Oh man, it doesn't have my favorite line. The director's name pops up (Tjardus Deidanus or whatever and he says 'That's an anagram for 'Direct to Video.'
I love the line in the beginning that wasn't on here when he's going through all the stuff in the attic and he's like, " Oh I'm glad I don't have any friends, cause then I wouldn't be able to do this!" hahaha
@Sidon35 Wait a minute....can they do that?? Well, I am pretty gullable...lol But I've watched it....I don't even know how many times on Netflix, now. lol
"This is just like when they bury me every week at school...and give me pink belly and hang me from the goalpost and shave my head and magic-marker my wienie and stuff me in my locker."
@Verto9999 I do like all of the nicknames they give the guy in that one. I believe there's a compilation video of it on YouTube somewhere.... But this movie and Hobgoblins are my favorites
"I'd like to know what happened to you."
"I *died*."
Kills me every time. :)
staticradio724 16 hours ago
Thank you
TheWereantellope 4 days ago
The time is 6 4
Guilekick1337 6 days ago
'Wait, it's me!'
'I know!'
'They were calling me.'
'Wow, nobody ever calls me!'
'Did you know him?'
'Know him, he was delicious!'
'Their race once ruled this land. (They ruled this one acre for about a week, nobody knew.)'
'Oh, I don't go map finding-behinding.'
Best quotes ever! Plus I love the 'Canada Song'! Haha.
fullmoon0359 1 week ago
Oh man, it doesn't have my favorite line. The director's name pops up (Tjardus Deidanus or whatever and he says 'That's an anagram for 'Direct to Video.'
mumdangerous 1 week ago
"How about a moose lip omlet?" LOL
bigwhtpony 4 weeks ago
I just got my Zap Rowsdower tee shirt for Christmas! I'm all set! "OOoooooo....I hates rabbits!" ROFL!
bigwhtpony 4 weeks ago
Uhh no...I don't go map-findin-behindin!
kmick101 1 month ago
"And the cops pick up their ZAP ROWSDOWER hotline..."
Spaztar 1 month ago
TEE HEE
blueelectricsmoke 1 month ago
"They're race ruled this land once, they ruled this one acre for about a week no body knew."
XXXJUGHEAD87XXX 1 month ago
"I wont Rowsdower!" hahaha
So many good quotes!
loganhuggins1 1 month ago
ALL HAIL LARRY CZONKA!
JLSOSAII 1 month ago
This is my favorite MST3K episode. I love the scene where they encounter the grizzled old guy in the cabin.
fishman017 1 month ago
haha this is great, thanks alot!
basspromike 2 months ago
"Hooray, the movie's cancelled due to snow."
xxNailFirexx 2 months ago
BOOM! "oh he exploded before they could shoot him" hahaha
mustardgas2 3 months ago
"I was about to sing somethin' from Bone Machine!"
BloodylocksBathory 3 months ago
Everyone's so disappointed because their favorite quotes aren't here. But the whole episode is amazing. 10mins can't get all the jokes.
o5pr3y 3 months ago
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!
Scuddi 3 months ago
No "get on the banana seat bike and give chase"?! :)
superlgn 3 months ago
"Final Sacrifice" is one of my favorite MST3K episode, besides "Squirm".
MsAckAck 3 months ago
Isnt that jimmy Doohans photo on that kids desk at 1:51 ? and mst3k is hilarious thanks
homebuiltindoorplane 3 months ago
Skip to 6:46 for HNNNNNNNNNNGH.
ruphia 3 months ago
You missed my favorite line. "No wonder my dad lost all his money, he invested in lemon mines."
KrillinGoku 3 months ago 2
I YELL FOOOD! EVERYTIME I SAY FOOD.
thecomedymaker 4 months ago
I don't go map finding behinding. Heehee
bereandon 4 months ago
Aw what happened to "We will, we will Rowsdower"?
Warhawk3451 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Someday, I'm going to open my very own Zap Rowsdower fantasy camp.
terminalsoup 4 months ago
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terminalsoup 4 months ago
this is a GREAT episode.
I love the line in the beginning that wasn't on here when he's going through all the stuff in the attic and he's like, " Oh I'm glad I don't have any friends, cause then I wouldn't be able to do this!" hahaha
sasperellaxoxo 4 months ago
@sasperellaxoxo Yeah it was. Around a minute and a half.
Igarappappa 4 months ago
One of the funniest episodes. Wished MST3K was still around to riff the obama speeches..... God, someone needs to.
TexasSheepdawg21 4 months ago
ooooooo i needs an eraser lol
MegaTaylor12345 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"Oh, he's a Pipper! Wouldn't you like to be a-"
"NO!"
stapler942 5 months ago
Also if anyone wants to see more stuff by these guys, check out Rifftrax.com and see them doing this to movies like Twilight.
BigMikeMcBastard 5 months ago
I wonder if there's beer on the sun.
Best MST3k ever.
BigMikeMcBastard 5 months ago
So, Rowsdower, is that a stupid name or...?
LadyMurray 5 months ago
"Damn, he's got a 10-speed!"
nannernanner 5 months ago
"I died."
Irkedmv 6 months ago
It looks like some kind of cult
"Yeah, and they worship blue oysters."
FuzzboxVoodoo94 6 months ago
Aww, you didn't include my favourite bit!
"Rowsdower, can you put out my head?" XD
julianking93 6 months ago 5
I should tell you that I wheeze loudly when I'm scared.
EEEEEEAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH
ChristianU2ubeh 6 months ago
Oh no! I forgot the beer store closes at 8!
ThatGamerDude9000 6 months ago
rowsdower rowsdower. rowsa rowsa dower . bobity bobity rowsdower
michaeldreeves 6 months ago
Canadian villain Garth Vader.
antonio610 6 months ago 3
This is the best MST3K movie, next to Eegah of course.
sophiebear 6 months ago
i made you some trail mix out of rat droppings and hair.
herrD0ktor 7 months ago
"I wonder if there's beer on the sun.."
One of the best MST3K episodes!
characan 7 months ago
I hates legends
lynchard27 7 months ago
Bluugh!
Eeeaaagh!
Leeeuuuaaagghh!
Um...TSSSS!!
WesAtticas 7 months ago
AAAAAHHHH!!!! my drinking arm!
Hot5six4231 7 months ago
"Damn.. He gots a 10 speed."
ttorres89 7 months ago
Zombor is a boss in Chrono Trigger. I'm sure Ms. Kelly would be proud.
Pipper Partners!!
noirakita 7 months ago
Rowsdower, will you put out my head please?
neonchasm 7 months ago
The Best of The Final Sacrifice?
How about the whole movie?
LadyOtacon 7 months ago
Blah! Blah! Bleh! ...Ssssss
Best MST3K moment ever
eere3343 7 months ago
FEWD!
OmarAlQaseer 8 months ago
@OmarAlQaseer MOAR FEWD
ChristianU2ubeh 6 months ago
He comes from a long line of gredainuses.
Best one liner. EVER!!!
JakenJragin 8 months ago
what happened to you??????????
I died :)
KaristaSwiss 8 months ago
I want a 'Rowsdower' red sweater!
snipergirl21 8 months ago
OMG....I have never laughed so hard...BIbbity Bobbity...ROWSDOWER...
BPsGrl 8 months ago
"Uhm...I somehow swallowed the knife."
RudeCorpse 8 months ago
"Know him!? He was delicious!!!"
Oh, shoot... My appendix exploded from laughing so hard...
Haxcz 8 months ago
What about: "Dear Counselor Troi, I waited at Denny's, but you didn't meet me." and "Dear Agent Scully, did not appreciate your lawyer's tone."
Str0ngbow 8 months ago
My favorite line is "Get back here syrup rustler!"
Blumeanie876 8 months ago
My Favorite lines are "Can i Drink Him? No..." and "OOOO What is that? Give me that varmint!"
ThePlaceCannel 9 months ago
I wish you kept in the Larry Czonka lines!
Moflo 9 months ago
"Final Sacrifice" is my favorite MST3K episode.
"ROWSDOWER!"
nightsongs1970 9 months ago 25
@nightsongs1970 me too man, I Iove this one.
fishman017 1 month ago
@nightsongs1970 I think most people would agree. LOL Classic MST3K
XXXJUGHEAD87XXX 1 month ago
Devil, living room, den, family room... nother devil!
MichRockHop81108 9 months ago 2
I laughed through the whole thing. amazing
Confidanza 9 months ago
The whole struggling to lift stuff grunts are fucking hilarious!
ninjast4r 9 months ago
damn you pee-wee!!!
spaceyourface420 9 months ago
Okay 1 more sacrifice before we go?
Alright fine, but this is the final sacrifice.
xD Favorite line of all time.
Iceechibi 9 months ago 2
OOOH what is that? Give me that Varmint!
ThePlaceCannel 9 months ago
im losing track of the crappy vehicles here...lol
sexyglexy 9 months ago
thats an illegal use of a silent constanent..lol
sexyglexy 9 months ago
lol "Garth" Vader
NoelDantes 9 months ago
tube search "Oh Canada I must Festoon. MST3K Tribute " to see the canada song skit from this episode.
TheKookyKareoke 10 months ago
"I somehow swallowed the knife..." =))
McQuackor 10 months ago
"Hi, can I get the number for Mike Pipper?"
"No!"
crotchshot101 10 months ago
"I should tell you I wheeze loudly when I'm scared.... WHHHEEE!!!"
SuperAvies 10 months ago 3
Although all the SOL comments are gold, this episode is the best due to the performance of Bill Corbett
brianwayland 10 months ago
so rousdower is that a stupid name?
MichRockHop81108 10 months ago
@3:36, you know that describes the current Canadian prime minister pretty well now that I think aboot it.
iancredible 10 months ago
lmao "know him? he was delicious!"
partisan49 11 months ago
Hmm... Can I drink him? No...
Jrinu 11 months ago
Larry Zonka!
flounder02rko 11 months ago
KNow him! He was delicious!!
Mrsemme 11 months ago
@Mrsemme That line had me in tears the first time I heard it.
ss5ringo 10 months ago
@daliwndrland I got it for him of zazzle.com. Just search "MST3K shirt".
AllieMcKeen 11 months ago
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AllieMcKeen 11 months ago
Rowsdowermobile AWAY!!!
AllieMcKeen 11 months ago
My favs that you missed: "Hey that's where Geddy Lee was born." and the We will rock you Rowsdower song.
eyelikeblitzin 11 months ago
Yeah, tell it to my acid-washed jeans, kid!
eukodol 11 months ago
I wheeze loudly when I'm scared....
hunterofall 11 months ago
Mammy!
DavidRoolz 1 year ago
RAAGH!...BLAAAGH!..UUURRGH!....erm, ssssssss!
femoman 1 year ago 3
I looooooove this.
Garyinzion 1 year ago
Seven years after the credits? haha
sexyglexy 1 year ago
greatest episode ever! we watched this sooo many times on netflix...they banned us from watching it lol
Sidon35 1 year ago 2
@Sidon35 Wait a minute....can they do that?? Well, I am pretty gullable...lol But I've watched it....I don't even know how many times on Netflix, now. lol
anemicroyaltea69 1 year ago
I love this show...
HeepHater1222 1 year ago
Know him?! He was delicious!!
Shigeru11298 1 year ago 22
The best thing that came out of Canada? Wolverine.
RedDragonM1 1 year ago
Awww you skipped one of my favorite parts. After they chainsaw the door off Crow says, 'Can I interest you in a replacement door?' LMFAO!!!
You did good though. A lot of the best riffs are in this Best of vid.
wwwcoginkcom 1 year ago
"I dont care if i am too old for it, Im getting my batman pajamas out!"
BluberryMuffin652 1 year ago
My drinking arm's healed!
bloodguzzler 1 year ago
This has the bacony stink of Canada all over it.
Feckinpaddy29 1 year ago
He comes from a long line of Greidanuses.
Feckinpaddy29 1 year ago 2
Garth Vader is the person who disliked this.
CalebNelson64 1 year ago
rowsdower?
kefkaex 1 year ago
pipper sounds like dr.teeth
vampirehunterme 1 year ago 2
Oh great the score is skipping!
It's OPEN!
Shoot I'm in Canada...
I don't go map-finding-behinding!
LOL
PyrozPlayground 1 year ago
let me die first, then ill tell you!
TyrantHunTer15 1 year ago
I hate being that guy who just throws out a quote from the video, but the super deep "teehee teehee" will forever be my favorite riff.
ibelieveihadahat 1 year ago 3
Oh I don't go map findin' behindin'
mulrooney31 1 year ago
I recently saw a guy in the mall wearing a shirt that said "ROWSDOWER" in big yellow letters.
I gave him a high five.
FlippinBooks 1 year ago 83
@FlippinBooks That is AWESOME!!!!!!!!
aliciafiorentino 1 year ago 2
@aliciafiorentino MST3K ers unite!
osirisdan3000 1 year ago
@FlippinBooks My husband has that shirt!!
AllieMcKeen 11 months ago 2
@AllieMcKeen Where did he get it?!
daliwndrland 11 months ago
@FlippinBooks Isn't it a great feeling every time you come across a fellow MSTie?!
giuseppi77 8 months ago
Canadian.... Mannox!
pmoney200 1 year ago
7 years later...
pmoney200 1 year ago
6:42-6:49
funniest moment ever
me and my friends died when we first saw this
mer7389 1 year ago
@mer7389 hahaha... when I your comment I thought you might be one of MY friends.... because we did the same thing.... it totally is the best part.
Garyinzion 1 year ago
@Garyinzion hahaha awesome yeah every time we talk about it we do the "ehhh!" to each other, it's just so ridiculously brilliant
mer7389 1 year ago
Srtoris disliked the video.
Equilibrium2037 1 year ago
@Equilibrium2037 I don't know anyone else who would dislike it lol
aliciafiorentino 1 year ago
"I think my voice changed over night."
LoL Oh, the implications.
MutantLitherKhan 1 year ago
"This is just like when they bury me every week at school...and give me pink belly and hang me from the goalpost and shave my head and magic-marker my wienie and stuff me in my locker."
Anyone else here ever laugh so hard you choke?
ninjawraith17 1 year ago 3
I have pretty much this whole movie memorized. As do my friends.
God bless MST3K
illusions142 1 year ago
Zapp ACTIONsdower! This needs to be a show. Now, dammit! Now!
ninjast4r 1 year ago
why were the retarded host sections in this
Bayview05 1 year ago
@Bayview05 Because I find Canada jokes funny, and it's my video :P
aliciafiorentino 1 year ago
"Umm, i accidentally cut both of my wrists."
Adu767 1 year ago 4
I Died...lol..
garryOBJ 1 year ago 8
I think the movies going real well... haha nyeah....
Bayview05 1 year ago
8:08 is my favorite "Rowsdower" of the movie.
MutantLitherKhan 1 year ago
ROWSDOWER: Go to hell!
CROW: Or at least Edmondton!
MrAlienscribe 1 year ago 5
This episode is now available streaming from netflix. Just thought I'd throw that out there for ya guys to add to your queues.
AkimboJoe 1 year ago 2
@AkimboJoe They actually have quite a few on Netflix :)
aliciafiorentino 1 year ago
"Umm... I cut both my wrists....."
TheMrRagnarock 1 year ago
@TheMrRagnarock "I somehow swallowed the knife"
aliciafiorentino 1 year ago
"The bacony stink of Canada ..."
I gotta remember that line!
bobbyandbeans 1 year ago 4
This is one of the funniest episodes...
garryOBJ 1 year ago
No wonder Dad lost all his money, he invested in Lemon Mines!
Dragonrose36 1 year ago 2
FEWD!
More FEWD!
We were eating your FEWD!
BlueEyes7452 1 year ago
One of my all time favorite episodes!!!! But no, "you know it's spring when the executioners start getting in." =DDD
moodysoup 1 year ago 3
That one person who clicked dislike on this video needs to be set on fire :o "What happened to you" "I died." xD
ScaryCareBear 1 year ago 2
@ScaryCareBear They just don't know what's funny :)
aliciafiorentino 1 year ago
I am ZOMBOR! Kelly! ZOMBOR!
AbbeyandOlivia 1 year ago 18
@AbbeyandOlivia
"Zombor" is that Slavic or 5th moon of Saturn?
ninjawraith17 10 months ago
The whole thing is one giant best-of.
"Sounds like video poker music."
"They're from Saskatchewan!"
rsj206 1 year ago 3
ROWSDOWER!!!!
darkfanggirla1 1 year ago 2
best episode ever
ahunkofspam 1 year ago
@ahunkofspam Im torn I think Space Mutiny might beat this one
Verto9999 1 year ago
@Verto9999 never saw that one
ahunkofspam 1 year ago
@ahunkofspam Check out some of the best of for space mutiny, the whole movie riffs are awesome
Verto9999 1 year ago 2
@Verto9999 ok! thanks for the info!
ahunkofspam 1 year ago
@Verto9999 I do like all of the nicknames they give the guy in that one. I believe there's a compilation video of it on YouTube somewhere.... But this movie and Hobgoblins are my favorites
aliciafiorentino 1 year ago
"And the cops pick up their Zap Rowsdower hotline!"
GusF 1 year ago
great vid but where's the rowsdower song?
bearthepoet26 1 year ago
Zap Actionsdower!!
jcReno19 1 year ago
Some one made best of pipper, friggin hilarious, I cant post link but search for it
Verto9999 1 year ago
The pipper part is just priceless, I cant stop laughing.
Verto9999 1 year ago
they dont like rush?
bQQm132 1 year ago
This is one of my favorite episodes! Great compilation!
lessthanzero77 1 year ago
@lessthanzero77 I'm glad you like it :)
aliciafiorentino 1 year ago
there are too many good lines to condense down to 10 minutes...this is my favorite mst3k episode
thechadexperience 1 year ago 3
@thechadexperience I agree... But I had to try!
aliciafiorentino 1 year ago
Troy: Did you know him
Hermit : Know him he was delicious lmao
MegaTaylor12345 1 year ago
Happy Canada Day!
Korolev61 1 year ago
Damn. He's got a ten speed!
dirty96imp 1 year ago
We're eating your FOOOOOODDD
Xeivous 1 year ago
"Canadian . . . Mannix!"
Aijalon2520 1 year ago
5:50 They crashed "I'm sooo relaxed!"
mistacramer 1 year ago
The scene from 6:44 to 6:50 is too funny. LOL
holymight27 1 year ago
"Can I drink him? No..." Awesome compilation.
xmwolverinexm 1 year ago