david ur sons so cute bro keep up the good work and dont do what my parents did to me that age make me watch chucky, it, and all the nightmare on elms, and texas chainsaw massacer
You're a southern boy Dave so I KNOW you've eaten at a Cracker Barrel before! LOL. Made my heart smile you seeing your mama cause I know you miss her on the other side of the country. Keep doing what you do Dave cause the world needs more people like you!
Hey Dave I drive airplanes at Detroit metro airport the green is what they call type 4 and if it was us driving your plane we would have finished in less than 5 minutes because we would have put 4 trucks on 1 plane and our trucks are alot more updated they had an ancient model from the .99 cent store lmao
Kids always think their going to miss something thats why they sleep with their eyes open, mine slaps himself in the face when he gets sleepy, he literally goes from one cheek to the other...lmao
lol u really do seem like a normal guy. I've been a fan of your's for @ least 2 yrs. Keep up the good work. I know good things will come your way and you will get all the success that you deserve! ~Alexis
Dave, you and I were down in FL about the same time, if this was around Christmas. It was cold in Central FL...they were going 2 open the homeless shelters cuz it was going to be 40 degrees in the evening..I'm glad you do vlogs with the fam...they're good.
hey david I checked out your videos when I heard about you from Shaycarl. You are hilarious and I am sad more people don't know about you! I subscribed and I'm going to add you as a friend. Peace!
Dave man, why did that boy have on a sleeper and a binky? You really was tryin' to pass him off as under 2. Don't you know that ALL little boys wait until you get in line in a crowd of people to act a fool..remember you probably did it too...the mother's curse always works. I bet your mama was laughing the whole time. Little man is just a cutie, but he's gonna have jokes, I can tell. Watchout!
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Your Sons Mayjor D-Payne lol He Gonna Grab your hand one time and then suck his teeth and look at you like "You got bout to seconds to get your nasty, David Spates, Whip your butt dont wash your hands, hand out my face before you be a digit short" lol nice family dude FUNNY stuff always
lol that coin machine is crazy it even exepts pennys i had a big bucket of pennys that weighed 15 pounds and there was no way but with that machine i could have gotten so much money
My favorite video so far...Your son is so funny, little kids are so funny (they don't even have to try)........ I think I used to sleep with my eyes open sometimes too, it used to freak my family out..........Love your wife's hair color, she looks gorgeous as usual.
Daves videos are always good to watch no matter if hes not making jokes 24/7 his life is nice and like a tv show haha grandma stop playing i aint playin grandma haha i hope the best for you dave
Dave man, i gotta say, i HATE video diaries... but yours are JOKES sonn! lol keep it up.
and its cool how you actually go over your comments and answer them, most of these youtubers (not to point any fingers) dont do it AT ALL. good job ;)
ohhhh and dem 1$ condoms gave me child 1 & 2, so u must be blessed mayyne! haha keep it real
Ur' Mother is BEAUTIFUL.. Raina's hair color looks FIERCE.. I Love it!! Suits her to a TEE! Donivan.. Is just as Cute as the Day is Long.. I like to fell out when ur' cousin turned up his system, ur' Expressions are priceless..lol, and comparing his system to ur' Saturn..lol. What a Beautiful Family You all ARE! Family Videos are my Weakness.. I cherish family.. And you seem to know Exactly where I'm coming from.. Because you not only express by ur' words but ur' Actions! Real Talk!.TY! bb~
I love ur vlogs...
password9319 4 months ago
strong ass speakers YO LOL ur not scared of planes? man i shit myself on planes scary as hell!
izzyniza 10 months ago
WTF lmaoo im just taking in ur son's got my name ahaha
DeejayyPuBLK 1 year ago
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12:11 ALWAYS STRAPPED =D good vid man
Billi0naireMind 1 year ago
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Billi0naireMind 1 year ago
wer in florida did u live?
megamonster17 1 year ago
never buy 99 cent toilet paper lol
mrdta97 1 year ago
that car huh? 99 cent. LOL!!!!!
williambrown007 1 year ago 3
I love me some Crackerbarrel I love how he made that banjo noise
ElRomell2K 1 year ago
Your child is adorable Dave!
FPSunderscoreSam 1 year ago
i noticed how one of the items in the store said $1.49
saiyinrage108 1 year ago
0:01
Whaddachump 1 year ago
david ur sons so cute bro keep up the good work and dont do what my parents did to me that age make me watch chucky, it, and all the nightmare on elms, and texas chainsaw massacer
scottyboy982 1 year ago
You're a southern boy Dave so I KNOW you've eaten at a Cracker Barrel before! LOL. Made my heart smile you seeing your mama cause I know you miss her on the other side of the country. Keep doing what you do Dave cause the world needs more people like you!
Kimberly0609 1 year ago
5 star mazda chick give the deck
RestaurantShawty 1 year ago
evry u-tube vid is from cali
rougeextase38 1 year ago
5:23 she look'n like..'wtf!!??" my what? lololol
sunshinesda1 1 year ago
I bet that beach you guys was at is filled with oil blots by now, thanks bp
Posthero04 1 year ago
i bet you got your car at the 99 cent store 2 hahaaaaaaah just kidin i lke your vids no homo
TheAtrocitus 1 year ago
You buy your car for 99 cents too? haha just fkn wit you. I shop there too but I would've never trusted the 99c condoms lol
champ3660 1 year ago
that ship was kinda beautiful.
sid891000 1 year ago
xDDDD
my daddy does the same thing.
he saves up loose change and goes to the supermaket to change it xDDD
lmao
LaS40mokuanaS 1 year ago
yo dat waz excersist like ur babi was sleep w/ his eyes open, i almost died laughin
813Massacre 1 year ago
Daaaamn lil man man was really sleepin wit his eyes open? lol good shit
EmXtraMoney 1 year ago
that's the most thumpin' i've heard on a youtube video...in forever i think...lol wow
ernestperryjr 1 year ago
Yea Dave... U think your son is possessed...anf might try to stab you in your sleep. On the bright side... I gotta learn how to sleep like that!
fhadj 1 year ago
how did you managed to fixed your car??
desperateado 1 year ago
nah david thats not normal lol he seems possesed. check that out.
GunzGot5 1 year ago
lol never seen anybody sleep wit their eyes open
marceloyanez111pt2 1 year ago
I ment to say I deice airplanes
fatboyslimkc 1 year ago
Hey Dave I drive airplanes at Detroit metro airport the green is what they call type 4 and if it was us driving your plane we would have finished in less than 5 minutes because we would have put 4 trucks on 1 plane and our trucks are alot more updated they had an ancient model from the .99 cent store lmao
fatboyslimkc 1 year ago
@laughandpeealittle what did you think of retrokiwiromify's comment about your car?
zebracakes134 1 year ago
What is this nickalodeon? slimein ppl..LOL
DEZTHADEZTRUKTA 1 year ago
Is yo car standard? U knw u can start it by pushing it while its in gear I cant explain it really good but ma dad has done it before lol
DEZTHADEZTRUKTA 1 year ago
That looks like Palm Beach! I live in Saint Lucie! I bet you don't miss the humidity, eh?
ChefChris47 1 year ago 2
to ChefChris47: Hell yeah i miss it. can't wait to get back. Don't miss the mosquitos though :-)
laughandpeealittle 1 year ago 4
@laughandpeealittle who would miss the mosquitoes here in Florida they are terrible
TH3PANDA8094 1 year ago
@laughandpeealittle wait dave is that in florida!!!
FreeKaLeeK1547 1 year ago
lol did u get ur car at the 99¢ store?
retrokiwikromify 1 year ago
The sleeping with the eyes open is some funny "ship". : )
tribunation 1 year ago 2
never seen that befor is it normal lol?
sdakka 1 year ago
You are one cool cat David Spates, I am officially a fan.
JimboJ1981 1 year ago 16
Man your cousin is a gangsta
BLONDASS123 1 year ago
hahah my mom says the same abou the 99 cent store, she warns me all the damn time! lol
TheMissRosario 1 year ago 2
Dave you are a legend, haha. If OG's Bass it that good, you know you gotta show us what your car's got!
By the way, your wife is beautiful, and you are a true family man, I tip my hat to you good sir.
DaGlowingElement 1 year ago 3
its awesome to see posts that aren't racist!
scotydo1 1 year ago 3
Kids always think their going to miss something thats why they sleep with their eyes open, mine slaps himself in the face when he gets sleepy, he literally goes from one cheek to the other...lmao
undefiableimage1 1 year ago 3
when i was a kid i slept with my eyes open very often :D
freshsid 1 year ago 2
Very entertaining...
hottentot 1 year ago 2
David Spates, you are my hero & inspiration. I need your attitude.
hottentot 1 year ago 2
i used to live in oceanside 99cnt SODA!
korn5star 1 year ago
You lucky, they usually take my camera or Video camera on take off, and tell me I can't use it.....
Must be because you're an Youtubecelebrity.
Jordans03 1 year ago
I swore i could smell that pizza... ._.
nishell3200 1 year ago
5 stars for being a family man
OMGitsSEVEN 1 year ago 3
dat BASS go HARD
degeneration55 1 year ago
hey dave whos bubbles and why is your wife blowing him? haha jks!!
gmelendez999 1 year ago 2
5 stars for great family footage and working with Guatamalans and Mexicans and Whites. LMAO
Laughing2002 1 year ago
cheap condoms.....lol
angela2luvsnow 2 years ago
You shoud look into this thing called a flexpod so you can attach your camera to something in your car.
SilentSmackProdigy 2 years ago
lol u really do seem like a normal guy. I've been a fan of your's for @ least 2 yrs. Keep up the good work. I know good things will come your way and you will get all the success that you deserve! ~Alexis
livelaughluv100 2 years ago 2
starting at 3:37 almost seems like a commercial
imjustme2131 2 years ago
You're baby sleeps with his eyes open.....That's gangster.
dabeast615 2 years ago 37
lol, so true
katra777 1 year ago
OSAMA BIN LADEN LMAO
TINKYSKATES 2 years ago
does OG have gold teeth?
Jake66564 2 years ago 2
ha ha hee hee
joshmoyo 2 years ago
Damn that bass was thumping
Postman1337 2 years ago 2
Your family is from the ft.lauderdale area right? I know because I don't live far from there.
jaided79 2 years ago
Nice teeth!
thebluestofpeas 2 years ago
Great Vid ;], this diary is fun.
UgisC 2 years ago
Dave, you and I were down in FL about the same time, if this was around Christmas. It was cold in Central FL...they were going 2 open the homeless shelters cuz it was going to be 40 degrees in the evening..I'm glad you do vlogs with the fam...they're good.
bigvirgotube 2 years ago
Good vlog! keep doin these!
s1kar1 2 years ago 2
I used to work at Cracker Barrel... yeah...
meganmozart 2 years ago
hey david I checked out your videos when I heard about you from Shaycarl. You are hilarious and I am sad more people don't know about you! I subscribed and I'm going to add you as a friend. Peace!
meganmozart 2 years ago
Ey dave how about tou get another car at the 99cent store. Just joking
KadeauBeckford 2 years ago
Dave's Car; 99c
taydan04 2 years ago
Dave man, why did that boy have on a sleeper and a binky? You really was tryin' to pass him off as under 2. Don't you know that ALL little boys wait until you get in line in a crowd of people to act a fool..remember you probably did it too...the mother's curse always works. I bet your mama was laughing the whole time. Little man is just a cutie, but he's gonna have jokes, I can tell. Watchout!
indigirl86 2 years ago
wow. your son is really good on planes! usually when you have babies on planes they make a hell alotta noise! lol :)
akeyboardanthology 2 years ago
LMAO your son is too funny
SaBu76 2 years ago
i feel sorry for your cuz eddie he listens to the wackest artist ever in hip hop
50cent4evaandeva 2 years ago
awesome, keep it comin
Pure4ndProud 2 years ago
Priceless awareness moment 8:58 or lack there of lol
kdoubble 2 years ago
hey david spates, your son really looks like you! He's so cool!
dazzitboy 2 years ago
HAHHAAHAHAHHAA
Swagga782 2 years ago
Your son is sooooo adorable! I laughed so hard when he got sand all over his mouth haha!
margaritab9986 2 years ago
Hahaha I got some Pizza!
renatataiapa 2 years ago
The car is 99c!
bbyxazn 2 years ago
Grandma... I'm not playin
He was serious
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duba87 2 years ago
your baby sleeps with his eyes open ... that is something you need to make a special video about ...
motimuatit 2 years ago 2
Hey dave,what area do you live in?I live in silverlake,i told you so i don't seem like a creepy bastard
Nyiman 2 years ago
dude that pizza made me mad hungry
MFL31590 2 years ago
99 CENCE LOL damn
MadaraKai 2 years ago
Sand? This is doo-doo baby!
YouGotPwnd 2 years ago
that was tight
Princeday7 2 years ago
Your kid has a nice suit!
MelleB90 2 years ago
lmao ur son is so funny
SuperG838 2 years ago
Great.
Jmastter 2 years ago
LMAO
lykeamgz 2 years ago
ur wife is very pretty.
pimpin7777777 2 years ago 2
lol u cnt tell me that wudnt be funny if sumone wached there plane shake n go down not the death being funny but it wud be funny if it was filmed
jroc24931 2 years ago
deliverance theme haha
Jayfoz1 2 years ago
David KassemG isn't white.
You get FIVE stars for tasty Cracker Barrel.
tripthe1 2 years ago
dont use those coinstar machines they take money off u lol :p
polo150 2 years ago
I love this type of videos Dave! you should do it more often!
dylemma 2 years ago
I like this video! :)
cavefaxis 2 years ago
Cracker Barrel FTW!
BiggerTigger3 2 years ago
A gr8 vid, such a beautiful family !! bless.
BlackRose938 2 years ago
yo son said airport, not airplanes so it was very good!
flyaxe 2 years ago
Okay for a minute I thought you were getting paid to advertise for the 99 cents store...lol still don't know about the 99 cent condoms though.
drefamugrad09 2 years ago
Sleeping with his eyes open was hilarious.
inthecaddy 2 years ago 3
Great Vlog.!
ZmfKtv 2 years ago
8:58-9:34 freaky i'd b scared!! lol
LtownsFinest09 2 years ago
Whos the chick with the big breast at john house?!
TislamTheGreat 2 years ago
haha @ 6:25 standing at the checkout and saying: pow, pow,pow...pow!
i think for your son i-pod means airplaine;)
klausisense 2 years ago
that was an awesome vid Dave..,. i think it was plenty special !
SonicJaguar57 2 years ago
i wish i could sleep with my eyes open lol maybe then ppl would think i'm crazy when I don't respond to their madness and they'll leave me alone lol
KGdaArtist 2 years ago
his car is 99 cents
GunfireGangster 2 years ago
That is scary (sleeping w/eyes open). From LA to Miami (SWEET). nO COLD.
remoney 2 years ago
LMAO @ the penny machine. I do that.
remoney 2 years ago
YEAAA
farhmoha 2 years ago
no his ass ain't at the 99 cent sto' ...lmao
ustilllyinanyway 2 years ago
I so loved this video and the baby sleep with his eyes open, HILARIOUS. Peace!
scentsations75 2 years ago 2
OMG dave 5:15 doawg i was lookin at that for atleast 5 min!
raheemisbad 2 years ago
I guess you picked the right youtube username cause i just laugh and peed a little when you son was sleeping with his eyes open that was so funny!
TheGreenFerret107 2 years ago 2
gReat username
laughandpeealot 2 years ago
Awesome looks like u all had a good time
mfox2001 2 years ago
I luvd it!
TreseMason 2 years ago
Shiiit. Ya cousin thumpin hard. My 'stang hits harder though. Haha. If it wasn't blurrin ya vision with each hit, then he ain't rollin' hard enough.
SephtheOni 2 years ago
i like this video btw. reminds me of a shaytards video. keep em coming
chaveznieves 2 years ago
DAMP man 99 cent 13-pack condoms? i wish we had that ship up here in canada!
chaveznieves 2 years ago
omg need to go hit up that 99 cent store!!!!!
jay543210 2 years ago
Your Sons Mayjor D-Payne lol He Gonna Grab your hand one time and then suck his teeth and look at you like "You got bout to seconds to get your nasty, David Spates, Whip your butt dont wash your hands, hand out my face before you be a digit short" lol nice family dude FUNNY stuff always
ehop22 2 years ago
hope you enjoyed your trip :)
Awestruckbv 2 years ago
thats some good sleep haha!!
biggtex90 2 years ago
lol that coin machine is crazy it even exepts pennys i had a big bucket of pennys that weighed 15 pounds and there was no way but with that machine i could have gotten so much money
Lebron23KING23James 2 years ago
You got to make more vids...there hilarious...in a good way...
Jigz103 2 years ago
Cousin Eddie is a GANGSTA! Complete with Black&Mild and everything!
RedBull314 2 years ago
lol your son asleep with his eyes open reminded me of the Movie Major Payne
kotoyumu 2 years ago 4
Ah bumpin takes me back to my youth and funny I had pizza today. Dominoes better taste but they still suck.
harr77 2 years ago
this was a great video chalk full of intresting stuff.
TheBigEmiliano 2 years ago 2
You got that car at the 99 cent store also?
loozin5no0tyme 2 years ago
Great video!! Keep it up!!!! :)
Bigfoot1877 2 years ago
dang ur son is cute
maxir9 2 years ago
13:35-13:52 or game juice lol X-D
StreetShark2013 2 years ago
lol i thought u cut your hair in that last video
MrSouljerBoy 2 years ago
His last video was recorded over a year ago.
AgentSephiroth 2 years ago
@AgentSephiroth whos video
undertakertna 2 years ago
Guacamolans?! roflmao. Son una nueva nacionalidad!
Fentardil 2 years ago
My favorite video so far...Your son is so funny, little kids are so funny (they don't even have to try)........ I think I used to sleep with my eyes open sometimes too, it used to freak my family out..........Love your wife's hair color, she looks gorgeous as usual.
CoilsandKinks 2 years ago
Daves videos are always good to watch no matter if hes not making jokes 24/7 his life is nice and like a tv show haha grandma stop playing i aint playin grandma haha i hope the best for you dave
ghosty201 2 years ago
wow, snowing in dallas? we even got some in houston earlier this year, its been a cold-ass winter in texas!
BTW great vid, funniest when you were in the car with ur cuz.
lol
mfastx 2 years ago
the 99 cent store is the godly store of southern california!
Izlude7980 2 years ago
we need a 99 cent store out here
jdotlove 2 years ago
LOL! Oh, no ya'll didn't put that baby in a footed jumper to make him look younger.
LMAO!!!
kimmaytube 2 years ago 2
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kimmaytube : Aahahahaha, Hell yeah, that's $500, and we made him suck on a passy :-)
laughandpeealittle 2 years ago
yo man this is perfect....keep the vlogs like dis
djtj1216 2 years ago
wow i enjoyed this vid a lot more than i thought i would lol you was in a cracker barrel werent ya?
bubbabrand 2 years ago
99 cent condoms = i hope they have 99 cent abortions jk im catholic
Zaviex 2 years ago
if u dont mind im going to use that So if you dont know now YOU KNOW god bless and have a great night
kingkongsvideo 2 years ago
14 mins? cmon bra
chessclub101 2 years ago
To chessclub101: Mother fudger feel free to unsubscribe :-)
laughandpeealittle 2 years ago
i like your wifes hair
WILLIAMLUTZ2 2 years ago
That baby was sleep with his eyes open. Haha!
Seriouisly, you gotta close his eyes when he does that. Great video!
PookyDKid 2 years ago
Ninja Child sleeping with his eyes open. Lol.
BingoIsMyName023 2 years ago
Dave man, i gotta say, i HATE video diaries... but yours are JOKES sonn! lol keep it up.
and its cool how you actually go over your comments and answer them, most of these youtubers (not to point any fingers) dont do it AT ALL. good job ;)
ohhhh and dem 1$ condoms gave me child 1 & 2, so u must be blessed mayyne! haha keep it real
bloodfyuh 2 years ago
Ur' Mother is BEAUTIFUL.. Raina's hair color looks FIERCE.. I Love it!! Suits her to a TEE! Donivan.. Is just as Cute as the Day is Long.. I like to fell out when ur' cousin turned up his system, ur' Expressions are priceless..lol, and comparing his system to ur' Saturn..lol. What a Beautiful Family You all ARE! Family Videos are my Weakness.. I cherish family.. And you seem to know Exactly where I'm coming from.. Because you not only express by ur' words but ur' Actions! Real Talk!.TY! bb~
cyniraholt 2 years ago
am I the only one who burst out laughing when he said you have a very jolly run son.
HEATKING826 2 years ago 2
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nah, I laughed too. :0)
kimmaytube 2 years ago
Ps: Dat pizza looked tastier then a mother fudger !
jubeidu01 2 years ago
Hahaha nice base brrrrr !!! Big up from france keep doing wat u do much love and respect !
jubeidu01 2 years ago
Danika's fine as hell
WillyM79 2 years ago
thats that bass i bet the car looked like it was in a earthquake of its own
TheJerzeyboi 2 years ago
their painting the plane green cuz its stolen....thanks for flying getto airlines
handymannn 2 years ago
i can see it now your son 22 yr old sitting in a stroller at the airport and you saying hes 2 yr old honest
handymannn 2 years ago
you was wrong for the nappy flakes last video i was scared to eat cereal the next day
twinsided 2 years ago
@twinsided hahaha nappy flakes
TheJerzeyboi 2 years ago
Cool man. I'm a fan of daily vlogs and that kind of thing. If you made these regularly I'd watch!
ItsMachineHead 2 years ago
lol yelling into a camera about buying condoms. Smooth.
matcpn 2 years ago
nickalodeon lol
handymannn 2 years ago