Dead Space: Armstrong Achievement Guide and Gameplay footage

[baconman789]

the meat is alive!!0:34

[DollieMattVerburg]

you are awsome

[epicclan1989]

the old dashboard <3

[outernettboy]

can u do it on the same thing 50 times and get the achievment?? someone know?

[QuantilAlex]

BOX OF CEREAL

[ThePlazaHotel1]

hurray an achievement i can get X), lol but i'm farther that this so i'll have to just throw things around if i get stuck and take out my frustration

[liaaam1]

yyyyaaaayyyy Geoff

[MetallicA2010Live]

LOL 1:27-1:43

[luigislam]

the lady does not have a crotch but that was funny though

[nido16100]

@luigislam The crotch is actually the area where it is, for guys and girls.

[AtoliHydra]

*shoots lady in the crutch* lol god have some respect for the dead manXD

[Asmo123456789101]

@AtoliHydra there is no respect for the dead in this game.its eaither leave the bodys alone or dismember them so you dont have to do it later.

[AtoliHydra]

@Asmo123456789101 it was a joke lol I stomp dead bodies too for pickupsXD

[MwKVortex]

@Asmo123456789101 lol most video games don't. Welcome to life my friend.

[private400]

note to self : dont leave geoff alone with drunk passed out girls .

[TheColdHotdog]

My penis always shrinks when i play this game

[EZL80]

The guy who commented under this comment fails. He replied to a year old comment.

[albusfr]

easier way to do this is to just kinesis every crate you come across. that way you dont waste like 15 mins just kinesising random stuff

[TJD248]

when you fast forwarded it, it scared the life out of me :P

[Snipesor101]

@TJD248 me to

[emilafla]

im not getting this because ill do wrestling were its light and nothing can scare me to death =)

[4232267]

That meat is actually a dismembered body of her boyfriend or husband I believe

[twinz3]

is this game worth buying?

[jasonmichaelfan]

@twinz3 is air worth breathing

[8DaSmOrE]

@twinz3 yeah this game is absolutely amazing. like 9.5 out of 10

[OZZYRULES200]

@twinz3 i got it last week and jumped once or twice but it's not as scary as i thought it would be. But i did watch these vids before i played it so i kinda ruined it for myself.

[reconmeee]

can u play it a third time after u beat it again

[reconmeee]

wen u finish dead space can u replay it a second it with all your upgraded stuff from the last game or wat ??????

[AndrewAAz]

@reconmeee yea you can as long as you load the save where you beat it.

[TheDarkRingmaster]

@reconmeee

yes u can u can also get a new and final suit

[tailsdevil1]

omg she is hurt and she went to sleep sucide hmm....... can she fly?????

[NorwegianAppletard]

Rachel Footstrong from home and agay (Y)

[MyHaloreach117]

i love Dead space

[Geistmeister6]

who needs Jack?

[Adammac93]

Uh Geoff? What kind of cereal are you eating where they give away helicopters as prizes? I'd like to know

[jayparrish1]

LOL, "Blind lady strokes meat" good title for a really fucked up porno...

[CrazyGamerChris9]

@chaobreeder20 

[BLOODTY]

you wouldnt take her to the sick bay....if u ever saw the sick bay....eeek

[doomglobe34]

i did also put her in the train once but when i cum back in the end sh was gone:(

[vaughnpetit15]

lol 2:27

[Majorsnake197]

isacc whants her to stroke his meat.LOL

[xXCyberCuu3kieXx]

hah those human trash bags loooks first like a tail or something XD

[Bergurz]

@xXCyberCuu3kieXx they look like the hive minds 1 of many penisis... not a tail

[MadamKouassi]

"Make him do a little dance, duh duh duh duh... Actually, I won't do that cause that's kinda gross.." LMFAO xD

Geoff You are epic :')

[Adana180109]

Does this game use Euphoria?

[cmbdragon666]

Ohh, I'm so sorry, did I shoot you in the crotch? Here, let me hit you against the wall now! Ok, now you stay in this microwaved train that's probably hot and will evaperate you, and you will stay here for 7 hours! :D real nice! XD

[jensbolle]

lawl take you to the sick bay level 2 is that sick bay

[BULLSHIT1173]

bizzare . . . .

[MrPorp]

Probably better off dead.... blind, dissorientated, not really any hope of survival....she was dead anyway!

[DE1VOLK1]

1:38 LONELY WOMAN=))

[smiffy992]

a sore kinesis hand lol

[StackLoc5O5]

"umm i dont see a trash can around here so ill just shoot it in the next best thing the tramline there" haha classic

[4thegamer1]

3 letters LOL

[Hipopapotomous]

Dance meat dance :D

[GamerzUtube]

geoff is hilarious

[kuratomi9091]

I LVOE YOU gEOff lets have sex!!!!

[CrazyAbdulOida]

luv this is

[Micckef]

Hilarious!! :D

[123JRR456]

lol

[Gurkenexpert]

too funny xD

[DivineBanana]

lol this guy is funny

[BL4Z30526]

LOLOLOLOL 2:29 for like a straight five seconds, just nonstop kinesis on those boxes, looking retarded

[michelle13579123]

Lul ya XD

[southernclassik]

why did you shoot her fat space pussy?

[napz562]

can you do this on any level?

[123JRR456]

@napz562 yea dood just use kiness 50 times

[900boxes]

BEST COMMENTATOR ON YOUTUBE!!!!

[LiangHuBBB]

Agreed.

[SuperXero100]

ur necrobeastalty (lol)

[cherngbutter]

Definitely one of my favorite achievement videos.

[MrJose9783]

lol freakin funny

[GamingNeon]

Lol, his commentary is the best on Youtube. XD

[crzycrzy14]

haha you play with dead bodies lmao

[TheGuardianOfHalo]

everytime i play this game i shit my pants

[44punkrock44]

itz not that scary pussy..

[LiptoGyn12]

Great Video!

[RAZZD4]

lol

[Dominionmaster1]

lol always good to make an info vid funny.

[HideyoshiX12]

Haha! Love your accent!

[IJustAteYouAliveLOL]

@HideyoshiX12 Geoff has an accent?

[moey320]

Pile of meat lol

[matoy77]

Why watch video's and make comments like that. If you dont like the video, move on to another. Good vid, easy achievement. 5/5

[howardcarterkiller]

But it just rolled over..

[X1SlothX1]

lol, not that hard of an achievement but i just had to watch it cause Geoff is fucking hilarious lol.

[DreadMauler]

i am so sorrry ma'am:D

[KILEJUAN]

Dead space is a Masterpiece

[Falloutboy0124]

you should get paid for this because your commentary is SOOOOOOOOOO funny

[Chiz1992]

@KILEJUAN yo mama is a masterpiece

[CoolChiz101]

@KILEJUAN and DS2 duh.

[dannyflynn20]

awesome accent

[oohyah7]

lol im srry i didnt know my left trigger did that!!!!ROFL

[KAIRUUUUUUU]

rofl i hate killing zombie aleins in a dirty spaceship XD

[TurocKValentin]

that work on pc version too?

[eatbeavers]

a box of cereals or a helicoppter xD

[SPOON14821]

Not much point in standing there shooting it again and again..You could just play the game and it will unlock soon enough..I unlocked just before I finished the 2nd chapter

[superpalooza]

u shot her in the crotch

[badtodabone23]

no ur not a necromorph if u where ud look like u where on steroids

[ArianRohani]

Esomorph, ectomorph all that is bullshit...

[ComaradComisar]

lol

[heavymentos]

HAHAHA u did make a fairly horrific game seem like a comedy

[numa4life]

he is geoff how can he not XD

[cownerd1]

funny lol

[migmob27]

Haha

[tymek93]

crab style

[Fumfig]

She'll probabally start stroking the vampire creature in the medic deck!

[aghefrvsjdkd01]

making the scariest games seem hilarious well done

[mth31216]

im gonna take this guy for a little dance now cuz im so excited about my new achievment "dadadaaa" ok ill shoot him away now cuz thats actually kinda gross :D

[MessFamily]

.. I died laughing.

[mth31216]

so are you a necromorph too!?!?!?!?

[HaloNerd432]

Lol body/trash bag.

[BlargBlargBlargman]

Funny shit

[CheesyFeet22]

Geoff you are so funny

[Beshir111]

Goddamn Geoff is so funny. We all love you Geoff except for the homophobes who wont admit it

[Aidoneus1]

hey i'm a homophobe and I admit that I really, REALLY ..... think that Geoff is awesome and hilarious!

[Beshir111]

Good for you!

[nirvanaISfreedom]

if ur a homophobe than u suck! :D

[Cadumanz]

Geoff is hilarious

[ninjagaidenfreak08]

whats the achivement for???

[WhIpLaSh014]

Throw 50 objects with Kinesis.

[DalleKanelius]

what is he blocking out at 2.54? hmmm

[RussianAndre]

wht level is this?? email me this if u know

[cheesemuffin778]

2.0

[SubZer0FTW]

I hate games that have AMAZING gameplay,

but hard as hell achievements.

Its like dating a hot girl with a bad laugh.

[Kozomito]

Family Guy reference!

[95ryanman]

ive got 42 achievments on it

[R3c0Nzi13]

I swear to God, when Sammy(my best friend, I call him Sammy to piss him off)saw the lady and the piece of meat(aka dead husband), he started fuckin' crying. I had to pause the game and give him a good slap in the face to remind him that he's not in the game himself(he does that sometimes with creepy games: Cries because he thinks he's actually there).

[DemonMilkshake]

yeah sure we believe you

[R3c0Nzi13]

Meh. I don't care either way.

[metalmonkey666]

achievments were made to get the most out of the game. I mean i would never ever do some of the things they require if acheivments did not tell me to do them. I mean i would never play a level with out taking a hit or play a game with no continues. Achievments make us do that and make it fun by getting the points. Makes games funner and last longer its one of the best new gen game features end of story.

[hectichorse]

i think because its a secret achievement and they dont wanna spoil it

[Fridge14989]

haha

[stawg007]

to give games replay value

[TheAlmightyWaffle]

evitorioe, they're so you can say to your friends "I HAVE LIEK OVER 9000 MORE POINTS THAN YOU DO OLOLOL". No real reason other than to glorify yourself.

[death12282]

and to tell ur friends u have no life .. lol

[eVITORIOe]

what hell the Achievement are for ?

[majlosz21]

Sore kinesis hand XD

[printerbroken]

why so serious?

[Deanbass77]

You should bring that chick to the Wendy's in the ship.

[DigitalLuv0]

make sure that boss slugger's not working his shifts though.

[guilortha]

dick....

[DCchris21]

lol you are the best LMAO

lol speaking of shooting I just shot that lady in the crotch. look at the advertisments on the wall but i guess your blind so i guess i don't know what youed be looking at bizzare...

LMAO good tips

[goutenacht]

LMFAO! great sense of humor!

[ambermichele76]

lol 2:57 is funny

[halomlg117]

i only watch their videos because of their commentary.... i have all the achievements on every game i own... but it's always nice to see how other people do them.

[hatesphereB]

you must be gaming all day and night... crazy...

[halomlg117]

lol no.... achievements are easy to get....

[Mattmanuel]

you own 2 whole games :O

[halomlg117]

i do??? :ooooooooooooooo i have like.... 20 :/

[reddysn33blet]

However, you could do this faster by shooting her into the wall....you know you want to :P

[itachikicksbutt]

..i didn't get the achievement that way........i got it by shooting her into the cieling and getting her back before she hit the ground...xD

[SWORDLESSLINKjcrdyer]

god u guys are aesome i wish i was an acheivment hunter i love getting acheivments

[tubernery]

that's right, Kick a baby!

[Markunator]

Who was that woman, and who did she think Isaac was?

[lifelessgamereviewer]

That was a random woman, that pile of meant was her very very dead husband, she was insane and thought that the husband was only injured and not dead and she thought Issac was there to take her and her husband to a hospital so that she could get her eyes replaced (because they were ripped out) and get her husband some stiches. She tells you before she gives you the kenisis module.(I know that's spelled wrong)

[cerealkiller4993]

The meat pile is a another engineer

[Fizzle52]

lol i liked it, 1 thing though, u said u'd take here to the "sickbay", aren't u already in the medical wing of the ship in Chp. 2?? :P

[661bako]

blind women stroking that meat haha !~~

[TehOneDoc]

The Decoder ring would be good....For The Walls With That Weired Language On Them

[lewolfmano]

TIM ARMSTRONG IS GOD

[heavell99]

He's really talking to the girl... he's really talking to her XDDD

[IceKing6604]

this guy's grif in rvb

[seventhhean]

ya it sound lyk him

[masterfong51]

Wtf why dont you have the new xbox update?

[emoluffs009]

um look at the date this vid was uploaded the update dident existe wen he made this

[Grimreaper905]

or a decoder ring

[Macedragon37]

lol, its random, and helpul

[ismelluatnite]

2:30-2:35 i was making that sound wen ur in a club that goes mce mce mce mce

[xzoyn]

ROFLMAO!