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  • According to the bible, the disciples wrote it. Learn your shit so you don't keep embarrassing yourself.

  • so she's stupid.....

  • People should have a licence to breed, so that stupidity can be contained.

  • Wow.....just wow. Seriously...seek help. Any historian and anyone who has actually read the bible can answer that very question. Next time, don't post dumb questions right when you wake up. It's better to be fully awake to use that noodle of yours.

  • well everyone who have something to write with

  • If Harry Potter doesn't exist, who wrote Harry Potter? (First commented by OccamKant)

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  • wtf?????? the tooth fairy wrote the motherfucking bible you ignorate bitch!!!!!

  • OH MY GOD!! this is hilarious!!!

  • Ha ha! What a stupid cow!

  • Ha ha! What a stupid cow!

  • Ha ha! What a stupid cow!

  • Ha ha! What a stupid cow!

  • a high arabian guy

  • I can't tell if she is kidding or serious. I really hope she is kidding.

  • If God doesn't exist, THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

  • If God doesn't exist... then who wrote the...

    Wait...

  • Hahahahaha!

    Wait, you were serious.

  • @WatchMeShrink130 then let me laugh even harder!

  • The real question is..How did god write the bible...with a pen and simple paper or with his notebook and then printed copies for the humans?? hahaha..

    "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." Albert Einstein

    I believe people like you offer nothing to humanity but instead wasting resources and food that some people could eat and use...people who really deserve to be around!

  • LMFAO <3

  • goddammit isn't it obvious, it was chuck norris !!!

  • You know I think she has a point you know who did write the Bible if it wasn't God I mean OBVIOUSLY humans don't have the ability to write so I mean

  • boobs

  • I don't think i have ever heard something so stupid come out of anyones mouth.

  • If Harry Potter doesn't exist, then who wrote Harry Potter?

  • According to christians, god instructed humans what to write in the bible.

    I just grabbed a bible and god told me to write this inside of it (Pamela Foreman is an idiot)

    So it be written, so it be true. LOL

  • tell us the dream, i can sleep

  • A bunch of insane dudes. Even christians don't believe god wrote the bible dumbass.

  • I was going to comment "why isn't this in the comedy category?" but it is.

  • Even catholics give a dislike to this video… jajaja

  • If Harry Potter doesn't exist, who wrote Harry Potter?

  • If god doesn't exist then who was phone??

  • human being, duh?

  • Voi repeta o intrebare simpla,dar al naibii de complexa.Cine a fost primul-oul sau gaina?Cine stie raspunsul nu va mai trai in ignoranta.

  • Youtube "QI Mithras". Maybe then you will understand why I don't believe god had anything to do with the bible.

  • This has GOT to be a troll. 1/10. try harder

  • 2/10 on troll scale. you can do better.

  • Wasn't it Luke and Mathew and a bunch of other guys?

  • is this real?

  • lol... is she for real...human wrote the bible... men wrote it to controlthe masses... unreal...

  • Anyone could have of wrote it..

  • Are u virus..I mean serious? or just want this to go viral :O

  • Have you ever seen god? Have you ever actually spoken to god like have a conversation? Have you ever smelt or tasted god (you definently would if he actually existed, Right up the bum hole) no you have not therefore how can he exist? it is not proven that he can possibly sceintifically exist and it is not proven that he has ever existed, now you might bring up jesus and yeah this jesus guy could of existed but I bet he was fucking high on some drugs some proper heavy shit.

  • I have a very simple question for you: Who created god? Think about that one.

  • hmmm, maybe the people who believed in god u tardzzz

  • you just woke up and you've already said so many bullshits? I dont want to imagine the rest of your day baby:)

  • whaatttt!"!1 what kinda of a question is that man..."who WROTE the bible?" XD lol

  • Who wrote the Bible? The Bible was written in the Persian Period by goat herders. It is a pack of lies - proven lies.

  • if god exists and god is all good, because if god has an ounce of bad he is the devil. Right?

    If God exists at what point would god say NO you can't come into heaven, at what point does something become unforgivable?

    Put simply: If a person kills another person would god forgive them? If he does it would mean that killing a person is OK? maybe they feel remorse and that's why they are forgiven. BUT then again its easy to feel remorse AFTER the act is it not. .........

  • @loupixuk So lets say that its unforgivable for a person to kill another person, rightly so. to what point does this forgiveness end?

    WE are all guilty of killing animals for food? not hunting them naturally and giving them a chance in life, BUT breeding them Purely as food and clothing. is this unforgivable too?

    I am betting most God worshipping people would say that animals are different to people, How arrogant is that?

  • @loupixuk OK look at another crime, We all live in houses in towns and cities. is it forgiveable that we demolish forests, destroy landscape, poison waters...etc. Is this forgiveable?

    The list is endless and NO ONE is guilt free, if GOD exists then we are ALL going to HELL, because any GOD who forgives a person who KNOWINGLY eats meat from bread animals, drives a car polluting the air along roads that have destroyed the landscape ect the list again is endless...

  • @loupixuk well they are not a true GOD by definition!

  • if the paper no exist, how god make a blible?

  • Okay......idk if you were still like half asleep when you did this video or what, but god didn't write the bible. His desciples did, you know, Mathew, Mark, Luke, John, ect...

  • umm im an athiest and im not saying its wut we all think but i thnk that a bunch of people not god not some wierd dude watchin us jack off a bunch of people

  • Remember the uploader isn't the actual person! So don't talk shit about the uploader.

  • Qua-qua-QUAD FACEPALM!

  • RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG­GEEEEEEEEE

  • Stop posting hating comments on this video. The uploader is not the person on the video.

  • If Vampires don't exist, who wrote Twilight?

  • This is parody.

  • Is this a serious question?

  • AFAIK, very-very often, it says who wrote it right in the title: "The Gospel According to" Matthew or someone, right?

    Where someone'd say "G_d's book", an' "Word of G_d" (I use the respectful form Jews use--well, why not?), and stuff, everyone--including any Christian person--would mean it was written *through* blood-filled, spit-swallowing, air-gulping human creatures. That humans channeled/were inspired by the guy/G_d, see--ask at Sunday School!

    Hoping your dreams get better soon... :(

    <3.

  • oh my god!! you are an actual actual ACTUAL spaztic!!!! MAN wrote the bible! ya daft wee cow! Do you think God sat at a table with a wee biro pen and wrote it himself?! NO! he didn't! cause he doesn't exist and you are clearly just a pitiful wee brainwashed scrubber! You clearly require a carer!!

  • omfg is this little pathetic, ignorant excuse for a human being serious?...please tell me this is parody?....please keep on believing and please keep your mind shut to all the evidence outthere please...without people like you i would have no1 to laugh at....wow just fucking wow...to how stupid you are....hope you have a nice religious life....im sure your god will be grateful....lolololol

  • LOL you think god wrote the bible?! LOL

  • The stupidity of Christians amazes me sometimes.

  • @wow0806 thats not nice lol why cant we all just get along

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  • cant she differentiate between non-Christians and atheists?

  • if i don't exist THEN WHO FARTED?

  • @kingkonghitme lolololol

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL this chick is retarded LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL she doesnt even know her religion

  • Well, it's in the titles of the books or not? I mean, for example, the books of Moses were written by Moses, right? The Evangeliums were written by the Four Evangelists, right? Or who else was Mathew, Mark, Luke and John?

  • matthew mark luke and john did...........

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA! such a STUPID question im not going to waste time answering it. after all, im sure many INTELLIGENT people have told you already.

  • Did Jesus fuck you in your dream?

  • Did Jesus fuck you in your dream?

  • Did Jesus fuck you in your dream?

  • congratulations on becoming a demotivational! R-tard!

  • congratulations on becoming a demotivational! R-tard!

  • Ahaha!!! Atheists will come to chew your toes when you'll be asleep!

    Come on, sweety, i'm christian too but for His sake, just get a brain!

  • LOL that bitch is funny and stupid

  • MEN

    

  • When I eat a bowl of alfabet soup I crap arguments better then that.

  • ITS NOT CRUEL. ITS FACT BITCH.

  • It took you all night to think of that question?

    I wish my university would employ you to come up with exam questions, I'd pass my degree no sweat.

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  • Man of course. Man wrote the bible

  • thank you, artige for bringing me this video.

  • ready education time for you.. the bible was created by four writers Matt, Luke, John and Mark, god did not crate the bible, it was the recorded words of those people who say that these events have happened and that we must follow the rules that have been presented, so in all trueness god never created the bible we were meant to be able to connect with god however sins have got in our life style blocking our communication with god, and by the way i'm atheist I believe in solid facts i.e science

  • Dumb bitch. I'm not the slightest bit religious and even I know the bible is written by man nobody, not even Christians believe God himself wrote the bible.

    Why are you stupid?

  • Some guy with a pencil???

  • hahahaha. yeah, this totally makes sense. way to make a valid argument that no one can possibly prove inaccurate.

  • How someone can be so ridiculous...

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  • Girl you can't say god wrote the bible. U weren't there when it was written were u. I doubt it very much because if you were you would be thousands and thousands of years old. Personally I hate the bible because where about does it mention dinosaurs in the bible. They actually existed because we have proof of them. For all u know anything could have wrote the bible like a cat, dog, lamp, pillow, rock, paper, scissors, a dinosaur or maybe just a hobo who wanted to get some quick money TROLLS ROCK

  • @ihateeverythingpink1 man i agree with you sort of first of all she would only be 1800 years old because the first book of the bible wasnt written until 200 AD and second in the bible each book has the authors name at the top (except a couple) the book of "JOHN" the book of "LUKE" and so on it was their stories and all the books werent put together until about 1600 AD i will agree with you on its bullshit there are so many flaws in it and its those authors stories no fact what so ever haha
  • Morgan Freeman has cotton candy, your argument is invalid.

  • 5,623 people have a brain

  • Your gonna have to to better than that.

    *atheism increased to 43*

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  • That's just ridiculous!!! There is no way that anyone could use a light sabre with such a small handle!!

  • troll rank: 7.5

  • this is f***ing halarious

  • It takes a real Christian to believe that God wrote the bible. Come on now.. Please tell me she didn't think that was a valid question right?

  • I'am here for Age of meme's post...

  • A group of bishops in the council at Carthage in 397 A.D assembled the Bible.

  • “Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.”

    She is too much of an easy target to even argue with... at least READ THE BIBLE before you post videos!!!

  • does she know shes stupid?

  • "think about that one, think about it." apparently you didn't think about it too well either.....

    because God didn't even write the Bible ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE.

  • if harry potter doesnt exist, who wrote harry potter?

  • @IAmDanielCohen Are you suggesting that J. K. Rowling wrote the Bible? It explains why everybody -- even God -- has light and dark, but it all depends upon which part we choose to act on.

  • @IAmDanielCohen Well that was just a man!

    ...wait...

  • @IAmDanielCohen Well that was just a man!

    ...wait...

  • I love how she whispers *atheists* lol

  • Tolkien.

  • "If Harry Potter doesn't exist ....Who wrote Harry Potter's books?"

    it is the same thing

  • This is a joke. If god didn't write the bible who did? Well for one man did. It's a figure made up by mand, and it was made up by man to try and find the simplest answer possible, but seeing as science uses FACTS to back itself up, not just spurting nonsense.

  • This video almost makes me ashamed to be a Christian.

  • God is Gay

  • @compsciguy okay then that means God didnt have to write the bible? someone else might have

  • Uhm.. Seriously?

  • If god doesn't exist who wrote this comment ? think about that one - think about it

    ahh duh let me think , A HUMAN ! 1 million $ thank you very much.

    God would not have created a book with man made words, also the word god itself should not exist. A PUNY human does not have the right to name something that is unknown until after death. If you admit that you do not know and do not name it than you are next to it. In reality a person such as the Pope would farthest away.

  • *facepalm*

  • Christians aren't even backing you up on this one... Learn your own religion, then preach about it.

  • I hope for your sake, I really do, that this is a fail attempt at a troll...

  • ehem ehem...did u know, humans have the ability to write anything?

    im not an atheist nor a god believer(notic how i didn't put capital g for god ;)),but if tht many thousands of yrs ago i was to write a text and say it was from god many would have believed me CUZ THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO BELIEVE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm God, prove me wrong

  • DAMN, she is so right! If only other humans had the ability to read and write, then we would have a solid statement to fight back with!

  • If Harry Potter doesn't exist.. than who wrote Harry Potter?

  • @His0wnFoot Facebook fanpage? :3

  • For everyone's sanity.....it was me who wrote the Bible...just saying...

  • Stephenie Meyer. Just another load of shit.

  • thinking....thinking....thinki­ng.....thinking....thinking...­.thinking.... nope. nothing.

  • Thank you Pam, I have left my atheism and I'm a christian now thanks to your demonstration

  • @zovkOocelu You Sir/Ma'am are an EPIC WIN!!! XD

  • @oxoxaPpLePaiZxoxo thank ya :D

  • I REALLY hope she's trolling...

  • not sure if trolling or just really really really stupid

  • daft question, i could also ask who wrote the qur'an, Veda, Upanishads, most holy books that exist claim that they are the word of god even the book of Mormon is apparently the word of god even though it was written by Joseph smith. so if gods wrote all these books which is the right god to believe in, since the bible says their is only one god Hinduism must be wrong but Hinduism has many gods and many gods wouldn't lie so Christianity must be wrong, thus you rule out all religion.

  • If Harry Potter doesn't exist, who wrote Harry Potter?

  • @zovkOocelu I salute you ;D

  • @QuillsAndOwls hahah :*

  • Pritty sure the bible was written a few hundred or a hundred years after. This surposed jesus jesus cunt died. Jesus wasnt god fuck knos y ppl even call him that the dog. S

  • You had a dream, that must make it real!!!!

  • Has to be a troll. You can't possibly be that dumb...

  • WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT!

    You had such an awesome flame war going and you had to ruin it. The word of god does not translate to god wrote the bible, fuck sake, now I can't post this to people and have them believe you.

    Sigh, disappoint.

  • Hmm.

    Inception happened to you. :)

  • @roneldhino LOL'd

  • men

  • I did. I wrote the Bible.

    I have been out and about for thousands of years, always living in secrecy, always faking my death whenever people would notice that I never aged. I have seen medieval Scotland, feudal Japan, the French Revolution...

    My name?

    Connor. Connor MacLeoud

  • hahahahahaha what a fucking moron

  • JA - JA - JA - JA - JA!!!!

  • Jesus was Black.

  • Oh shit! That's a debate winning argument right there

  • Also, Aliens.

    Aliens wrot ethe bible. XDD

  • I like how she whispers "athiests" XDD

  • you have got to be joking me im not an atheist or religious but this takes dumb to a whole new level like i understand that the reason people think god is real is because they want to to believe in something that gives them hope (i guess) but i mean this is just stupid

    PLUS ONE WORD THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING = EVA...F**KING...LUTION!!!!

    Please like so this comment can be seen :)

  • The bible is like a story. God is the main "hero" so to speak and let's compare this to something we all know like harry potter. harry is the hero. so, both authors came up with a story board and wrote a book. basically, the bible is practically a novel but nothing in it can be true. I mean, whoever heard of someone who can feed a thousand people or something with a few fish. a bit of bullshit there me thinks.