Demonstrating the Washlet Toto

[theroadrunner556]

:3

[erandall808]

why pay $1ooo.2,000 to have this idiot concraption in your bathroom? Look at all the parts to go broke. does it clean itself if you have a bad "spray" case of diarehea? I dont think so. this thing is a bad ideal. give me a flush toilet and a good roll of toilet paper anytime. (total cost of a good flush toilet and 4 tolls of scott paper is under $500. installed.

[EgaoNoGenki]

@erandall808 Could your ancestor have written this; dated October 1911:

"Why pay a year's wages to have this addled horseless carriage sitting by your home? See the parts that will soon go foul down yonder that hill. Does it feed itself if your Tin Lizzie runs out of its special drink you call "gasoline" far from town? Nay, so I object! This newfangled auto-buggy is a scary conveyance! Give me a horse & saddle anytime. (Total price of a thoroughbred & saddle lands south of $100, pre-trained.)"

[pureefficient]

its a crapper and masturbation tool in one. So you can jerk off while you crap and crap while you jerking off-testimonial by pimp my ride

[iornmaden101]

@pureefficient Mabey useful for women but when a man feels liquid spraying into their anus/scrotum it'd be more like that visit to your uncle larrys house alone.

[irenehollimon]

that is too funny!

[Brandon9854]

Why are you worried about the toilet paper? You've gotta toilet that cleans your ass! haha.

[EgaoNoGenki]

@Brandon9854 Exactly. My apartment's owners take care of the water bill, hence supply me free water. On the other hand, does your apartment supply free toilet paper?

[Kamelkatze]

ok so there is a toilet with an extra stick that blows water at your butt to clean it?! and it's from japan?? The guys that invented tentacle rape mangas?

I think now I will never go there

[phatcatgal89]

When toilets attack!

[tyw311]

I hear they have a massage function now as well.

[87tommot78]

don't worry about the wet TP, homie, you've got the WASHLET!!! and it's got air dry. it's honestly the cadillac of toilet seats . . . lol

[unKut1004]

:D :D :D :D :D

[TIMSNAKEMAN]

i wonder how many girl's have gotten off with these

[cupwithhandles]

If you position your hind area just right and relax your you-know-what, and set the water pressure on high, these Japanese washlets give you a decent, deep cleaning enema (not a joke)

[Dartagnant]

Demolition man toilets..we now know how they worked

[tyw311]

@Dartagnant

Still can't figure out those damned three seashells though!

[EgaoNoGenki]

@tyw311 Get your answer at the "alt.inventors" Usenet group. Search "3 seashells" and behold!

[Ryakashi]

I dont want it to warm up, my ass needs wiping NOW

[PsalmHymnSamHim]

how about a licking?

[WorldTerminus]

Kinky

[ChomuSclavus]

Wiping is NEVER as good as washing with the washlet, no matter how many times you wipe.

[EgaoNoGenki]

@Ryakashi After you take your truck mudding, wipe one side with a dry towel, then wash another side with a hose. Which side looks better?

[johntylerbush]

we don't have them because of the toilet paper lobby, think about how much you spend on toilet paper in a year, they don't want to loose that cash

[PsalmHymnSamHim]

Dear johnbrush,

You don't want it in the lobby, man; you need it in the can -in case you run out.

.

[briahna93]

how come they dont have those in america, we could have them in america but still have the toilet paper if your not in the mood to get wet

[stuge5011]

I imagine that some clever Tom will Replace the spray with a camera, or have them both.... lawl

[kc7fys]

These are common here in Japan. Let me ask you this: if you have poo on someplace, do you want to wipe at it with a bit of dry paper and call it a day? Or do you want to wash it with water?

[mexicracker530]

i love how you have toilet paper in a bathroom where you have a "toilet paperless" item.

[gnookergi]

Well, there are still people who prefer the old fashion way.

[mexicracker530]

true, but would it make sense to have both...i mean the point of this toilet is to save paper initially, but if you are using both then you are actually going backwords in the eco friendly dept.

[tyw311]

@gnookergi

how old? you mean your hand?

I think they still do that in afghanistan.

[killthepixelnow]

Hahaha you mess with the Washlet... the Washlet attacks! It doesn't want to be touched like that!