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  • I like Titus, his show was amazing, his comedy is okay. But this is a load of crap, slavery is as old as time itself, every race or tribe was enslaved. When tribes fought the loser was either annihilated or enslaved. The Egyptians enslaving the Jews for example. Now, the Spanish and English were buying slaves from African tribes that enslaved. At the same time the British were enslaving the Irish, shipping them here where they were sold cheaper than blacks and treated much worse.

  • I'm 16 years old and to the people that have been annoyed, angered, or offended by my generation I sincerly apologize.

  • They're not fucking Indians, they're called Native Americans.

  • He's just amazing, soo funny & brilliant! Shame they had to bleep out some words. I think it takes away from the integrity of a perfectly timed and delivered performance to bleep out words just because some people might have a problem with them but Christopher Titus with bleeps is sure better than no Christopher Titus at all.

  • IM HALF WHITEY! AND I HALF APOLOGIZE!!! My black side accepts my white sides apology. Great work man.

  • go

  • Seriously? The guy's a COMEDIAN. Why take everything so seriously? No matter what race you are, there are going to be ignorant people and decent people. I've met my share of both from all races. Plainly, It's how you treat other people, and how you treat yourself.We're all responsible for that. Period. Btw, making 8 or 9 comments degrading one particular race and then saying you're not racist is a perfect example of stupidity. Think you know who I'm talkin about.CHILL OUT, Y'ALL and be happy.

  • @deonicben .yes, a few traitorous blacks sold their fellow blacks into slavery. this was mostly as indentured servitude. whites of america, gb,fra,esp, bel,ger and por took the proverbial mile on this slavery lark. understand this, the above countries was built off the backs of people of colour. see the moors, renaissance and the building of washington and the rail roads (usa). i could go on, but by now, i hope you get the picture. kindly do the research. you only know part of the episode.

  • Albino Cambodian ! LORL !!!!! Good one Chris !

  • MOST or MAJORITY of whites always seem to hate anything ethnic or anything with spice, color or falvor.

    It's no wonder there are so many cultural foods they cant have. The racism even affects their taste buds ! LOL !

    They are ALWAYS looking for PERFECTION and the BEST ! And they think that their race has it all.

    Meanwhile when white girls get pregnant, they are the first to get and afford abortions.

    Proper and perfect my butt !

  • @megpruden20 Wow, you're really racist, it's quite funny, really.

  • @Yukisensei13 LORL ! WOW ! I am a racist ?!

    Absoultuey not, I have NEVER been on and NEVER will !

    I LOVE all people regardless of thier race.

    But if there is something wrong with a race, it has to be addressed.

    And I agree with you this video is hilarous and I love it.

    So I think you are jumping the gun

  • @megpruden20 You're quite a racist person yourself and have NO room to critique anyone about racism. People who think they aren't able to be racist/prejudice tend to be the first to exhibit such traits. You have clear prejudices yourself and show them in your comments that white people are "not able to eat anything with spice or flavor" or "first to have abortions." You allude to the idea that white people are plain and flavorless or have less morals. You are arrogant AND a racist.

  • And sadly you know what I hate to say it but he is right !

    It is MOSTLY white people.

    I AM NOT saying all white people but MOST or the MAJORITY yes ! IT for EVERYTHING

  • And they are always taking someone’s land, taking over countries.

    They ALWAYS want to be on top and be the BEST and get CRED That is so true ! How are we alike biologically and yet we cant get along ?! Hmm..

  • This is one of my favorite videos from Chirs T ! : ) From the beginning of history,they have been the FIRST to display violence, to steal, to get drunk so on and so forth.

  • Just brilliant!

    

  • @OTULP62 I'm whitey..... and you should go fuck yourself 

  • "i also love chicken" to funny.

  • im wondering why his friends are bringing up slavery now?. no more slavery in the US soo i dont get why alot of black people go and bring that shit up

  • @JJTT1991 Because they are STIILL being treated like slaves.

    By means of injustice

  • Texas is hell currently in eastland Texas...... Also who's the bigger racist the guy telling the joke or the guy pointing out that it's a racist joke. A joke is just a joke doesn't matter who it's about so suck it up it's not like the black people today were involved in slavery and were held captive. Probably gonna start some YouTube drama with this comment but I said what I said so If you have a problem have fun arguing with yourself

  • @MrSilentdeath69 not saying i dont agree that people should take less offense but jokes can be offensive and you cant get mad at someone for them being mad at you because your being an inconsiderate tool. but most people honestly dont give a shit as long as they can tell that you arent being serious and the joke is actually funny...

  • thank you

    

  • where can I find "Neverlution"?

  • @ladysky179 christophertitus(dot)com

  • We can rationalize anything. Slavery, broken families etc. We are fucked up!

  • @tbskms Yeah, we humans are serious pieces of work. What really kills me is when I see people like you who take jokes WAY TOO SERIOUSLY.

  • @ Just an observation. Besides, being fucked up ain't all bad!

  • @tbskms True, true. Normal people are weird. Like Titus says: "When the end of the world comes and the normal people are screaming and running for their lives, we screwed up are gonna say: "Hey, no one's watching that Lexus dealership!"

  • Applause :-)

  • roflmao at the end their ... only thing i got to say is this white people didnt enslave Africans white people went to Africa and got sold the slaves it was their own people capturing them and making them slaves not whites

  • @demonicben Actually the Dutch were the first to enslave them to be used for harsh labor, africans would enslave eachother, but it would be far more fairly treated, like a family member that worked hard labor. Then the Dutch came along and made a deal with tribes to capture other tribes and sell/trade them to the dutch.

  • @demonicben Technically, due to the fact we are all human, we all exist as one race. Meaning it WAS, indeed, their own people who enslaved them. Anyone who says it was white people would be racist, because they would be making their judgements based solely on their skin color, the essence of racism.

  • @Blackchain119

    that is a valid point and i will agree with you on that my only point im gunna make is africans still bitch about slavery when they only had to deal with 200 years of unlike the jews who dealt with it alot longer by the Egyptians its the way life was back then get over it ya know what i mean and on that note there are many women that are inslaved now a days for sex yet know one wants to confront it

  • @demonicben I'm not saying they don't have a right to be pissed off about two centuries of brutal slavery. I am sure that if my ancestors were enslaved, I would be pretty pissed too...for about the hour of class time in grade 8 that I learned of it, then be thankful it isn't here today. Really, people need to remember that we really can't do a single fucking thing about it now and that we know better today. Live with the satisfaction that it isn't happening NOW for Christ's sake people!

  • @demonicben Slavery in africa ended 30 years ago you idiot. How the hell did you pass 8th grade?

  • @demonicben I apologize if I come of rude but Africa is not a country.Sometimes it's hard to stay awake during history class but their are hundreds of cultures in Africa THE CONTINENT separate villages may have sold slaves but their form of slavery was far less brutal (you can look it up). not all white people are to blame for the enslavement of africans just like not all african cultures participated in slave trading the southern part of america is responsible 4 slavery as a form of economics.

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  • @demonicben  and this some how makes it right...

  • @demonicben yes but we continued the work. Isn't it true that those who do nothing and go with the flow are also to blame?

  • @demonicben and after that we eventually sent boats over and took them ourselves but nothing stoped us from doing something about them being sold to slavery did we! im whitey and i Apologize

  • @demonicben Then why the abuse and rape and all the HORRID things ?!

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  • um..... they bombed peral harbor... as a "stay out of ur way" threat.... so yeah..

  • @MrPyromaniac102 Um, they didn't, you silly. It was the US bombing the half empty PH. But no worries... (note: the US only used false flag attacks to join wars up to date. Literally 100% ;) )

  • @MrPyromaniac102 Yeah, they started it!

  • The Japanese actually didn't start it. We weren't completely blameless BUT I do think both sides were overreacting by a lot.

  • Heres a white person joke.

    What do tell a white person carrying a new TV.

    Excuse me sir you dropped your Receipt

  • 8 people don't love chicken

  • I Wana hear one ov them white jokes, I hope they're hilarious

  • Funniest man alive

  • Is it just me but is Titus' inner idiot talking when started the apology.

  • albino cambodian lol

  • "I WANT A PRESIDENT SO BLACK HIS MOTORCADE STILL GETS PULLED OVER FOR NO REASON!"

  • @MOBIUS1107 obama is not your man then.

  • i dont have to apologize for anything, because i didnt do anything it was my ansestors so ya

  • @rebellionofsomthing It was the Black Africans who first sold their own people into slavery. My Irish Ancestors were also chastised. Can I ask for reparations as an Irish/American?

    How far back does it need to go?? This is absurd.

  • @marmcmick same with the Scottish and cuz were not a different color its not talked about

  • which special is this from?

  • @psulions1000 - This is from the "5th Annual End of the World Tour"

  • 6:28-6:36 greatest part

  • 8 people must be related to sorry as George Dubbya

  • Dis nigga so funny just watched him on comedy central

  • All of this controversy just means that Christopher Titus is doing his job well.

  • For those of you who obviously don't know that Titus is a hilarious sarcastic comedian. Please know that he is. He is being sarcastic when he apologizes, OBVIOUSLY. He is pointing out how sensitive people are about race. LEARN SARCASM!!!!

  • Oh by the way, when is everyone going to realize that all this left/right wing bullshit is just dividing our country by stupidity. Maybe we could stand stronger and make this country better if we would stop fighting each other. Think about it.

  • My fiancé is 50% German and 50% Irish so he says if he owes anyone an apology it's the Jews. Talk about a big apology considering we tracked his family all the way back before ww2 and he is related to hitler. So explains why his mom is crazy!

  • Here we go another weak wristed liberal, apologising for being "WHITE" Well fuck you flunky, Part of Onama

    s new left wing army-eh ????

  • @Eadhmonn He's JOKING. He's a COMEDIAN. He's being SARCASTIC. ANd if you don't know the meaning of those words, get a dictionary!

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  • This guy had a great sitcom on FOX, but damn he's a self hating idiot in this video.

  • the heirs of jewish slave masters owe the descendants of African slaves untold billions of dollars in reparations but refuse to pay out. Instead the phony "Holocaust" narrative was fabricated so that the jews could steal the prized "ultimate victim" crown from those same Africans. Only around 6% of the Africans were shipped to North America while the vast majority were shipped to South America where the jews controlled the entire operation.

  • @UntilWeFindtheCure

    You honestly beleive that the mass graves and the segregation and the internment camps were all fake? May whatever god you pray to bless you... bless you with a brain.

  • @UntilWeFindtheCure Dear god what are you smoking.

  • @UntilWeFindtheCure Uhuh... And your proof is where exactly???

  • only 6% of the african slaves were shipped to North American. The vast majority were sent to South America where the jews controlled the entire operation.

  • @UntilWeFindtheCure

    I guess technically, it's just Karma at that point, huh.

  • I do not apologise because it was blacks selling the slaves to americans.

  • Man, i can't be angry or apologize. Yeah i'm half black, but my ancestors were chillin and gettin high in jamaica when most of that slavery shit went down, and my white side? Canadian. Nuff said.

  • @badflamer actually, Jamaica was heavily reliant on slavery from the 1700's to the 1800's because Jamaica was under British rule. Jamaica actually had slaves until Great Britain abolished slavery in 1834

  • @R0cketmanBeats lol, i know man. I was makin a joke.

  • @badflamer it's cool, the only reason i knew that is because i was bored and on wikipedia

  • im good my relitives are from germany...but they where too young during ww2, so im good lol

  • You guys are over analyzing the jokes. Just accept they're funny and move on with your lives

  • Seven Albino Cambodians hated this. 

  • The "is that man holding a glock 9" filter.

    :D

  • "i will admit, i love chicken" hahaha

  • Only.thing.by.Titus.I.don't.li­ke.

    I'm.white,and.I'm.proud.of.it.

    I.haven't.hurt.anyone,and.I.ne­ver.will.

    Titus.is.being.very.racist.her­e.

    No.matter.that.he's.white.

    Still.racist.

    He's.still.wrong.

    spacebar.broken.

  • @chadwicks733 learn to take a joke,he is a comedian :P

  • @critter8097 Yea,I.do.

    But.sometimes.the.joke.just.is­n't.funny.

    

  • @chadwicks733 how is that rascist? there's nothing wrong with being white, there's nothing wrong with being proud to be white, being proud of your heritage =/= being proud of the bad things that your people may have done

  • @JRUJR Yes, being proud of any atrocities any race has done (and EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS):

    NOT!

    I'm proud of being white, but I'm not proud of ANYONE, ANY RACE doing harm to fellow human beings.

    Peace.

  • @chadwicks733 he's not saying he's proud of what they've done -.-

  • @JRUJR I gathered that. But he seems to be trying to politically correct too much.

    The past is the past. The only way to move forward and make the future better is to have love for fellow man, and the actions of love for fellow man.

    I don't think it's funny to be apologetic in the manner he is doing it.

    That's all.

  • @chadwicks733 people are asking for a formal appology, for one person to stand up and take responsibility for things happened hundreds of years ago, not only are we not responsible, but there's nobody who's going to take that kind of responsibility, and that's what he finds funny and is making the joke about. he's not joking about slavery, or about racism, he's joking about the people who ask for an appology when they have no reason to expect one.

  • I always wanted to go to ground zero in Japan and put a model battleship there.

  • "'Is that guy holding a glock 9?' filter." LOL.

  • what was this on?

  • @shagohod666 Comedy Central...See the emblem?

  • by the way if your not white you should ecept our aplogy cause did you see how fast we got organized

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  • @fuckmuffins123 White slave traders did not go to Africa and capture ANYONE. They purchased slaves from guess who. BLACK African slave traders. Not only that, but there WERE also BLACK slave owners here in the US and they were KNOWN for being cruel to their slaves. No one alive today is to blame for what happened over 100 years ago.

  • @Deke101 There is a whole lot more to that though. I agree that no one alive is to blame for what happened in the past, but do not blame the Africans for slavery. They played a part in it, but are not fully responsible.

  • @nurahsplaylists Well, I guess by the same token you can't really blame drug dealers for dealing drugs. I mean, if people didn't buy them, there wouldn't be a drug trade. All I am sayig is that blacks today seem to want to blame whites today for slavery and it's BS.

  • @Deke101 I think a lot of Black people know what happened but don't acknowledge it. There is an animosity between Black Americans and Africans. And I am guessing this knowledge of Africans trading Black Americans into slavery is what it stems from. I don't blame whites presently for what happened. I do blame whites in the past for what happened and for the current attitude that most whites have toward blacks.

  • @Deke101 I blame White people today for the bloodshed they continue to rain on blacks. But I also blame blacks as well. Black on Black crime is horrible and needs to stop. Scratch that. People killing people for no reason needs to stop. Unfortunatly words aren't going to make that happen.

  • @fuckmuffins123 Ha no they had alot worse happen in poland, so please thank her for me haha

  • @fuckmuffins123 He is a comedian, JOKES!!!! Learn how to take one, dang.

  • @fuckmuffins123 you are such a victim. you dont get it. go back to poland if your too lazy to trace the history and connect the dots. do i have to mention, also, that I am white? You mad.

  • My ancesters fought for the North during the civil war. Yet black people still want me, ME as a white person to pay restitution? They owe me for the death of my family saving their sorry buts! I expect restitution from them.

  • I peed a litlle

  • very funny

  • Hahaha he's so funny ;) I love him, he's one of my fav comedians.

    Now onto my rant, 'cause you people are seriously pissing me off. I made an account specifically because I'm so damn annoyed. Oh MY GOD! It's just a freakin' video! Stop taking things so damn seriously! Obviously you shouldn't be watching this if you're going to be all serious about every damn detail, even in people's damn reviews. Who cares who is Irish or British, my God! It's just a damn comment someone left, so GET OVER IT!

  • You people get way too worked up about commenting, just watch the video and be happy!

  • fuck off you started that

  • personally, its the people that cant let that go that keep racism alive, every race. Sure it was bad, but its in the past. Let. it. go. : / it gets so old. all the haters keep the hate going.

  • To the japaneese with the A bomb, and the internment camps....Fuck that you started it!

  • Wow he is funny and crazy as hell

  • ohhh, i see where James Michael from Sixx:A.M. got that 'Stupid stupid stupid' thing from now

  • Respond to this video... im black but im not gonna black me you for what your ancestors did to my ancestors and if a guy calls me the n word i will say nigger mean ignorance person and you sir are a nigger because im better than cuseing them out im better than them

  • @TheKingteshay best thing iv ever herd in a while

  • "i mean, Hell, we cleaned out all the Mexicans."

  • dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, Bush family...

    HA!

  • You dont aplogize. You didnt enslave them. You ancestors enslaved their ancestors. You dont owe anyone an apology. Move the hell on.

  • jajjaa Perd... Los MExicano.. me apologizo XD jajajaja at least he tried.

  • If you want to ship out the retards in the U.S then I am pretty sure there will not be much left.

  • hahaha damn rights this is some funny shit, and yes you white people do lose more then 1000 ........ its like 10 billion dollors yearly for USA AND CANADA, but you white poeple did make one promsie to us you kept.

    the promise to take our land........... awe fuck it your women love us more thne you anyway lol jk

    I am noblefighter89 and i say are you women down with the brown? then call your closest indain in your area

  • whitey doesnt need to apologize. its not his fault. he wasnt there now was he. yeah im sorry my ancestors were douches ok.

  • @gixxer22945 so we should deport all "the retards that are screwing over our country".....? OK.....first on the list....gixer22945

  • @waikkato shut up you bleeding hearted liberal. we did what we had to and we don't have to apologize for it. people with that way of thinking is making our country weak. a down right piss poor example of a U.S. citizen. Hell we should deport the retards who are screwing over our country.

  • @gixxer22945 by 'did what you had to' do you mean genocide?

  • @gixxer22945 He is a funny mother f*^ker. And check this out. " ITS JUST A JOKE". So take it easy you piss poor retard.Next time you have a thought , Let it go. Its just a fu*kin joke. Heres my appology "fuck you". I didnt have anything to do with any of it.

  • "We had this beautiful country to build and we needed some help.  Could have asked the Indians to help, but we...killed them."

  • The 2 people who disliked this must have been..Laughing so hard that they clicked on the wrong button....Or they are just Racist Klan memebers

  • "Muy...apologiso?"

  • IM WHITEY AND I APOLOGIZE!!

  • hey i used to live in texas, the only place you can see further and see less..

  • dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the bush family, dirt, cactus, lizards. heheheh

  • lol

  • Im whitey and i apolozige! :D I actually am white

  • Oooops, my bad

  • we Irish had about 700 years to make up jokes about the brits xD

  • @achmedthedeadterror5 i'm part irish.

  • @achmedthedeadterror5 trust us we do

  • @achmedthedeadterror5 awwwww poor irish, not like the cornish and scottish were botherd by the ENGLISH, (brits refer to all of the UK, you may be irish but your a brit, get over it, just be glad your not english.) shut up, black ppl had it the worst here in the US. and any joke you made up in 700 years has been so washed by scotch and booze im surprised you remeber how to speak, STFU YOU PIKIY BITCH!

  • @robertson109 LOL your post was so full of ignorance and racism im just gonna end my response here, or after this little smiley :)

  • @achmedthedeadterror5 lol your dumb :D and you really need to know what your talking about befor you let slimmy shit like that come out of your mouth, or the ignorant bitch, and if you truly are irish, then you should know. YOU ARE BRITISH!

  • @robertson109 didnt know the Celts were indeed Anglo-Saxons... my bad man! you must know everything, being from Canada and all. And even if you are right, how does me being british make up for the british murdering us for 700 years.... seems like self genocide if you ask me, must be that we werent british and infact Irish. Still, I think 700 years of being useless to your masters beats 400 years of being worth something then becoming free-ish.

  • @achmedthedeadterror5 sorry man, look up your shit befor you whipe your ass with it, if your Cornish, Irish or scottish or welsh THEN YOU ARE BRITISH!!!!! british = ANYONE FROM THE UK!, you can be irish, but your british, my god man, are you that stupid??? if im from ontairo, im an Ontarian, but im still canadain. is it that hard for you??? or has the guiness really rotted your brain? stupid prick. and no the "irish" have not had it worse then the black ppl, are you truly that fucking dumb??

  • @robertson109 Google is your friend, use it.

  • @robertson109 dude british = anyone from great britain. great britain = england + scotland + wales. united kingdom = england + scotland + wales + northern ireland. ireland is not britain and not UK. it's a seperate country. just like france. or germany.

  • @robertson109 Listen you idiot . The Republic of Ireland was Ratified on 1/22/19 and was officially formed on 11/6/22.Of Ireland's thirty-two counties , the Republic of Ireland has only twenty-six of them. The other six counties are part of Northern Ireland which was established on 5/3/21 and is part of the United Kingdom. Which means your an idiot who apparently knows very little about the governments and histories of other countries.

  • @Mornara dude u know too much about history and shit....smoke some weed or somethin.....kill off a few of them brain cells u wouldnt be so pissed off if u did

  • @Mornara scratch that last reply i went back and read robertsons comment...what a dumbass bastard.....still 4-20

  • @achmedthedeadterror5 UP THE REPUBLIC! xD Ireland ftw!

  • He should've also apologized to us indians for forcing us to Oklahoma. Ironicaly that is the state I was born in.

  • Ashamed to be white much? shit, grow some, Titus.

    lol @ white guilt.

  • LMFAO. This is funny. One of the best racism stand-up bits ever.

  • I love Titus, but Texas rules. Been all over the States, Texas is still king.

  • you Pussy get over it!

  • GOOD FOR HIMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

  • I'm whitey and I apologize

  • Fuck you! You guys started that!

  • I hoped that george carlin saw this before he died. he'd probably get a kick out of it.