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  • damn. Dhalsim character is based on an actual person!  Who'd imagined that!!!

  • Yoga is a physical, mental, and spiritual discipline, originating in ancient India. The goal of yoga, or of the person practicing yoga, is the attainment of a state of perfect spiritual insight and tranquility while meditating on the Supersoul. The word is associated with meditative practices in Hinduism, Jainism, and Buddhism.

  • Within Hindu philosophy, the word yoga is used to refer to one of the six orthodox (āstika) schools of Hindu philosophy. Yoga in this sense is based on the Yoga Sutras of Patanjali, and is also known as Rāja Yoga to distinguish it from later schools.

  • Patanjali's system is discussed and elaborated upon in many classical Hindu texts, and has also been influential in Buddhism and Jainism. The Bhagavad Gita introduces distinctions such as Jnana Yoga ("yoga based on knowledge") vs. Karma Yoga ("yoga based on action").

  • Other systems of philosophy introduced in Hinduism during the medieval period are bhakti yoga, and hatha yoga.

  • The Sanskrit word yoga has the literal meaning of "yoke", from a root yuj meaning to join, to unite, or to attach. As a term for a system of abstract meditation or mental abstraction it was introduced by Patañjali in the 2nd century BC. Someone who practices yoga or follows the yoga philosophy with a high level of commitment is called a yogi or yogini.

  • The goals of yoga are varied and range from improving health to achieving moksha. Within the Hindu monist schools of Advaita Vedanta, Shaivism and Jainism, the goal of yoga takes the form of moksha, which is liberation from all worldly suffering and the cycle of birth and death (samsara), at which point there is a realization of identity with the Supreme Brahman.

  • In the Mahabharata, the goal of yoga is variously described as entering the world of Brahma, as Brahman, or as perceiving the Brahman or Ātman that pervades all things. For the bhakti schools of Vaishnavism, bhakti or service to Svayam Bhagavan itself may be the ultimate goal of the yoga process, where the goal is to enjoy an eternal relationship with Vishnu.

  • HOLY SHIIT!

  • Now THIS is how yoga can wreck your body.

  • tell me please who is thet yog

  • 1:43 one thing im sure of, you must be the fucking son of strawhat luffy frome one piece!!!!

  • prabuphada bodidharma rama bagavad what a great fighter duuude!

  • One of the most bizarre kung fu fight scenes out there.

  • What show is this ?

  • @seewat Lol, it's a movie called...guess what? "Kung-Fu vs. Yoga." An old school Kung-fu Movie. Pretty wild, huh?

  • Why comparing it,guys.the early masters who invented it were good yogis first.u know bodhidharma.

  • he is a scary man. A DEMON!!!

  • this shit was crazy yoga flamessssss.

  • erm relax and enjoy my company

  • ha Im new girl in your class

  • Super

  • which one is jackie chan lol

  • Ah, the majestic echo of joints cracking in slow motion...

  • 6:10 Ahh. the traditional KungFu chocolate pudding surprize attack. surely they were gods who build this martial art.

  • what the fuck

  • so Do you want to see how far I'll go for you? nothing is too crazy

  • hahahahahah

  • dhalsim

    yoga flame

  • Lmfao

  • Que flashero -_-"!

  • that was AWESOME (Ocovo's lil brother)

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  • Is this for real ?!

  • Like to see one of those MMA guys try to take down and Kimura lock this guy. Figure four leg lock? No problem lol

  • That dude is a beast! Complete control over you body

    and its flexibility...guess some good glue can disrupt all of that! lmao...

  • why ''fight'' with him. Just kick the shit out of the freak.

  • I wonder if Jackie could beat this guy.

  • hahahha.very funny!

  • triangle wins

  • damn this is well choreographed

  • yoga wins

  • Its not Kung Fu vs Yoga...

    Its Kung Fu + Yoga vs Kung Fu...

    Besides Yoga only provides flexibility, not strength and accuracy required to take down your opponent. One does not even need to be a skilled fighter to beat down a Yogi.

    Funny video though.

  • @babesvids hell yeah yu r right ;D

  • @babesvids Shows how much you know about yoga.

  • @SilentKiller346 I have not cracked a mystery, i stated a basic fact which needs not much of a reasoning, but i do understand it to be offensive to some people, i.e those who have devoted their life to eastern mysticism.

    You're one of them aren't you ?

    Also, don't care to turn this into an argument, i've got no time for it.

  • @babesvids I'm sorry for being so rude... I just meant that even Yoga does increase strength and the power of the mind. I don't hold anything against Kung Fu. I myself like it!

  • That is dhalsim from Street Fighter

  • he the new superhero the rubber man

  • Ugly

  • lmao.

  • YOGA FLAMMME

    

  • Dhalsim why didnt u use your yoga fire or yoga teleport lol.

  • Un film de mon enfance !

    je l'avais en VHS !!!

    je msuis dit si les Yoggis et/ou les artistes, acrobates de cirque se mettaient au break... les breakers seraient dépassés... finalement, la sélection se fait et seuls les hyperlaxes "percent" !

  • WHat the fuck was that!!?? the exorcism??

  • @dravidianwolf fyi there is no proof for that theory, plus fyi there is also a theory that the aryans moved from india to europe, and even this theory has got quite some reasoning to it. check it out. and budha maynot be aryan, the aryan theory got popular during the hitler period. and these things are just theories... :)

  • LMFAO having this in french makes it super funny

  • hahaha i've seen alot of kung fu movies but this one's new hahaha LoL

  • Why in the name of holy fuck are they all speaking french??

    

  • WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • all we need is for him to say "YOGA FIRE"

  • Dat guy has no backbone

  • This fucker is like an octopus, Id like to see him dodge my nun-chucks....I would knock him out and make him suck his own dick, is that weird?

  • eewwwwwwwwwww! I wanna kick them all ...et cette francaise ...annoying!

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  • glue.... wow

  • Ok wait 2azns and a french speakibg indian are stranger than the whole video

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  • 0:46 " Alorla Kilumina Plahnemoma Kill A Bee.....Dosapersano Desaisha Gay?

     LOL Here's some more. "

  • lÕl_àNYÒñé_wáÑÑá_chAt_wÏth_mE_­Ï_fEèl_sò_lönÊlY_tÔÐäÿ▲

  • the sound effects are freakin awesome! LOL

  • most of the world best martial arts comes from yoga

  • i wuldve fuckin ran in there with dual 70cal pistols and fucken blown his limbs off

  • @PsYcHoxSnIp3r 70 cal pistols? i would like the name of those pistols please

  • @PsYcHoxSnIp3r what makesu think he wouldn't dodge them?? :D

  • @SENITEL1 i would have told him not to dodge them... hehe

  • this is just a movie u bunch of loosers. Yoga is not even something to fight with haha

  • got to respect yoga

  • WOW...

  • Even Bruce Lee,Chuck Norris,and Steven Segal dont mess with this Yoga Man. Even Kill Bill shakes to death when facing this Yoga Man.

  • well its makes sense martial arts did come from yoga

  • fucking Dhalsim...

  • 2:34 he says: Who's awesome? This guy!

  • Kung fu vs yoga, and the winner is...... INDUSTRIAL ADHESIVE!

    Didn't see that coming.

  • i read kung fu vs yoda so i klick it

  • ten czarny to wygląda jak szpieg z krainy deszczowców xD karramba

  • I can do that (I WISH)

  • How do you ever out him in arm lock or leg lock i dont know ...

  • this is what happens when an indian and a chinese meet!! :D

  • @dravidianwolf thanx for telling me ariyans thou atleast gave me something i can look for..interesting subject hehe^^

  • @dravidianwolf na na na i read the whole story frm a to z it didn't include any of those brhamins, kshatriya vaishya and shruda coz i did hinduism in RE bt it did talk abt moksha related with buddha maybe yeah brahmins i think yeah it did bt it never said anything abt ariyan oh well i will look for it then (deep research)

  • @dravidianwolf ello i read it google and it says it is linked to buddha but it was later on which means tht 32 signs is made up and its a real one either. n this also shows its not clear either so buddha is not ariyan and by d way he is buddhist.. got nothing to do with brahmins n stuff..

  • wtf?? is dis foo Dhalsim ?! lol

  • ouch

  • not just yoga kalaripayattu

  • what the hell are they saying?!#%!#%!#$#^

  • @dravidianwolf ?? Blue eyes never heard of it.... n cared deeply for non aryans don't make it up.....

  • Great... now i'm gonna have nightmares...

  • The entire movie is on "La derniere seance" !

  • @dravidianwolf excuse me bro but buddha was mongolian not ariyan don't mixed it with researchers..

    n He was a prince not immigrant either and he didn't from india on top of that...

  • @dravidianwolf sorry mate u got the some bits wrong coz according to geography india was part of africa tht it got seperated and joined in near around nepal... n Nepal was part of china even our great ancestors says that

    n i don't know about the much about war with what british thinks within abt it tht bt its true nepal did lost some of its places in india...

    On top of that how is buddha related to that???

  • YOGA! FLAMES!!!! Come On Wheres the Teleport

  • FAKE!!!!!

  • @MichaelLaigh - dude, it's a movie. Of course it's fake. People don't watch Scarface or Star Wars and say, "FAKE!!!!!"

  • @MichaelLaigh lol yes .... xD

  • What the fuck?

    Real Dalshim?

    Yoga Fire!!!

  • Dhalsim: This is Yoga

  • O_o

  • Yoga translates to "union" (yug+yoke) with mind and body, in hopes to become one with God. It's not martial arts but Kalari Payattu is an Indian martial arts that dates back thousands of years ago. Kung Fu or Gong Fu originally meant accomplished goal or perfected skill but Wushu is word for Chinese MArtial art. -Buddha Bless

  • @VoodooUprising ROFL!!

  • @SENITEL1 straight up thyzzle, mayne. east oakland, cali cometh strong. mental, physical, lyrical and combat ready philosophy. we exchanged our swords for sum straight out booyahka, bop, bop, bop!

  • @VoodooUprising haha lol 

  • Yes!!!

  • That cant be right.

  • Is yoga a martial art? Can it really be used for fighting

  • @brozac1011

    ofcourse it can, dhalsim, streetfighter! ;)

  • @brozac1011 well actually it aint a martial arts but maybe there's a martial arts discipline based on yoga. try searching on google Imean you never know

  • I'd love to see this yoga guru fighting with Jet li or Jackie chan.

  • cual es la yoga el negro o los chinos

  • Hilarious!!!

  • I started doing yoga about a month ago. When will I be able to this? In a couple million years? :D

  • yoga vs kung fu is like classical english literature vs hang gliding. As in, you can't really compare them or have them compete against each other.

  • Yoga Flame

  • considering yoga isn't even a fighting style

  • The power of Yoga defeats all , or die laughing!

  • This is hilarious!

  • is it just me or that yoga guy very freaky?

  • @Ryan82xxx Yo mr ryan82 r u buddhist???

    prove me that buddha was born in india...

    hmmm.....i have lots of evidence for that...he was born in nepal lumbini but some freakin indian kidnap our buddha....

  • @Ryan82xxx

    i just ate some bacon, paki

    it was delicious

  • YOGA NOOGIE!!! XD

  • Very odd

  • contortionist bitch slap

  • Never show off your skills guys, why? Because if u you; there's always a trick that kills, -kill potion for instant. That's how Tong Pak Fu died in China because he's being a smart ass.

  • Kung fu fail, yoga fail, glue win!

  • His power was his ultimate weakness

  • Kong fui

  • so very strange. thoughwhat did i expect when i clicked on "KungFu vs YOGA!!"

  • @Ryan82xxx fuck u just ruining ur own reputation/// ur racist..

    Racist like you better die...do you know who found buddism?

    what his name? which kingdom he from? you better go to school and stop eating pig for a while....you become more stupid. i don't knw who the fuck gave stupid comment abt yoga frm my account yeah

    but ur hell stupid racist indian....i've never ever seen tht stupid quest

    1st of all budhha founded Buddhism as he was born in Nepal..NOT INDIA

  • @sakuragal1

    These indian will say anything!!! i know Buddha was born in NEPAL. i am indian but me too tired of educating fellow indian.they are truly dumb asshole. Never mind their word...

  • @nabamojoey oh okay not all of the indian people are that rude even i have indian friends in London and they are friendly too

  • @nabamojoey Well I reckon most Indians can write in better English than yours.

  • @vibhutesagar

    waow!!!! your English is astonishingly excellent. in fact better then Brits.Have you ever heard of this phrase by westerners "Indians are number 1 in thinking that they are number 1...". you proved them really right....keep it up!!!

  • @sakuragal1 well from my understanding founded by budhha in nepal but his teachings originated in india

  • @contonwong he was born in nepal thou which it doesn't mean he's hinduism.. he's buddhist brov.. n i know the fact tht his got knowledge frm india.. which it doesn't mean Buddha is frm there?.?

  • @contonwong also india is a hindu country bt gautam buddha is buddhist too bt i don't think he got any power frm tht either too

  • Ok the plot of this movie is roughly this:

    One of the Chinese guys 'wins' the hand of a woman in marriage in a kung fu competition, but finding that he's poor she sets him 3 tasks. The first is to steal a fighting manual from a monk, the second is to get a scarf from a whore and the final task is to steal the Yogi's ruby from his turban.

    Hope that clears it up!

  • WTF!!! 2 Chinese guys and an Indian dude speaking FRENCH! The yoga guy is amazing , gruesomely flexible.

  • LOOOL!!! THIS IS SOOOO STUPID!!!

    WHY ARE THEY CHASING THE GUY WITH A ROPE???

  • Yoga guy is very entertaining! Conventional styles won't work!

  • Kung Fu versus Yoga, Yoga is well hard. So funny!

  • I love this!

  • Wow Yoga Kung fu is totally extreme,Illegal immigrants to the US from India were probably hard to caught because they can fold themselves up and put in boxes to get through the border,the Indian guy in this movie clip looks like he has been working in a plastic or rubber factory for more than two decades

  • @Ryan82xxx further more doa moa who was not indian is the father of kung-fu...Bitch!!! look it up! If you cant read google it, incompetent bastard!

  • @Ryan82xxx Dum bitch it was created in china, the yogis dont fight, neither do they have a martial art system native to india dum ass, but they do have a warrior culture based on the spear, sword and instead of a horse the ancients used tigers or elephants...Please take my cocke out your mouth, so next time you can say something worthy of the cum I left there.....Try reading it helps!

  • @Ryan82xxx bullshit

  • @MrTRUTHSTILLHURTS2 hey buddhism is from INDIA! the martial arts was born in INDIA!!! now go look it up..come back and apologize like a man! if you dont youre only proving what a fuckin dmbass you are!

  • amazing...this guy is made of rubber

  • Yoga dude is almost as good as Floyd mayweather avoiding manny pacman

  • @Ryan82xxx you are an idiot -_-

  • how funny that the video is dubbed as french lmfao

  • thats not yoga....

  • @kowlzer it is but they're exaggerating it to make it seem like a fighting form

  • @Ryan82xxx yea a indian monk came to china to help the shaolin monks fend of warriors that were trying to steal the temples gold but it was taught in china it first started in china not india and he didnt realy teach the monks kung fu he taught them how to fight with sticks etc

  • @parkour3r2 wrong ...!! see what the shaolin monks tell u!! in their own temple in china is a mural commemorating the indain monk who taught them open hand fighting ..research b4 you speak ..even bruce lee said its from india!

  • @WORLDARYANREVIVAL calm down ok so what a Indian monk taught the Chinese monks kung fu but he taught it 2 them in china and so so so many ppl think kung fu is Chinese what r u gonna do talk to every1 alive and tell them that kung fu was taught by a Indian monk not alot of ppl do kung fu and those ppl that dont do it dont care about the history of kung fu and do u even do kung fu coz i do

  • @parkour3r2 mate the bodrihma myth has been discredited by many martial art historians.

  • @younib100 Like the chinese historians u mean?? Could there be a greater joke?? The chinese govt. works overtime on the propaganda of a supposed "glorious" history. The so called historians u quote are all on the payroll of the Chinese ministry of ancient military history & would go to any great length to fudge evidence in order to prove their point. Go read some impartial sources first!

  • @adityabose26 wat makes u think indian historians aren't paid to do what chinese historians do for their country ?? the thing is kung fu today belongs to china/japan east asian countries not India esp SOUTH india. stuff like yoga/mediation is wat Indians try to claim as theirs like chinese say kung fu & chinese martial arts belongs to them. it's fair actually.

  • @parkour3r2 no no no no. he way it happended was, shoalin monks bodys were deterioting from all the meditatingthy were doing< so a buddhist monk from india came and taught them yoga and indian spiritual exercises, and the shoalin took that and morphed it into kung fu, over a period of 1300 years, but the indians did introduce martial arts to china thats for sure

  • @Dookiebutt47 well to my understanding the past buddha whatever was in a cave and discovered certain postures aka yoga that could conduct certain energies. but no still could understand so he taught people/ the monk boxing aka kung fu to grasp the concept of applying central energy so they can understand yoga.

  • He can definatly suck his own....