funny humor com/jokes /1151 dot php You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 12-26. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
You must be suprised that I am writing to you today, the 26th of December, Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month, when filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter, I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades and a football uniform.
I destroyed my brain studing the whole year, not only was I first in my class, I had the best grades in the whole school. I am not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighbourhood better behaved than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbours. I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker for the whole fucking year, to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little cunt*(can't read it) across the street so many toys that he can't walk into his house.
Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat arse down my chimney next year, I'll fuck you up, I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you will have to walk back to the fucking north pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA, next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.
who wrote this who eva u are ur stupied u dumhead
laessex503 2 months ago
LMFAO I think that is so funny
The1Mickonator 10 months ago
????
DoberFlush 1 year ago
hahahaahahaaaaha lmmao so funny!!!
Bartsk84272 2 years ago
funny humor com/jokes /1151 dot php You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 12-26. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
CheekiMnky 2 years ago
Holy shit my family found that on the internet and we read it and all had a good laugh on christmas..
OMGiloveyouSpongebob 2 years ago
omg1!
LittleMissGiggle101 2 years ago
this letter is funny on a number of levels!
xcarlyxmariex 2 years ago
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worldhunger8 2 years ago
LOL... where did you find this?
pranker456 3 years ago
search on google funny letter to santa and searh pictures its the first picture
101daisyduck 2 years ago
Dear Santa
You must be suprised that I am writing to you today, the 26th of December, Well I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month, when filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter, I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of rollerblades and a football uniform.
Aitken1230 3 years ago 7
I destroyed my brain studing the whole year, not only was I first in my class, I had the best grades in the whole school. I am not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighbourhood better behaved than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbours. I would go on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.
Aitken1230 3 years ago 9
What balls you have leaving me a fucking yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat prick, that you've taken me for a sucker for the whole fucking year, to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little cunt*(can't read it) across the street so many toys that he can't walk into his house.
Aitken1230 3 years ago 6
Don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat arse down my chimney next year, I'll fuck you up, I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you will have to walk back to the fucking north pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike. FUCK YOU SANTA, next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT COCKSUCKER.
Sincerely
Little Johnny
Aitken1230 3 years ago 11
i cant read shit
kitten911808 3 years ago
yeah didnt knw that did you
this is my new channel ASSHOLE
music5and5peace16 3 years ago
you do know NO ONE can read it. oh let me just go get my mangifying glass...
limegreenshampoo 4 years ago
why dont they fucking read it to us! piece og shits!
oakelydude 4 years ago 5
dude wat if i cant speak u feel like an ass now
tigersfan13 4 years ago
Your Mute? O.o
Prenemesis91 3 years ago
@tigersfan13 can you speak?
brea23246 1 year ago
@tigersfan13 Well, you could have used a text-to-speech program.
TheEPICtrainrider 1 year ago