My Little Pony: Applejack quotes a dirty Limerick

[arccollins]

On an unrelated note, the sisterly resemblance between Raritworf and Thrackerzod is positively uncanny.

[arccollins]

Dear Princess Celestia,

You can clearly see that the comment with the 119 likes is more than a month old. You can probably guess the rest. Everypony can stop sending me dissertations on electrical conductivity now.

[chadkoel1]

wat? she was just going to say popsicle...

[OriginalAkivara]

There once were two kitties from Venus

Who said there is something between us

It's round and it's square

And it has long woolly hair

And we're awfully afraid that it's seen us

[SonicRainboomPowa]

She was gunna say pin*mother rudely flips computer over and walks away with a troll face*

[rederci939]

Umm...

I'm a brony, and I like Star Trek... but I just don't know how to react to this...

[chadkoel1]

appledata...

[bezerk47]

I got here from epic sax guy

[DrKri3g]

Why is rarity worf?

[UberMonsterDude]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[WxIxZeguy2]

Warf

Captain

Data

Captain

not on the bridge, im gunna say... engineering?

This is before checking to see if i'm right. I think I watch too much star trek.

[RinChan1717]

lololol

[CMCrusader]

XD

[SuperLuigiParty123]

Venus whos body is shaped like a penis

[zhevox]

UrAnus

[Meatcheeseandbread]

My friends made up a similar one before this vid! CREEPY :O

There was a young lady from Venus

Who's head was shaped like a pen1s.

She ate a jam tart

And gave a big fart

And now the thing is DONE.

[SpikeX96]

@Meatcheeseandbread That's not a limerick, though.

[Meatcheeseandbread]

@SpikeX96 Congratulations.

[bigdaddyrico85]

That.........was.......AWESOME­. Great job!

[MsTigressLily]

"There once was a lady from venus and her body was shaped like a pen:s" very humerous indead

[Ichijoe2112]

If you have to drag ST:TNG into the fandom, then have the decency to use Q

[TheBlasianAsian]

PENIS!

[arccollins]

. . . I really wish people would stop thumbing up my youtube comments.

[AnimateNGameStudios]

There was a young lady from venus, whose body was shaped like a penis! LOL XD ROFLMFAO

[megagrey]

I don't understand how Worf's voice was chosen to be dubbed over Rarity's.

[startrek21000]

FETUS! SHE LOOKED LIKE A FETUS! JESUS CHRIST! lol IDK. I finally figured it out. lololololol

[1candyflossxCP]

what she ment to say was:

there was a young lady in venus

whos body was shaped like a penis.

[hlessiavedon]

@1candyflossxCP no shit sherlock, you need help finding that one out?

[88nateatx]

Once there was a man from Peru

Who dreamed he was eating his shoe

He woke up with a fright in the middle of the night

To find that his dream had come true!

[GP49PHS]

@88nateatx did you make that up your self?

[88nateatx]

@GP49PHS C'mon, you know you watched spongebob ;)

[hazardbox274]

i remember that episode of startrek

[gracebaileyfan]

PENIS!

[Aflay1]

You didn't let him finish. He was going to say ass.

[AshWolFF1]

@Aflay1 He was going to penis.

[Aflay1]

@AshWolFF1 I know...

I was being ironic.

[DannyFxGRU]

lmao

[pumpkinhead1997]

How the hell did I get here ?!?

[anname219]

@pumpkinhead1997 All roads lead to ponies. o.o

[lilineko1]

@pumpkinhead1997 PONIES.

[gaminggenius531]

@pumpkinhead1997 I got here from my recommended videos on the homepage.

[liverfaliure]

@pumpkinhead1997 Desmond the moon bear!

[kristofferthoresen]

@pumpkinhead1997 I HAVE NO IDEA :D

[takkun34]

@pumpkinhead1997 wel u can get to ponys and or minecraft from any where on youtube almost

[NarricTechna]

@pumpkinhead1997 This is the moon, and clearly you've got on Princess Celestia's bad side

[po0po0nanA]

@pumpkinhead1997 "night mare the moon mare"

[SecularJihadist]

Q is from TNG. Q is Discord. ROH aired September 17, 2011. Magic

[Taroulelion]

@MLPNathan LOL hows that an insult? That would be fucking awesome having a dick that big XD haha ur just jelly cause of ur 2 inch furry pecker ROFL XD

[NeosaMusic]

@Haters (non-brony and brony alike.) Let's play a game. It's called FREEDOM OF OPINION.

[Taroulelion]

@NeosaMusic even thing i say is fact though XD

[SuperRollyTrolly]

@Winxin864 Oh. You're a girl. That's why you don' knowable difference between your and you're.

[Taroulelion]

@SuperRollyTrolly LOL c'mon be fair, you dont need to learn how to spell to read a cookbook ROFL! XD

[Winxin864]

@SuperRollyTrolly it's the internet...that doesn't matter

[BLUBrony]

Idea!!!

[Lovesickobsession19]

OH. MY. GOD. i love you for this

[arccollins]

You bastard. I've been using episodes of Star Trek: TNG to curb my desire to seek out new and amusing pony videos! And it was mostly working!

Can't you bronies take anything slow? I. . . I'm not ready to be assimilated!

[TheOtherNeutrino]

@arccollins As the the Borg say: Resistance is futile.

[SuperChickenPork]

@TheOtherNeutrino or the vogons say, resistance is useless...

[necrid110]

@arccollins um, well, join us, if that's ok, i mean i wouldn't want to impose if you were already joining someone else, but, well, if you could join us it would be just wonderful.

[GargoyleZoo]

@arccollins Just jump in and get it over with. The transition is the most painful part, but then you are one of the herd.

[SomeKindaSpy]

@arccollins; I too am mixing my ponies and Star Trek. Resistance is futile. Trolling is irrelevant.

[Sonally4ever]

@arccollins TOO LATE! Welcome to the herd.

[DemsClothsFoThrowin]

@arccollins

Mind if I welcome you with open forehooves into the herd, in advance? c:

[MrCheesedogim]

@arccollins lol I tried to do same thing.

 Resistance is futile all shall be assimilated into the herd!

[notbobby125]

@arccollins "We are the Bronies. Lower your defences and surrender your brains. We will add your body and meme distinctiveness to our own. Your life will adapt to service ponies. Resistance is silly."

[PatchesBrony]

@arccollins

Resistance is futile.

[dargereldren]

VVV What the buck.

[XxDaWnMoDxX]

penis

[mirskunen4]

Hhm

[Whimsicott]

@MLPNathan

You say you're "straight" yet you talk about my penis. Cool story. gay furfag >:)

[gokusauce]

A PENIS GODDAMMIT

[gokusauce]

A PENIS GODDAMMIT

[piggyers597]

MY LITTLE AMNESIA AND CUPCAKES R THE 2 REASONS I MIGHT QUIT BEING A BRONY....I LOVE IT SO MUCH BUT THE POP UPS SUCK

[TeamAbyssGaming]

There was once a woman from venus,

Her body was shaped like a penis,

The fathers an arse,

Did little but fart,

Their vaginafaced son was a weener.

[Taroulelion]

@TeamAbyssGaming real mature -_-

[aptspire]

I blame Discord for this :D

[flamingnarwalstudio]

wtf how did i come from watching smosh to this?

[Taroulelion]

@Winxin864 cool story bro, needs the part where you mind ur own fucking business XD haha loser! :)

[Winxin864]

@Taroulelion your an idiot....your clogging up this whole video with your mindless cursing...people like you don't deserve to have access to a computer. At least the other person has the intelligence to admit they don't know why they're arguing either....your fighting for the sake of fighting, which is the stupidest thing ever. I know see why you're mindlessly fighting, you have no mind... :D no way of getting through to you after all. And BTW I'm a girl, don't call me bro. 'Kay byeeee. :D

[lostsagadragon]

@Winxin864 i agree and as they always say haters gonna hate and ponies gonna pwn

[Taroulelion]

@Winxin864 wow, you just proved ur a retard and ur completely oblivious as to way XD

again, cool story HOE XD

better now?

[Winxin864]

@Taroulelion I hate people who fight for no reason. You have none. Your like my dad. Give up. I LIVE with people who fight for the sake of fighting, and i have zero tolerance for them. Now go find something better to do with your life, because you're wasting it. As for the retard comment, it takes one to know one. I bet you don't even know what the word 'retard' means. And go back to school to practice sentence structure, because your sentence about me being oblivious made no sense. 'kay bye! :D

[Taroulelion]

@Winxin864 so basically u just admitted ur life sucks and then called me the retard? ROFL dumbass XD

[physcokilla09]

Oh, Data.

[jennah101]

lolwut? *reads description* ... why does this sound like something my friend would do? XDDDDD

[MaxterandKiwiKing]

@Taroulelion The only whiny bitch here is YOU.Always talking smack,never shuting the fuck up.You should just walk away.But you don't because your parents never taught you to control that stupid ass mouth of yours.I'm not going to back down unless you stop mouthing off.

[Taroulelion]

@MaxterandKiwiKing at least i have parents you adopted piece of shit XD haha now ur saying the conversation is not over? ROFL retard XD

[thebestin1]

Applejacks face in the thumbnail.

[MaxterandKiwiKing]

@Winxin864 I agree.I don't even know what it was either.

[Taroulelion]

@MaxterandKiwiKing LOL u admitted it haha dumbass owned XD

[Winxin864]

@MaxterandKiwiKing :D

[mktillg]

*instafave* MLP+TNG=infinite win. Star Trek: The Next Generation is Magic. Or, Starships are Magic. They're boldly going where nopony has gone before. (Not nopony, not no how!)

Also, ya know that amazing fanart in which Discord is Q and the "mane seven" of TNG have been ponified? Yeah, it's my desktop now...anyway, I'd KILL for that to become a real crossover episode, or continued as a comic strip.

[KampferXeon]

Rarity should be Data

Heheheh.

[Ragn4r0k311]

A captain to security looks like a penis, only smaller.

[Sytheking]

APPLEJACK IS BEST DATA.

[Taroulelion]

@MaxterandKiwiKing love and tolerate :)

(lol loser)

[FHomeBrew]

Startrek, sex jokes and mlp. Does it get any more nerd-awesome?

[dela26chitown]

@FHomeBrew lets hope so.

[Isissa125]

This was so funny when I saw it on the show, but ponies made my day.

[TheAle89515]

I like that it combines MLP and Star Trek in a way that doesn't involve John DeLancie. Original.

[SUPERVANMAN64]

@TheAle89515 I'm pretty sure this was uploaded before Discord existed, so there's always that. :P

[SunriseAtTwilight]

Classy

[MAHLAZOR100]

there once was a woman from venus, her body was shaped like a fetus

i see nothing wrong with that

[timfortune9]

I wonder why Rarity is Worf...

[FacelessScribe]

@timfortune9 I guess you've haven't seen Deep Space 9.

[timfortune9]

@FacelessScribe My favorite of the series. Still don't get it. Oh well. Funny either way.

[FacelessScribe]

@timfortune9 Compared to his Next Generation appearances his time in DS9 had more complaining/grumbling (because Klingons never whine) per showing.

[Taroulelion]

@FacelessScribe is that porn?

[FacelessScribe]

@Taroulelion sorry I don't feed trolls.

[Taroulelion]

@FacelessScribe neither do i :D

[evenfall369]

PAENUS!

[rosysweet1]

THIS IS WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[TheOtherNeutrino]

I went from Star Trek to MLP.

I'm okay with this.

[pokemonmaster914]

@TheOtherNeutrino You can also get to star trek from MLP

[ImagineNoReligions]

@TheOtherNeutrino I went to star WARS to MLP. Who knew a movie series full of action, death, and war would be a gateway to my little pony?

[Ragn4r0k311]

there once was a woman from venus, her body was shaped like a CAPTAIN TO SECURITY DECK

[jamezbond45]

@Ragn4r0k311 What exactly does a CAPTAIN TO SECURITY look like?

[jffry890]

@Ragn4r0k311 i dont get it

[Thelones]

@Ragn4r0k311 aaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnndddddddddd you gave away the joke for me, thank you. thank bucking you.

[MorshuLimitedEdition]

Teach me your Klingon ways Rarity.

[ireptacos]

FUCKING MY LITTLE AMNESIA POPS OUT OF NOWHERE N EVERY PONY VIDEO.....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[TheRedSurvivor]

@ireptacos FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKK

[DiathW]

@ireptacos thats because people like you keep mentioning it N EVERY PONY VIDEO.... FUUUUUstopthat, seriously

[KissyFishy0]

What is the dialogue from? I'm sure I've heard it before...

[Burakkuenjeru]

@KissyFishy0 It's from Star Trek: The Next Generation, I'm pretty sure (according to the description).

[MrTiredOfTechno]

this is contrafactual

As almost all limericks are more or less dirty...

[dojokonojo]

Lieutenant Commander Datajack and Lieutenant Rorf

[SoloWingCipher17]

What? He was gonna say weenis.

[JesterUK2]

I fucking love that face at 0:16

[EmiElephant]

i didnt understand a word of that..........

[onemidnightgone]

Weenus! Y'know, the skin of your elbow!

[misterbobEA]

There once was a woman from Venus,

Whose body was shaped like a penis,

Her husband from Mars,

Was shaped like an arse,

But their vagina-shaped son was a genius

[guitarherolegend55]

@misterbobEA by goodness thats brilliant!

[TheLemonGrenade]

@misterbobEA Beautiful

[TheSuperSpadah]

........PENIS! I got it.

[Tian248]

lol applejack is data from startrek awesome

[gabygirl1212]

There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a- CAPTAIN!! Lol is this a real limerick?

[Atvishees]

@gabygirl1212 Now it is..

[IDanonymousID]

there once was a young lady from venus

her body was shaped like a COMMENT REMOVED

[Arzaker]

PROBLEM, TWIGHLIGHT?

[DjMillaz]

I only watch MLP videos to see the comment section and read either bronies say or people ripping them apart. They are both good jokes. Also random posts r hilarious usually

[JATO457]

@DjMillaz you mean like pie?

[programaster]

@DjMillaz Sounds like a plan. By the way, I'm on the B side here.

[RobloxManiac13]

*reads tags* Yardiovich? The hell does Super Mario RPG have to do with this?

[FluckierCow]

anyone notice when applejack faces us she does not have her freckles?

[falconstreaker]

@yesimstuntdude

They're both chickens... Scootaloo in general, Pinkie in costume on Nightmare Night.

[DogPaws360]

I discovered the missing word!!!!!!

[xDroflmao1337]

there once was a man from Nantucket

whose cock was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin wiping cum from his chin, "if my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it!"

[wizard2878]

Rarity as Warf just killed me.

[Bigmak48]

Hahaha Lol AppleJack is Lt. Cmndr Data. That's just so wrong. Make the hillbillie inbread redneck shit-kicker be the android, It just works on so many levels. Oh yeah, And all hail bronydom and all bronies.

[Quigster23]

...What's so bad about being shaped like a weenis?

[Clickykid]

And that's how Equestria was made!

[thatguyoverthere291]

there was a young lady from venus who's body was shaped like a CUPCAKE

[TheKuteBeagle]

Trollestia strikes again.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[ARViuff]

We may never know what the body was shaped like...

[Totema1]

Applejack = Data? This somehow makes sense.

[curtgowdysharkhunter]

@Totema1 pinky pie should have been data neither of them have brains

[yesimstuntdude]

@curtgowdysharkhunter Pinkie has a brain, but it's like Charlie Sheen; it's just way beyond our level of human comprehension.

[TheHeroHartmut]

@yesimstuntdude She's not a genius. She's a chicken.

[yesimstuntdude]

@TheHeroHartmut Nope, that's Scootaloo. You're thinking of Scootaloo. She's the chicken.

[artistwithouttalent]

Shaped like a WHAT? WHAT IS IT?!

[MASTERLINKXLZYX]

@artistwithouttalent I really hope you're being sarcastic...

[artistwithouttalent]

@MASTERLINKXLZYX haha yes. As if someone with an internet connection would take 2 milliseconds to come up with something inappropriate that rhymes with venus.

[TehGate28]

@artistwithouttalent a penis

[mrsoctagoneapus]

Hahahahahahahah I totally thought that was StarTrek for minute xD

[karkovice10]

LOL! This is BRILLIANT! :)

I, of course, own the entire seven seasons of TNG on DVD. If only I can remember the name of this particular episode.

[SolMoon28]

Sounds off, lol. Can't look at the mouth while listeningg

[sonix431]

lol fail