Humped by a Dolphin

[DWRIndustry]

Dolphin, Get in those Guts... Thats My Boy.. XD

[TheCrazyhusky]

The Dolphin went back to his cave and lit up a cigar after that.

[JaredIsJared]

I bet he got a hard-on

[Gaara2sand]

@JaredIsJared I bet you'd get a hard-on...

[JaredIsJared]

@Gaara2sand

I did

[mooseu78]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



[JunePTpwner]

BAH you think thats Something? You should have seen what I did with a GOAT :)

[Slain2012]

@JunePTpwner u sadistic beastial loving psychopath

[LadyboyAgogo]

can i go slops

[Pwnage195]

DAAAAAUM!!!

[joakeimmcgrath]

dolphin - the gentle rapist of the sea.

[flyingscience]

The Dolphin isn't really humping the man it just looks that way . The Dolphin has to keep splashing the water with his tail to have control of motion , its risky for a Dolphin to be out of water like that.

[flyingscience]

youch

[chrisstevensjunior]

is it possible to have a baby with a dolphin?

[cadmiumblue]

@chrisstevensjunior Please, please tell me you didn't seriously ask that.

I think you need to go back to biology 101.

[chrisstevensjunior]

@cadmiumblue i gotta go back to doing ur mom first :P lol jk im taking biology lol and i dont see why not..

[cadmiumblue]

@chrisstevensjunior *sigh* Oh my...

Dolphins and humans cannot reproduce. Humans have 46 chromosomes. Dolphins have 44. There is NO biological way that a human could reproduce with a dolphin. It is scientifically, physiologically and biologically IMPOSSIBLE. Humans cannot even reproduce with our much closer relatives, bonobos. Humans can only reproduce with other humans. Glad we could have this talk. Now you see why not. *takes bow* Thank you, thank you. :-)

[chrisstevensjunior]

@cadmiumblue hm anything's possible though but let's check each other's channel mine is about music not biology :)

[cadmiumblue]

@chrisstevensjunior No, it isn't possible. That's what I've just told you. Read what I wrote again.

[chrisstevensjunior]

@cadmiumblue someday it may be you never know :) imagine what they said about the plane and look at it now

[haleybrooke9779]

what does lmao and rofl mean?

[xBurdisx]

@haleybrooke9779 LMAO = Laugh My Ass Off and ROFL = Roll On Floor Laughing. Hope this helped :)

[nerdyboyification]

i love how the trainer feeds the dolphin aftre the dolphin's done xD

[desolate2]

LMAO ROFL LMAO LMAO That was so funny I laughed until I had tears in my eyes! LMAO ROFL Thats gotta be the funniest reaction to something like this EVER!

[MiraChan]

Took it like a champ.

[samuelsmellmyfarts]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEHUHUUHUUHUU! dat is da funniest fawking thing i ever seen

[xXLinkonpark52Xx]

atleast they both finished

[takura13]

I love how the dude took it all in stride. Just woo man.

[luckistryke13]

I wonder how their baby will look like

[ItsTheTruthMan2]

@luckistryke13 A Dolphin body with human legs and arms. Something cartoon looking.

[1e3tn00b]

and thats how the awkward boner was born...

[94pencils]

i love how he full on gets into it lmfao

[jtownley1000]

So, This is how AIDS was came to the Human Race!!! I always thought that monkey thing was a crock of shit.

[xNeonAaronx]

SO THE MYTHS WERE TRUE. THE DOLPHINS COME OUT OF THE WATER AND SEDUCE HUMANS.

[Julsk100]

GROSSSSS

[Nicodena]

Did he call you after?

[darthgaul1]

fucking moron. Watch THE COVE.

[2ubelazy]

His belly button never looked the same again

[TheOhmyrod]

hahaha great reaction

[scooterdude442]

Looked like flipper was taking a dipper.

[ithejuggernaut]

That guy's a good sport. :)

[RedFoSho]

Why do Jews have such big noses.

-Because air is free.

[SpiritTwilight]

Even male DOLPHINS will just roll off you and walk...er, swim...away

[MitchZer0II]

Anyone here because of "Dolphin Love" on Forumwarz?

[ricxtereh]

Couldnt of reacted any better!!

[samantha2002able]

wow! I want one of them! (the dolphin!) <3

[Linu86]

Little Britain should do a clip with this dolphin and "Emily Howard"... RAPE RAPE LADY RAPE!!!! ;D

[Mushaboomdoom]

i like how the guy whistled at the same point the dolphin jizzed on the guy.

[muffysheep]

It's coming back for moar!

[KHMarie12]

It's not rape if the person enjoyed it. ;)

[21Kotaro21]

Tha how Aries Was Born in

[gurl14858]

surprise but secks!?

[seandubstep]

ROFL!!!!!!

[CathyDaGirl620]

dude, next time yell RAPE lol

[BamaTaz25]

OK. This is wrong on SOOO many levels.

[Lolcatwitwut]

Dolphins also wants good times

[Mw2RhinoVideos]

LMFAO

[BartBoy22]

hahaha

[Leuchtephilip]

haha nice one

[Jodar5]

lol how come this is funny but when i watch a horse hump a man i cant sleep for weeks

[Selsiuss2]

@Jodar5 Because a dolphin's penis can't impale you.

[notafatass]

@Jodar5 haha

[clubpenguin2941]

cute dolphin

[Natemoore7]

I wonder if he taught it to do that...

[sinaihuerta]

haha!! OMG!!! cant stop laughing!!! u have now proven that any animal can rape U!!! haha RAPE!!!XD

[peachass]

you reacted to well! amazing vid!

[Puffton]

Lol they used this vid in Law and Order SVU - episode Smut

[ammarhio]

Hey at least now you can say you were raped by a dolphin!

[theDead64]

haha he just took it xD this is fucking funny lol dolphin porn interesting lol

[pojipoj101]

i give you props bro. you took it like a man...

[xmagicxx01]

And they got married...

[imtzklol]

they dont RELY on the harvest for food.

[simboy97]

RAPE!!!!!

[raymanx5]

HAHAHA RAPED BY A DOLPHIN. EPIC STUFF.

[Premedia]

And all the people do is laugh... XD

[StethXZ]

lol NurseDischord. I know that comment was over a year ago, but that was too hilarious and stupid what you said. I am sure that Certain Fowls can survive without Farms during with people Living in Caves and Huts. How the hell are we able to eat Batteries, Mechanics, and Oils?

[nocturnarboreal]

0:21 the trainer gives the dolphin a cigarette

[valxemox]

lol the dolph had a good time!!!! dont diss theyre homo love. X

[BeleraphonTD]

...homo dolphin love...

[BeleraphonTD]

0:13 through 0:18

the dolphin looks satisfied!

[Fiercedeity02]

I'd tap that

[avengedx7fan123]

hahahaha thats hilarious!! XD

[GothicCurls9]

Dolphin. Satisfied. XDDDDDDDD

HAHAHAHAA. THAT DOLPHIN TOOK YOU LIKE A BITCH!!!!

EPIC DOLPHIN FAIIIL!

[ToastOfCourage]

O.O that was funny

[eclecticfire73]

It wasnt humping him.

There was no penis present.

It was just undulating, as they do in the water

[CALIFEMSGIRL]

is that guy gay cause he started to laff at the end

[lllstrikesmember2]

dude i would be cracking up

[uurtamosaic]

You're F-ing retarded.

[kaebeezle]

dude take it as a compliment taht dolphin thought u were f*kkin hot xD

[lllstrikesmember2]

lol im completely straight and i would laugh so hard if that happened

[SpotTheCaper]

lol

[Katieboo1996]

lmho nice one

[ginkiba3]

I don't know if I should laugh or cringe.....

[HighDefinitionEDM]

and the merman was created

[jemoua123]

w...t....f.../??

[tigress1000]

yeah...right...humping by a dolphin

[Ninji5]

hey flipper! come here flipper! Oh good boy flip-...Oh god! DOWN FLIPPER DOWN!!!

[Selsiuss2]

@Ninji5 No it's "YES FLIPPER YES!!!!"

[Ninji5]

@Selsiuss2 LOL I guess they weren't kidding when they say "Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning" XD

[conner305]

@Ninji5 lmao!!

[chrisstevensjunior]

@Ninji5 only if ur a girl lol

[CorinneMQ]

LOL, so cute.Thanks for sharing! 5/5

[FuzzyWuzzySlippers]

and to think i coulda got that when i swam with dolphins xD

[rochelimit55555]

i think the dolphin is attracted to the woman in blue, it just happens that the guy is blocking the dolphin

[dracko13924]

COCK BLOCK

[y0utub3useer]

hahahahha xD

[DeathToTheNation]

I love this video that was the coolest thing ever.

[MNSLSims]

Dolphin porn very, interesting

[Miley23awesome]

wow dophin rape

[jtking2504]

Yes, but will it respect you in the morning?

[CrissySnow]

hahahah dolphin rape lmao

[mykelwoker]

He looks like he was enjoying it ; )

[greenday1395]

Wow. That's one desperate dolphin.

[MikeofWyoming]

Now we know why all girls love dolphins...Those chicks whoopin' in the background just became paying customers.

[MikeofWyoming]

Dolphin safe? Hit the shower, dude you smell like tuna.

[ninjazenkirk]

uh.......that guy took it......

[Hexxus245]

HAHAHAHAHA! Clever dolphin! xDD

[shairaptor]

LOL this video made my day! so funny! but the giggling females are just SO annoying!

[ablmnt1921]

hahaha he liked it

[rforracing]

rofl

[sweetivylyn]

I wasn't expecting that! How funny the Dolphin was asserting either male dominance or was gay...either way, hysterical!

[shaokahn23]

there bisexual( and would fucking any animal with no discrimination only if ur fugly

[jay041302]

im fugly im 28 and never had a date

[moolatinaa]

lol

i love dolphins(LLLL)

[kua234789smith]

LMAO! and the guy enjoyed it wow!

[MNSLproductions]

hmmm dolphin porn very interesting

[Spartan0684]

when i read this comment I about pissed my pants

[MNSLproductions]

but really did it call you?

[ronaldbuffalo15]

LMAO

[jtking2504]

Did the dolphin ever call you?

[RandomRobot1]

LOL

[kamonblade]

lol haha that it funny dude =D

[TheNegativeFcknOne]

0:16 it's changing position:D

[sirhung]

Dolphins making fun of humans, that's hilarious. Dolphin Intelligence: "Look human ! This is the only thing you're good for !"

[errol78901]

dolphen cock

[kamonblade]

lol haha funny, it normaly people that write that r the virgins lol ur jus jealous

[Deepsky1A1B]

fag

[darksonic140]

you mean raped by a dolphin XD

[legostorman]

lol omg nice your first dolphin sex was it a girl or boy

[l2ELLIK]

LMFAO a Dolphin raped you....HAHAHAHAHAHA

[shouyume]

PFFT!  That's humorous! X3

[funniboii08]

Dolphins are freaks lol

[sonicspeed011]

let's hump hump!

[SallyMustang72]

omg that was the funniest thing i've ever seen!!

[Inyoureyes911]

At the end he came back and was like, "I WANT MORE!!" xD

[flyerholland]

haha very funny but if think about he just trying to keep himself up.. its not that funny :)

[MBacon101]

Did you know that dolphins are the only other known animals (besides humans) to engage in sex for pleasure?

[rogi666]

that is not true. there are more examples of other mamals who do, for instance wolves.

[unsakiikasnu]

Man you wore that thing out fast!

[fgtry564]

how did that feel

[erikli99]

lmao! hahah

[xXkaidenkukukachooXx]

ok stfu u sound like that dumbass haydeen panatire watever the fuck her name is u sound like her cheroke62

god damn its a fucking dolphin

[chibinobaachan]

lol were there kids in the audience? XD

[cheroke62]

I think it is Sad that peole have dolphin performing these tricks. It is our need to be entertained by these beautiful creatures that is fuelling the cruel trade in capturing wild dolphins for marine parks. They are not all captive bread, and the capture process is nothing short of Horrific!

[CheerleaderBombshell]

Haha SPUNKY!!!

SAUCY BOY ;) x

[studman4250]

did you file charges?

[ChaosBW]

this is just a trick that many dolphins perofrm for people it's not actual "sex" like of of king of the hill XD the trainer is behind the person and tells the dolphin to jump up onto the person the dolphin is moving in a humping motion to keep out of the water. very funny!

[studman4250]

i know but its still funny

[chizwillyz]

you should take that doplhin to court

[teletubiezzzz]

wtf!!!!!!!!!!?????????? lol that horrible

[harasym16]

hahaha wow

[gypsyabbey9]

my english bulldog doe's that same thing

[cougerthestallion]

AHAAAAA!!!

[nurbsenvi]

At least he took it like a man.

[isobane]

So long and thanks for all the fish

[Djdeathly]

wt ya gonna say if u get a new girlfrend and she asks who u lost ur virginity to xD