Louis CK on O&A #24: No, we're not gonna hire them

[Niqqeraper]

Louis and Nick are brilliant together.

[MrMagneticPelican]

I need to seriously stop pre-judging people. I used to think that I hated Anthony and Nick because I had read that they were racist and maybe they are sometimes but they're fucking funny as hell. I love this show. Thank you steve for posting all the shows with louis in it

[3234718]

Here's your timeless love, you cunt.

[openheads]

And every cop from every city/town along the Hudson river in New Jersey drops their junkies in NYC. Even swap I guess.

[ralphinio4]

steve, your a cunt

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

Fuck you steve you cunt, your videos are consuming my life

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

bunch of fucking dummies lol actually convinced you can buy a house for a couple g's. Love them all though

[chocho999]

what the hell, Rush?

[bethoishorse]

nick dipaolo is the biggest hack ever with his stupid 1930s mayor laguardia accent and lame one liners that're dead on arrival.

norton and louis make him look so incompetent. no wonder he does lame radio with artie cant even get suicide right lange

[rvd4twenty]

@bethoishorse your a douche just cause u dont agree with dipaolo points doesnt make him a hack i dont agree with his nonsense but to quote the late great patrice oneal i'll speak on behalf of funny and hes funny RIP Patrice

[bethoishorse]

@rvd4twenty STFU GAY FANBOY OF NICK DIPALO WHO SUXKS MAD DICKS

[rvd4twenty]

@bethoishorse that coming from a john cena fanboy

[imanf18bro]

@imanf18bro

[GuitarnScythes]

What's the song that starts at 42:40?

[3LittleFoxes]

If your 12 year-old daughter thinks Obama looks like Curious George than she's as big of a racist cunt as you are.

[VoteSkipper]

@3LittleFoxes everyone looks like Curious George, we are all apes

[dslkflkdsfskldfj]

A house for $1900? I'm gonna go out tomorrow and buy 3 houses there and just let as many homeless people as possible live there.

[paulkingmidas]

it's a good thing Rush isn't a sports announcer...

[3sonyps]

subscribed thank you for these uploads YUMMMskeeeee skee skee

[Rocky183]

where's the video of dave's lolly?

[PillClinton19]

"We connect on so many levels." "Yeah the wallet and the cunt!"

[GordonMorrice]

Without the aural-visualizations of "tasting, smelling, manupulating" of human waste (it's not WASTE!) and the "insertion, penetration" into the origins of the faecals, Louie's performance woud be severely hampered.

Love the poop!

The body's deleted scenes.

[pellypates]

@GordonMorrice It's not waste if you're not done using it yet.

[xar51]

51:50 Titular line of the show.

[xar51]

51:50

[MUFC127]

Louis C.K is funny, the others are cock mongrels.

[mondaywar]

woman on tv : "what happens after the date is over"

nick: "well the police come to my door and ask 'wheres the head?' "

[Cougar139tweak]

"........ahh when the emt drivers show up to scrape kid off the......." OMG I'm about to cough up a lung laughing....Soooo wrong but, can't help it.

[aphexaic3213]

another anti-ashland comment, hahahah... goddammit

[cclluuttcchh]

hahaha! jim norton! the fucking best.

[mustbeburtreynolds]

"IT SUCKED DICK, this movie."

Hahahahahahahahaha

[eescobar719]

I miss when Fezzie was gold like this :-p

[RayPinpillage]

I love how Nick just cuts through that "complexity" horse shit when it comes to women. "Yeah, you're such an enigma!" Then Louis finishes it off with, "They want a dick with a credit card." That sums it up perfectly. Men and women are VERY much alike. Men want pussy, women want cash. Period.

[mindstormsabrewin]

Louie's line at 1:26:37 is so sick and funny yet no one seemed to notice it!

[Hopleet]

What song is playing at 1:06:30?

[spacemanisaac]

Nick DiPaolo AND Louis C.K?

What heavenly gift is this?

[GiantDoucheNG]

1:10:34 fez used to be funny??

[CainMeadows]

I'm sitting here studying for a Sociology test tomorrow (study of political correctness) and just getting more and more pissed at my professor and censorship in general. NIGGER CUNT FUCKER SPIC KIKE CRACKER WHORE. Sue me.

[Averyofthemain]

@CainMeadows Sociology is a fake discipline invented by 60s communists for the express (I mean they actually said it) purpose of brainwashing students.

[BlunderCats]

@Averyofthemain hahhaha im guessing youre some kind of academic. was every communist in the world in cohoot? the first person to coin the word was Emmanuel-Joseph Sieyès in 1780 (before marx was born). also youre just talking shit

[EmoSceneKid654]

@CainMeadows Amen, brother.

[CoolerKing37]

lol, Louie is just disgusted by East Side Dave...

[eescobar719]

I miss Fezzie :-(

[fibrousfeces]

Political correctness is putting a stranglehold on this country. And only a select group of people determine who or what is "correct."

[konothecook]

I can't get the picture of Obama in a Yellow Jumpsuit and hat out of my head.

[tjmilhoushmandzadeh]

I love what Louie says about American Beauty at 1:28:35. Absolutely hilarious...

[BlunderCats]

@tjmilhoushmandzadeh whats so bad is that i liked that film when i was like 15 and hadnt watched it since and now im suffering from the worst douche chills ever because what he says is so true

[tjmilhoushmandzadeh]

@BlunderCats I used to enjoy that film as well, but Louie ruined it for me. I can't get over how silly it seems now. I never thought about the rose petals and how out of place they were.

[BlunderCats]

@tjmilhoushmandzadeh hahahah i know its terrible

[metasailor]

Holy crap! Take a look at the actual prices in the town they're banging on - homes d0t com slash For-Sale slash NY slash MASTIC - and put in a max price of 10000.

I mean, my God. I saw a house for $885 !!!

[moepippy]

@metasailor We should make a village of Opie and Anthony fans

[GreenStarForMayhem]

"Two carets... and a piece of corn"

Line of the day, right there.

[Torgo1000]

"We connect on so many levels."

"Yeah, the wallet and the cunt!"

[MoPapparani]

I've always wanted to listen to the show that just shits on this shit town...thanks so much, man

[turner45555]

nick makes louie look like an amateur here, enough with just tryin to be edgy louie, have some substance behind it

[ahabthewhaler]

@turner45555 that is hilarious. what does this nick guy even say thats funny?

[BlunderCats]

@turner45555 what substance does nick have apart from a disenfranchised racist whos just nostalgic for the days when blacks and gays 'knew their place'. he can be really funny at times but does rant a bit

[christophergawiak]

if Keanu was to cum in the mailbox, would it come out as a baby for whatsherface?

[aphexaic3213]

holy sh!t... an ashland, ma reference? wtf!!!!

[swatsticker]

@aphexaic3213 how ashland anyway?

[adrastea]

Nice apnea, dick. i love a good maxwell update.

[mainloop]

haha, more Nick Dip please!

[biofire]

HAHAHAHA next time she likes your ass there's a ring in there

[LoopedKinetic]

You, Steve...you are my personal Jesus, except you exist.

[P34V3Y7]

love how much louie enjoys himself every time hes there

[PrivateAckbar]

Censorship is getting to the point where people are taking issue with children's observations. Doesn't that demonstrate to these people that when you cut yourself of from ideas that offend you, you're trying to live a child's life. Shallow cunts.

[ExquisiteDoom]

@PrivateAckbar God damn sir, that one post raised the IQ of the room through the roof. Lotsa wisdom in that one, great observation.

[BlunderCats]

@PrivateAckbar yeah a supposedly child said it but if were being honest, that woman repeated it in order to compare obama to a monkey.

[BlunderCats]

@PrivateAckbar oh but dont get me wrong, i cant stand censorship on o and a, its rediculous and to be honest i could live with no censorship at all

[fortyniners1515]

Love how Nick dipaolo says "Eleven five"

[metasailor]

Thank you so much for posting these. You have no idea how livable this makes my day job. 

[bluelinebull]

so was it actually ron and fez and not randy?

[bluelinebull]

god is opie the hole. the gay guy said anthony looked cute and of course opie took the credit for it

[IncredibleGoliath]

@bluelinebull cry moar

[audiosilk]

Every time omgwtfitssteve posts a new CK video, I stop crushing the backstabbing infidels in Benghazi for a few hours. Just a few.

Yours truly, Muammar Qaadafi.

[wtfbbqhacks]

2 more hours of win.

[PrivateAckbar]

So in this shitty movie they're talking about is their entire falling in love God's way of conspiring to have this guy killed?

[jhohcable]

Even the FM side is gold in this by the way, don't skip a second of this, just play the entire thing beginning to end.

[CoreyMCaldwell]

What a sweet boy you are, Steve.

[DoriKun88]

Dude I'm 22.. I could buy my own place in Mastic. lol.

[jemoedurrr]

I LOVE how Louie just gets Post-Its saying specifically that he can't talk about different aspects of poo because he's always talking about his dirty shitting daughters (which, incidentally, is the best topic ever for some good O&A radio).

[mondaywar]

this has to be one of my top 5 favorite shows,

also,

this omgwtfitssteve fella is a good egg!

[soulmman]

Jimmy to Louis CK: "What was handed to you, sweetie?" That always gets to me.

[InlandGreen]

steve is the man.. thx sir-

still appreciating

[dlmaddox1]

You sir, have single handedly made YouTube a much greater place.

[vote2skip]

@dlmaddox1 no you have made a much better place, i love you

[biz20]

lmao "bret favre is retiring... thats it thats his last memory."

[TurbosmoothOperator]

I bow at your feet.

[stoinge]

omgwtfitssteve you are loved, my friend!

[zacklyzun]

from the joerogan podcast right to this 2 hour o and a post

winning

[MichaeldbLinton]

@zacklyzun fuck ya internet high five

[Dachosen17]

i love you and everything about you will u marry me. lmfao

[mickomac]

You fucking sexy motherfucker.

[LighterB]

Yeeeeesssssss. Thank you steve.