OMG!!! SOCCER GOALIE SCORES A GOAL

[TheFoodlover23]

DDDDDDAAAAANNNNNGGGGG. that was pure luck

[BernelisBoyz]

Nvrmnd toasters have better quality

[BernelisBoyz]

Did u record this with a toaster?

[OpticXxKnockoutx]

I love how people claim they can do better than certain professional soccer players, but isnt that why theyre on a professional team and on t.v and youre not ?

[jjumpykkppblabla]

hmm would that still count though?

[GxDStatus]

If i had a nickle for every pixel in this video, id have a nickle

[MrElvispresley1977]

i could do better than that goalie

[bluedragon636]

poor goalie. he is really good now

[SOCOMTIDE]

Sack

[jameydog]

was this filmed with a calculator??

[choppaholic26]

@jameydog I believe it was a toaster.

[Ch1charitO14]

this was not during a world cup game

[pdfabbro]

wow, that goalie has ZERO jumping ability!!

[laxrugbyfootball]

We all know that the other goalie was killed by his country......

[c4ppo]

it's caIIEd FOOTBALL not somE STUPIDDD word soccer!!

[TheQuakerVideo]

@c4ppo soccer is the english word for it cuz football in US is something else

[c4ppo]

@TheQuakerVideo dont care what you call it in the US

and that game that is play in the US is American Handegg

so get it right this is caIIed FOOTBALL not some stupid word soccer.

[TheQuakerVideo]

@c4ppo US american handegg? really thats so cool i thought it was called futbol de americano lol and I dont really care either i actually prefer calling soccer football or futbol either way I am of Polish descent ;P 100% polish

[Inc4ns]

The goalie is Polish, for those who don't know. But DANG on Kuszczak? He's on Manchester United in the Premier League...so much for that :/

[WaxenMeatpatty]

how embarrasing.

[tukootukoo]

press 9 first press pause then play then press 9

[djd3jo]

technically, the goal is not valid as the goalie used his hands in the kick

[hypno159753]

thats really hard to save. the jump is really high

[darkpurple100]

Keep pressing 3!!!

[szlimak666]

What else can you get from ManU goalie? YNWA!

[xToxiikHDsHotz]

death penelty?

[UndefinedPuberty]

my fart smells bad

[PanzerAngriff]

Meanwhile, in Poland's goal... 

[ExtremeSpawn525]

the other goalie should of had that

even with it bouncing so much he still definitely should of got it

[soccer16dewey]

Amazing kick :) im a goalie and i'd love to kick like that! but the only mistake the goalie who got scored in was... he let the ball bounce, thats like one of the most important things if a high ball is gonna bounce in your box......dont let it..

[kambelzful]

keep pressing 3

[VGMEnix]

lmao wow they guy really has power in his kick

[tylerdurdonxx]

@975sean haha thats awesome dude. Calm your tits. lol

[tylerdurdonxx]

ha man i feel bad for that goalie.

[hillhead11]

maybe the sun was in his eyes, on that cloudy day

[barbarianjoe99]

@scaroni39 u are a loser with no life

[maciorakks]

uhhhh americans.... We, do not call you're sport weird names just American Football, so better would be if you call European classic sport more normal name just like European Football ? BTW i'm from Poland and Kuszczak (goalkeper) jest cipa, że puszcza takie szmaty.

[StephenAlexWalker]

When was this and who's playing?

[Crusadeize]

Hell of a punt!

[14oscaru]

why is everyone bitching about soccer or football.... i call it futbol cuz im mexican oh and the sun was in that goalies eyes

[Blackout8080]

SOCCER goalie? It's fucking football!

[youzasa]

the fans are gunna kill that goalie

[13Bilbo13]

what game was this?

[sexysportsbabe923]

I'm a goalie and I score all the time

[juzer0303]

damn thats a badass FOOTBALL golie ill tell you what

[Pasguiroq]

i would rather cut 3 fingers than let this shit happen,

seriously a gk scoring side to side, you dont let that happen, u know he is never going to forget this

[batman19971]

wow

[zpwner11]

LACROSSE FOR THE FUKIN WIN! :D lol

[TeamPowerHand]

@zpwner11 gay XD

[NUProductions4Music]

True say.

[unsinckabletitanic]

Football ,soccer, potatoe, potato

[ADDmeOnPSN10]

@MrCraigboo haha so why do you care how its called i dont care im american and if somebody says football im not going to freakout about it like you do if someone says soccer :D

[circularlogicisround]

people suck

[Aqueries44]

the thing is, really, all sports were at one point recreational activities that have grown to become professions. All professional sports players are the best of the best, and all sports take skill to play well.

[MrCraigboo]

Lads face it, American sports are all boring. And its football not "soccer". in American football u all wear pads and theres a whole team that never have to even touch the ball. Therefore absolutely no skill involved. Sorry but thats the opinion of everyone thats not from America.

[amanzxz]

@MrCraigboo im not american but i palyed american football and trust me guy it takes skill to play so shut the FUCK UP COCKY BRITISH

[midnightgirl10]

@MrCraigboo

STFU

I'm on a HighSchool team and guess what we don't wear protective pads and everyone on the team has touched the SOCCER ball! U should see how much heart and skill us girls have, one girl could make ur pros look pathdict. American SOCCER is just as good as ur football u cocky FUCK

btw I have 3 british girls (all born somewhere in Europe)on my team and they aren't fucks like u, also why do u care if we call it soccer? we don't bug u about u guys calling it football

get a life

[BallSnatchers]

@midnightgirl10 I know because you're in high school you can't possibly understand that people are better than you, but let me remind you that a pros are pros for a reason. If you think that one girl could make ONE Premier League pro look pathetic, you have some serious delusions. On an extra side note, don't start youtube arguments, because if you do, you make everyone sound stupid.

[midnightgirl10]

@BallSnatchers

uh I never said i think i'm the best, I know there are people better than me.

and i'm not delusional because this girl on my team is has mad skills,

I wouldn't be suprised if she made pros herself

I was just shuting up some british prick because what he said was really annoying

you have to admit he was a faggit, no1 was bashing on how his/her country plays and do things but him!

[scaroni39]

@midnightgirl10 uhm a very good varsity soccer team can beat a pro woman's soccer club, girls should not be playing socccer, get the fuck outta here. You're the cocky fuck u stupid bitch. You or your team are not better than ANY mens soccer team. Im american JUST LIKE YOU. "BTW I have 3 british girls (all born somewhere in Europe)" You are fucking retarted, British means English LIKE ENGLAND

[midnightgirl10]

@scaroni39

You sound like a little stupid boy who think girls only plays with barbies!

Girls can to play soccer, and some can kick any boys ass any day,

and btw you are making England sound like its not even in Europe,

idk if those girls were all born in England I just know they all weren't born in America

not all girls are good at soccer and not all boys are good at soccer either, it doesn't matter what gender you are any1 can play though and be good, and any1 can suck at it too

[scaroni39]

@midnightgirl10 im FROM AMERICA, but im a polish- american, and i actually hate american football and baseball, and think it should be called FOOTBALL instead of soccer. But im just saying, i dont like the way girls play soccer. For example, im a goalkeeper, and woman goalkeepers are HORRIBLE, every single 1 i ever saw play (except Hope Solo whos an exception) was scared of the ball, i know a girl who plays for a GU-15 Elite Club, and i bet the BU-13 boys would kil them without a problem.

[RuniJensen]

@midnightgirl10 immature*

[bombcommercials]

@midnightgirl10 chill winston



[bombcommercials]

@midnightgirl10 chill winston, i think you should do boxing

[Ramirezr16]

@midnightgirl10 if a men's team played a women's team, obviously the men would win

[sacul128]

@scaroni39 JEEEZZZZ

You and midnightgirl10 sound like kindergartners! Why the hell are you two arguing about sexism. GET PAST YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS AND FOCUS ON THE GOD DAMN SOCCER/FOOTBALL

Its really not my business but it pains me to see such IGNORANCE

Good for you, midnightgirl10! (i am a boy, but I believe that both genders are equal)

[scaroni39]

@sacul128 did u not read my last comment? I have and always will be a sexist for sports. Its practically a proven fact since we are built with more muscle and just have testostorone which adds to it. You call me a sexist, but I honestly don't give a fuck.

[Bendyournoodle]

@scaroni39

Sounds like someone's a troll and incredibly sexist. Don't feed him anything guys, ignore him and move on. This troll's just a sad sexist dumbfuck.

[scaroni39]

@Bendyournoodle I'll admit to you right now that i am a sexist for sports, but only sports

[sacul128]

@scaroni39 dude calm down

I know that we have different muscle structures, but you HAVE to respect them

[scaroni39]

@sacul128 im calm. It's the just way midnightgirl thinks the world evolves around her. You can see by the way she writes shes a 12 year old girl who thinks she knows best. I have friends who are GIRLS who play soccer, but i hate cocky fucks like her soooo that's what probably triggered my anger and rage. I guess in some ways i was wrong to be biased and say all girls, but what i've seen, most can't play and are inexperienced. You understand? She thinks shes hot shit so it triggered my anger.

[sacul128]

@scaroni39 I actually just went back and read midnightgirl10s message and what she says about the pros is ludicrous and impulsive, but thats it

EVERYONE that has been commenting on this video seems to find another comment to be perverted, false, or disdainful. everyone is stimulated into anger and impulsively lashes out, repeating the process.

I know it'll be hard, but you should apologize to midnightgirl10, because when you think about it, this is a wast of your time, and mine

[scaroni39]

@sacul128 definetely not gonna apologize to someone i don't respect. That's just how i am, and i don't deal with children. but i was over this shit a long time ago

[sacul128]

@scaroni39 ok, fair enough.

[gmsjr1219]

@MrCraigboo it takes lots of skill,I'm from england,but when I visited america with my parents,there kids and friends were playing football.I started playing and I sucked terribly compared to them.Football takes lots of skill...and btw,I got a concussion cause I was tackled so hard

[goalieborn731]

people who fight are immature pussies behind the computer,i would rather have that being said to me in front of my face instead of a computer,im just saying,not trying to be personal

[NUProductions4Music]

Your really cool, just say something in a diff language. Either way your retarded, and Soccor is a sport of a bunch of little whiney girls running up and down the fiel kicking a ball around trying to score on a huge fucking net...

Soccer = not a real mans sport.

[jnavarrete13]

@NUProductions4Music hockey is for pussies

[TheKreatori]

@jnavarrete13 actually, football is. Imagine it, 10 grown man running after a ball? Thats kinda gay.

[NUProductions4Music]

@jnavarrete13 No. You are a retard, is it because there is checking, fights, is that why it's for pussies?

[thatPUNKdude]

i dont like being polish right now. thats embarrassing.

[QuadfishTym]

0:17 Celebratory hump session!

[wwesummerslam23]

@QuadfishTym you have to keep repeting it

[QuadfishTym]

@wwesummerslam23 I only said it once :) Didn't even notice the other comments about it.

[ohhellno23]

Lol kuszchak!  Man utd!

[CookieMMMonster]

Hockey and Soccer are both great sports. I enjoy both the NHL and UEFA.

Now shut the fuck up and enjoy the video

[BlankJebus]

the Goalie that scored was all "eh, whatevs, no big deal!"

[SmithJohn19]

Waterpolo bitches

[FunksoulbrotherLive8]

GO ! My Colombia!!

[TH3b3st7]

I'm from Canada fuck hockey I love soccer because I'm Italian background

[PainVsPerfect]

@TH3b3st7 AHAHAHAHAH U FAIL HOCKEY OWN SOCCER LOSER ROFL

[chivas1680]

@PainVsPerfect wtf soccer is the best sport ever stupid u dont see egypt playing hockey,south africa,brazil,argentina playing them do u no so stfu

[NUProductions4Music]

@chivas1680 At least in Hockey there is something called physical contact.

[chivas1680]

@NUProductions4Music yes physical contact like crashing and fighting and breaking thro the windows

[NUProductions4Music]

@chivas1680 Are you a pussy, you don't like to see a fight, or some big hits?

And wtf are you talking about windows?

Do you need some more tampons for your Vagina?

[chivas1680]

@NUProductions4Music i am talking about the physical contact on hockey fucktard and ur calling me a pussy? like if u got in a fight u would pussy out

[NUProductions4Music]

@chivas1680 There is no windows in hockey, you mean glass panels you fucking retard?

[chivas1680]

@NUProductions4Music almost the same thing pinche pendejo veta la virga wey

[pau313]

thats man united 2nd choice goalie kuschacz that let that it ha ha waht a muppet

[AlexG17x]

soccer is a gay and weak sport. In hockey players take pucks to the face and in soccer if they even get elbowed just a little they roll around on the ground and act like they broke something.

[Axcelerated]

@AlexG17x Ahh shut up try getting hit the nuts with a soccer ball

[AlexG17x]

@Axcelerated Try getting hit in the nuts with a hockey puck going 90-100 mph

[Axcelerated]

@AlexG17x With all that sponge on your body, douth it'll even touch you

[AlexG17x]

@Axcelerated Lol what do you expect? If hockey players didnt wear any padding they would all have broken arms and legs because its actually a tough sport unlike soccer.

[Axcelerated]

@AlexG17x You just proved my point, with all that padding you cant feel shit.

[AlexG17x]

@Axcelerated You have no idea. Its not as much padding as you think. You can feel every hit you idiot. And what do you know about sports anyway.. you just sit on your computer and play runescape all day

[Axcelerated]

@AlexG17x And all you do it watch hockey vids on your computer all day, whats your points? I know more then you in any sport, other then hocky because you so fucking ignorant.

[AlexG17x]

@Axcelerated Lol yeah all i do is watch hockey vids. Good one. The only time that i get on my laptop is at night. And even if i did watch hockey vids all day i would much rather do that than play runescape all day long

[Axcelerated]

@AlexG17x Either way, soccer is more popular, Only people that play hockey are the stupid Candians Ehh. Not even gona bother commentsing back after this.

[AlexG17x]

@Axcelerated Your not gonna comment back because you'll be too busy playing runescape

[soldierkiller29]

@AlexG17x dude, stfu and fuck off. go watch your fucking gay ass hockey videos with ur gay little padding cuz u bitches cant take hits. u say soccer is not tough? but hockey is, with padding? bitch.. go play rugby or something. fuck off. nobody wants you in here, or in the real world.

[AlexG17x]

@soldierkiller29 Lol u say that hockey players cant take hits and soccer players can???? Why do soccer players roll around on the ground and cry every time they get touched. I agree that rugby is the toughest sport but if you didnt have pads in hockey every player would have a broken arm or leg. You're a moron if you think that hockey players cant take hits. A hit is actually a stat in hockey so dont try and tell me that hockey isnt tough just because of pads idiot. Go watch a hockey game.

[AlexG17x]

@soldierkiller29 Btw do you realize that hockey players take harder hits in their goal celebrations than soccer players do in their whole career.

[soldierkiller29]

@AlexG17x Btw, do u realize your arguing with a soccer player on a soccer video? learn this bitch. soccer without padding is equivalent to hockey with pads. so if there were pads in soccer, then the tackles would be harder. DIP SHIT!!!

[AlexG17x]

@soldierkiller29 You're an idiot. Theres no point even responding to you anymore. Everybody thats not a soccer player says that soccer is gay. Have you noticed that? I told my friends about you and they all laughed at how stupid you sound. Hockey is the 2nd toughest sport behind rugby. Everybody knows that except the soccer fans because soccer fans think that their sport is so tough when theres barely any contact. Pads in hockey just protect the players from the pucks going 90-100 mph.

[MrCashMoney6]

@AlexG17x hey man have you noticed that the only countries that hate soccer suck at it? when a country sucks at something they play other sports to see if they're good at them. i bet u if the US or Canada were actually good at soccer they would watch it more. as for toughness no one gives a fuck if you gotta wear maxi pads to play. go whine about hockey to boyfriend

[AlexG17x]

@MrCashMoney6 I dont care if my country is bad at soccer. I dont like soccer. I just care that my country is good at the sports i play like hockey, baseball and basketball.

[MrCashMoney6]

@AlexG17x then why the fuck are you on a soccer video dissin soccer. please just keep your hatred of soccer to yourself because trust me there are way more people that disagree with you.

[krazyrocker82]

.. the goalie was polish.. zdrajco, I feel embaressed to be polish now..

[shizelmystaniak]

This was not during the World Cup, this was a friendly before the World Cup in 2006

[mickey598]

how many times have i seen soo many goalies get scored by the other goalie almost the exact same way XD

[charliedog29]

Soccer is Gods game or you can also call it amazing all you football fags and baseball bitches can go F@#K yourself

[Boogieman2006]

@charliedog29 Dude... no one gives a fuck about football and baseball in a SOCCER video...you commented that why? The first part i can understand cause soccer is a badass sport but then again so is football (can't say much for baseball, its too boring). lol but really the second part of your comment was useless and retarded.

[Joricky12]

@Boogieman2006 soocer=football?

[Boogieman2006]

@Joricky12 If i said football and soccer are different you should know i was talking about American Football

[joshyboiH]

hahah!!!! fail

[THUGCODE]

Its a Goalie Eat Goalie world....

[saiano1]

@BeastMode1895 Did...did you type "rehtard"? I'm sure you did that to be cute. I hate it when people misspell words in an obvious way to be cute. Instead of proving your stupidity, try improving your debating ability and not using it on the internet.

[randomraper]

0:19 - 0:26 and people still doubt me when i tell them soccer is gay

[RandomSkateDude]

@randomraper soccer is in no way, shape or for, gay. they're celebrating a goal scored in a world cup. wayyyy bigger than anything in the super bowl or any other sport.

[jredbaron96]

@randomraper It's called celebrating dipshit. It's not gay.

[soccerfire11]

@randomraper well theres no dought that ur the biggest faggot in the world

[randomraper]

@soccerfire11 wow i wonder how long it took you to come up with that one :P

[GReddy210]

whats Canada?

[ahmedi93]

suprise butt sex !

[jigga24351]

that goalie who missed it sucks

[Thesebijan1]

wait i remember that soccer game...it was Colombia( my home country) against Poland, we end up winning 3-1 thnx to him

[BrianJLeong]

He scores the goal, then rape happens.

[8281993]

still..thats one heck of a kick

[dabomb402]

nice goal keeping!

[JohnDark93]

poor kuszczak owned

[Yoyoultimate]

the goalie who let that is one of the three at manchester u. not b foster or van der saar, the other one.

[JCHandJobLover]

Ace, I've only ever seen Peter Bonetti do that

[CHOCOBOizm]

This all seems pretty pussy to me. =[

[Ghostshell911]

I like how they all gankbang the goalie at the end!

[RunLaMigra]

what year was this?

[justaddcorn]

i came for the goalie video and stayed for the retarded 80 page argument

[SexyiPodHelper]

Why the fuck are people talking about football and rugby when a fucking golie scored

[fireandcars]

#LOL



[KublayKahn]

Hell of a fucking kick....

[killpro6831]

there alll freaking humpin achother

[vVCoDFAtHerVv]

#LOL

[yankees032778]

which teams are these?

[cda2015]

soccer is for kids, football is for pussies, and rugby is for men

[891194720]

@cda2015 Is that were you pickup your men?

[Genki1993]

@cda2015 ur for the men

[Tantumx3]

@cda2015 yu like guys

[pRopaaNS]

@cda2015

No, rugby is for gays, american soccer is for faggots and football is for untimate tech 1337 manliest warriors, loL -sarcasm

[zizispoonie876]

FOOTBALL goalie scores a goal ;)

[doug3896]

I've done this before. I was about to start laughing... xD

[soccers4ev]

OMFG soccer is awesome and a lot of soccer players can pwn at football. I FORGET WHO BUT A SOCCER PLAYER WENT TO FOOTBALL AND WAS A PRO KICKED soccer akes more skill u dumbasses any1 ehre actually play in a good league besides me?

[WhatWhatVideos]

#OMG THATS OWNAGE #LOL

[JustPotato]

Haha you guys are seriously dumb fucks xD yes american football is entertaining but all you do is just push people over and take the ball xD seriously soccer is an actual skilled sport where you have control the ball without touching it with your hands ffs youo guys are tards american football takes half the skill of soccer

[Bobertits]

@JustPotato I would disagree with this. Both take skill, both in different areas, and I really wonder why people try to compare them based on skill? Obviously they both require an incredible amount, or else elite leagues would not exist.