Holy crap. Side bar vid got me again, now I cannot stop laughing over all these hilarious comments about how people choose to wipe after taking a crap. These people just let it all out, they hold nothing back. They don't care and I love it. Good grief, these are some funny mofos.
I just wipe. Mostly with a newspaper. I hate it though when sometimes you feel like you're done shitting but there is still a piece of shit hanging out of your ass. Makes it uncomfortable to wipe and I always feel like my ancestors watch me doing it.
I fold it cuz sometimes we get really shitting toilet paper (no pun intended) and it like rips in half when im wiping XD so folding makes it strong lol
crumple! it's way better than folding, I would never fold. crumpling puts more space/air/insulation between the paper that touches your hand and the paper that touches your butt.
I crumble then fold, get it thick so I wouldnt touch crap, and then I WET it ( the toilet paper) then I wipe, that way its not dry and the butt feels cleaner.
ok xD one of the reasons i watch this video was because i need to practise listening to english videos but this is not helping me at all jajajjajajaja xD
I use my guest towel and just rinse it out and hang it back on the towel rack. They never know the difference. Sometimes friends want to know what that manly fragrance is and I tell them it is Brut...I put the r in so they do not get upset.
It's actually pretty simple. It depends on the persons personality. I fold it, but my sister is just like "Oh, fluff it" and crumbles it up, cuz it's not important, unless you consider something you wipe on your butt important. Yep!
crumpleeeeeee to da maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
AshleyIsUrPal 12 hours ago
Both...
GreysonCodyAlliBeib 1 week ago
i crumble it up in a ball o.o
cera0987 1 week ago
I used to.. but then I came down with OCD, and now they have to be folded exactly perfectly. o.o
DahvieVanityInsanity 2 weeks ago
I do a weird mix of crumpling and folding....
luriemu1 4 weeks ago
depends on which i can by bothered to do :')
BUTTERMYCRUMPETS 1 month ago in playlist Miscellaneous
lol i just crumple it up really....
JoolieRoolie 1 month ago
King Julian: who wipes!!
13eldest 1 month ago
i crumple.. unless it's single ply then i fold.
ultraunicornslayer 1 month ago
Team crumple, represent.
Ribsx 1 month ago
WHO PUTS IT UNDER?!?! EEEWWWW
usernamewherewhat 1 month ago
I crumple it!
kdude57 1 month ago
folding since '94 ! :)
blushhxo 1 month ago 3
well I just put the toilet paper down my b-hole :O
chrisbrwonzwiffii 1 month ago
Crumble...but i should fold...crumbling wastes TP
DORUmonify 1 month ago
i do a mixture of both and then stick it up my bum to get the extra poo out :P
itsalexeverybody 1 month ago
I wad the toilet paper!
AkubaShi 1 month ago
Holy crap. Side bar vid got me again, now I cannot stop laughing over all these hilarious comments about how people choose to wipe after taking a crap. These people just let it all out, they hold nothing back. They don't care and I love it. Good grief, these are some funny mofos.
JulieMichelle76 1 month ago
im jealous of your eyelashes
TheEverythingdavid1 2 months ago
i fold, crumpling sounds like you'd get poop all over your hands XD
keg2014 2 months ago
fold and wipe front to back to avoid getting poop in the gouch
implodinggalaxy 2 months ago
I fold...
reuelckj 2 months ago
Lololol :3 I fold it, but I remember I crumbled it when I was a little kid (16 now :D)
SetoKaiba1337 2 months ago
I just wipe. Mostly with a newspaper. I hate it though when sometimes you feel like you're done shitting but there is still a piece of shit hanging out of your ass. Makes it uncomfortable to wipe and I always feel like my ancestors watch me doing it.
FiorinaFury151 2 months ago 18
@FiorinaFury151 lmao
MusicElskerLove 1 month ago
proud to be a crumpler haha :D
AppleGirlxx 2 months ago
-points to stomache- food goes in here :3
teapartyprincess1 2 months ago
I like to make little origami animals out of it before I crumple it up.
jk. But I seriously crumple. Unless it's an OCD day where I feel like folding.
asirasirenia1 2 months ago 3
i crumple, i mean dude...im wiping my shit...i dont really care if i give it a welcoming peice of toilet paper to be wiped with,
crissangel202 2 months ago 2
i crumple lol XD
Alienpelvis86 2 months ago
i saw something on tv once were they asked random people that question, one person made papercrafts.. o.O
MrsXoXbabyfaceXoX 2 months ago
not i
celestekittie 2 months ago
I do it both ways xD
KimiikoZ 2 months ago
i dont crample it never :DD
saramariaana 2 months ago
Wow I didn't know there were so many crumplers in the world. I fold, I thought that was what most people do. xD Much more efficient!
Nat4Brendan 2 months ago
Cruple and fold..Why do you even care...?!
AkatsukiLoverX3 2 months ago
Why are you so offended? That nude collony video is the most offensive thing I've ever seen and I don't see you showing any remorse for that...
ItsOttis 2 months ago
LOL,both.
Depends if my ODC's kicked in that day or not. Lol.
XDGoodluckCharlie 2 months ago
crumple
JuliaMorganChance 2 months ago
i use baby whipes. i hate toilet paper
mariahhata 2 months ago
Fold
TheUpcomingSkater 2 months ago
yet i got kicked for asking a disgusting question in your chat......
roryfitzpatric 3 months ago
I fold it cuz sometimes we get really shitting toilet paper (no pun intended) and it like rips in half when im wiping XD so folding makes it strong lol
OfficialSexyShades 3 months ago
crumple
MiaDepRockRionII 3 months ago
I don't waste my time folding neatly, I crumple that shit.
tm4eyes007 3 months ago
I fold
GTFOVevo 3 months ago
Who gives a shit?...heh im punny..
tdwpx5 3 months ago 28
Crumpling
thedeadblob 3 months ago
i wipe my ass with wipes
extra clean...
SSMconnected 3 months ago 6
i fold, lol x-D
ridinhood666 3 months ago
crumple
SADCorp37 3 months ago
crumple.... I don`t fold stuff, I am not that tidy.... And there is more space between my hand and the butt....
tineeeable 3 months ago 4
fold! then masturbate
gerrystranger 3 months ago 3
lol crumple loads in2 a ball XD
jeidocupcake 3 months ago 2
Crumpling :3
faroutdudes5 3 months ago 2
crumple! it's way better than folding, I would never fold. crumpling puts more space/air/insulation between the paper that touches your hand and the paper that touches your butt.
xINVISIGOTHx 3 months ago
Crumple!!!
MinecraftAdditict 4 months ago 2
i fold it
sstkennedy 4 months ago
I crumple that shit XD
ManlyMcBuff 4 months ago
i fold it.
keg10609 4 months ago
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sorry I'm a girl. girls don't poop.
scouttcash 4 months ago 62
@scouttcash yes they do. But its rainbows and flowers.
tdwpx5 3 months ago
@scouttcash hahahaha hilarious
ballkicker200 2 months ago
@scouttcash sorry but we've seen two girls one cup
Aleon38 2 months ago 4
my mom licks off my ass and sometimes my girlfriend.
urigeller575757 4 months ago
lol i do both
CupcakeQueen12345678 4 months ago
i dont pee or poo because im magic :}
lyladolly 4 months ago
DUDE I DONT USE TIOLET PAPER IM ALL GREEN COME HAVE A WIFF!!! LOL :)
yomama958 4 months ago
i just have it on my fingers
modgemtb 4 months ago
I wind it around my palm, remove the cocoon and wipe very... very carefully. ._.; Brody, you are so gonna regret asking this question... XD
SakuraMoonflower 4 months ago
I scrunch it and sometimes wet it with my saliva.
Zevarye 4 months ago
Is it wrong to do both...?
Laarrshh 4 months ago
I wipe with leaves. I am also an ecofriendly vegetarian!
MrRancidrage 4 months ago 2
I crumble then fold, get it thick so I wouldnt touch crap, and then I WET it ( the toilet paper) then I wipe, that way its not dry and the butt feels cleaner.
66EscapE 4 months ago
damn i was eating D:
Kiretrams1 4 months ago 5
both, depending how bored I am
kettturton 5 months ago 2
I crunched it until I was like 8, but then I figured out that's not the smartest idea.
KHMaggot67 5 months ago
fold
mysweetbloodrox 5 months ago
I thought everyone crumpled it? Who has the time to fold it in half.
GermenWarfare 5 months ago 6
fold - so it is doubled and sometimes double it again :D
mcrfan1324 5 months ago
I crumple it up. :D
kimmy10s 5 months ago
fold O_O
Timetomoshify 5 months ago
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I feel gross if I fold it because then its just like a thin layer of paper between me and my butt..so yea, I crumple XD
sayjahxx 5 months ago
I feel gross if I fold it because then its just like a thin layer of paper between me and my butt..so yea, I crumple XD
sayjahxx 5 months ago
i fold :P
TheCrazyInMe16 5 months ago
ok xD one of the reasons i watch this video was because i need to practise listening to english videos but this is not helping me at all jajajjajajaja xD
4morochasy1rubia 5 months ago
I Fold It, That's How I Was Taught.
ladygagaluvr303 5 months ago
crumple
HowdyDoodyIsMyIdol 5 months ago
i fold it.
garfieldisfat 5 months ago
I use my guest towel and just rinse it out and hang it back on the towel rack. They never know the difference. Sometimes friends want to know what that manly fragrance is and I tell them it is Brut...I put the r in so they do not get upset.
marinello6 5 months ago
crumple
popcornbabysitting 5 months ago
i roll it up in a ball. it is risky though because shit (no pun intended) can get on ur hand.
TNAisWWEv2 5 months ago
crumple
mrskatetolive666 5 months ago
fold xD
tostrong4you 5 months ago
folded is kinda better
I saw it on a show
bicause you can get something on your hands
XD
uh sorry I dont remember
OmGitsMarijaME 5 months ago
crumple it up
Cretnor 5 months ago
Fold lol
thegreatWIIMO 5 months ago
i thought foldin was appropriate...wtf
KashgroundTM 5 months ago
I fold XD
pepijnsuurmeijer 5 months ago
i fold
kpenguin95 5 months ago
HAHAAHa, well i wind it round my 4 fingers like a glove/mitten... that way you don't get anything on your hands. :D
OffSkyline 5 months ago 27
I do whatever i feel like...
CanOfMapleSyrup 5 months ago
really why would people fold there toilet paper talk about being formal o_o...
tallyhoman911 5 months ago
I never even really payed attention,sooooo i don't know. I'll get back to you on that one.
tjstarified 5 months ago
Crumpling is for the lazy person. I fold
DivShadow 5 months ago
@DivShadow Or the busy person in a rush!! ;)
Waxxiii 5 months ago
@Waxxiii Lol :D
DivShadow 5 months ago
i grab about ten sheets and scrunch it.... better change my act when im older or i will be wasting money on toilet role...
OP9812 5 months ago
fold greg :)
yasminesg 6 months ago
the normal way.....
paintedawesome 6 months ago
fold
crazzylizzy 6 months ago
fold always never crumple x)
oXxMissBabyDollxXo 6 months ago
Crumple ;DD
live22laugh22 6 months ago
fold :)
Zdemps10 6 months ago
Crumple.
MzJuice1313 6 months ago
well honestly it depends on the consistency of feces whether or not crumpling is necessary =/
SierraStuart93 6 months ago
used to crumple it not now though lol
purplefythecute 6 months ago
Crumple! xD
mewmip55 6 months ago
its weird to crumple ;s FOLD THAT SHIT UP!! :D
cupcakebuddies100 6 months ago
microwave, my brother tried that not a smart idea......
favoritevideoshere 6 months ago
yeah, i crumple it up..
11benano11 6 months ago
..........i ball it up
AnimePanda35 6 months ago
.....i fold
Hersheybar112 6 months ago
i crumble mine in a ball and wet it....ITS MY HOUSE ITS HOW I DO IT! and cause it feels calming
Lvl60Slayer 6 months ago
u fold it duhh?!
shanesbitch101 6 months ago
@Onision Watch "Sittin On Tha Toilet"......She doesn't even wipe! O.o
PsychedAsCheese 6 months ago
I'm a crumpler....weird question tho... o_O
MacabreMarissa 6 months ago
Wipe?
iHuntClowns 6 months ago
Instead of reading I fold origami animals out of toilet paper then when I'm finished I use them.
chidoridoublestrike 6 months ago
I just jam a stick up the rectum of some roadkill and use it as a rag.
SufferinSuccotash89 6 months ago
i just use it o.0
UrBiggestFan111 6 months ago
fold
jobyrox101 6 months ago
I used to crumple, but I found out that folding uses less paper, so I switched.
CrunchGirl123 6 months ago
i fold :)
alownlion 6 months ago
fold
TheTorch2424 6 months ago
i floss
nuff said
barronratman 6 months ago
crumple it :)
TheDarkcrow99 6 months ago
who folds their toilet paper? I don't actually crumple mine up I just kinda... wad it, lazilly :P
FreeRoadings 6 months ago
crumple :b
ReneeTheGreat3 6 months ago
crumple
ParkerLoucks 6 months ago
lol this is gross i just grab it and wipe
ffxer 6 months ago
It's actually pretty simple. It depends on the persons personality. I fold it, but my sister is just like "Oh, fluff it" and crumbles it up, cuz it's not important, unless you consider something you wipe on your butt important. Yep!
EllieGotBored 6 months ago
wrap around my hand.
Monsters9141 6 months ago
I fold
rockinggirl202 6 months ago
Wrap it around my hand
GthroughMa 6 months ago
I fold when I'm feelin' classy.
HannahandTobi 6 months ago
omg yur eyes r soooooo gorgeouss
313susanna 6 months ago
You look like Keegan Allen (Toby) From Pretty little liars.
viennahill 6 months ago
crumble... o-o
kitty20456 6 months ago
i fold it :P
TheBeth123451 7 months ago
I use my hand with water.
XrandomxHellosX 7 months ago
I eat it
lilmandz14 7 months ago
I just crumple it.
MrsKyleeJonas 7 months ago
I fold it.
Nifrayu 7 months ago
i just crumple it
Shadowchick25 7 months ago
i roll it around my hand? hahah.
HunterShantelly 7 months ago
@HunterShantelly same lol ha ha ha
coolmoon33 7 months ago
Fold...
UndeadCrayon 7 months ago
I used to crumple it up but at some point started folding it really nice..exellent question
Daanissa 7 months ago
Hell I just scrunch that toilet paper, no time for folding... I had no idea that people folded it...
SpikyRoxas2 7 months ago 37
@SpikyRoxas2 Why WOULD people fold it? Thats like... giving poop unneeded ammounts of your time... just crumple that shit (literally) and flush it!
TheScottchristophers 5 months ago 2
@TheScottchristophers Indeed XD
SpikyRoxas2 5 months ago
@SpikyRoxas2 Haha, me neither!
Waxxiii 5 months ago
I fold..
PancakeMixxD 7 months ago
fold
thrillingkill46 7 months ago
Fold
allenprify 7 months ago
YO MAMAS TITTYS
yourdabull 7 months ago
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i get my butler to lick my ass clean. jelly?
pughdafis 7 months ago
Who gives a shit?
Wait..
Unintentional pun.
Jk.
It was intentional.
:3
NotEmoNotSceneJustMe 7 months ago 5
i wrap my hand in it and i take it off my hand
littleEmogirl19 7 months ago
35 people don't wipe?
Beaniekid99 7 months ago 34
I crumple it up now. When I was a kid, I'd wrap my hand with it. xD
TehMathWiztard 7 months ago
Fold it? Why would someone do origami on the toilet?
MAjYQSammi 7 months ago 4
@MAjYQSammi LOL
DaniBee2900 7 months ago
I crumple cause its faster and easier
MasonLMAO 8 months ago
dont you just want to get out of the bathroom like ASAP? i mean really?
dont you like not want ppl to no exactly what you do in the bathroom? i mean seriously.
12raichu 8 months ago
TROLOLOLOLOL I JUST PICTURED YOU WIPING YOUR BUTT XDDDD
AshleySandraHolmes 8 months ago 3