Bioshock: An Evening With Sander Cohen! (Part 1)

[tofuwithgun]

my game mostly lags how does you games run so good?

[tofuwithgun]

HOW DO YOU GET YOUR GAMES TO RUN SO GOOD!?

[VirtusTenebrae]

QUICK, BUILD ME A DISPENSER WITH YOUR MAGIC WRENCH!!!

[Omnywrench]

I'M SANDER COHEN, THE CLASSICAL CLOWN! I DO PLASMIDS! A-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-YEAH!

[TheGamingMonks]

When I got this game and showed to my friends at midnight they shit them selves

[McTasticle]

Why am i masturbating to this????

[besie0]

@McTasticle Maybe you're sexually frustrated?

[Dustjericho]

Sander Cohen for next US president... now that would be FUN!!!

[TastelessMeat]

Love the music when Cohen first starts talking. Dancers on a String, I think it's called.

[i99xx]

one of my favourite games of all time!!!

[MissMoonstruck]

I love how Sander Cohen just totally cuts off Atlas and Ryan's transmissions.

[TheKh3331]

no top coment, this is my chance... BOOBIES!

[BibleUppercutFilms]

@TheKh3331 none of his videos have top comments, there disabled

[BibleUppercutFilms]

@TheKh3331 my mistake, "most" of his videos

[CommandoRazor]

nice... the origins of BoSchitt!!!

[TwistedCyclonee]

You kick ass at this game :D

[Omnywrench]

I'M SANDER COHEN, THE CLASSICAL CLOWN! I DO PLASMIDS!

[Wafflepal]

Does anyone else's stomach turn when they hear cohen talk?

[Blashbuck]

what did you film this with?

[DanW900]

"Oh Cohen you sick fuck let me out of it!" KA BOOM!!!!

[sasukenarutofan2880]

was I the only person who thought Sander was gonna eat me the first time I heard him talking about if I was delicious or not?

[GhostPlanetFilms]

Can all of you see T. Ryder Smith voicing the Joker?

[GhostPlanetFilms]

21 people have a VERY SHORT ATTENTION SPAN!!!!!

[XpeanutttX]

@deadspoonxxx as do I, little moth :D

[GhostPlanetFilms]

Fun Fact: If you shoot Fitzpatrick and make the piano explode, Cohen will say, "That ended sooner than I hoped."

[BWS777unlucky]

and thats how he made g.i.b :\

[superman91111111]

OMG i dint know that DasBoSchitt playd bioshock i love this game now becose he playd the game

[Zpieygre]

@superman91111111 omg lmao

[bulletzz448]

i think ur gmod movies are awesume i salute you

[vzooper]

I felt bad when i had to kill sander. he gave me such nice gifts! :(

[theastralproject]

@vzooper A man chooses

[vzooper]

@theastralproject right. your very right.

[CrimsonPhoenix62]

@vzooper the man was nuts.... someone had to put him to sleep xD

[VTS1337]

@vzooper You don't have to as far as I know. I played that part last night and he just lets you into the metro.

[vzooper]

MAN YOU ARE BEAST AT THIS GAME!

[JacobHortonDubstep]

@vzooper He's on Easy...

[vzooper]

=D yayay FLY LITTLE MOTH!!!!

[OrionoftheStar]

Allegro, ALLEGRO!

[marcosx003]

arriba sander!!

[deadspoonxxx]

I love Sander Cohen.

[appplelove99]

hahaha the back of one of the guns look like a lol

[nnSharkBaitnn]

19 people got attacked by slicers

[pb19111]

I guess we can't really blame Cohen for going insane. If I composed a brilliant masterpiece only to have it overshadowed by "baby" and "tic toc" I would want to pull some bunny ears off too.

[rrvvss18707]

LOLOLOLO VIEWS 133,337

[Thelordofall2]

4:13 ''come now, into my home'' Perv.... xD

[KenzieKaddl]

"So... say good bye to those two blow hearts, and hello! to an evening with Sander Cohen..."

*turns around and runs away*

[rrrevan]

@KenzieKaddl

It's blow hards....moron

[KenzieKaddl]

@rrrevan alright my bad, but wow, harsh?

[rrrevan]

@KenzieKaddl

I know I'm hard on you...but its because I care.

If you make this mistake infront of a board room or during a presentation, you might look like quiet the fool and I don't want that to happen.

Best to make these errors now and learn the lesson the hard way....you'll never confused hards with hearts again, will you? You should be thanking me. .........Your welcome

[KenzieKaddl]

@rrrevan Thank you, you are quite the mentor, aren't you?

[rrrevan]

@KenzieKaddl

I'm hard but fair....as in my cock is very hard

[KenzieKaddl]

@rrrevan ah always nice to know

[Tsubakiification]

Your gun says lol.

[iamthemudkip]

Andrew Ryan is my favorite character on priciple, but Cohen is a very close second.

[BigHashTouraj]

oh man taking art classes this summer, I got a bad feeling about my teachers

[myaccount556]

@BigHashTouraj

dude go in dressed as sander cohen and remeber some of his artist lines

[JackTheGreat1100]

5:17 - 5:30 You purely owned those splicers.

[123crazyguy25]

@GuitarFREAK9700 this was made before that, but seeing his new milestone, maybe he is working on it right now

[Billymaysfan6837]

The introduction to Cohen was epic, especially during my first playthrough of Bioshock!

[TopSecretName95]

It's amazing how this game was put together everything seemed so believable.

[TheEmerald999]

Sander Cohen was the best thing about this game! He represents Bioshock completely! He gives you beauty and horror at the same time. He's a wonderful artist gone crazy and this part in the game is truly enjoyable! I love Sander Cohen!

[sakurahatersasuke]

this is a weird game in cellphones.



[DrZombieElement]

SO MUCH GOOD QUALITY!!!!!

[lib334]

HOLY SHIT "young fitzpatrick" he knows my last name

[jase276]

Omfg I love this game

[AlexGTAgamer]

Boy he is a lunatic.

[Epsonthegiraffe]

6:30 I couldn't help but yell "OMG They killed Kyle. You bastards!" when I first played it.

[JDtheDrunk]

"Oh Cohen you sick fuck let me out of here!"

Should have checked for my 9 year old cousin behind me before I got to this part. She was not amused.

[TackyNames]

Nevermind. Found it.

The song is called "Dancers on a String."

[TackyNames]

Does anyone know what that song plays when the mask rises and Sander first speaks??

[K1LL3RN3WF13063]

I love the first Bioshock, second one sucked and the pre-qual looks k, just sayin

[Kylie1209]

@K1LL3RN3WF13063 I agree i hated the second one:P

[Kylie1209]

@K1LL3RN3WF13063 I agree i loved the first one and hated the second one:P

[ronvins]

The music is incredible when Sander introduces himself.

[BubbleStinkBoy]

*Tries to picture Sander Cohen directing G-MOD videos*

[mariotttttttt]

@BubbleStinkBoy ...... thats scary.....

[HyperCenturion]

jan 2 2011

120000 views...

[Dustjericho]

without Dr.Steinmen, Sander Cohen and Andrew Ryan Rapture would just a plain haunted city but these guys made it look like a nuthouse, Sophia Lamb sucks btw :))

[TheMCcane]

"Hurry now! My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span!!!" What a classic line XD

[MrAwesomeman444]

ZE FIRE! ZE FIRE IS EVIL!!!!!!! :3

[blackmoss267]

thumbs up if you noticed that his machine gun said lol

[zhoutai2000]

@blackmoss267 xD

[T0by24]

He is my favorite character! :D

Allegro, allegro!

[walkthrougheRr]

What was the name of the guy in Bioshock one who Fuc*ed up peoples faces ? He was psycho doctor or something .

Im just Curious

[DrunkenPanda200]

@walkthrougheRr Dr. Steinman?

[Roachible]

@walkthrougheRr Steinman i think.

[gstar210gman]

@walkthrougheRr yup dr steinman cohens better though.

[msnumber3]

@walkthrougheRr dr.steinman

[TenretniQuin]

His voice reminds me of Dr. Venture

[manjiclan27]

Anyone know were I can get one of those bunny masks?

[MrAwesome706]

bioshock 1 is way scarier than bioshock 2. Bioshock 1 scared the living shit out of me.

[dopiestwnk]

Bioshock looks amazing on pc O_o

[wowthersnonamesleft]

Meh your ok at this game but I'm better beat the game with wrench only +plasmids and camera i didn't use the plasmids that much actually only to help freeze and trap enemies and hack bots and open doors the wrench had the frosty gene with it plus I had a wrench power up that made it hit like a fucking war hammer plus the invisibility after you research the houdinni long enough plus the sneaky wrench one so I was pretty much set to beat the game wrench only

[QhaoticZombie]

Ohhhhhhh, it's been /so long/ since I've frolicked through the fort with Mr. Cohen...

I really hope my friend can get those upgrades for my comp soon so I can play Bioshock again.

SANDER BABY, I MISS YA.

[lu684]

Craap. I just realized i missed the crossbow :l Its my second runthrough too -.-

[catfat17]

is that the pc bioshock

[AthenaHueber]

I must say, Sander Cohen is definitely a unique and complex villain. Well done to the makers, I'm just fascinated by him when I play the game. But still gotta say - Dr. Steinman is my favorite of the BioShock baddies.

[Dresden0rgasm]

He isn't in two. But it is possibly he has survived. When collecting in Cohen's collection in the second you can hear him laughing at the beginning or ending of the song. "Cohen's Masterpiece."

[anubisthagod]

I missed playing this game, but im A victim of that Xbox 360 overheating lmao

[Rolfstunner]

I love we he say

"The artist has a duty, to seduce the eve and enlight the spirit!" and the music gets all optimistic :D

[jessegladsaget]

@Rolfstunner I don't want to come off as a dick, but I want to provide you with a quick correction; Cohen says "The artist has a duty to seduce the ear, and enlighten the spirit" I can understand why you'd be confused though, there was a lot of background noise during his lines in this recording!

[Rolfstunner]

@jessegladsaget Also, English is not my main language, still ear makes more sense than eve :)

[jessegladsaget]

@Rolfstunner No problem, dude!

[george77772moons]

one of my top 3 games EVER. I'm currently into my 5th playthrough, and I've found MANY glitches before that no one ever submitted to youtube or the bioshock wikia...

[westcoastguz]

u missed a plazmid

[fonzy787]

i never noticed the piano had that much dynamite.

[j3yuen]

The reason he isn't in 2 is probably because it is assumed that you killed him back in the first game as you have the option of doing so at Mercury Suites.

[CooleyLovesGaming]

Finally, a walkthrough with GOOD quality and NO commentary

[minnimopper]

2:19 the glowing stuff [Thumbs up if you noticed what it says]

[xZippy38]

I liked Alex the Great just as much as Cohen.

[striderkiwi2]

@xZippy38 yeah they're both the best! i was hoping sander cohen would show up in bioshock 2 but he didn't. could you imagine if the two met each other!!

[glaive616]

I love the Ding ding dong after he ends a radio transmision

[MAXLSSJ]

I like that sad music 00:59

[demonfox879]

he looked like he was posing for the picture O_o

[penguinarmy1000]

bioshock 2 is completly not the same

[sh4rky70]

You missed the "Fitzpatrick can't hold that pose forever!" line. Love it.

[george77772moons]

I remember filling Cohen's masterpiece with chips, vodka, strip club advertisements, and creme cakes. Of course, I don't think cohen would want the endorsement of his art to be plastered all over it...

[Silvertrine]

Weird Sander's 'masterpiece' had X's where the unplaced pictures where. But yours had advertisements. Strange.

[TheNexzy]

@Silvertrine yeah i took a notice on that too, its wird cos it is also pc this one, eny other hu knows of that?

[Compedy]

Nothings better at putting out fire than a good wrench to the face, eh?

[Alphawolf1003]

are those bunnies attacking you?

[MagmaWolf217]

@Alphawolf1003 there splicers DRESSED an bunnys even creepier

[mccelf]

I love this game, it's so atmospheric and the art deco design of Rapture is awesome! Wish it ran more smoothly on my computer like it does for Dasboschitt's.

[Waluiginumberone]

I love how he says artisit. AAAARtist.

[lolzmanofdoom2]

omg...ive never noticed this when i played but, the upgrade on the back of the machine gun looks like "lol" lol!! 2:11

[woopanx123]

yeah i have this for xbox 360

[difstoffe]

this game looks really spooky o_O

[STUNTS1516]

@difstoffe

Its not neccesarily a horror game, but it does have strong horror elemants in it so many people find the game quite scary.

[kaykayyish]

this is my favorite level ^-^

[ShiningOmega]

What in-game resolution are you running this at? My computer's specs are higher than yours were when this was posted, but I don't get nearly this kind of frame rate while recording with Fraps. I've been recording at 1600x900, but seeing how well this turned out, I'll give it another go at 800x600.

[roger0m0hook]

i love this level because of all the big daddys

[MrPwner911]

Graphics are fucking awesome on your PC O_O

[F14ace]

My favorite level. Sander Cohen is one of the best characters in the game. They should have kept him around for BioShock 2.

[kenlaboss]

you are fast with the weapons!

[tastyfreddytg12]

FLY LITTLE MOTH! FLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[BubbleStinkBoy]

There should be a gmod idiot box clip of you playing this.

[theothercrackb0ne]

Cohens an AARTISS sez sum

[Timdog112]

@theothercrackb0ne 'es a section 8 sez I

[jackpwnage117]

This is pc right?

[Chik0r0]

Dancers on a string...

[sugreev2001]

I personally think Bioshock 2 more less lived up to the original.It's not as good as Bioshock,but it's as good as a sequel can possibly be to such an amazing game.

[KillerBear111]

atlas, ryan, atlas, ryan dah dah dah dah dah dah dah daah

[thegamegorilla]

@FortFrolicLover condradulations for being the first person to comment on a DasBoSchitt video

[0gaugeshotgun]

what an outstanding display of atlheticism.

[0nemest0]

@BoyBigBad use steam support to get it back

[shogologo1]

tnx for the walkthough my fave part on that level is statue things that move wen not looking (p.s cant wait for gmod 9

[cccheatsdotcom]

stop playing this game and get to the next gmod idiot box 9 >.>

[Crashman208]

@cccheatsdotcom Duh.. This is two years old stuff.

[Gigagondy]

@cccheatsdotcom HEY! bioshock is awsome! Don't be a hater!

[cccheatsdotcom]

@Gigagondy i know its awsome and so is bioshock 2 i just love the gmod idiot box lolz

[AdmiralMadox]

@cccheatsdotcom Dude, in one of his videos he said that people like you are the ones making him not want to make the Gmod Idiot Box videos. And anyways this video is almost 2 years old, so before being a fucking douche about everything READ.

[danetenshijanai]

@cccheatsdotcom It's two years old, almost. Besides that, if he wants to play Bioshock, he can play Bioshock. B|

[cccheatsdotcom]

@danetenshijanai i know i just love the gmod idiot box lolz

[Tommygun1135]

The real problem with this game, is that sometimes, it's so hard to hear the voices of anything. When I play the game, quite often I'm in the middle of putting screaming splicers down, and I get a radio message from someone, and you can hear screaming, gunshots, bits of ambience AND the talker on the other side of the radio is talking in little more than a whisper. Impossible to make out exactly what they're saying. This kind of ruins it, unless it's completely quite.

[Dubhuir]

@Tommygun1135 completely "quiet"

Also, learn 2 subtitle =D

[Tommygun1135]

@Dubhuir quite. I noticed that exactly after posting it.

Yes indeed... But all the same, subtitles make things a bit odd. and detract a bit from the immersion.

[Dubhuir]

@Tommygun1135

Yeah I know, that sounded obnoxious even as I posted it. My apologies. Uh, i don't know. It doesn't bother me that much and it means you're always certain that you're hearing it correctly. For a game in which the voice acting is so important, it seems a shame to miss out because of a few explosions.

[Tommygun1135]

@Dubhuir Yes... Yes it is a shame. But I always forget about subtitles, and even then, you can't always have your eyes on the subtitles if you're being assulted by a few explosions.

They are useful I'll grant you though.:D

[bigpunk157]

nice first kill

[redsplash168]

This is such a good game.

[Tand0oriCh1cken]

This was my fav part apart from the part when u meet Andrew Ryan, so creepy

[arthurdragon17]

hey boschitt, have you played bioshock 2 ?

is it good, or bad?

[yersimapestis]

@arthurdragon17 its a knockoff piece of shit.

[arthurdragon17]

@yersimapestis

hmm...

well if its even half as good as the first one, then its worth the waiting time XD

tnx:)

[theheroabody]

@arthurdragon17 actually yers is wrong very wrong is way way way better multiplayer owns he does not even play anything its double the fun

[arthurdragon17]

@theheroabody

lets hope so:D

tnx for getting up my hopes XD

[theheroabody]

@arthurdragon17 your welcome

[Son37Lumiere]

@arthurdragon17 Don't listen to yerwhatsit. 2 isn't as good as the first but it's still very good.  Definitely worth playing.

[nabnabnabn]

the first gun had "lol" behind it LOL!

[theheroabody]

@nabnabnabn thats old found about that like when bioshock 1 first came out

[Madnezz27]

Its amazing how little plasmids are used due to the fact that you can't use them at the same time

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

i hate this level

[Soldier0Cross]

@ScReWaTtAcKeD This is the best level in the game, what are you talking about? Sander Cohen is astounding.

[Tommygun1135]

Whenever I have the opportunity, I say "Ah, that's better," in a Cohen-like voice.

[1113stve]

machine gun is lol gun

[angelsoffurtitude]

little what ?