SMBC Theater - Playtime

[Uktrayf]

I'M A GODDAMN MAN

[DraygonMage]

did anyone else notice susy had cuts on her wrist at 1:03?

[Alaron251]

@DraygonMage Part of the sketch, maybe?

[kenjokenjo1]

Press 0 repeatedly. -

[DLegislature]

All the mommy doll had to do was touch the man on the penis. Why do relationships always end this way?

[theNewCodingFrontier]

1:34 on the left wrist are those scars? Kinky

[basser]

I swear to shit I just saw this girl on a Best Buy commercial!

[SuperLemonWedges]

how can this video have such little comments

[SuperLemonWedges]

rofl

[grodon909]

i prefer 4-4-4-2 4-4-4-5

[ThePolysyllabist]

wow, this is awkward

[FartBob97]

4-4-4-2 is better, lol

[BaruFistOfKrosa]

I'm going to post a comment just to push some of the stupid ones down.

[cuckoldingprincess]

hmpf how in the world does ken do anything at all? he's like a big giant sissy!

[youkilledkiller22]

Hey it's Wendy.

[hegel5000]

Wait, but Ken I'm pretty sure is gay.

[brotherbaye]

I'm a goddamn man!! LMAO

[fr3d420]

I wanna fuck wendy so bad.

[ianflowforever]

Oh this is hilarious!

[StrawberryBoy100]

OMG ZACH WENDY CUTS HER WRISTS!!!

[pliskin100]

1:05 WENDY IS A CUTTER

[gracehfung]

pause at 1:17 - has she been cutting herself?

[dinaarumor]

She looks a little like Felicia Day from "The Guild"

[angrypunkbronxkid]

"I'm a man, Barbara... A god damned man!"

That will continue to make me laugh no matter how many times I hear it.

[TicTaxofElacon]

1:00 doll upskirt shot ftw. She's not even wearing panties... what a ho.

[nicholasdruminor]

this was hilarious, and may I just say that Wendy is one of the most adorable people to appear in SMBC theater

[Pipination]

Man, Wendy is really hot! Redheads FTW!

[Kogerii]

I saw the last joke coming but it was still funny.

The whole skit was actually funnier b/c it never veered into shock humor but stayed believable (as far as the events of his divorce went).

[salvo711]

Holy Jesus, that ending was fucking FUNNY!

[superburnttoast]

Wendy from take180!!!!! I love her!

[nturtaneme]

That's messed up, lmao!

[Noziac]

wait til 2:01 then press 4

[Dijitd10]

I foudn it distracting that the little girl look older then ehr age :/

[TaintedJoke]

"I'm a man Barbara! I'm a god damned man!"

Can't say the same for the Ken doll, if you get what I mean.

[rudesherude]

hahaha definintely my favourite by far

[DeanJayJackmanJr]

Dear Wendy McColm,

Can I Marry you?

Love,

Dean

[mcschitty]

wow the daughter is like a cross between alyson hannigan and sarah schneider

[jazz5753]

@mcschitty sarah schneider <3

[Emhilradim]

It was a good night for me! BOOYA!

[GarmaZabi]

@AnnaDaWolf Can't un-see it...

[GarmaZabi]

The doll banging on the door won me over.

[ParlezVousFrancais77]

It was a good night for meh! Booyah! Uh uh uh uh-huh!!! LOL

[PsyDei]

That chick playing with the dolls *hot hot hot*

[rrhayah]

I bloody love you guys. You make the best videos

[deathbunny32]

I cracked up so hard at, "I'm a man Barbara! I'm a god damned man"

[djmkdub]

put your cursor over the video and press the number 4 on your keyboard repeatedly... you can thank me later haha

[TheRadicalOneNG]

@djmkdub Babies!

[Idofphoenix]

@djmkdub

I think I'll just thank you now.

[basser]

@djmkdub BABIES BABIES BABIES BABIES BABIES

[whapango]

@djmkdub If you press 4-4-4-7 you have a fantastic Justin Bieber cover.

[MalliganTheUFO]

@whapango Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I have no idea who this Beiber thing is, but I thought the sounds were funny any way!

[VideoUploaded]

@whapango RABIES! RABIE-RABIES Ohhhhhhh __It was a *repeat*

[DarthLuminosity]

@djmkdub Press 2 repeatedly. "Ho...ho..ho...ho...."

[aviza12]

@djmkdub i pressed again and again... nothing happened :(

[djmkdub]

i love wendy!

[Sylar03]

I bet these come from Zach's collection.

[darkula666]

so awesome

[ibasicallytotalyrule]

hahaha the thumbs up at the end

[fdaen]

Destroy his Starcraft 2 beta key shit, touch him on the penis.

[doomsdayblaze]

BOO-YAH!!!

[c3nty2]

That girl has some good memory :)

I liked this quite a bit... But how does the daughter know about the parts before she was born? Overthinking it I guess ^^

[elmstfreddie]

say candlejack, touch him on

[andrysb24]

Maybe it's because I grew up with a Hispanic mother who watched Mexican soap operas 3 hours every weekday night, but that is exactly how I played with my Barbies

[tyrgoossens]

Is it just me or does Wendy totally look like Alyson Hanigan in this one ?

[InsaneDictator]

0:57

I lol'd

[4ta2r]

i dont know whether to cry or laugh.

[NasaCortis]

I liked it :)

[JohnsonLobster]

Wasn't brilliant, that one.

[InsanityTechie]

Rehash an old tired joke, touch him on the penis.

[sakurablossom6601]

Omg! This one is so Epic!!! I wish I did that with my Barbies! No I had to be boring with my Barbies and act out episodes of Sailor Moon and Jerry Spring! ...I miss the old days.

[rubiximus]

Give your daughter twisted views on relationship, touch her on the... wait, something went wrong here.

[MidetFace]

Oh I totally used to play like that.

Seriously.

[Tuxlar]

At first glance I thought I was seeing Mr. AVGN there.

I suppose you have problems anyway if your daughter is that old and still playing with dolls. :P

[Hitomiaka]

Ive watched this like everyday this week!

[gumbydance]

One of my fav. Nice, guys.

[Dasclsad]

2:18-2:19 is so hilarios, i can't stop laughing xD

Holly cow, his expression is totally epic

[gyroben]

oh my freakin god that is the funniest smbc theatre yet!!!! love the ending!!!! BOO YAAH!!!

[KienanD]

Oh, and the dramatic zoom-in on Barbara the Doll? Genius!

[KienanD]

This was incredible, I really, really enjoyed it. Keep up the excellent work.

[elchocolato]

Boo ya!

[Energyone]

Wendy is awesome, thanks for adding her to the cast.

[caveman73]

LMFAO!

"It was a good night for me. Boo yaa!"

[Phrosty12]

Wendy rocks as usual.

[sexuallly]

LOL I laughed so hard at this! I love Wendy's "man" voice.

[kevinKronnack]

yay wendy =D

[adorkkaful]

It was a good night for me... BOOYA! Uh uh uh!

Lololololol

[valeriereified]

@adorkkaful This seems excessively male, but, being a girl, even a girl who had ridiculous amounts of male hormones flowing through my veins, I never understand men... *goes back to her hawt lesbian girlfriend*

[SDanceRevolution3]

HAHAHAHAHAH....*sigh*... :-x

[NeokyXero]

These things are the highlight of my week.

[MagicianIshtar]

XD omg lol

[Arcilios]

LOL THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!

Excellent!

[78cymru]

Best one yet! Fantastic! And Wendy is amazing!

[lowpiou]

Please Wendy, come to France and marry me !

[30kbpm]

booooyaaaaa

[Elephantintheroom01]

WHY DO BARBIE AND KEN LOOK RELATED???

zomg.

[gorgeousaur]

@Elephantintheroom01 Well, when youre half a foot tall and made of plastic it's hard to find anyone compatible outside of the family.

[kevinKronnack]

@Elephantintheroom01

because their the master race? =o

[strayjohno]

10 people are the products of a broken family.

I just made myself sad...

[linux750]

i'm with shill8989 on this. Cyrathil is a genius.

[ChrisVengeance]

Wendy McColm <3

[Dastreus]

It was a good night for me. Booya! Uh uh uh uh hu!

[LocutusIsBorg]

Booya, touched him on the penis!

[rabbitpirate]

Oh Wendy McColm, be still my beating heart.

[Crunkmastaflexx]

1337 views! booya



[shill8989]

Cyrathil's comment should be worked into the revised version of this video.

[peeweesquidxx]

im pretty sure she just used a pen on herself

[shundread]

The last-second expression of excitement made me lol.

[CaptainFrostshock]

Booya!

[mineofGod]

1:04 Does she have cuts on her wrist?

[LocutusIsBorg]

@mineofGod Looks more like she had surgery for carpal tunnel.

[mineofGod]

@LocutusIsBorg That's a relief!

[jadenedaj]

I fucking love Wendy <3

[Lordlaneus]

meh, average at best, come on SMBC Theater i know you can do better than this, you're the only comedy troupe thats ever made me literally ROTFL. here's hoping next weeks is at your usual level of hilarity

[lodevijk]

@Lordlaneus meh, your comment is average at best, blah blah blah... YOU'RE NOT PAYING FOR THIS SO SHUT UP.

[spacecowboy5000]

Were talking thousands of dollars of therapy here. The family pattern of fail continues.

[EuropaSenshi]

JP Nickel reminds me of a younger Sean McNamara from Nip/Tuck.

[windowmaker525]

Phallus Cowboys - wear a Cowboys jersey, touch him on the penis

[chemix111]

best shit ever

[gcard2112]

I love Wendy McColm.

[dmh3000]

I love JP's thumbs up at the end.

[shotgunbadger]

Booyah!

[TeamZooProductions]

<3 Wendy McColm

[nutshell345]

Chick with the dolls must have mommy daddy issues in real life too. Check out those cuts on her wrists.

[econojon]

@nutshell345 That is skin irritation from a bracelet.

[Quincy217]

YAY!!! Wendy!!! You're awesome!

[FlipJick]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, BARBARA!

[BillionSix]

I like Kelly Wienersmith a lot. She's cool. :)

[Vacheresseb]

SMBC, sometimes you make videos which are made of gold.

[D364000]

6 people had parents with insecure relationships

[waltonky]

Is anybody else amused that this was put up while that huge Barbie ad in on the front page?

[KOTMyP]

Look at her left wrist. Did she tryed to kill herself?

[ZombieOwen23]

@KOTMyP O_O

[SimplyMegan42]

here i am in dark room all by myself- laughing my head off.

hahah, HILARIOUS(:

[zenakujusticar]

Wow this is the first SMBC theatre that didnt make me laugh. I feel cheated. (Hopefully next week will be extra funny)

[EBOLAinfectedMonkey]

I like how Barbie's name is Barbara

[HellsGate9999]

Meh.

[KingDavid73]

lol, hilarious!

[rayomundo28]

bro, that was effin awesome, keep it up!!

[SupahCola]

I like how the last scene has Ken shirtless, which is how I imagine JP yelling "Booyah!" everytime.

[deathsheep]

The look on his face at the end made it alllll worth it.

[SlappytheNinja]

A long buildup to an okay punchline.

[Alexrider02]

Eh, not my favorite SMBC theater. Never laughed out loud like I do at the others. :P

[JagannathMxO]

He never initiates sex, touch him on the penis.

Naaaaaaailed it.

[bloodwrage]

@JagannathMxO whats the touch him on the penis from again? i forget

[FacelessDeviant]

@JagannathMxO Problem SOOOOLVED!

[stiggy1605]

Destroy your daughter's childhood, touch her on the penis.

Wait... what?

[thedarkdomino]

I was drunk! 4 DIFFERENT TIMES!?!?!

[shinew123]

Every week these keep getting better. Out of the many youtube channels I subscribe to, this one definitely is the best.

[pugay69]

love the face at the end

[Cyrathil]

Susie will one day become the greatest soap opera writer in all history, and when asked about her inspiration, she'll just cry.

[smajawwyeah]

Alpha as fuck

[mjb3190]

first

[Elolzabeth]

I really enjoyed this video and am at a loss for something witty to say. <3

[Kicks42]

A new fav!

Thumbs up for girls doing boy voices!

[brianpclare]

it was a good night for me too, JP

[Mononokenausicaa]

I bet Zach bought the barbies. XD

[damnimbored25]

boo yaah! xD haahahah

[kindofdoon]

Well, that's incredibly depressing.

[HUNVilly]

LOL

[Spaceboy22222]

BOO YAH!

[konibah]

This video is not yet processed? what?

[Acristoff2]

@konibah When you upload a video to youtube it takes time for the video to actually get put up here in full quality in simple terms.

[moobface12345]

HELL YES

[PokePOWAH]

Give this child a screenwriting job.

Then touch her on the... wait.