Urinal Etiquette

[geoffvador]

go in piss in the general area of the urinal, leave. mans guide for pissing

[teetertoter3]

Best one so far.

I just casually walk in and choose a urinal with at least one gap, if there's not enough room for that I go on the end, and if there's not enough urinals, I go in the stall.

[StephanieRadical]

ahah.

this was great!

[xbox36oproductions]

Its called man law always keep a urinal or a stall wall in between you and someone else

[Xelanderthomas]

Fantastic job, I'll try to remember, although I have to admit, when I gotta go bad enough to use the public room that last think on mind is etiqutte. Otherwise I'm holding it tell I get hom LOL

[gingerjames86]

Why does the piece of shit video come up whenever I search for anything? Seriously! Get a life! Urinal Ettiquette?????Who the fuck cares.

[lanakid1]

gingerjames, well you watched it. if you don't like it, keep it to yourself. don't go flaming videos for no reason.

think with your brain, not your mouth.

[ChristopherMast]

He should quit searching for "Christopher Mast."

[lanakid1]

thats true. it is one of the, if no the most viewed videos of yours.

[ChristopherMast]

Of the ones currently live... Some of my old ones have thousands of views but they're all private right now.

[TheToffeebanoffee]

Hey Buddy sure fire etiquette for dicks baahaahaa !!!!!

[fehquig]

I never thought about it before, but don't we all just do this subconsciously?

[AngryAussie]

What if I want to initiate gay sex with the next man?

[teetertoter3]

@AngryAussie Compliment his watch.

[TheLastEric]

I avoid urinals completely. I AM paranoid. lol.

[longhairred]

hehe My next trip to the men's room will be as embarrassing *blush* as my first trip to the men's room. I am a woman. ;)

[479Lucy]

geez, there are rules? Next time I use the men's room, Ill try to remember.

[nHisImage]

Truth. And yeah - don't talk to me while I'm peeing.

[GeneticBlend]

And never say: "hey man, nice watch."

[ChristopherMast]

Winner of "best comment award" here

[Drakeologic]

@GeneticBlend or "hey nice cock"

[captainfury2007]

Dead on.

[BrokenFish]

Woman get their own stalls. That's the life.

[daphne0]

But you get to stand. How awesome is THAT?

[ZackScott]

Here's a good rule: Don't talk to me when I'm at a urinal!

[blondie1785]

I'm really happy I pee sitting down

[kokohawk]

I always take the ones on the end and look straight forward. Also avoid conversation with others at all costs. Do your business and get out. Oh and I hate the trough setup that some bigger events have. I must have my divider!

[ebiannah]

Glad I'm a woman. Nice vid.

[anakin1814]

You never look down!

[nbwulf]

This is a must watch for all young men...

The only other element is the required stare at the tiles.

Cheers... J.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello Christopher.

I wonder if the mathematical possibilties of combinations are 7 factorial?

One obvious choice,is:

FLOOR DRAIN.

[ChristopherMast]

I was at a Clapton concert once where people started using the sinks as urinals

[Blargaldalien]

Early years of Sullivan Stadium with the New England Patriots,

BTDT...

[kingbooforums]

Hey old man, enjoying retirement? LOLOLOLOL

[JimmerSD]

You forgot to mention no eye contact and no talking.

[ChristopherMast]

So I got a wild hair (hare?) up my ass last night with this idea and ran with it. I spent time editing without having searched YT to see if someone else had done it. Several have... and many better. Oh well.

[ralfonzo83]

This video is brilliant. So are you.

Thanks for sharing experiences.

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks.

[kenrg]

I agree 100%

[ChristopherMast]

Thanks!

[boobtubious]

Larry Craig always chooses the one right next to me, what should I do?

[ChristopherMast]

Block your junk like you're typing your PIN into and ATM

[ROBwithaB]

In Africa, we just piss outside. Much easier.

[ChristopherMast]

Does the same rule apply to which bush you choose?

[jeweetwelcaspar]

omg, haha.

[ericsurf6]

You nailed it....men's room SOP...Good one.

[ChristopherMast]

:) :) :)

[kidblood1]

i love pissing in the toilet

[mutilation7777]

I love pissing in a urinal that someone else is using from 2 spaces away

[ChristopherMast]

I love pissing on the toilet

[andymooseman]

I think i'll use the stall next time, just to be on the safe side.

[ChristopherMast]

Good idea.

[OhCurt]

But what about urinal troths?

And bushes?

WE NEED MORE INFORMATION!

[ditzystef]

for real? wow that's so weird. haha

[ChristopherMast]

Yep. For real. And YOU were SITTING on them that time you went in the men's room because of the shorter line, huh?

[ditzystef]

I've never been inside the men's room :O

[bubbabrand]

i met one of my best friends because he decided to pee right next to me lol

what about when theres a trough?

[ChristopherMast]

SERIOUSLY?!?!

The trough is just to catch spillover, you estimate the location of urinals on the trough.

[barryperrins]

So that's how you do it! I always have problems sitting on them.

[ChristopherMast]

You should talk with DitzyStef

[maksiiiskam2]

If both next-to-ends and the center ones are taken, do not go on the ends! The others are going to wonder if there's something between the two of you.

Better be between two people than next to a single one: there's a witness.

[ChristopherMast]

Or the stall, I guess

[ThOverdrive]

I saw this already like a year and a half ago. That video is fricken hilarious.

[ChristopherMast]

Someone else must have made that one. Dammit! This is like those times I THINK I've invented something cool only to find it for sale in the "As Seen On TV" store!

[abbyroadme]

Dork!

[ChristopherMast]

Back at you

[moviegasm]

I somehow always get some douche who decides to pee right next to me, even when all the rest of the urinals are available.

Now that's loneliness.

[ChristopherMast]

Boobtubious' best friend (see his comment)