MIke Epps [Def Comedy Jam]

[purplegirl11]

Top Flight Security....lol

[gdoginya]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...thats how he laugh

[brittbrittATL]

ummm what dude doin' with braids

[2993Jaz]

Love Mike Epps but please stop using the n-word.

[IndiBoo002]

look at tht ashy elbow! lol

[SheaRoddy1]

@IndiBoo002 Damn! His elbow is ashy as hell!

[KidDewanStr8Drp]

@SheaRoddy1 hell yea he'd still pull ya momz to

[SheaRoddy1]

@KidDewanStr8Drp Yea, he would prolly pull ur dad too. Asshole

[Delaina1993]

lmao...i didnt know he had braids

[994212]

HE LOOKS LIKE SHAGGY

[MrBiggdogg781]

Dis mafcka silly azz fck.. best real comic

[sexeychell]

IFL get wit it....

[imbadnews22]

That nigga crazy

[mdias5907699]

Damn he looks like a black viggo mortensen o_O

[neilandrewporter]

row, row, row yer nigga !!!

[VoiceOfReezun]

@Beautye181 I agree, fuck that short, whack ass nigga!

[7895858]

Chappelle sucks at comedy????are you fucking retarded?

[TrippleDMcke]

Doing my own Comedy, CHECK ME OUT.

[Dswanky]

@Beautye181 nah they both great....dave chapelle is a skits guy..he suck at stand up

[jlavelle24]

@Dswanky u must not have seen his new 1's

[noch21Gramm]

@Dswanky

be quiet retard....

[nuknuknuk111]

this nigga had braids

[3939jessie]

ahaha white dude come on man shit come on dude hahaha

[piwhitfield]

nuttin man just checkin on the $20 i let you hold earlier! hhahaha

[dhagaas92]

"where compton at".....

[crustpit]

kid capri knda looks lk mario lopez in ths vid

[len546]

OMG i forgot Mike Epps used to have hair

[gravesande27]

Anyone else notice this dude tryin to pull his jeans up all thru his act?

[ivke32]

170 white guys didn't get their money back xD

[PromiserOfDeath]

I love White people cause you can borrow money from em and no never give it back! You borrow money from a white guy hey man you got $20? Yeah i got it when you gonna give it back here take it!

[PromiserOfDeath]

LoL Mike Epps is funny!

[CityofAngelsAGC]

...ehh...he should stick to cameos in movies...he funny, but NOT standup funny...i aint hatin but...only reason he famous is because he was the follow-up to chris tucker on friday..only tucker DELIVERS dem punchlines...

[smoothcollected]

@CityofAngelsAGC i was kinda thinking the same thing. but was like damn i dont wanna hate

[MrSammyBwoii]

that white man impression lmao

[MrZedasmeias]

let´s play a game...."spot the white guy"!!!

[yungbailz]

mike epps is too funny. but come on mike. ya look like R Kelly on this shit hahaa

[livelifearies]

I will love to go canoying in that lil vest lmaooooo

[setzerlock]

Fockin Come On, DUDE!

[asianbabi92]

this is soooo funny 

[RainstormInSpace]

i dont think he told a single joke :/

[skoobertdoo]

@RainstormInSpace for a second i thought u where right lol. but his joke starts at 3:55

[MsKLASS2010]

HAHAHA DO IN DA BROWN LOOKIN LIKE KANYE WEST. . .

[Saibot00]

Why do people put "nigger" in front of nouns?

It makes you seem like you would talk like Larry the Cable Guy

[godzangel100]

mike epps stand up is wack !! he much more better in movies he didint even had shit to say !

[Bboy283]

@godzangel100

you must not of seen any of his stand up..this isnt even stand up..he is hosting a show and its only for like 3 mins so wat yu talking about

[godzangel100]

@Bboy283 man shut the fuck up his stand up en show hostings sucks so now what ! ?

he much more funny in movies !

[StylesDark]

Hitler, G. Bush, Santa, Jeremy clarkson, The KKK, NF, Decepticons (killed jazzy fizzle), Scotland, The Queen of England and Satan 

[aksshfgshfk]

he funni as hell but this wasent his best... still love mike epps doe:))

[procrastin8r89]

COME ONNNN MAAAAAYN!

[69rockhound]

Black History: the journey from chains to handcuffs; judging niggers by the content of their character.

[69rockhound]

How to be a Nigger #78

-neighborhoods (black & white), negroes should vandalize their homes and paint racial slurs on it. For added effect, they should burn their front yards and throw charred wood on top of the area to add the effect of a cross burning. Blame the whites and say they want to drive you out of the neighborhoods and cry in front of the news cameras, "OOOOOOOOOOOOHH, LAWD!!! Look what dey done did to mah crib....er....mah home!!!".

[cyelas234]

@69rockhound Omg That Was Legendary.,.,.,Faggot

[blackelk7373]

@69rockhound you embarrass me as a white american. well its not your fault your parents sucked at their job hahahahahahaha

[69rockhound]

@blackelk7373 If there weren't nigger enablers, there wouldn't be nigger problems - The Nigger injects it's fangs into any society they infest and pump a lethal poison of crime and poverty, this poison is known as Negrosis.

[blackelk7373]

@69rockhound if you pay attention just a little bit to America's history, you will know that there hasnt been a more illegal immigrant, as a detrement to a society, like the white colonists when they came over here. Compare that situation to the Latinos and Blacks, that either were forced to come here or came on their own accord, It is of no comparison. It was akin to a plague that the world has never seen. I can tell you were raised by republican trash, now stop plz. You make whites look bad.

[apllebottom4]

@blackelk7373 People like you make me smile! I totally agree with your most recent comment! Thanks for telling it like it is.

[blackelk7373]

@apllebottom4 These rich white kids and their computers make me ashamed to be white sometimes. Its like theyre torturing us because their parents sucked at their job.

[apllebottom4]

@blackelk7373 Very well said. A majority of them are bored so they figure that Youtube's a click a way, so are their racist comments. Smh.

[StylesDark]

@69rockhound "pump lethal poison of crime and poverty"? like a little black kid like "what do you wanna be when your older" "i wanna be a waste of fuckin space! now gimme ya money biatch!" im half white and half black, i form an unbiased view. ive been to "white" schools and "black" schools. i grow up in a black school and didnt even know what racism was. Untill i went to the white school and got called every name under the sun. its a fact that white people natural hate things let me name a few.

[smoothcollected]

@69rockhound i figured it out whites are truly entertain by what blacks may have to say in response to dumb racism. because if you truly hated blacks why youtube black comedy......thats baffling....im sure no black on here is youtubing Jeff foxworthy

[owlsrfun47]

a lot of hatin' goin' on over here

[hasosah]

i dont think he is really good.....

[theempire00]

this dude is not funny

[bigmikedevillen]

Mid-West Coast. Pisces Music

[missyonthanet]

I think my moms called the police about my tv being too loud once. trifling...

[momugz]

comedy at its best

[AndreMathurine]

Crap!

[PocketRocketPRP]

Hahaha at the compton nigga who stood up

[Smokeweedandboard]

That's that shit, that's that shit!

[baggyaxewound]

that room neeeds a few handgranades

[stephChefF]

2:08-2:18 deon cole was right about that corny joke shit lol

[NewEnglandSportsDude]

I love mike epps, but he really isnt that funny. he's too hesitant between jokes

[kushroller1]

@NewEnglandSportsDude thats how it is when u dont write shit

[IVANRED]

he is ok

[funnyguly]

1:19 - let me stand o shit never mind

[772boi772]

@funnyguly lol

[DATCHICKISFINE]

@funnyguly lol

[sjalma14]

@funnyguly haha and then he got clowned on i front of his bitches

[ProducerMD]

@funnyguly He Didnt Have NO Back-Up ! LMBAO !

[s1eepyZ]

@ProducerMD Lmfvbao frist time ive seen lmbao but i got it right away lool

[miszxmjb]

lmfao "I seen a ni*ga walking a rat " lmfao & "I would love to go canoeing in that vest"

[prt61370]

Why did you cut it off? Hes still in the middle of his skit!

[FilmFlowProductions]

Can we just watch the video and not start an argument every fucking with the comments.!

[atdawnwewagedwar]

TOP MUTHAFUCKIN' FLIGHT SECURITY!! flash lights and all that shit!! fuckin' whistles!!

[ghettogurlmd]

call the police on everybody then coming with a nightgown.. "what happened whats goin on here".. LMFAOO

[dstewart94]

mike epps had BRAIDS ! omg !

[ruthii19bh]

"c'mon man!!!!!!!!!".....lmao

[Buzette123]

all iwant fo christmas is a phat bitch wita name belt dat say GLITTER - MikeEpps

[hitmancoolio]

Fat Bitch knows about all the new snacks before they hit the street, all the year 2000 snacks.

[Makaveli13Xroy]

@hitmancoolio they got a new twinky comin out , when you bite into it; Cream fillin shoot all in ya mouth, glitter xD !

WHY YALL DID NUTHIN WHEN THE FAT BITCH JUMPED ON ME !!!?!!

[hitmancoolio]

@Makaveli13Xroy Y'ALL TRIP!

[PaPPaE]

@hitmancoolio hahahahaha that next friday scene was hilarious!

[setzerlock]

@hitmancoolio FAT BITCHES NEED LOVE TOO, CRAIG!!!

[Dominick42365]

@hitmancoolio theirs this new snack comin next month.............heeeeeh.....­... its a bad mofo....... heeeeeeeeeeeh............. when you bite into it cream fillin into yo mouth....... heeeeeeeeh......... lol

[omarpz2004]

he looked nervous here

[jaqius18]

@omarpz2004 yea didnt u hear him say dey had "top flight security" lol jp

[skeletonchrist1503]

he a corner street rapper...like class clown..still funny doe...

[rianabytch]

wtff mike epps is thaa shiddd! fucccc uuuuuuuuuu!

[jaapa07]

Mike Epps is soooo NOT funny!

[carolinaAzz555]

This was funny! Shocked me too b/c I've seen him in some HORRIBLE stand-up b4. I had already accepted that he's a movie comedian & that's it. May hv to reconsider now! lol

[nuknuknuk111]

this nigga had braids lol 

[Zmw192]

this isnt that funny...iv seen mike epps do alot better this was kinda wack

[420HtownReppen]

i seen a nigga walking a rat in compton lmao!!!!!!!

[Tha89Kid]

this shit is funny......last part was funny and real

[TheGenetic1]

wow now thats one shit comedian !

[mclearnking]

Fire shit real funny I laugh my ass off

[CertifiedRealSwag]

hes not that funny

[darkveroth]

I love and understand black comedian better than white comedians.

[purplemaze08]

@darkveroth Me niether. I like Dane Cook though.

[Zmw192]

@purplemaze08 dane cook is wack as fuck...

[thetechman200]

i hate this motherfucker i love dave chappelle he is funny is hell

[imeandmyself07]

terrible comedian!

[devon8trillionaire]

@imeandmyself07 you sound stupiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

[imeandmyself07]

@devon8trillionaire What a vacous reply to my succinct comment. Everyone has a right to voice their opinion. Ineptitude is probably what you are suffering from youngster.

[devon8trillionaire]

@imeandmyself07 wow u deep Mr. philospher lol

[carolinaAzz555]

@imeandmyself07 lol omg u r tryin hard as hell to showcase w/e lil bit of intelligence u hv. Those multi-syllable words don't even fit neatly in that damn sentence. When I c this, I think of a dummy with a thesaurus. Seriously.

[imeandmyself07]

@carolinaAzz555 How very intelligent of you to resort to insults! Point out any discernably funny act or comment in that entire video if you may. If you are looking for a genuinely hilarious comedian Mike Epps isn't it. He is average at best. Might I suggest you look elsewhere if breathtaking comedy is what you seek. By and large, what you've seen on this webpage is utter garbage my polite (super intelligent) friend.

[anamariee12]

i never knew he had braids!

[WoodyzFirstLady]

the dude that stood up with the vest look good!!

[DUDEEE28]

he sucks...just like his career

[jellytots2008]

i like him better with braids 

[00peruvian00]

Fuck it come on!!! (leg shakes) hahah

[sodown4minez]

LMFAOOO,

[villagepiru]

Man yall niggaz arguin on this youtube sht are hella gay..

[skinpli]

if i ever see a white dude kickin his leg getting mad like that ? roflro im dyinggg mike is sick loll

[BlackSkullz09]

BTw i never said there arent any funny white comdedians its just harder to find any lol. Ever since eddie murphy in the 80's the comdey world has been Heavyly dominateed by blacks comics. Thats why you can NEVER compare them to white ones. Kat williams sold 5million copies of one of his comedy specials, thats huge cuz people like dane cook, larry the cable guy etc... sold like 200,000 copies thats crap compared to millions Kat willimas of Chriss rock sells.

[Tarateesh]

@BlackSkullz09 dude im not white, im Arab. I respect what you say and i respect the african community. But all im saying is dont be judging a whole race, no matter who it is if 1 or 2 persons say stupid things like racial comments towards the africans.

Theres good and bad everywhere, im not a racist person, and i know how it feels to be bullied by the western society. But on the other hand Arabs arn't perfect neither.

[BlackSkullz09]

@Tarateesh sigh.....man i didnt say that i said most of the comedians today who are Successful are black. I mean yea there are black comics who arent funny but a huge amount of the comedy buisness is dominated by black people. Lets be honest is Dane cook funnier than kat williams or eddie murphy?? come on now, but i hear what you said, im not being racist im just stating the ovious. blacks arent perfect to

[Tarateesh]

@BlackSkullz09 I dont know if blacks are dominating the comedy business, but all i know is eddie murphy is way funnier then dane cook. I dont even know who dane cook is, haha.

[BlackSkullz09]

@Tarateesh lol look dane cook on here on youtube he's a comedian who over acts his jokes and he kinda comes off gay lmao

[DaftSwank]

Is it true Mike Epps is going to portray Richard Pryor in a biopic?

[BlackSkullz09]

This is why i dont get white people, they camedians can make black jokes but if a black comedian ameks a white joke then its "oh that fuckin nigger, i hate him" boo fuckin hoo. Its fuckin comedy its nothign personal at all this why i tend not to go places where white people are. cuz if you go to a club with them these fuckers cant dance to save their life. lol

[Tarateesh]

@BlackSkullz09 Dont't be so ignorent and immature. There are white people just as funny as black people. Theres good and bad everywhere, and i understand the whole slave thing back in the days on how the whites treated the blacks. But you shouldn't be judging anybody or any race, cause the blacks are also not angels compared to the whites.

The same go's with asians, arabs, Latin and more. I hope you understand.

[BlackSkullz09]

@Tarateesh Umm first off your opinion is some crazy BS. Are you really comparing black people's struggle to white people?? LMao oh please your white the second you were born you had the world in your hands, im black the seconf i was born i had to struggle and work 4x harder than any white man would. So dont give that BS, until i hear that black people raped, beat, lynch and burn up white people for over 250 years then you can talk but until then keep your shit to yourself

[justinden99]

didn't even crack a smile. 

[AliiBaba101]

@justinden99 Watch some dave chappelle, lol. I dare u not to laugh

[justinden99]

@AliiBaba101 lol I love Chappelle!!

[tazmanoverdrive]

if it was white tellin jokes about black it wud b different wudn it there takin over

[tecarlos]

@tazmanoverdrive not really.

[SlighBaby]

this wasnt funny.

[smoke3665]

@SlighBaby , It's black comedy dumbass you proly don't undastand natin

[optemoz]

i love how stereotypical his white impression is.. cuz thats exactly how all white people act.. fuckin jerkoff.. now if a white dude was up there talkin bout "ohh lawds gots ta get me some wata melonssss" believe that shit wouldnt fly

fuckin typical jerkoff

[NysiLLest91]

@optemoz werd

[jmbrownsjcedu]

@optemoz look at america a few hundred years back and figure it out urself :)

[Armandojr2012]

hell yea

[atlboy82]

INGLEWOOOODDD!

[MsCitychic]

Mike Epps is funny as hell! I loved him in Next Friday.

[sephizinho]

Why does this shit have so many views.. i mean he sucked compared to some other comedians on this show

[CactusAM]

nigger not very funny.

i'd bust his skull open and eat his brains. he gotta gay vest on too! haha

[doctorsizzle]

@CactusAM OH FUCK a posting ass ZOMBIE

[CactusAM]

@doctorsizzle

brainz!

mo brainz.

[siberiantiger0]

"I've seen a n**a walkin' a rat in Compton one day . . . . " I was rolling on that one.

[ltuomela]

kid Capri looks like a bobber in that orange shirt..lol

[ImMrSoloDolo]

you think his red monkey jeans is real lmfao..O.o..

[pigletfanatic08]

@ImMrSoloDolo  wat

[Semyballer]

damnmnnnn i love that beat at the start rly sick!!!

big respect

[wparch]

Everybody is a damn critic!!! damn!!.. Mike epps is the man.. and I am not compairing the dude!!...

[pigletfanatic08]

@wparch hah

[flatout09]

is that tila tequila next to the guy mike was talking about ?

[KJSPianoGoddess]

@flatout09 No.

[SuperMelinda13]

@flatout09 NOPE. that isnt

[jellytots2008]

Mike Epps is so funny when he acts, if u watch any of his movies u will know wat i mean he is hilarious :)

[hussein807]

wasn't that funny

[divaa2009]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmike epppppppppppppppppppps

[porn1978]

he kept runnin outta jokes

[jebise003]

its funny cuz he seems so chill and happy and like you guys said he makes it up so randomly ..i mean ya its a little slower but thats cuz he didnt plan that shit out wait till he gets going it gets better

[medwards12345]

katt williams shit is more scripted mike epps is funny to people who can relate to the shit hes talking about

[Unovice]

Like the majority of comedians, he just re-uses his jokes... even some these jokes are in his new stand-ups....look it up

[westt34]

LOL whats so funny about epps is that you can tell he dont write his material he just does it as he goes sometimes i dont kno if he forget parts or he just improv the whole thing

[DJPAC2009]

hey i understand some of u like him but katt williams is the shit he is way more funny, just look at mike's crowd n look at katt's crowd how they laughin'

[LoveLautner1000]

3:09-3:38 are my favorite part. it's so funny! lol white guy