Judge Judy - Drunk Comedy Relief

[strokesfan1107]

his hat comes off and everything hah yaarddsaaalllee

[nellie2581]

DUI!

[creaturebotman]

the funniest jj

[HappyHauptwerk]

LOL! :D

[DavidFiveThirteen]

aw hell no dont get gratuitous with his ass JJ you gots ta DISMISS him! she must have been in a good mood that day

[donnathefrog]

loved the fall into the hole

[reachkenneth]

LOL still laughing!

[sheepysaccount]

9:29 is on repeat :P I am still laughing :D

[daved1974]

the flemming dude is a complete dumb ass and came up against the wrong bitch

[baseballP25]

Not one of the comments that I have read pertains to the woman behind the defendant. What is wrong with you people?! That woman is going to give me nightmares

[swanton200]

im suprised a dude like that wasnt driving an ice cream truck that says 'free candy'

[sushifornico]

I like the segment where she gives an intro

[TreasureOne]

Great episode. Thanks for uploading!

[pattisgirls]

BAM!! "That's the hole your honor". LOL! Pretty amazing when a hole can defy the laws of physics and stick up out of the ground.

[benixxx]

one of my favorite episodes :)

[LegendOfDuo]

I laughed soooooo much this was a good episode.

[HRRyan2]

that video was awesome

[PowerGlove79]

"You're an alcoholic"

"No, i'm a christian" lol

He might as well have said that

[TheSinjingideon]

if you are an epiectic you cant have a drivers permit

[comicbookprodigy995]

Dang, new fav. clip!

[donignacio2000]

Idiocracy is for real

[TheBillproject]

@donignacio2000 Water?... like from da toilet?

[MissTubeTard]

LOL I was hating that guy so much until after the surveillance video, then I realized he is FUCKING AWESOME!! :D

[TheSkarletnight]

What a complete and utter fool..

[knightclassic1]

Defendant's witness (Girlfriend) is a Skank trashy whore also, she has 7 children possibly by different absent fathers who's not in her kids lives. Smh!! She's just as bad as her drunk boyfriend.

[mverma7845]

How can Judge Judy not laugh at these stupid people and their cases.

[knightclassic1]

@mverma7845 Actually she almost laughed at before she gasps when she starts to rule.

[philochko]

he looks like the guy from bounty hunter

[Abarki13]

I am am epileptic! Ha ha ha!

[rorymaria1]

D looks like a hobbit from Tolkien's novels. lol

[jrgull13]

"Who goes to the hospital for a sprained ankle"

Only smart people do that.

[YourRoadToHell]

that defendant guy is hilarious

[ExistentialExistent]

rofl, was worth watching for sure.

[xXDEPTHROATxXX]

team judy and bird!

"excuse me judge" ...."go ahead"

YASSSS! lol

[tron81]

Drunk driving scumbag.

[bmbpdk]

first time ive ever seen a hole going 4ft above the ground

[SyntaxErrorXoXo]

"That's the hole, Your Honor!" LOL

[dabeaner12345]

" I'm ready to have a beer as I speak" LMAO

[bf2hero]

one of JJ's top ten for sure.

[bigbbadnoobian]

lololololollololl0looooll what hole you mean the front yard??

[Outsider245]

LMAO! Byrd is hilarious! The little bit with him and JJ was great.

[brooklynlulu]

Wow, slapstick comedy on Judge Judy lmao!! did not expect that, k, gonna play 9:28 once more

[mattforrester1973]

@brooklynlulu How easy is it easy to keep replaying that part?!! Showed my mate the entire clip the other night & soon after I found him just replaying that part, over & over!! Wait 'til I tell him that you've added a reference point for him to use now..will be another "thumbs up" for you!!

[brooklynlulu]

@mattforrester1973 LOL, glad you wrote me, now I have an excuse to watch it again lmao! Tell him I'm watching it with him LOL.

[mattforrester1973]

@brooklynlulu Haha! Defintely will do! And by the way, now I've just watched it from your reference point (won't add the time 'cause you deserve the credit - & "thumbs up" - for it) another 3 times before responding to you! "Nope, I'm an epileptic"...must be a new strain of epilepsy which causes one to suddenly trip & collide with letterboxes, rather than bring on the traditional, unexpected seizure...idiot..so fortunate for both the plaintiffs & the rest of us that they filmed the entire event!

[Decimate92]

A t shirt? Not only is he a drunk, but he dosen't know how to dress for court.

[mattforrester1973]

@Decimate92 Oh but he did tuck it in! And used about half a tub of Brylcreem through his hair & moustache, by the looks of it...

[Anglynn74]

He's not drunk in the courtroom but he's certainly buzzed

[MSoltan1992]

I feel sorry for him...

[JesusTwoThousand]

i don't think people can see this but the guy's just playing around, he already knew he had lost so he just had a blast

[Rudy627]

What. An. Idiot.

[BreathlessEndeavours]

Sooo... he's totally drunk in the courtroom too, I think. Six children in a home where he lives? God help them! This guy is TRASH.

[Iamisfp]

@BreathlessEndeavours 7 including his

[themange59]

"No, I'm an epileptic" lol

[rosemintrigg]

hahahahaha... this is awesome... i love this guy . esp when he falls in the HOLE lol

[PoppedaHead]

They're druggies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tommyXraver]

and 6 kids have that for a father figure... sad

[jimmyjazz240]

You know this sad hick was thinking before he fronted court that he was going to fool JJ with his massive brain.

[Nabiki73]

@jimmyjazz240 I share your views and would like to subscribe to your newsletter, sir. This hick is indeed an idiot.

[calidude146]

hahaha that surveillance video was priceless. they should've shown it first and then talked rather than vice-versa.

[Lyra5]

they need to send that to funniest home videos

[SSSavage25]

I wish all JJ cases had videos like this so I can LMAO.

[bazfanv2]

The D looks like that actor who always gets fuck up in movies. Best example i can give is the gas shop owner who gets burned to death in dusk till dawn. Theres another movie were he gets eaten by a shark , i think its call malibu spring break. Believe me its a bad but must watch bad movie.

[superspeed71]

8:41 just pass all the talking and get to the funny part 8:41

[DJDangerHouse01]

The fact they had video is just awesome!

[xzuvqz]

*that defendant has a very evil face like a demonic alcoholic*

[elfas33]

what a waste of space in earth......not only he doesnt recognize what he did...he also wants to make money from them......AND im 100% sure that he also believes that he deserves it............BIG LOL for the camera feedback....

[angie120881]

I had to watch him falling flat on his face 3 times, that shit was funny as fuck!!!!!

[strawberries404]

The defendent acts like he drunk his breakfast the morning of this trial.

[not8rious]

white trash as best as it gets

[hereslookinaukid]

I absolutely love this episode! I watch it whenever I need a good laugh!!!!

[pattisgirls]

I sprained my ankle when I was pregnant with my 10 year old. I was not able to go to the doctor, or emergency room, due to her father being abusive. My ankle never healed correctly to this day. I still have to be careful how I walk on it. THAT'S why you go to the hospital when you sprain your ankle dumbass.

[punk105]

Wow. Was not expecting that ending. Very glad I watch these. That was quite a sight ahahahahah

[3xpens1v3]

9:28

lol

[chill77777]

"I'm ready to have a beer as I speak!" LOL, the truth comes out.

[KandaceTaylorSprings]

The Golden Moment...9:28. Enjoy...;)

[yoyaya007]

@KandaceTaylorSprings i can t stop laughing ..... hahhaa priceless

[1987brick]

@KandaceTaylorSprings nice hole. drunk dumbass ate shit on the pole.

[KandaceTaylorSprings]

Bwaahahaha!! This may be one of the best episodes ever!

[Darckcloud73]

OMG, he hit that mailbox hard!!!

[brmadman4455]

Haha, he's kind of funny, what a sarcastic asshole.

[synthesizerman]

"I'm ready to have a beer as I speak" 10:24

[DylanMonroe01]

Can someone please upload the case where the woman pours soda on a man's head in a theater because he was talking during the movie? Can't find it anywhere & it's my favorite case. :(

[CrazyJ513]

at least he told the truth at the end

[MsClevelandheights]

"...That's 'the hole' Your Honor." I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! lololol!

[3flick3]

classic

[andreasegde]

He's lying his ass off and he doesn't know they made a tape. Heeeeeerrrrrrreeeee'sss Johnny!

[BoatManBeats]

Interesting they got all that on video... 0o

Made everything that much easier...

[AdAstraPerAspera2011]

"He said he'd pay more than it's worth.. so I gave him the benefit of the doubt!" My kinda girl haha

[magg0tmacdonald]

Coulda saved 10 minutes by just watchin the tape.

[Hissings]

If I were an American citizen I would immediately start petition to convince this woman that she should really run for Presidency. She'd do a lovely job speeding up bureaucracy! I'd love to see her confronting Ahmadinejad :D

[RedbeardNC]

Judge Judy's reactions to idiocy are always such an epic win. I really wish she'd run for President.

[strokesfan1107]

he looks like a failed Eddie Vedder

[ImaginaryHuman072889]

haha judgement to the plaintiff in $1654. he said "thats it?" making it seem like he won LOL

[ununhexium]

that surveillance video is PRICELESS

[MistressSerenity]

This is funnier than some of the sitcoms on TV. This guy is either the most idiotic human being I've ever seen or the best troll alive.

[consternated1]

He makes $ 1800.00 per day!?!

[Kasparovwannabe]

@consternated1 What show were you watching he said he make $200 per day. People can be injured for more than one day.

[SusieArviso]

I really believe this man is not very bright

[MauCordobaMau]

"then he's going to drink it away" LOL

[meyer5515]

That SPERM should have never got through !!!!!

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

Every episode of Judge Judy I see, I like Byrd a little more.

[naturalhairedhoney]

I remember watching this on TV when it aired.....and I laughed my ass off.

[osiris6364]

the defendant looks like gollum from lord of the rings

[upallhours9]

@osiris6364 ...precious....

[tokyomadii]

@upallhours9 his precious must be that beer. haha

[citizendisguise]

@osiris6364 holy shit your not kidding hahaha!

[mccgeno]

that was fucking hilarious!!! What a drunken loser. JJ is awesome. She had that guy figured out before he opened his dumb-ass mouth, and she let him hang himself, before pulling out the tape. Best JJ ever!

[LOLItsToastyXD]

Did anyone kept replaying the video @9:30?

[rebelnomo]

@LOLItsToastyXD Priceless.

[Enpsi]

I'M AM EPILEPTIC!

[Venomine95]

dude... never have i seen some one who looks like such a slimy weasel....

[presstrigga]

lmao fell in a hole?

[tackN2Wind]

IDIOT !! rotflmao!

[chichipotle]

i was this epileptic when i was in Vegas last year. but i did not fall.

[Miz300zx]

Hahaha that fall is hilarious!!

[lemonboy18]

Just press 9 over and over again.

[lemonboy18]

Nope! I'M AN EPILEPTIC!

[collinsjamesl]

The sad thing is, this defendant is going to go out and "have a beer as we speak," get in his truck...and eventually kill somebody. He's probably looking at this sement as his 15 minutes of fame, as opposed to how foolish he looked in front of 10 million people. The "elephant in the room" is the fact that this defendant was driving skunk drunk. Heaven help us.

[fetishisticrose]

"I'm an epileptic!"

[Kenn769]

defendant is a low life life meth head who deserves to have a head on collision and die, hope he takes that cow he lives with as well.

[Selectrolux]

The defendant looks like Yoda.

[dunnono00]

What planet did the defendant come from? He is a creepy looking motherfucker.

[rebelnomo]

@dunnono00 Something happened to his face, seriously. And I think he was drunk there. Dumb ass said he fell in a hole, he fell off the porch and hit a pole, I guess he was almost kinda close.

[MrSacrilegious]

@dunnono00 krypton

[Darckcloud73]

@dunnono00 and a liar!!

[fearghasmor]

@dunnono00 He looks kinda like David Schofield...

[upallhours9]

@fearghasmor I was gonna say Nicholas Cage.

[mattstewart1981]

I've watched quite a bit of Judge Judy and this guy may be the stupidest defendant I've ever fucking seen.

[ehelibuff73]

He looks like E.T.

[angie120881]

@ehelibuff73 E.T is cute and the D wasn't!!!!

[cazinger]

Hey, who wants to go get epileptic this weekend?

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

@cazinger Brilliant.

[KillinNatziBusiness]

@cazinger I get epileptic every weekend. WOO

[NYCParkourAddict]

@cazinger Naaahh....im gonna get a seizure instead.

[goggleboxy]

@cazinger hahahahahaha!!

[13yearsrox]

The defendent is just lazy. Who the fuck says his injury was too minor for hospital treatment, then say its too serious that he can't go to work for 10 days?!? What a drunk lazy-ass!

[withagunxxxx]

I'm going to go toss my self on someones lawn and sue them.

[robinkhaira1]

i m lmfao

[starquant]

That Guy is a LOSER... I wish he would hurry up and eliminate himself from the Human Gene Pool. What a wanker.

[jprg1966]

God, what a colossal moron. Video doesn't lie.

[13yearsrox]

I hope the defendent dies of alcohol poisoning. It's people like him that are really destroying this Earth!

[gspendlove]

I'm convinced the reason he denied he was drunk, and had his "epileptic" excuse all ready, is because he's on probation, possibly for an alcohol-related offense. If he admits under oath that he was drunk at the time of the accident, he's revoked and goes back inside.

There's nothing dumber than a loser who thinks he's a winner, except maybe a stupid person who thinks he's clever. This douchebag alky is both.

[PimpWizard3000]

Redneck White trash retard STFU!

[304runner]

The tittle should read "America summed up in 10 minutes"

[TheDreReichDude]

I fucking hate goddamn fucking good ol boy hick yokel hillbilly redneck white trash asshole cocksucker motherfuckers!!!!! Especially when they get pathetically drunk in public! But this one, hoo boy, I really love that we all see him for the numbnuts boozehound jackass he is! HA HA HA !!!!!!

[RoonJazz]

Quality video proof!

[Chenolicious1]

a. Bailiff Byrd is awesome.

b. The guy stumbling into the pole at the end was hilarious

[Cascadenza]

It seems like there was some kind of cut in the recording at 4:52 because the witness immediately starts speaking after Judy yells HEY. It'd be interesting if there was more to the mini word wars that the people didn't want to catch on tape.

[gspendlove]

@Cascadenza Yeah, they did cut it. I've got the original episode on tape somewhere (saved it because this was such an amusing case). As soon as JJ said "Hey!" they started the music and went into the "Coming Up" segment, and the commercial break. But what I don't get is this: This case is on the "Justice Served" DVD. Presumably, the creators of the show still have the original, unedited tapes of the FULL case somewhere. Why couldn't they present just a little bit....(cont.)

[gspendlove]

@Cascadenza ....of the unedited court tapes, so people who bought the DVD could get a little extra value for their money, like a "Contains footage not seen in the original broadcast" kind of thing. That might've been a selling point. Instead, we get bad editing and no more insight into the case than what was on the original.

[nolifemerc]

is this for real, i fell i backed into her its my fault but the fall is hers, dont try this in Norway, it wont even leave the insurance company.

[lawnsausages]

If this had been a cartoon...BONNNNGGGGG!!! Wha Wha Wha Whaaaaaaaaa chirp chirp chirp cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo... (with tongue hanging out and his eyes would have been X's)

[Belayka]

That wasn't a 'hole', he stepped heavily off the step because he was wasted, perhaps that's obvious. 'I'm epileptic' lmao

[MyXcs]

Priceless! Love JJ.

[areYouSerious41]

This is possibly literally THE funniest Judge Judy episode I've ever seen...lmao

[GulfVetSAF]

"Bam!" Yeah, bam, your ass is wasted and that's called a face plant bitch!

[GulfVetSAF]

I'm a minute into this and this guy is a fucking loser... He looks like something out of "The Hobbit" except I'm not sure what kind of creature he is? Anybody?

[corvetteluv64]

am I the only one who thought of that floogle from spykids when his face is first on screen.

[gieterrr]

Also the tape is no evidence that he was actually drunk; he could've just been sleepy.

[420techdeckpro]

@gieterrr It's also "kinda" disrespectful to interrupt a person constantly. And the judge HAS to be somewhat of a bitch, to let them know she's not a person to mess with. This is part of the way she gets the true story. And the tape no evidence??? Come on. Did you hear him speaking with a double tongue? And after that he falls... You're reactions have been quite ignorant. Oh yeah, are you dutch? Gieter is a dutch word, that's why I'm asking.

[ndrussiangerman1]

@420techdeckpro

Judge Judy is dealing with passive-aggressive types. Wise guys. Smart alecks. The jerks that deliberately attempt to annoy; irritate people off just to get a rise out of them.

With them, it's about control. They're manipulators. Con artists. In a setting of arbitration, it is important to deal directly with them. No nonsense! That's the ONLY way you get down to the truth.

That's why Judge Judy is a "truth machine".

[420techdeckpro]

@ndrussiangerman1 No, it's not the only way. Thinking with common sense is also one. Just THINKING alone is another part. And damn I just noticed I said "You're reactions" instead of "Your reactions".

[420techdeckpro]

@gieterrr oops, I said "You're reactions" instead of "Your reactions"

[AndreaManion]

@gieterrr You've obviously never been drunk before.