the best adverts are the french perfume adverts, argh they make so much sense dont they? "Isee her, i want her, she is, what she is, she sees, but shes blind, she has legs, but she has no legs, she is alive, but she is dead, she is a woman, but she is a monkey, and i know that i want her, cuz she is what she is and what she is, is a blind, dead, disabled monkey, and i know that i want her, shallamore by culam" "what are you on about!!?? what does it fucking smell like!!!???!"
they've got equally pretentious adverts in france, the british adverts in france are the most pretentious in the world. "i see her, on beach, shes got it, in her hand, its a pie, i love pies!, i go over, but wait its not a pie, its like a pie, but its smaller, and inside its peas, and carrots, and gravy, and mince, and i know that i want it, cuz it is, what it is, and what it is, is pasties by ginster"
This commercial was directed by Martin Scorsese which kind of says it all! so if you miss the point of the commercial it has to come from you not from the commercial and certainly not from the genius who directed it!
@IndianaSalome So by your logic every director is perfect? This ad is beyond ridiculous. But as long as you have an award winning director and a bunch of smugness...
I can always tell if a commercial is a cologne/perfume ad. If it's "artistic" and I have no idea what's being advertised until the very end, then I know.
Sorry, but usually I find perfume ads really annoying because the story line behind it is absolute shit or it makes no sense. But this ad and the Gucci Guilty one are my favourites of this year. The only reason why some people think this commercial is 'retarded' is because they don't understand the concept behind it. Obviously there is a meaning the creative director was trying to convey here. It's beautiful and the 'I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be anymore' was delivered well.
@maccas14 He is an actor! one who happens to be gorgeous enough to be chosen by Chanel to represent them, so yes he can act and pretty well I might add!
I just wanted to come here and say that the guy walks like an idiot. I guess what he meant is that he will no longer walk properly and instead walk like a peg legged pirate.
does anyone have that stuff ? is it good ? the simple problem of parfume commercials is , that there is no sense in them. they simply cant televise the smell and thats the top reason to buy it . they just show you what young wannabe hipster merchandizers think of to show people shit to want them to be like and buy it.by the way : wenn ihr mich versteht , die scheisse klingt einfach nur wie blöde chanell :-D
I hope "I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be anymore" means "I'm going to get a haircut and a real job" or "I'm not going to act in commercials that don't make sense".
By the way, what 'question' needs rephrasing? "Are you a turd with a bad haircut and taste for women with bad eyeliner?"
I think the story behind this commercial is that there is a romance between the women and him, but at the press conference he sees that she's actually a journalist who's probably trying to find out stuff about him. But a pretty pointless commercial anyway.
Whoever markets these things is fucking insane. I guess the question "How do you market smelly water" is answered by "beautiful people saying stupid things".
@CaliKush200 It could probably make sense if it were part of a longer story, but I don't care about that. I only looked it up to find out what song was playing in the background. I've been a 'Stones fan forever, but have to admit I didn't recognize them here. The composer credits for "She said yeah" are sometimes listed as "Roderick/Christie/Jackson", but other texts include Sonny Bono, which would be even more ironic for such an edgy garage-rock track.
Bleu de Chanel... "Blöde Chanel"! Means "stupid Chanel" in german. :-))))
PepeDonX 1 day ago
this advert is soo funny
TheSushanator98 6 days ago
omg i mean 0:24 :0
TheChocolate766 2 weeks ago
i mean like 2:24
TheChocolate766 2 weeks ago
hoorde nog iemand ander "kom we pakken hem" om 0:27?
TheChocolate766 2 weeks ago
he's hot tho :D
CandyAndromeda 2 weeks ago
young hannibal lecter
adrianinhosantos04 2 weeks ago 4
Gaspard :Q__________
Thelaivlove 3 weeks ago
So.. the worst commercial to appear on national cable network television?
MyInferno13 3 weeks ago
Lol at how he walks.
Neji1984 3 weeks ago
all I can say is...wtf??
crosswiz6 4 weeks ago
he walks like a penguin...
PHILLYHEAT215 1 month ago
How can I do my hair like that ? Thanks in advance
Charger5001968 1 month ago
@Charger5001968 Grow your hair and gel it back, but not too much.
Googlemonkey8 1 month ago
@Googlemonkey8 hahaha ive tried that its not as easy as it seems :) thank you anyways
Charger5001968 1 month ago
@Charger5001968 lol yea I guess it has to do with hair type too and going to an expensive hair stylist:)
Googlemonkey8 1 month ago
Yeah, who expects a man to wear cologne?
Poopymcd7 1 month ago
I really don't understand this commercial
AustinTooFLY 1 month ago
@AustinTooFLY watch the full version....it'll help. but it's still effin stupid.
sacredjuris 1 month ago
the best adverts are the french perfume adverts, argh they make so much sense dont they? "Isee her, i want her, she is, what she is, she sees, but shes blind, she has legs, but she has no legs, she is alive, but she is dead, she is a woman, but she is a monkey, and i know that i want her, cuz she is what she is and what she is, is a blind, dead, disabled monkey, and i know that i want her, shallamore by culam" "what are you on about!!?? what does it fucking smell like!!!???!"
bfdhvcnvvbjdn 1 month ago
@bfdhvcnvvbjdn this is funny but i think you stole that off john bishop! i'm sure its him who said that at the apollo!
lilmizzy2008 1 month ago
@lilmizzy2008 I was just quoting Lee Mack there.
bfdhvcnvvbjdn 4 weeks ago
they've got equally pretentious adverts in france, the british adverts in france are the most pretentious in the world. "i see her, on beach, shes got it, in her hand, its a pie, i love pies!, i go over, but wait its not a pie, its like a pie, but its smaller, and inside its peas, and carrots, and gravy, and mince, and i know that i want it, cuz it is, what it is, and what it is, is pasties by ginster"
bfdhvcnvvbjdn 1 month ago
So dude's not gonna be a homo anymore? Cause that's what I was expecting him to be..
CrashNburN187 1 month ago
This commercial was directed by Martin Scorsese which kind of says it all! so if you miss the point of the commercial it has to come from you not from the commercial and certainly not from the genius who directed it!
IndianaSalome 1 month ago
@IndianaSalome So by your logic every director is perfect? This ad is beyond ridiculous. But as long as you have an award winning director and a bunch of smugness...
KiiDSarajevo 1 month ago
@IndianaSalome I agree.
Googlemonkey8 1 month ago
@RobbVonZeppelin Stop haaatiiin! He's hot!!!! :)))
jenia93yy 1 month ago
I can always tell if a commercial is a cologne/perfume ad. If it's "artistic" and I have no idea what's being advertised until the very end, then I know.
TakeTwoEntertainment 1 month ago
this advert is soo funny
TheSushanator98 1 month ago
Sorry, but usually I find perfume ads really annoying because the story line behind it is absolute shit or it makes no sense. But this ad and the Gucci Guilty one are my favourites of this year. The only reason why some people think this commercial is 'retarded' is because they don't understand the concept behind it. Obviously there is a meaning the creative director was trying to convey here. It's beautiful and the 'I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be anymore' was delivered well.
lickchick14 1 month ago
whats the song name?'
Osiellovessoccer 2 months ago
@Osiellovessoccer
the rolling stones - she said yeah :)
ChristopherJohnK 1 month ago
OMG! Hannibal Rising! XD Damn is he hot!
XxjakkixXx 2 months ago
I'm pretty sure that this is Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Recreation. ENTERTAINMENT 720 LIVES ON!!!
thelovehandles1985 2 months ago
this was shot on a canon 5 D - is he knocking the back out of her or what - shit advert really - cause chanel blue is really nice now fuck off
geoffdoor 2 months ago
I used to be the person I was expected to be, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
IamTheProd 2 months ago 16
I have no idea what this commercial means but if its Gaspard Ulliel then i don't give a damn XD
KatPrincessOXX 2 months ago 3
not enough words describe him. Period.
jenia93yy 2 months ago
You aren't going to expect it when I stab you in the eyeballs ... HATE CHANEL COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!! SO FKG STOOOOOOOPID
jolieblondeLA 2 months ago
I love the Hannibal actor! :D
teasememusic 2 months ago
That awkward moment when the one good perfume ad on tv has more likes than dislikes yet has top comments criticising it.
SiorafasNaCillini 2 months ago 2
what song is this ??
hydraIX 2 months ago
@hydraIX she said yeah by the rolling stones
MrInterstellar 2 months ago
Worst commercial on TV. It's making me hate Christmas.
Chanel, I will at my own expense make a better commercial for you just so that humanity doesn't have to keep enduring this.
LegendaryBadass 2 months ago
@LegendaryBadass bumpy landing really in it - i love sexy chanel blue as well its not as good as the canon 5 D - now fuck off -
geoffdoor 2 months ago
Mdr la sale démarche
raphael76production 2 months ago
See
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xuover 2 months ago
This video is a take on the film Notting Hill
The final press conference
I agree however the advert is nonsense. That you need to have watch this film to know what the heck its on about is poor.
xuover 2 months ago
It's young well old now but it was young hannibal lecter!
IVIeRoNYK 2 months ago
Song is: She Said Yeah by Rolling Stones.
matinee72 2 months ago
I fucking love this commercial. It's so cheesy and hilarious....plus he is so SEXY:)
Googlemonkey8 2 months ago
This is what happens when models are told they can act.
maccas14 2 months ago
@maccas14 He is an actor! one who happens to be gorgeous enough to be chosen by Chanel to represent them, so yes he can act and pretty well I might add!
IndianaSalome 1 month ago
I dont give a fuck if this has no point or you thinks it's retarded he is sexy as fuck and i love it.
volleyball994pimp 2 months ago 2
Who matter if that's a retarded commercial!?!? I'm in love with HIM!! How HOT *-*
micik91 2 months ago 2
why do all perfume/aftershave ads never make ANY sense? O__o
AHALambda101 2 months ago
I thought the same thing as everyone else: What the hell is with this commercial
i just like the song but i dont know what its called.
Help?
thenarddog13 2 months ago
So pretentious.
prefertorefer 2 months ago
I THOUGHT THIS MANLY MACHO GUY WAS ACTOR SAIF ALI KHAN-HE STRONGLY RESEMBLES HIM.
DeepSetEyesDance 2 months ago
The name of the song please?
looraadu54 2 months ago
I just wanted to come here and say that the guy walks like an idiot. I guess what he meant is that he will no longer walk properly and instead walk like a peg legged pirate.
MultiTaketwo 2 months ago 4
che gnocco
ArrivaAzazello 2 months ago 2
Gaspard Ulliel is the hottest thing alive; therefore, this perfume must be awsome ;)
ILOVENATNALEX 2 months ago
does anyone have that stuff ? is it good ? the simple problem of parfume commercials is , that there is no sense in them. they simply cant televise the smell and thats the top reason to buy it . they just show you what young wannabe hipster merchandizers think of to show people shit to want them to be like and buy it.by the way : wenn ihr mich versteht , die scheisse klingt einfach nur wie blöde chanell :-D
yomomcantcook 2 months ago
Gaspard! yes nobody expects you to be!
IAmSirena1 2 months ago
I hope "I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be anymore" means "I'm going to get a haircut and a real job" or "I'm not going to act in commercials that don't make sense".
By the way, what 'question' needs rephrasing? "Are you a turd with a bad haircut and taste for women with bad eyeliner?"
Dumb.
mgeorge19 2 months ago 2
I think the story behind this commercial is that there is a romance between the women and him, but at the press conference he sees that she's actually a journalist who's probably trying to find out stuff about him. But a pretty pointless commercial anyway.
avengedsevenfull 2 months ago 2
What an absolute cockend.
tcacVII 2 months ago 3
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tcacVII 2 months ago
I HAVE A MASSIVE CRUSH ON HIM!!!!!
LightningEidolen 2 months ago
Whoever markets these things is fucking insane. I guess the question "How do you market smelly water" is answered by "beautiful people saying stupid things".
Kacevychius 2 months ago 20
@Kacevychius i take that as a compliment haha
De22Lano 3 weeks ago
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tcacVII 2 months ago
who ever says this commercial sucks is retarded
Zombik007 2 months ago
Awful Advert. Dumb Quote by the guy too.
Truthseekers09 2 months ago 2
I'm reminded of Blow Up or Terrence Stamp's character Toby Dammit in "Spirits of the Dead.
ebf1957 2 months ago
Does Bleu smell good?!
t0neRs1 3 months ago
@t0neRs1 is excellent, the best
marydi85 3 months ago
@marydi85 thanks!! =)
t0neRs1 2 months ago
i love gaspard so much! but whats wrong with this commersial? crab!
Theresia6680 3 months ago
What a load of shit - the guy acts like a prick. Buy this fragrance if you're a prick
amslogic 3 months ago
Mmm, osea, si uso esa fragancia mágicamente me veré y seré como él??
Jaja Dont Fck me XD
HughMotion 3 months ago
This commercial is pretty self explanatory to be fair.
steviebizzle316 3 months ago
this guy is hot, but i think this commercial has no sense.
DJaLUBA 3 months ago
Fuck !!!
MrLaytes 3 months ago
Oh this guy is way to hot, But I won't say anything. Oh fuck I just said it...
StoriesMyStyle 3 months ago
song: the rolling stones - She Said Yeah
jeankes1111 3 months ago
song: the rolling stones - She Said Yeah
jeankes1111 3 months ago
Does anyone know who the guy is? xD
YourOrangeSherbert 3 months ago
@YourOrangeSherbert Gaspard Ulliel, a french actor from Hannibal Rising and A Very Long Engagement :D
Cestandromache 3 months ago
@Cestandromache Thanks so much :D I saw him on the advert and was like Ooh haha :')
YourOrangeSherbert 3 months ago
@YourOrangeSherbert Gaspard Ulliel
Omer698 3 months ago
it smells mad good so what up doe?
sk8erzrule4ever 4 months ago
I am not going to be the pearson that I used to be anymore ♣.
MrLaytes 4 months ago
IN MY BED IN MY BED !
jusdecitrouille 4 months ago 3
@jusdecitrouille NO IN MINE NO IN MINE!!
sixellaThegoodlife 3 months ago
This is the most blowhardy commercial of all time. What the Hell is going on?
lczag83 4 months ago
how does the song called ?
MrJur106 4 months ago
@MrJur106 She said yeah - Rolling Stone
Canyta01 3 months ago
How does this video have so many likes? lol
Blackhawk145 4 months ago
Be a French douchebag, Bleu De Chanel.
Mprator 4 months ago
Damn I hate this retarded fucking commercial.
jjp3kjc 5 months ago 23
this commercial is worthless
obinna12 5 months ago
wtf does this mean?
NewToTheLyte 5 months ago
the girl looks older than the guy (gaspard)....= =
kakacarmenheath 5 months ago
This commercial makes no fucking sense at all.
CaliKush200 5 months ago 44
This has been flagged as spam show
@CaliKush200 because you don't understand it?
440ikke 3 months ago
@CaliKush200 It could probably make sense if it were part of a longer story, but I don't care about that. I only looked it up to find out what song was playing in the background. I've been a 'Stones fan forever, but have to admit I didn't recognize them here. The composer credits for "She said yeah" are sometimes listed as "Roderick/Christie/Jackson", but other texts include Sonny Bono, which would be even more ironic for such an edgy garage-rock track.
lrd9999 2 months ago
such a dumb fucking commercial lol
IronMaidenLord 5 months ago
the lady in the commercial is ugly... sorry, but i don't like these type of models.
thubigdawg 5 months ago
y como se llama xd
NikoPlaza06 5 months ago
@NikoPlaza06 she said yeah de los rolling stones lml,
anger66661 5 months ago
de quien es esa cancion ?
NikoPlaza06 5 months ago
ROLLING STONES.
ArgentinaJamily 5 months ago
Despúes de Egoïste, Bleu es mi Fragancia favorita de Chanel
brokentavo 8 months ago
AMO ÉSTE COMERCIAL!!... la forma tan sexy como habla el hombre ése!!
otakujoshyma 8 months ago
@kolungadurcal si, si, si, pero, ¿que quiere decir? ¿como se traduce?
mortunoc 8 months ago
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annitafic 8 months ago
@mortunoc Hola Kolungadurcal.....la traducción es la siguiente: No voy a ser mas la persona que esperan que sea...
Priscilla2430 6 months ago
@kolungadurcal ¿que es lo que dice al final?
mortunoc 8 months ago
@mortunoc I am not going to be the person that I am expected to be anymore. Be unexpected.
qualitatserzeugnis 8 months ago 3
gaspard is my man <3
elsah87 10 months ago
Short amazing ad....... Freaking awesome! <3 Gaspard!!! :D
paulene612 11 months ago
he is amazing.
MsDe1994 11 months ago
me fascina este comercial!!,,, y Gaspar Ulliel uffff!!!
kolungadurcal 1 year ago