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  • That´s amazing. I am rolling on the floor laughing...

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  • this is hilarious

  • "nice try you pervert"

  • Nice try, though, pervert.

  • Luke is Matthew Perry?!?!

  • "statistics have shown that male drivers are a higher risk."

    well only to explenations here

    woman stopped driving

    or a higher risk at gettin save from point A to point B

    so imma guess they charge woman more

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  • Luke = Jeremy Renner? kinda confuse much :D

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • fun!

  • I'm a 20 year old full scholarship med student with no criminal or driving record. I also worked at dominos for two years. Yesterday a guy ran a light an hit my car, totalling it. Now I pay 100 dollars more a month. Then they said they'd cut 30 dollars off a month if I took a safe driving course that cost 50 dollars to do. Fuck you, geico. :D So I understand your pain.

  • how close was this to the real call?

  • Government knows what they're doing. The world is now suited for the middle and upper class.

    Even when I can afford to buy myself a brand new car I have to give up the thought because the insurance is gonna send me down river. I and the working class people like me are forced to ride in busted ass vehicles to remind me I'm not aloud to move up in life. Fuck all these insurance companies.

  • Man, I was REALLY hoping that was an actual phone call

  • @volocom7 not gonna work this time. 

  • @volocom7 ur a fail lol

  • @volocom7 While the noise for upvoting a comment is pretty sick. I prefer the ominous tone when you flag a comment as spam. :P

  • @volocom7 Aw man my fave song pops up when I thumb you down and flag you for spam

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  • I used to be good at driving. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @kvcrippen13 Shut the fuck up please

  • Quentin Tarantino's Love Child?

  • Those are all completely legitimate questions.

  • What a professional the feller on the phone is... Seriously, it's not his choice or his decision, but handled this fellow very well... :P

  • @mureedahmad Its not an actual guy from the auto insurance company. As you see in the beginning, it says "Based on a true story".

  • Scumbag actuaries.

  • "I'm not sure $15 a month is ENOUGH, if you know what I mean."

  • 707 people have small feet. and we all know what that means.

  • @PynkWalkr Small socks?

  • @PynkWalkr there bad drivers??

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  • As an 18 year old male I pay $1500 a year for insurance. I've never been in an accident. Meanwhile my classmate who is a 19 year old female pays less than I do despite always talking about how many accidents she gets into.

    Misandry, fuck yeah.

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  • the driving talent part is so good :D

  • my god.. that's freakin suck. but nice to share :)

  • what?

  • Thomas Delonge from Blink 182 went through a second puberty. It made his voice change and quite possibly made him a better driver.

  • @Boninja88 thats true!!!!! tom delonge is the man lol

  • hahahaha king of straight faces....

    

  • "You know what they say about people with big feet don't ya?"

    "They have big penises?"

    This guy's definitely been listening to Ryan Stiles on Whose Line.

  • @Yceb0x I had a size ten shoe at age 10 and by the time I was 18 I had a size ten #$CK!!!!

  • top commenter, stop being a dick and spoiling the video! geez! now i will never know how it feels to have watched the video without knowing ahead of time . -_-

  • lol awesome troll

  • but women suck at driving wtf?

  • @gavril08 ikr some people are idiots

  • @gavril08 Ideally women SUCK when driving..as in when I am driving. Nothing wrong with a good roadie! I took a croos country road trip with a gal in college and got a roadie in 17 different states!!! Got a roadie going past the St. Louis Arch, at Yosemite, at Mount Rushmore, on the vegas strip, over hoover dam. . . .etc. . etc. . . Yeah . it was nice. . . several times we had to stop and I had to throw a blanket on the ground and the lick it and stick it!! Ahhhhhhh what great memories!

  • @LordHugenstein i live in the uk so i dont know most of those areas but the trip sounds cool... bro XD

  • @gavril08 I didn't even watch the video. . don't know what it is about. . I just know the General is annoying in his commercials. . . I was mocking his gay ass!

  • @LordHugenstein sorry who is the General? :/

  • 2 million view for that?

  • @zcarinsuranceCOM Closer to 3.

  • /watch?v=HygkFduLB6U

  • Damn penis tax.

  • haha its so true tho..and i think everyone in the world other than car insurance companies know that women are terrible drivers...so are asians...can we charge them more too??

  • "Penis Tax" Hahahha

  • This was scripted? It totally sounded like a real phone call!

  • ive watched this at least 30 times and every time he says his penis is so huge, even my mom laughs her ass off.

  • This is making a good point about bias causes.

  • Insurance is one place were we can control how much we spend. If you are lazy and don't shop for the best coverage then you really can't bitch about what you pay. Compare insurance quotes and insures is always a smart move.

  • I'm 22. I pay less than $50/month for my car. $16/month for my sport bike. Get Statefarm

  • shit dawgs stop upvoting comments that just reference the video

    gonna spoil the ending for barats and bereta virgins

  • @Robertthewren How about instead, you read the top comments after you watch the video? What a fucktard.

  • "nice try though pervert!" hahaha

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  • LOL the Only Insurance Jerks which have ever helped me out where Allstate

    888-843-5207 Ring 'em only If you intend on some mayhem LOL

  • LOL WOMEN JOKES

  • worst customer service ever

  • There are some 18yr olds who are better at driving then some 40yr olds

    And i think there are some men who drive like women <- wtf D:

  • oh sweet jeezuz.. this is one of the best vids i have seen so furr.. makes me wanna deliver the whorled from a kitteh purrrrception so u hyoo manz can sea from my i'z... this is brilliant... could be scripted, could be furr realz... the thought of you being forced to pay furr a service you might not ever use all yer life witrh NO REWARD furr good bee hiveiour is just.. ass plunging society to the core...

  • @somewhereone XD what?

  • 1:32 LOL 1:41

  • 1:32 LOL

  • What are people you Cut of their penis's called?

    I can't understand how he pronounces it.

  • @JackBabbx15

    Eunuchs.

  • oh ok.. its totally small? XD LOL

  • lmfao, when i first saw this i did not get it at all cuz i was too young to understand. now its one of his best videos ever! stick it to the man Luke!

  • I will pay someone $100 if they actually call up an insurance agent and go through this conversation.

  • 700 people work for insurance companies

  • Liking how you have the sound of a home phone going back in its socket, when it's a flip phone.

  • Luke- You know what they say about people with big feet don't ya?

    Tim- They have big penises?

    Luke- They're good drivers...nice try thought pervert

  • @FragileLittleMind1 though*

  • @BlindMangoTV Thank you for that :D Posting comments at 2am is not the best idea I've ever had.

  • @FragileLittleMind1 No, they make an ass outta ME... and YOU make more money.

  • @FragileLittleMind1 Thanks for those of us that came here and didn't watch the video.

  • I hate how insurance companies asumes that young drivers are dangerous on the road, and therefore charge them expensive car insurance. Looking for car insurance is a joke.

  • sooooo true!

  • this is awesome.. even if it didn't do anything it probably made you feel at least a little better, i know it would make me if i did it lol

  • the most amazing thing i've seen lol

  • "oh, so it's a penis tax."

  • I might be inclined to chop the thing off if its gonna cost me $180 per month. 

  • lmfao!

    

  • this is hilarious

  • You know what they say about people with big feet?.....They have big penises?? NO they are good drivers but nice try pervert!

  • xD I made my math teacher watch this when I was in high school and we were talking about insurance. EVERYONE in my class LOVED it!

  • FUCKING LOVE THIS! 

  • I hold that agent handling your call in highhhh regard.

  • Insurance is a scam that makes very little sence. I'm sorry. If I report an accident to my insurance the rates go up??? My insurance company is the last place I would call if I did get into an accident!!! I pay $75 a month for liability which is basically a non-probuct!!! What about the fact that I have paid thousands of dollars for absolutly nothing in return??? Insurance hurts the average low income safe driver. I will be expecting a fat check in 2012 ( the golden age) Drive Safe My People!!

  • I cant stop watching this video. I am constantly laughing! Luke your one of the funniest guys I have ever seen.

  • SOOO TRUE!!! brilliant xD

  • ahahahahaaaa

  • this is funny, If you live in Azusa/Covina/Baldwin park, Ca visit ermultiservice for very low cost auto insuramce.

  • holy shit this guys got balls LOL

  • @TheSupacrackhead *psssst- Hey dude... it's not real*

  • but when assumptions are sometimes correct, then you're the ass not me :)

  • Boo-ya I'm a chick btw. I pay $89 a month.

  • 1:32-1:49 im typing this while im laughing so hard!!

  • i freaking love you barats and bereta funny as hell

  • BEST ONE YET!!!!! I'm still laughing!!!!

    "no they drive better... nice try though pervert.."

  • BEST ONE YET!!!!! I'm still laughing!!!!

  • ahh shit im going to have to pay $303 a month

  • "why are they so jealous?" CUZ MY PENIS IS SO HUGE

  • Freaking outstanding!

  • Sums up my life. Can't get a car because douches who are 17 drive like dicks and crash to impress their plastic girlfriends

  • I got my quote: nothing. No insurance company will insure me or even give me a quote. Actually, I think I make a video about it.

  • FUCK YOU CAR INSURANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

  • AHhaha this relates so much to me searching for insurance!!!!

  • I must be a horrible driver...

  • Wow that insurance guy is very patient, half expected him to go nuts later on.

  • If this were a comedy show, it would be hilarious. But harrassing someone who is just doing his job isn't funny really. You do make a point there ofcourse, but still... this way you wont change anything.

  • OMFG ... This is soooo great i cant stop laughing. Took at least about 10 minutes to stop it..... Hilarious!!! Nice Call!!

  • ''I don't get a lot of birthday presents.. cause my friends are so.. jealous!''

    ''why are they so jealous?''

    ''cause my penis is so HUUUGGE!!''

  • i love you guys. your funnier then fluffy talks by far xD

  • @bradleycontois dont even compare them to that stoner

  • what i dont fucking get is the fact that my insurance costs so fucking much when i havent even been in a fucking wreck... its all them dumb bitches and dumb jockafags that just completely ruined the roads, i smoke pot every mother fucking day and drive around THE SPEED LIMIT NO MORE NO LESS, and NEVER miss my turn, i GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY when im not in a hurry(i expect the same common courtesy) yet here i am 300 dollars less... thx a lot bad drivers eat a cock

  • Nice work Luke, but the men in suits who make these policies should get it, the shameless bastards. They hide behind their workers. Can we have more please. Hound them Luke, hound them.

    My insurance trebled because some drunken prick totalled my beloved car when it was parked safely. I am now a high risk?? How?? Witnesses, police, pictures makes no difference.

    They are making huge profits, laughing at us and flicking cigar ash in our faces.

  • that's not funny, that's just being a complete dick.

  • @peacemaker2344

    Oh, come on, you wouldn't laugh if you worked at an insurance company and got a call like that? There's no swearing or yelling, and the guy has valid points. Plus it'd use up 3 minutes of your shift. It's funny, I'd play along. =P

  • So, it's scripted, but the guy on the other end of the line sounds legit, nicely done! Unless...just Luke's part was scripted...

  • *funny quote*

  • so basically it's a penis tax?

  • you just got yourself a new subscriber! =D

  • @Tehandpickid me2

  • @pabdullasalah =D lol

  • "You know what they say about people with big feet, don't you?"

    "They have big penises?"

    "No, they're great drivers. Nice try though, pervert."

  • this is funny, I like.

  • hilarious!

    

  • what a dick!

  • It's scripted. You can tell because it says it's scripted in the description.

  • 2:10 hahaha

  • Luke-"You know what happens when you assume, Tim?"

    Tim-"You make an ass out of U and me?"

    Luke-"No, we make an ass of me, and you make more money!"

  • "Why are they jealou-"

    "BECAUSE MY PENIS IS BIGGER."

  • What company are you using?? That's fucking ridic! Mines like 130 a month for full coverage

  • You could tell he was REALLY suppressing a laugh when he said "birthday".

  • I can't wait till I turn 25. Maybe I will finally be able to parallel park.

  • OMG!!! Are you that stupid?!!! It's that simple!!! That stuff is Fake!!! OMG!!!

  • HOLY SHIT, $300 FOR CAR INSURANCE. In Norway we only pay about $50 a month.

  • @JagSmakarSkit yeah but we pay soooooooo much for all the other shit tho......... @:)

  • LMAO this is waaaay funnier than i thought it would be!

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