Plans for 2012

[Blueskybelly]

waves, yes but also volcanoes lots of earthquakes :) the volcanoes will fuck you up and the earthquakes will flatten everything so you will have no where to land except the mountains of Spain and turkey.

[sLaYeR45ish]

Are you gay?

[CrimesonWitcher]

@sLaYeR45ish You haven't seen the rest of his videos have you?

[BringMyFreak]

Or you could get a really big trampoline and jump OVER the huge death wave while you have a jet pack on your back... I guess the trampoline will be in place just to give you more leverage or something.

[MsKeepIt4Real]

@AlwaysWishing1983 Well looks like u need to get a plane then!

[MsKeepIt4Real]

@pawsofanowl Haha I laughed so hard

[SuperTrouble2010]

Or just get in you car and go (o*_*o) made me laugh (isn't that a cute lil face thingy)

[Giovanni408100]

2012 IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD WERE ARE NOT GOING TO DIE!!!! THER IS NUTHING IN THE MAYAN CALENDAR THAT SAYS THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!! so ppls don't believe that that's a lie!

[LidyaRivera]

the beach hates me its like the say el mar hates pregnant people wtf tia i sad i aint pregnant and all the time the waves drag my ass in towards the deep ocean fuck that , I guess im always going to walk all romantic on the sand whatever stupid water waves

[aerogear92]

Omg...your eyes...

[gphigh614]

i wish i had your lips!!!

[pawsofanowl]

"Get a body board, suck it up" LOL

[Katniss012]

You need to hook up with Jayy Von Monroe.

[tinkerbell716]

You are good looking.

[rosasaguirre]

Dude you take it back!!!! O_O

[sarinefawaz]

@masterOFlyricsousin.."..thats not until dec.21...ont get too happy

[masterOFlyricscousin]

Its 2O12.(: i'm aliveeeeeee.

[JOEYnoJUSTU22]

A plane... or a boat. LOL

[juliana13261]

You put ur face on the sun so people can see you have green eyes, dude we get it. I have hazel eyes and i dont brag about it :P

[taymaire97]

@juliana13261 that doesnt even make any sense

[cutiemami12]

people really need to shut up bout 2012 nuns gana happen a swear !

[JordanMcKennaMusic]

...Just get a plane...

[jbiggajjdemonbotdf]

lol lol lol its not just a wava its een bigger he n that it get biggger and bigger and then u just cant reach the top cause you l be over a bulding and then the earth is just a bitch are YOUR GANNA SOME F*CKIN DAY

[MariaQueenyVladyDady]

Plus about these "Signs" people say that 2012 will come, They are scared so just a little weird thing they see and they blame it on 2012. Nothing special, it might just be a little nature change, And also, NO ONE said a word about 2012 until movie was out. End of the world will come and go while we r on facebook and we wont even notice lol xD

[OnlyJohnHere]

@MariaQueenyVladyDady actually 2012 was made because of all the hype about how it would be the end of the world...

[MariaQueenyVladyDady]

@OnlyJohnHere Ok, John, First... Happy new year... second... if we die in 21th december 2012, I will let you beat me and be your slave in heaven/hell, Deal?

[OnlyJohnHere]

@MariaQueenyVladyDady ok lol

[MariaQueenyVladyDady]

@OnlyJohnHere xDDD

[MariaQueenyVladyDady]

Oh Danny, Nothing will happen like nothing happened in 2000... Believe me my city was in panic after "I am legend" movie was out, they were HORRIFIED about 2009 all becoming zombies, Yeah my city was lame they believed everything, and also that in 2009 sun would give earth a big attack and earth burns, No one can know what will happen unless they had conversation with jesus or something lol. Who knows We might die in 90 sec maybe in 90 year

[icantcartwheel]

why is it the 22nd and it says it was upload on the 26th?

[absinthe0]

@icantcartwheel because it was uploaded 2009 lol.

[OnlyJohnHere]

@icantcartwheel because if you look at the year you'll see it was made in 2009.... -.-

[icantcartwheel]

@OnlyJohnHere Yeah. I got it the first time. Look down 3 comments..

[MsSquirt98]

there goes that damn corn man again. Might as well get something

[obvsnotsosubtle]

i'm going to Danny's house on 2012.........

[itstylertriplett]

I love his eyes<3 i wish that was that color of my eyes.

[MrVoorhees88]

Are you a female or male?

[DESiSAUR]

what if theres a tornado WHILE you're flying a plane?:P lol

[xmoonXcricketx]

Omg. I have totally been over thinking that damn wave. I'll get some scuba gear and a boogie board. DUH. 8B

[Benjiloves420]

Just steal it Danny



[realestatecathy]

Cute and funny....I'll just get a plane.

[amyto123]

"like ohhh maiii gawddd just go in yu carr peeepalll and go like X o"LOLLOL 

[BludnmunyProductions]

I'm glad I'm gay xD

[Nonoftheabov]

@BludnmunyProductions ikr? :) lol but tyson thibodeau's hotter.. why can't he be gay too? :(

[10293847564573]

@Nonoftheabov omg u watch tyson fuck i wish he was gay too :((

[Nonoftheabov]

@10293847564573 yeah, why are all the good guys straight? :/

[starmeup100]

"There goes that damn corn man again"

[TheStephenMelanson]

All 2012 is is a solar eclipse the mayans set up their calendars to end at every solar eclipse then they'd start a new one

[1TheTraviesa]

wait hes not gay

[pinkskatepiano]

"start it up"

[20103676]

lol

[MrHopkinsproductions]

i watched 10 seconds of it

[gerardlover92]

danny i cant believe you never laughed at what you said! hahah your amazingg :]

[PotterishHead]

.first it's not just a wave it's the whole universe

[grubin]

Where are you going to land your plane? Dumbass.

Swim under the wave? Then what?

Get in your car? Hold your breath? Great idea. Show me how it's done.

I think your stupidity is being confused for humor.

[g4m3r4w4175]

@grubin dude shut up he's probbly thinkning about what he said after the video and dude just stfu

[grubin]

@g4m3r4w4175 What the hell are you even saying right now?

[Mauzy143]

I just want to say Thank You young man! I accidentally played this and laughed my ass off! I'm still laughing....so Thank You! Share the Love, Hold the Light!

[EAGLEuyaGAMER]

It's funny because the Mi's got attack & died by the armco's army & there books were burned be side 1 page that the leader of the army kept it has a picture of a dragon snake thing eating a plant & people get 2012 out of that one page when no one know's that writing text if there was ever a great flood we well live on nothing can kill us

[failofthedayshow]

the cornman comes to our neighborhood to :p

[OhhitsKilluhGee]

All The Hot Guys Are Iether Taken Or Gay /: LIKE WTH! D:<

[darkethefreak]

lol he has a solution to 2012! jajaja ur so hot!

[shirochachadorian]

JAJAJA GET A FUCKING LIFE dANNY

[vkiki92]

your fu**ing funny!! i love you and your videos

[Brookoakesistheshitt]

Yea You'll be the first one gone in 2012 haha

[themunchies220]

just get in ur car and do this O''O. ahahahaha

[AlwaysWishing1983]

I'm in trouble then.

Don't know how to swim :-\

[thedennnnise]

ur eyes are sooooooooo nice:)

[LeahhBieber]

"Its just a wave people, i Mean i love swimming. And animals"

[51AdmiralNoah]

Your really stupid!

[RealFutbol19]

@madonnabdfan1 i really didnt ask you so mind your own damn business. as a matter of fact i am a born again christian, AMEN!

[Austasticable]

Danny I hate to burst Ur sexy bubble but the world is ending in fire

[angelica100rios]

@Austasticable hahaha

[RealFutbol19]

I love your videos but I really hope your joking with this video cuz if not... Wow and hunny there ain't gonna be no wave, were gonna burn biatch!!

[madonnabdfan1]

@RealFutbol19 you're gonna burn. I ain't going NOWHERE

[smokindank310]

NIGGA you are like one of the first person's i've ever seen on youtube with my last name. and god damn you are pretty gay! but hey you got my last name we must be family! now maybe we could take the same plane off your roof :)

[meowcatperson]

you have super gorgeous eyes :)

[Christiina69]

i love you i love you i love you.. did i mention i love you? cuz i do.

[MissHelsy]

i like your plan with the plane .. really smart ! :D :*

[LexissCuen]

That whole plane thing! It is not a theory genius...

[martinezbren123]

Your wrrooonnggggggg about the wave.

[calluseiam777]

a roof ?,don't you need a runway?

[Madijo257]

plz go straight ur super hot mkay just tought you shuld know but its not like you havent heard that before hahaha

[ShaneDawsonandme]

not all gay guys are hot. omg people. theres only ONE hot gay guy and his name is danny noriega. mmkayy? there's plenty of straight guys that are hot ya'll are just weird. <3

[TheLaksjdhfg123]

can i go in your plane?

[Jessikaflame]

lol that was funny i just hope your not serious because i cant swim nor aquire a plane though i probly could fly it just not from the roof of my trailor.

[LoveToDance043]

i now officially wish i was a gay guy living in your area

[apbabii91]

hahahahahhaha this is so funny, "buy or rent...then just steal it" ahahhaah "ohhh a wave" baahahahha suck it up ur too funny

[CforChexX]

i think this kids fukin stupid, think abut it, the fuckin wave is gona be huge as hell, good luck trying to swim under the thing when its ripping house's outta the ground n knocking down buildings.

[lalalafudgey]

Holy Crap . at @1:11 when he did the face my fb chat did the bloop ;D

[foREVerxAvenged]

I dont know how to swim...... D:

[babyblaze2011]

@foREVerxAvenged then ur only option is to float O-o

[foREVerxAvenged]

@babyblaze2011 Yea.... D:but ill be dead :'(

[motasim]

if me and him where in jail cell

[Msaguilarbeauty]

Its not gonna happen you silly head:) love your bids, but no, we will be alive for all of 2012 :D

[r25rjr]

I wanna $#@^ you

[TheCandylover345]

LOL, "so since we're all dying in 2012. . ."

[LadyBritneyCyrus]

wasn't the world supposed 2 end on may 21st???

[Winterlong12]

@LadyBritneyCyrus no, i think that was judgement day. lol

[stevenrocks100]

" Get a Body Bored Suck It Up " ;D

[landth78]

This is SO brilliant!

[emilyraynex24]

You need a runway to take off in a plane, you can't just turn it on a soar up into the sky.

[Trala52]

How about a helicopter so that you won't have to worry about the plane getting all wet during take-off? ;-)

[thegreenjellibean]

Danny, if I got a plane where would I fly to? The world would be slowly crumbling away, and I would be looking for a place to land.

[skaterboyask]

hey boygirl you have no idea whats coming

[mariecoo1]

Danny Your Funny

[Feanus888]

Damn ur really hot I wish u went gay :(

[julie101rox]

@Feanus888 and even if he wasn't gay wat wud u do anyway?

[MrHopkinsproductions]

@Feanus888 what the fuck!!!

[mickeypicante]

@Feanus888 he is gay

[bluefly28]

lmao just buy a plane.... cuz everyone can pay for that

[supahsonicyum]

YOUR EYES<3

[negrogrl101]

why are the gay ones always the hot ones...

[dramaguen1357]

@negrogrl101 I KNOW WWHHHYYYY!!!!!???

[peparocks2222]

2012 not ganna happen

[DestinyZmamii340]

love your eyes

[snowmanhasacold]

wow is all i can say.... you are really retarded and get a life you freak.

[Alejandro4774]

Daddy's a faget

[krissyzergiotis]

I LOVE U DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marykarczmarczyk]

wait where did the wave theory come from.ive only heard of the world being set on fire.

[cecilia2189]

My bad, I meant the Illuminati Plans for 2012. They are in the Goverment, The Music and Movie Industries, and anyone who has control over ANYTHING. You'll be surprised on what you find. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE MEDIA

[cecilia2189]

Who declared there will be change? Not good change. Look up the conspiraceys of the Illumanati. The illumanati has been here since the new world has been founded. It should explain more.

[cecilia2189]

Hun, I am of Mayan Decent. My elders told me of the stories of the 2012 story when I was a little girl. The story fo the Mayan Calendar (Which is hanging on my wall) does not consist of big waves or any of that garbage that they show in the movie. It is of Change, change that the world will see. A dramatic change that will shock the the world and place them in silence. They did not know of this change, but change...

[iheartcrocks]

i love your eyes

[MichaelsTheOneNotPPB]

DannyNoriega saved my life on 2012!

[batgirl9289]

ok i'm taking your advice. i'm stealing a plane first thing tomorrow. lmao

[ofekbar1993]

wtf hahaha

[MsKeepIt4Real]

Lol for some reason. This scares me O.o

[angelica100rios]

@MsKeepIt4Real hhahhahah why

[MrandMrsSodapop]

your plan does make sense but i think the 2012 thing is bull shit cuz supposedly the world is supposed to end in the year 2000 n it never happened then they say it will end in 2006 still didnt happen. what makes these people think that the world is gonna end in 2012 when the rumors in the past never happened? im mean seriously.

[jaquinthh]

@xImagineForever I'm sure it'd be the earth crashing into the moon, since earths gravitational force doesn't pull the sun. It pulls us.

[BellaDiCapria]

"So sense we're all DYING in 2012..." lol made my day

[MrRandomgummybears]

hahaha

[xoiNDiANPRiNCESSxo]

tell this to the people who suffered in japan..

[agarcia2044]

LOL..swim UNDER the wave....haha...love it..get at me

[Glisten17]

Your face is beyond gorgeousssss... You are so blessed.

[liz3videoz3]

"Oh a wave. Haven't you ever been to Santa Monica." Bhahahah I love you<3

[BarelyGamingPS3]

OMG, I legit thought of his idea too before watching this!! i'm not even kidding, this is soo weird!! :D I was like, dude, why dont people just get a big ass mother fucken fuel tank and just go up in a water plane, so like when the water is like calm, the you can just fly down, its not that hard to grasp people!!! xD

[samtheham111]

fkin homo

[alejandraleluyale7]

"Get in your car And you just go like >o< this, not a big deal people"(x

ahaha, what if you need breathe after?

[GlenCoco87]

"There goes the damn corn man again!" lmao, before he said that I thought it was the corn man on my street hhahaha!

[unikeey]

I LOVE IT WHEN HE GOES.. HUH!...GEZZ or just go in ur car and (puffy cheeks) you should be fine the he rolls his eyes haha lmao

[ilovedawson433]

That said the world would end in 2000 because all the computers would blow up... Now there saying the revelations coming, and people will disappear on earth if there're not a believer. Watch the movie left behind, anyways luvyadanny(:

[sheebawallejasmineXP]

this is my emergency plan! now to obtain a plane!!! maybe ill see u in the sky danny!

[sheebawallejasmineXP]

this is my emergency plan! now to obtain a plane!!!

[12345horacio]

"There goes that damn corn man again!"

Lmfao!

[Kracklezz]

"get a bodyboard, suck it up people."

[SilentSoldier0101]

wow bro your a funny guy lol

[Msmetal2heart]

this made my day :D

[lizetbby]

You can be a mermaid Danny !

[LillyyLovesYou]

haha i love u ur awesome!

[MegaApril4]

right

[CarlosVanity]

ahahahaah

[SatanasAngel]

there goes that damn corn man again!

[ThePicklefluff]

thats what i said when i heard about 2012  !!!

[PaLeTiTaXxCherry]

i like ur idea but also we should start wearing outfits with floaties, or make holes in the streets so it can be like a huge sink :p

[FREAKTV90]

SO TRUE LMAO

[erikthesituation]

you are the best <3

[erikthesituation]

haaha You are the bestt

[ViRg089]

LMAOOOOOO.

[julie101rox]

cute eyes

[hyperangel4x2]

ur so cuteeeeeeee XD lol

[LexxxieCarebear]

Don't worry it's not for sure that the world will end in 2010...they said it would end in 2002, but did it? no so calm ur pants down! <3

[mrrevolutionary909]

um no but do you have a board ? do you have a plane? no! lol jk

[DarkHempKnight420]

This dude Loves the Cock!!

[jessica28168]

yr beautiful Danny :)

[MissCocoa328]

Lmao, I like swimming too :) .

[MazTelekon]

LOL im getting the plane

[sum6969]

this guy is good looking no homo.......only if he wasnt gay he would fucking girls till the last day of his life if in his case he survives 2012