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  • She's such a bitch.

  • 4:18 She lists those books like they're some sort of achievement that we're all supposed to be impressed by

    One day, she's going to look back on these videos that she made and realize how much she made herself look foolish

  • Thanks for the amazing video! Made me laugh my ass off, the way you responded to her, but I agree with everything you're saying.

  • Lol spoilersh spoilersh spoilersh spoilersh... Dumbledore dies.

  • Amazingly BAD ooh I went there sssssssXD... I am not part of a balanced diet plz do not eat me

  • I will crush ur head like canXD... Watch out guys we'd better do wat she says she's got a fingerXD... I like u... Renes-tard is a better name than renesmeeXD...this is funnyXD

  • Ur funnyXD...

  • you are so awesome

  • I was going to make a response to this video, and then I found this. <3 You are a beautiful person and I applaud and salute you, sir.

  • stop on 2:17 has she had a makeover?!

  • AGREED BROTHER!! THE HERETIC MUST DIE!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!

  • I can't get how shes sooo worked up about this crap. Shes not our mom. Thats her opinion not OURS. obviously she doesn't realize shes not hot... theres no way shes changing our minds.

  • You are majestic, sir.

  • HAHA this is actually a good video

  • It's pretty shameful of you to make such obvious jokes and go after the easy targets but whats even more shameful is the amount of people that like this video. Not mankind's finest hour.

  • i read the cictionaray and enjoyed it

  • You're awesome. I just needed to say that.

  • i lol'd.

  • LMAO

  • She wants one? I found out how that...THING was born and what it did to Bella, I hate Bella but still...WHAT THE FUCK?! Broken pelvis ribs and spine just to give birth to a Mary Sue that oyu'll pawn off to the pedophilic werewolf-poodle who used to lust after you?! If I read the book at that part, I would've thrown the book across the room as if it had burned me.

  • "I CRUSH YOUR HEAD LIKE CAN!" Also you love Pratchett as well, my fave title from TPratchett is Guards, Guards! :-D

  • OH MY GOD, once you said, "I am not part of a balanced diet. Please do not eat me."

    I started laughing so loudly that my brother had to tell me to shut the fuck up. XD

  • Twilight = Glorified Fan Fiction... best lesson I have ever learned from Youtube...

  • I always mime along to your "Amazingly bad... oh I went there. Tssssss". Is that a bad thing?

  • @nillyvanilla3 Na, its just me taking over your mind, no worries :P

  • Well that wasn't very nice.

    I don't believe she would want to eat you, you're very bitter, and cannabalism is not legal in most parts of the world.

  • @HomestarYoshi Thats sorta the point :P

  • @HomestarYoshi Are you trolling or are you fucking serious? You don't get incredibly black humor, do you?

  • @HamadaTenchu Well, to be fair, fat jokes aren't the nicest thing in the world.

  • @HomestarYoshi I don't think these were that bad at all. Anyways, better than just saying "omg ur so fat, go on a diet". Expressing it through sarcasm is always way moore satisfying.

  • I just realised...

    Amulet of Samarkand! I fucking love that book!

  • who would have thought that Rush Limbaw's sister was smart enough to read

  • lol she has to lose wait and he is 100% correct

  • @Solezamael

    FUCK YEAH BERNARD CORNWELL!!!

  • @GhostMWriter

    Lol, same. :(

  • your remind me of Jon richardson which is awesome because he's great 

  • Haha ownnned with that montage!

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  • Carrot is the king of Ankh-Morpok.

  • "Amazingly bad, oh I went there. *sizzle* Immediate thumbs up for that one.

  • I wanted it burned too

  • Haha. I had never seen the original video but now I certainly don't want to.

  • totally agree dude

  • She is as fat as she is stupid. Godd god, it looks like Frankenstein's Monster ate Rosie Odonnel

  • I think I'm in love you, Creator of this AMAZING video. XD I was waiting for someone to challenge this nut's warped logic. Lol, you sir, are amazing. "Dumbledore dies. The cake is a lie." and "no u" had me laughing so hard! :D And keyboard cat was just the cherry on the top! Good show, good show. :3

  • I don't think she wanted to crush heads I think that she thought she had a cheeseburger in her hands...then she noticed she zoned out into a land of FOOOoOoOoOOoOoOoD o.o

  • Everything he said. . .that.

    Twilight is literary vomit. Its worse than most fan fictions that I've read.

  • "I'm shaking my head for dramatic purposes."

    Hilarious XD

  • Notice how she doesn't say anything as to WHY she thinks it's a great book? I agree with you, by the way. Twilight is horrible. Breaking Dawn was a mess. I could go on but this comment box only allows for 500 characters, lol.

  • @Zades158

    The whole series was a mess. What's worse is that people like Nuttymadam are the majority of Twilight fans...incapable of accepting the fact that there are people that do not like what they like, and are incapable of reading any other book series because they've branded into their skulls that Twilight is an "UMAZZZING BOOK!" and is the only existing book and/or books...pathetic

  • @karik333 I know right? Twilight really is a glorified fanfiction, it really is. I know this video was a couple years old but I so agree with you. Meyer is not a genius, she is a twit, if you've ever read or watched interviews with her you'll see that she does not read her own books..... >.<

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  • Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Entire Series, Mostly Harmless might be the best), Going Bovine, Jurassic Park, Lord of the Flies, Atlas Shrugged; Good Books. Great Plots, Great Characters, Great Stories.

    Twilight; A Mold for every single hormonal girl to fit in so that they can feel like they can have a perfect guy who is perfect in everyway with a perfect body and perfect soul, and therefore is entirely unappealing for any non-female demographic.

    You agree Solazemael?

  • @sinclair1999007 Yeah, that sounds about right to me, its the literary equivalent of a dating simulator

    Incidentally, Hitchhiker's is my favorite series of books, I've never read Mostly Harmless though, haven't been able to find it D:

  • @Solezamael How about Redwall, Hank Zipzer, The Hardy Boys and of course Harry Potter? Even books from my grade school like Horrible Harry, The Boxcar Children and Bailey School Kids are great reads!

    I haven't read twilight to be honest but after seeing the movie in 2009, I didn't feel like picking up any of the novels. From what I heard, that's one of the best things I ever did.

  • @sinclair1999007 That's so true. Douglas Adams was an incredible mastermind of litterature and humor. Well, Stephenie Mayer, a coffee-stain over all vampire horror-themed work.

  • LOL I was like nearly wetting myself. Also, I am reading Bram stoker;s right now XD

  • One of the ugliest people I've ever seen in my fucking life = nuttymadam

  • "Thar she blows!" Lol! Your commentaries are awesome!

  • YES.

  • Best vampire movie Interview with the vampire

  • Watching shittymadam's videos make me want to run 100 miles a day so that I may never look like him (nuttymadam).

  • dude so far i agree with every video i've seen including this one. fuck shitlight. i wished all the books could be burned. this bitch has an iq of 0 and i like the cat at the end playing the piano. lmfao.

  • She looks like SHERK :D

  • @twilighthatersuck No thanks I'm good

  • @twilighthatersuck

    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOD!!!

  • @twilighthatersuck

    you messed up your username, you accidentally put"hater" in the middle and no "s" at the end.

    It's okay, we all make mistakes

  • @twilighthatersuck You are pretty crazy

  • @twilighthatersuck I don't necessarily hate Twilight myself because I've never seen Twilight, I just hate the crazed fans that can't accept the fact that other people have their own opinions. And then you judge other people for returning that behavior to you? Hypocritical much?

  • You had me at "Thar she blows."

  • Marry me?

  • Oh my gosh. This just made my day. You are hilarious! Basically you said everything I've been thinking since I decided to abuse my brain cells and read Twilight to see if it was as good/bad as people were saying it was. You're very clever and sarcastic, and this was entertaining to watch. Thanks! 8D

  • she's obviously british. just look at her teeth

  • WTF did I just watch??? 

  • That fat bitch is so disapointed that her donut shop ran out of jelly filled donuts. If she wants to read a good book she should read something like shogun, tolkien, robert jordan, dracula, frankenstein, moby dick, any of the great classics. Twilight bullshit is books for emo fags and fat bitches with no life!

  • "dying to wait for something that's good"? That's ONE YEAR we are still waiting for Portal 2 which from then would be FOUR years

  • Fucking. Hilarious.

  • renestard? XD what about edweird?

  • funny. funny.

    you have a sexy accent ;)

  • @nillagrl2k1 ikr

  • "I am not apart of a balanced diet. Please do not eat me." :D

  • This video is AWESOME. And hell yeah- the Amulet of Samarkand is SO much better than anything Meyer churns out.

  • You, my good sir, are much agreed with.

  • Soleza, you're brilliant. Thanks for having a brain. A witty one at that.

  • EPIC WIN!!!

  • Thar she blows !!! XD

  • On 0:33 you look like Edward from Twilight shit

    No idea why

  • @sc0miki I can actually see what you mean and I must now go and carve my face off.

  • @Solezamael Then again, I think the best form of hellish punishment for Twilight fans would be for Edward Cullen to be real, but for him to absolutely hate them and sit there and insult them constantly. Kind of like the actor himself subtly does. Except... uh... not subtle. >_>

  • @sc0miki Only difference is he's a healthier color, and may I say better looking.

  • iM a vAmpIre xD

  • Hey, um, Solezamael? I kind of love you. You are awesome.

    "I wanted it to be burnt. Does that count?"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA

    Thank you for making youtube suck less. Oh, and please continue using your large variety of fake accents, as they are amazing and make me laugh and then want to hug you. Power to the sarcastic assholes!

    Also, I apologize for my terrible name. I thought of it when I was eleven, okay?

  • @mIsSmAtChEdsocks42 Fake accents ftw! Its actually gotten to the point where I start dropping into accents automatically ._. Its really awkward when you're talking to your parents and you realise you dropped into camp voice or using my evil german man accent in Berlin D;

    And I feel your pain, my MSN name still makes me cringe xP

  • Hi, I love you. This made me happy. You kind of remind me of Snape. I loved the horrible fanfiction reference. And the Harry Potter references. I also loved the spoilers that you mentioned. I completely agree with all the books you said were good. Oh wow. You're just bloody brilliant to sum it up.

  • @CFAithsweetie Just so you know, my display picture on MSN is now of Snape :'D

  • @Solezamael That makes me happy (: Just the way you talk... And your hair. If only you had a long nose.

  • You're so epic. Nuff' said.

  • perfect!

  • I agree. Even a year later after this video was posted, it still makes me RAGE.

  • any other author can eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better book than Twilight lol am I right?

  • you make good videos man..... i like the one of the gay justin bieber fan ^.^

  • Twilight sucks, but this video is epic.

  • You sir, are genious ^^

  • 8:07 ahahahaha good one!

  • You are so awesome. Can I give you an internet-hug?

  • @RenegadeTimeLady Yes, yes you may ^.^

  • @Solezamael Hooray! *internet hug*

  • I love you. You make me giggle. Like Stephenie Meyer's pathetic attempts to justify her logic fails with pseudo-science.

  • Marry me?

  • what is the "there is a time when all true believers must take up arms for the faith" what is that actually from? I recognise it

  • Musical montage, pure brilliance. Seriously. 

  • What are the three books you hold up? I am suddenly interested in reading them. Also what genre do they belong to?

  • You are awesome, have a brofist!

  • You sir are amazing.

    This is my favourite Anti-Twilight video.

    I love your logic, too haha.

  • Oi, you made my day.

  • O lawd did you just earn yourself a subscription?

    I think you did,

  • How long did it take you to plan out what you were going to say? They were very well put together.

  • @MiRyRE I think for this video I just did it on a spur of the moment, so everything's thought up on the fly

  • oh and did you get in trouble for copyright?

  • Amazingly bad. Oh I went there*sizzle*. That made me rofl. You are so funny but I'm just curoius; how did you get the clips from her to stop and start in different places?

    Thank you:3

  • seriously dude, you are GOD! you are a testament to all that apose the sparkly rock fairies! take me! take me har! let us rendevous in azkaban, releasing the prisoners to bring death and destruction as they please, u sexysexy beast! let us pray that someday someone comes with that harpoon to blow that fatty out of the water so her horrible whinning may cease, and we can live happily in my moms basement! <3

  • Brilliant, man! Absolutely brilliant!

    If I could hug you, I would.

  • yea, i LOVE you,

    okay, ima gonna marry you.

    also, what books did you show there?

  • i love you

  • Dude...you are AWESOME.

    Told that bitch like it is.

  • 9:16 Andre the Giant? D:

  • Oh my god you are a wonderful man! This is very funny. =D

    

  • The best video I've seen in ages. You. Are. Awesome.

  • Dumbledore Dies.

  • YOU ROCK!

  • haha. helping have sex.

  • I personally, love the Twilight Saga, but I was disappointed with Breaking Dawn. A group of evil vampires don't turn up to a battle and basically say 'Oh sorry, we got it wrong, bye now'. No climax. I loved this video, your commentary, and your sense of humor. 'Thar She Blows'. LOL. Seriously, you are wicked. I still haven't manaaged to get my head around the sparkling thing...

  • Thar she blows!

  • Boomer!

  • @spartan17696 Is it bad that I can do a really really good Boomer impression? :3

  • You, sir, are pure fucking win.

  • @Extra365

    That he is, and Twilight, Stehpanie Meyer and Crazywoman are not.

  • @LoveMyNumber9712 if he never pasted this message on how do you know he read it, and if he was killed in the dead of night or whatever how the hell did anyone know it was the chain mail girl who killed her ?

  • God, Breaking Dawn was so shit, i'm an ex-twitard and in deep shame because of it. When i read Breaking Dawn it was like something woke up in my brain and i said to myself "wait, this is shit" i went back to the other books thinking "at least these are good" - i was soon disillusioned and realized how crap they all where.

  • This is So freaking funny!!!! OH MY GOD EMO TWILIGHT FREAK! HAHA

  • omg this was the greatest thing ever. i absolutely hate twilight and everything it stands for. this twit has seriously lost her marbles. i looooved ur commentary. the montage was great and the star wars reference had me burst out laughing. this was fab. kudos!

  • Well said dude!

  • Wow, the first few comments i read are people saying 'Will you marry me?', lol. Calm down there killa it was funny but not hilarious to the point of praising??

  • i think we need more examples lol

  • So you hate Twilight and watch Half Life Full Life Consequences..Will you marry me?

  • Dude, well done.

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  • I like the description, I agree.

  • ahahahahaaaaaaa XD I love you

  • we all hate youtube now don't we?

  • You are amazing. I can't stand this woman. :)

    And also your accent is super cute, ngl. It definitely adds to the awesomeness of the commentary.

  • You made some good points and the way you expressed them was pretty entertaining. I feel bad for Nutty.

  • i about died when the musical montage started. meyer could write a 'book' about explosive diarrhea and nutty madam would prolly drool all over it. i've read the whole twilight saga and breaking dawn made me barf. i don't hate twilight, but i don't love it either, but the insane fandom and hype over the story [i can't even call it literature] ruins it. while there's no depth or anything to the whole series, the books do draw you in. :'[ fuck you, meyer. i don't have enough space to rant.

  • what's with the annotations when you talk

  • @SlientChaos I have a tendancy to mumble and slur my words on occasion so I add subtitles so people know what I'm saying. I used the annotations before I discovered how to add captions

  • @Solezamael *imitating darth vader* ah...i see

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  • @Solezamael i see

    btw i meant to say TEH annotations XP

  • You're hilarious. You should watch my video. I hit on some of the same points.

  • you sir win.

  • I laughed my arse off at some of your comments and love the choice of Cole Porter...Although sometimes you came across as arrogant...But nevertheless, you have a very nice voice and I think I might join the marriage que.

  • @KittyLaBamBam

    I get what you mean. Watching this again, there are a few bits I would have done differently, like when I'm showing the books I consider good. I suppose arrogant is okay so long as I'm still making people laugh, thats my aim after all x3

  • @Solezamael Hm, yeh, particularly that part; it begs the question "what constitutes a good book?" Whether the series are actually any good or not (which I have no doubt they aren't and have no desire to find out), debating over it is futile as it is, after all, subjective. What IS a slight issue is her posting numerous (bizarre and sometimes disturbing) videos in which she abuses others if they don't like hyped-up trashy novels.

  • @Solezamael ....Then again, even debating this whole deal is questionable; shes just some egocentric, weird person who is receiving a lot of attention, and I am bored enough to watch, laugh and post comments on her. Nothing will change the fact that Stephanie whats-her-face is raking in for what can be considered as an insult to struggling writers; and teenage girls everywhere have something new to masturbate over. And so the world continues to turn, and injustices continue to occur.

  • @Solezamael ...But 10 points for the healthy diet quip and for being the first anti-Twillight video to feature a musical montage! And you *do* have a very nice voice.

  • Is it that hard for people to consider that Twilight, to those who love it, is, although not necessarily a literary masterpiece, is a "good book?" If the book entertains its reader, and pulls those teenagers into the obsessive world that has been created and surrounds Twilight, what is the problem?

  • @geeplzz

    I really just dislike the level of hype it gets from diehard fans. I have no problem with a book drawing people into it to that level; hell, thats what fiction *should* do, but its when that 'obsessive world that has been created and surrounds Twilight' projects itself into the real world, it gets aggravating. Take all this other media, from books to films, using the Twilight phenomenon to get more sales, or Robert Pattison being cast as anything just because then Twifans will watch.

  • @geeplzz "pulls teenagers into the obsessive world that has been created...what is the problem?" ...That is EXACTLY the problem.