitch!

  • Helene is a bully

  • She dose not know how to close an error message. Ow my fucking goodness if you dont know how to use computers you are not going to get anywhere in the modern day world. But its kind of funny to see such a brainless fuck tard just stareing at a PC cluelessly XD

  • Simon really needs to chill, he's way to hyper and defensive. This isn't Desert Storm or Iraq, it's a photography task. Sheesh. Too much time arguing.

  • They all attacked Simon.. They wanted so bad to make him fail

  • I'd love that mug with the upside down pic.

    Put it in someone's kitchen when they're really hungover and watch them squint at in utter bewilderment.

  • It's like they're all seeing a computer for the first time.

    All these business prospects, with their fancy degrees and no basic knowledge???

  • The Glamour setup looks cheap. The other group had the better idea.

    People love lookalikes.

  • that poor lady looked absolutely HORRID and so uncomfortable.

    Alex is a snivelling little bitch

  • Why did they have Lucinda work the computer -_-

  • its come off the wrong side lol,,,,,,,,,,nah you stuck it on upside down ya ponce :)

    

  • 2:18 onwards is like watching a puppy being kicked. Horrible woman.

  • The background of Simon's team sucks.........

  • wots the bit of music called right at the beginning? it sounds nice ba-ba-ba-ba-ba :) and claire is so horrible :(

  • @lovesbth It;s one of Mozart's opera's. I think it's The Magic Flute.

  • Helene is a cow.

    x

  • I love the music they use throughout the UK Apprentice series! Danny Elfman's Edward Scissorhand theme <3

  • Claire reminds me of one of the characters from the Catherine Tate show. You know the girl that goes "am I bothered?" and never lets anyone speak?

    It seemed like a really nasty thing to do to put Lucinda at the computer, since she said so clearly that she didn't know anything baout them.

  • Poor Simon... Claire and Alex just annoy the hell out of me.

  • lucinder is useless

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  • lmao Simon shud of smacked claire in her fat face rather than the arm XD

  • Claire is a bitch and a wind up merchant. Stupid cow. Her and Alex are not making Simons task enjoyable for him. They all get a chance to lead why dont they just allow the poor chap to have his chance...

  • @naijabebe true...exactly what i was thinking. u okay though yeah?

  • claire needs to get punched in the face.

  • claire is a fat annoying pig.

  • what on earth did that woman with the blue cape draped around her look like?? were they going for the I'm-at-the-hairdressers look?! retards

  • This really is too funny ... wannabetopmanagers in the 21th century that can't even do basic things on a computer ...

  • pooor Lucinda, horrible PM !!!

  • why is the magic flute playing? bloody annoying. papageno...papagena... GRRRRROWL!!!!

  • hes an army guy. he cant help it!

  • Gosh, at least there's something good about having a Mac. I haven't seen anything of a stuck up 'ok' button in the nearly three years I've been a Mac owner. Windows has still more programs and games though.

  • Lucinda = complete tool

  • Man, they ganged up on Simon for this task. Bastards. Did he break down in tears in warzones as well?

  • claires a slag

  • poor simon, having to deal with Claire and Alex in this task :/

  • if they knew lucinda was shit at computer stuff (just basic general knowledge really), why the heck did she get assigned that specific task?! I jst don't understand, surely maybe her and raef could have switched places at least...

  • @Racocamoca it cause they dont like her and want her to mess it up, giving them reason to bring her in,

  • @Racocamoca lucinda is worthless at everything, shes childish immature and just generally stupid

  • @Racocamoca Yes, that bitch is dreadful, horrible bitchy woman, (Helene) knows nothing about anything and bullies that poor Lucinda.

  • 20.20 This Fat lump/excuse of a wilderbeast woman needs to stop stuffing her fat face and work off about 90kg weight!

  • 1-How the hell did these people make it on to the show?

    2-How the hell did they ever manage to have jobs other than hand-job technicians?

    3-Am I the only person that feels like running a warm bath and slitting my wrists due to the pure depressive thought that somehow, someone gave birth to these horrors of humanity!?

  • no, i'd happily jump in a bath and slit my wrists due to this too! absolute morons

  • Simon had to deal with war zones in the army then is reduced to dealing with a fat cow and a lanky twat in a fucking shopping centre..this is whats wrong with the world.

  • rofl @fact yeah its a sad state of affairs isn't it mate

  • couldnt agree more, hehe

  • Lucinda - Risk Manager. Best way to get rid of your risk, get rid of Lucinda.

  • Ha, I love Simon, but he got a bum deal this time. Beckham was alway going to be a goldmine for the other team.

  • no body of them don't know how 2 use computer, & applying 4 six figure salary job,, it's totally joke

  • agreed, there is no excuse for that in this day and age. especially for such young people,.

  • Did they TELL peop[le it was only a Beackham look-a-like? Seemed they conned them, to me!

  • Yeah, because the REAL Beckham has nothing better to do than stand about in a run-down shopping centre charging 15 quid for a photo on a mouse mat.

  • How can you apply for a job with Sir Alan if you can't work a computer?!

  • The best thing about the UK Apprentice Series is that I have no idea how every episode is going to end or which team is going to win. This is so much better than the US Series!!!

  • If you dig deep youll know before the series ends....wikipedia said yasmina won series 5 a month in advance and it was right

  • @fuggsakes i think the finalists actually work for him for 6 months before he takes the final decision on who to hire.. it makes sense if you consider what kind of a salary he's giving... there must have been a leak on the outcome!

  • i hate claire and alex

  • claire is a stroppy dollop

  • is this the famous shopping centre that made headlines in 2005 or 2006, for bannning youths from wearing hoodies?

  • Lucinda should take a tip from all those kids who are PCs!

  • LOL Simon slaps Clarie in the arm, shud of dun it harder

  • Simon shut the fuck up and let the team get on with job and hopefully u will end up winning the task u prick.

  • 4.07 bollox it comes out the wrong side, lollllllll PRICELESS!!!!!!

  • Oh god, this is soooo painful to watch, I just want to get in there and sort them all out and I have zero interest in business and selling. Gaaah, this isn't that difficult!!!! *head explodes*

  • @ 5:48,simon strokes claires arm, and knowing full well what she is doing and what messege it will portray claire flinchs flinches to make a issue out of it as if it was a wack, in order to undermine and portray simon in a negetive light.

  • Claire is such a hypocrite. She starts an argument and when Simon argues back, she says "this isnt the time or the place." And then shes all "dont be autocratic" but was fine when Jenny was being all "I'm project manager and I havent finished speaking" in the other task.

    Claire, Helene, Alex, and Jenny - four human beings the world could do without.

  • Excellent point and I totally agree.

  • Absolutely. Simon's "weak point" is basically that he's honest - not a gameplayer.

    He also cares what people think of him; and that made it easier for Claire and Alex to keep pushing his buttons; messing with his head and leadership.

  • Great management skills to put a non computer savvy person (Lucinda) in charge of the computer. Lucinda is blameless on this one.

  • haha, Lee..bite us in the what?

  • upside down mug lol

  • if i was simon i would have decked claire in her face

  • Haha! Nice turn of phrase! I'll use that, if you don't mind!

  • Simon came across as a grafting, down to earth and genuinely likeable chap during the fiurst three tasks. However, given the role of project manager here he turned into an autocratic, blustering idiot with a chip on his shoulder in all honesty.

    Yes Claire and Alex (the latter of whom I can't stand btw) are shitty towards him, but given they are being lectured by someone with no experience beyong erecting satellite dishes can you really blame them in all honesty?

  • Perfectly hysterical description of Simon's unfortunate character transformation.

  • I totally agree with you.

  • I can't help but feel sorry for Simon throughout the whole of this task, especially when the camera zooms in on him at about 2.50 into this clip. I think had Sir Alan actually seen the way Claire was treating him, she'd have been fired instead of him. Simon, I salute you for having to tolerate someone like that in your team.

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  • Aww. Lee's so adorable with that little girl.

  • Claire is such a big bully, treating team leader Simon like dirt; no respect at all! And Alex is no better.

  • claire and alex sucks

  • if you have claire on your team,

    you'll become negative person.

    its hard to become PM if you have person like that.

    but its always happens in real life.

  • the girl who dont know how to burn a bloody CD is their technical person. WHAT???

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  • I could'nt stand, im only 24 year's old Alex, he was a complete tool with no personality

  • lmao@ simon's face at 2:50

  • Poor Simon. His team members don't support him at all.

  • i no clair and i dunno y...alex jst keeps bloody putting him down

  • lucinda is usless

  • poor bloke they were against him from the start, no respect for giving the bloke a chance

  • That fat bitch in the black dress needs a kick i the cunt!

  • Helene... why couldnt you have just got someonelse to do the technical stuff?

  • Because she hates Lucinda and wanted her to go.

  • Simon's a decent bloke but he just doesnt command respect and its pretty damned hard to get anywhere professionally without this...

  • its not his fault...lools ^ ^ theyre just negative, petty and bitchy!!

  • how da fuck do they want to be The Apprentice and they cant even use the fucking computer/cameras or any fucking technical thing

  • They shouldn't have put Lucinda on the computer...

  • she should not have been on the show, she was never ever going to win it,

  • Lucinda is a complete muppet.

  • Lucinder should never had been put on that job working on the computer...

  • it was all a really bad idea... at one point simon actually suggests ripping up his shirt for people to wear in order to look 'glamourous', then he tries to buy expensive looking things at a pound shop, he was nice but got waayy too carried away with the whole photography thing in the task. helen was mean to make lucinda do the IT stuff, and ginger jenny was a bitch as always!

  • these contestants are fucking annoying

  • Yeah because woman totally want 'glamour and beauty' while walking through a shopping mall... How deluded are these people?

  • Simon sounded like such a perv

  • i like cheese

  • I dislike alex majorrrllyyy!

  • simon is all talk little action.

    claire does very little but speaks too much.

  • What do bean bag chairs have to do with glamour and beauty?

  • I have absolutely no idea...

  • It's an unfair trade again....Claire is getting on my nerves, Jenny is a bitch and the rest of Rennaisance, Alex is a tool and Michael so far hasn't shown much..Simon is really in a bad position.

  • Lucinda is such a loser! she didnt even trying! come on, what is so difficult using digital camera and print it!

  • Claire and Alex are truly antagonistic bitches. I felt for Simon.