Actually, how can this count as blasphemy? It doesn't say anything bad about those damn crackers, it just involves them in an absurd joke. If anything it makes more fun of cheap restaurant commercials.
Theyre not Jesus until the priest magically Jesusizes them into the body. Before that theyre just wafers. they need to be Jesusized with transubstantiaion. No one cares if theyre not consecrated.
@RondelayAOK It is not a hate crime but a parody mocking a funny belief. A hate crime, also known as bias-motivated crimes, occur when a perpetrator targets a victim because of his or her perceived membership in a certain social group, usually defined by racial group, religion, sexual orientation, disability, class, ethnicity, nationality, age, gender, gender identity, social status or political affiliation. Parody, even badly done parody, in not a crime. :-) But it is funny.
@RondelayAOK You may have been thinking "Hate Speech" Which would also be wrong, but less wrong than your guess at Hate Crime. "Hate speech is any speech, gesture or conduct, writing, or display which is forbidden because it may incite violence or prejudicial action against... protected individual or group." --wiki/Hate_speech
Just prior to the consecration of the mass, if someone added arsenic to the elements of bread and wine, would the poison within those elements be changed and made harmless after the consecration was finished, and would the priest and the people now partake of these changed substances, if not why not?
@fordtruxdad Funny stuff ~~ I like that question ~~ I bet though ~~ if the priest knew there was poison in the elements ~~ I can see a lot of them abstaining from partaking ~~ it would test their faith & also the false doctrine of Transubstantiation.
You can make all the snide comments you want, post all the disgusting videos you want, but in the end you will have to face Jesus and atone for what you've done. Be prepared for hell, seriously.
I get that some people think Catholics take ourselves way too seriously, but the Host is something sacred, it's not to be made fun of or used to get a rise out of people. I will not say anything bad about the people involved, just that I personally found this a bit offensive...
@resarie85 I find it offensive that you follow a man that protects pedophiles. I wonder which is worse, making fun of a magic cracker or raping children.
@DarkBunnyLord Because a few people are seriously disturbed and should not be in society, much less a church, does not mean that all priests are this way. How about the Southern Baptist preachers that have been in the news and locked up for caning people's children for disobedience? Some have done this, but I know not all are this way. Only a fool condemns the whole for the sins of a few. And as far as a magic cracker, yeah, I guess so considering it cleans my soul and fills me with God's light
@DarkBunnyLord So basically, you're saying that you have proof that the Pope has molested or is condoning molestation? Wow.... I guess you don't watch the news....
@resarie85 I guess you don't watch the news or read posts properly.
I never said he molested children, he helped cover up priests doing it.
16 years of letters of warning from bishops about molestations they knew where happening went ignored.
At one point a return letter halted any action from being taken saying that the offender was in poor health and had repented so he should not be put on trial for his crimes.
There's nothing overzealous about objecting to a discriminatory double standard. If this hate speech were directed at Jews or black people, Youtube would turn it over to the FBI and remove it for fear of the the ADL and the NAACP launching boycotts and lawsuits. I recommend all Christians boycott Youtube until it stops empowering hate sperch against us.
The comaprison fails for several reasons.1st, no one posts cow-slaughter videos to Youtube with the deliberate, express purpose of offending Hindus.
2nd, the word "sacred" has different meanings. An object may be "sacred" because of what it symbolizes/represents. For example, the cow may REPRESENT Earth Mother to Hindus. Catholics believe that the Eucharist actually IS the Body of Christ.
True but that is also because no hindu try and "phyiscall restrain" anyone eating beef.
Secondly "Catholics believe that the Eucharist actually IS the Body of Christ"
What diffrence dose that make other than to show how deluded catholic are.
Part of the reason why people do this is because the reaction from catholic is haliarious.... You would think they would be more outraged over peadhpolie priest
@badpanda84 1) No one posts cow-slaughter videos with the deliverate intent of offending Hindus 2) Things can be sacred in different ways. To the Hindus the cow reps. earth mother, the monkey reps. divine wisdom. But Catholics believe the eucharist IS Christ. 3) A person has a right to do what the wish with their own property; if you own a cow you can kill it. The eucharist is the property of the Catholic Church for the express purpose of consumption. These people have stolen something.
@badpanda84 That may be true in this 1 case, but there are other cases such as Prof. Richard Dawkins who sent a student into a church to steal the Eucharist and return it to his lab for "experimentation." If a university prof. attached any other religion that way he'd be fired. And YouTube would never let stand videos mocking or denying the Holocaust, Holocaust memorial descrations, or KKK recruitment. This is an equality issue. Policy should be applied equally or not at all.
@tec048 really and you have footage of this - ( apprently it just a wafer until it has ben blessed) -- 'Holocaust memorial descrations, or KKK recruitment"
yes but those are real events in history - unlike some magic crackers - besides if it really was the body of Jesus why are catholic afriad to get it DNA tested - its because deep down they know its BS
@tec048 "If this hate speech were directed at Jews or black people"
I'm sure Jew and black people wouldnt consider eating cracker hate speech. Catholic are just a bunch of cry babies. They dont know what hate speech is..
@badpanda84 I see no point in debating an illiterate who cannot remain on topic. All the points you raised were dismantled and now you resort to personal attacks because you can't think of anything better. Even the people you claim to admire, such as Professor Dawkins, would cringe at the thought of having you on their side. As a professional educator, I apologize for our system failing you so badly in the skills of literacy and logic. If ignorance is bliss, I wish you much joy.
@tec048 ???? Personally attacks?? Name one personal attack I made agaist you. Not my fault if you get offened so easily...
Anyway you still havent show how this video is hate speech - besides unless they show the wafer actually being conscrated on the video chances are they just purchased it from the store
I think that a distinction needs to be made between strange religous beliefs and the fact that some people are just born whiny bitches. Regular folk, regardless of religious belief, don't throw a fit about something like a stolen church host. Whiny bitches would throw a fit regardless. You can be Christian, Hindu, Buddhist, Atheist, there's bound to be a few whiny bitches who will complain that others "need to respect my belief" while the others are too busy getting laid to care otherwise.
Guys calm the fuck down! They're CRACKERS! Nothing more than friggin CRACKERS. and i agree with the previous post saying that the only reason people "desecrate" this so called "consecrated" hunk of flour, is because the reaction from catholics is side-splitting
Hosts by themselves are nothing, simply unleavened flour and water. It takes the hands and prayers of a priest in Mass to make them the Body of our Lord.
Yeah, because prayers work and priests are magicians. Wait, no... that's for the adults who got stuck reading fairy tales and still likes going to their "secret club" for "jedi-masters" where they learn all about secret magic and how they're the center of the universe.
This is exactly like the Holocaust! I'm so very upset; how dare this heathen not take (presumably unblessed) unleavened crackers as seriously as Catholics do!
Getting upset about this is ridiculous, sometimes wafers go bad, the priest doesn't have to eat those. It's not blasphemy for him to throw them out. Because they have no inherent holiness.
Of course, no insult to jesus is acceptable. Maybe I chose the wrong words in my first comments. Let me correct myself: That is the biggest insult to Jesus ever.
My English is probabl not good enough to understand the word 'liberal' but I am afraid, I don't really understand your question.
definition from wikipedia: Liberalism (from the Latin liberalis, "of freedom; worthy of a free man, gentlemanlike, courteous, generous"[1]) is the belief in the importance of individual freedom.
From my point of view, the word liberal doesn't seem to be offensive but if you want to insult Him with that word, then I would say, 'yes, it is an insult'.
Christ forgave Mary Magdaline, yet at the same time admonished her to "go and sin no more". If its possible for Christ, is possible for me in living out the Gospel.
Christ calls us also to defend our faith, as he did during his 40 days in the Desert, like him we do so rationally. Death Threats are far from rational.
God doesn't need to stand up when He doesn't want to because you all who disrespect his flesh and blood are destroying yourself. Thus, in the end, your self-destruction is your own free will.
I did NOT say, God would not feel offended. Read my comments thoroughly, and don't dare to twist my words!! I said, 'God doesn't need to stand up when He doesn't want to'... But still he feels offended, even when he doesn't do anything about it.
@socialissues2009 So what if he feel offended. If he dosent need to stand up for himself then why dose he need a third party to get offend on his behalf.
I was raised in a catholic household, so the last time I went to a Catholic wedding, I took communion in order to prevent the drama, and some lady on the church staff came running out because I didn't eat the host fast enough. She actually followed us to the wedding reception to try to single me out in front of people. What a fucking cunt. I'm not singling Catholics out in particular, but overly-religious people, angry atheists included, need to keep to learn to shut the fuck up.
Please try to understand. Overly-Relegious People on the Atheist side have taken Consercrated hosts and done God only knows what. Not that far from my Parish someone stoled 2 whole Ciboriums filled with Consercrated Hosts.
All the comments from outraged, overzealous Catholics are almost as funny as the video. "How dare you mock our holy crackers! You shall burn in the lake of fire, heathens"!
Forgive them Father for they do not know what they do....wow...I say the same thing..if you knew what you are doing and what is coming to you you wouldnt be able to take it, you would tremble of fear...God's wrath will certainly get to you, God forgives though, repent and receive forgiveness from God...dont wait...HELL is not a place you want to be and you will if you continue. GOD IS LOVE, why dont you burn a statue of the DEVIL? he is always burning and He wont mind...
I think Jesus would actually laugh at this, it's not meant to insult but to make people smile. Come to think about it, I think what Jesus hates is closed minded people like you (like the ones who crucified him, remember..?)
the only 1 you'r making smile is the DEVIL, how sad, the devil is happy, Jesus is crying ,sobbing for you.I feel sorry for u look @ your screen name, it is sad,I'm sure u will understand, u seem smart.,but acting pretty stupid...HELL is waiting,unless u repent & ammend 4 all these blasphemy,again, BURN THE DEVIL, He's in HELL ANYWAY.U want HEAVEN? go see a priest.confess ur horrible desecration,only GOD can forgive u.i feel pity for ur soul & all the others like you.
It all comes back to intent. The intent of this video is to make people laugh and smile through parody. And I think God would approve of anything that makes people laugh and smile. It's hurting no one, and amusing hundreds, if not thousands, of YouTube viewers.
In other words, I think God would approve of this video for its noble intent. People say the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, but I disagree. If your intentions are good, then you are a good person.
As a Catholic, I LOL'd so hard at this! Once when I was a kid, someone spilled Coke on unblessed wafers by accident, so they let me eat them all... I was SO excited lol...
of course, if its blessed, its still merely just a circular wafer.
To believe that it turns in to the body of a long dead person of doubtable historicity at the saying of some 'magic words' is simply laughable.
Sorry if I've rained on your collective insanity parade, but until someone analyses a blessed wafer and finds human flesh and DNA that wasn't there before it was blessed I will go on thinking you need to get back on your trolley.
But that's the point isn't it? Catholic doctrine is that it LITERALLY becomes actual Jesus flesh when blessed. To Catholics it is NOT symbolism. This is one of the points on which almost all other denominations disagree with them and see it as a metaphor.
Its hilarious how many ppl take this vid so seriously. Why is religion so important? Live your life, ppl!! Why waste ur time on superstitious beliefs?
Im catholic and I think this is funny as hell. Host does taste amazing cuz it rele doesnt taste like anythis its like the water of bread if you get what i mean
V funny. It's a shame that some people who have left comments here are completely bereft of a sense of humour or capable of lateral thinking, mind you I am English so I do have a sense of humor!!!
ahahahaha! For all you people who wonder why nonbelievers feel so compelled to mock Christianity...
The Church brutally tortured + killed thousands of Aztecs because the native ceremonies resembled the eucharist. (Amaranth, once an important protein-rich and extremely drought-resistant staple grain for millions, THEIR sacred bread, was thus wiped out in America.)
Free speech, even mockery, is a GREAT defense against such murderous behavior, evil acts that should NEVER be forgotten.
Do you think nonbelievers have never tortured, murdered, raped, etc. etc.? I don't think evil should ever be forgotten, but did you think to say "thanks" to all of the "believers", especially Catholics who headed down to New Orleans after Katrina and who are found all over the world working for the poor by running hospitals, orphanages, schools, etc.? Surely you have something better to do with your time. Gotta go, I've got Jail Ministry tonight. What are you doing?
All of you should just deal with it. If you don't like the video, ignore it! Just because someone uses a religion for a basis of humor, doesn't mean that they deserve to be criticized this harshly. Just leave the video alone and begone! Jeez, it's a single video, yet every person who believes in a religion is "offended". Really...deal with it.
Why don't people get it? It isn't whether or not others believe what Catholics believe. It is the horrible and hate filled ACTION of obtaining a consecrated Host in order to defile and film it for the internet, that is HIGHLY disturbing. It is JUST as disturbing to Catholics as to any religion who has seen their holy books or items of worship defiled. No one should do this. No one has the right to do this.Whether the hate crime is burning Torah or flushing the Koran or defiling a Host it's HATE!
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I hope this video is removed. I can't believe how many videos of this nature are on Youtube. It's so offensive to Catholics that there hasn't been much done.
Well, you exorsized your freedom of speech. I will exorsize my freedom also: That is a terrible slam against many of the main line Christian churches that have a faith connection between unleaven bread and Jesus. You are a first class bigot.
This is my Body, this is my Blood, and this is my restaurant! - Jesus
FSMDudeFan 3 months ago
oh man... i'm catholic and this was hilarious.
the bit at the end was the best though
next time i go to mass i am seriously going to be almost laughing when i get the host...
emointheory 3 months ago
Actually, how can this count as blasphemy? It doesn't say anything bad about those damn crackers, it just involves them in an absurd joke. If anything it makes more fun of cheap restaurant commercials.
Benjy3634 6 months ago
WTF OMG HOLY SHIT JUST STFU AND LAUGH
rroobbbb1 6 months ago
That was not funny at all, brother. !!
Omnix774 6 months ago
YOU WILL PAY HIGH PRICE FOR OFFENDING GOD SOON!!!
JezusSlave 6 months ago
@JezusSlave if god doesn't like being offended then he's hardly god is he!
leptismagna10 3 months ago
@leptismagna10 do you like to be offended?
Would you sacrifice your life for anyone if you had no feelings?
JezusSlave 3 months ago
@JezusSlave no i don't believe in human sacrifice.
leptismagna10 3 months ago
@leptismagna10 so you are selfish
JezusSlave 3 months ago
Theyre not Jesus until the priest magically Jesusizes them into the body. Before that theyre just wafers. they need to be Jesusized with transubstantiaion. No one cares if theyre not consecrated.
MercuryRis 7 months ago
Discrace to Jesus.Jesus said you can only have his body 2 times a day.Thumbs if you agree.Even my priest told me.
fireblaze82 7 months ago
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This is hateful and absolutely disgusting. Christianity seems to be the last acceptable prejudice.
sbeckett91 9 months ago
This is hateful and absolutely disgusting. Christianity seems to be the last acceptable prejudice.
sbeckett91 9 months ago
@sbeckett91 Very funny.
FreeThoughtSolution 8 months ago
Goofball. This is insulting and qualifies as a federal hate crime.
RondelayAOK 9 months ago
@RondelayAOK It is not a hate crime but a parody mocking a funny belief. A hate crime, also known as bias-motivated crimes, occur when a perpetrator targets a victim because of his or her perceived membership in a certain social group, usually defined by racial group, religion, sexual orientation, disability, class, ethnicity, nationality, age, gender, gender identity, social status or political affiliation. Parody, even badly done parody, in not a crime. :-) But it is funny.
FreeThoughtSolution 8 months ago
@RondelayAOK You may have been thinking "Hate Speech" Which would also be wrong, but less wrong than your guess at Hate Crime. "Hate speech is any speech, gesture or conduct, writing, or display which is forbidden because it may incite violence or prejudicial action against... protected individual or group." --wiki/Hate_speech
FreeThoughtSolution 8 months ago
I loved it! :)) My friend actually knows a place where they sell hosts. They aren't blessed, but they're still good!
helohola26 11 months ago
Just prior to the consecration of the mass, if someone added arsenic to the elements of bread and wine, would the poison within those elements be changed and made harmless after the consecration was finished, and would the priest and the people now partake of these changed substances, if not why not?
glizag 11 months ago
@glizag Also, since the host is supposed to be the very body of Christ, would the poison kill him off?
fordtruxdad 9 months ago
@fordtruxdad Funny stuff ~~ I like that question ~~ I bet though ~~ if the priest knew there was poison in the elements ~~ I can see a lot of them abstaining from partaking ~~ it would test their faith & also the false doctrine of Transubstantiation.
glizag 9 months ago
now i want a burger
flyingspacepotatoes 11 months ago
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You can make all the snide comments you want, post all the disgusting videos you want, but in the end you will have to face Jesus and atone for what you've done. Be prepared for hell, seriously.
PunisherPlaythroughs 1 year ago
I get that some people think Catholics take ourselves way too seriously, but the Host is something sacred, it's not to be made fun of or used to get a rise out of people. I will not say anything bad about the people involved, just that I personally found this a bit offensive...
resarie85 1 year ago
@resarie85 I find it offensive that you follow a man that protects pedophiles. I wonder which is worse, making fun of a magic cracker or raping children.
DarkBunnyLord 1 year ago
@DarkBunnyLord Because a few people are seriously disturbed and should not be in society, much less a church, does not mean that all priests are this way. How about the Southern Baptist preachers that have been in the news and locked up for caning people's children for disobedience? Some have done this, but I know not all are this way. Only a fool condemns the whole for the sins of a few. And as far as a magic cracker, yeah, I guess so considering it cleans my soul and fills me with God's light
resarie85 1 year ago
@resarie85 Yes but when the leader of your entire church is that single person and no one rises up and says a thing to stop him then I can judge you.
I realize there are insane people that should not be even remotely good examples of a group of people (Hitler for the Germans is a great example).
By choosing to remain silent against this man you publicly condone his actions.
I do not suggest you'd cross the line of the action, but it's terrible to not speak out.
DarkBunnyLord 1 year ago
@DarkBunnyLord So basically, you're saying that you have proof that the Pope has molested or is condoning molestation? Wow.... I guess you don't watch the news....
resarie85 1 year ago
@resarie85 I guess you don't watch the news or read posts properly.
I never said he molested children, he helped cover up priests doing it.
16 years of letters of warning from bishops about molestations they knew where happening went ignored.
At one point a return letter halted any action from being taken saying that the offender was in poor health and had repented so he should not be put on trial for his crimes.
So yes, do your research.
DarkBunnyLord 1 year ago
@resarie85 the news been confusing u lately or what lol
TheBighairyfart 1 year ago
I'm a Catholic and I'm not going to lie, I laughed pretty hard. :)
YunaLIke 1 year ago 5
@YunaLIke I'm a Catholic and I'm not going to lie, there is no God
brandonplaysguitar16 1 year ago
@brandonplaysguitar16 So on a Catholic scale of 1-10 that leaves you at about 5.
YunaLIke 1 year ago
this is stupid.
very offensive. blasphemy.
freedomglitter 1 year ago
Also its not really stealing - if it really is the body of Jesus then how can you own a person - Jesus isnt the property of the catholic church
badpanda84 1 year ago
@badpanda84 Ever heard of slavery, you can own a person .
Ward8668 1 year ago
@Ward8668 yes but isnt slavery illegal now - or at least in the US
badpanda84 1 year ago
There's nothing overzealous about objecting to a discriminatory double standard. If this hate speech were directed at Jews or black people, Youtube would turn it over to the FBI and remove it for fear of the the ADL and the NAACP launching boycotts and lawsuits. I recommend all Christians boycott Youtube until it stops empowering hate sperch against us.
tec048 1 year ago
@tec048 Why is \it not consider a hate crime to eat a big mac-- arent cow scared to hindus. Should they be outraged everything we eat beef
badpanda84 1 year ago
@badpanda84
It's ironic that you ask b/c I've been a vegetarian for 10 years and once frequented a Hare Krishna temple in New Orleans.
tec048 1 year ago
@badpanda84
The comaprison fails for several reasons.1st, no one posts cow-slaughter videos to Youtube with the deliberate, express purpose of offending Hindus.
2nd, the word "sacred" has different meanings. An object may be "sacred" because of what it symbolizes/represents. For example, the cow may REPRESENT Earth Mother to Hindus. Catholics believe that the Eucharist actually IS the Body of Christ.
tec048 1 year ago
@tec048
True but that is also because no hindu try and "phyiscall restrain" anyone eating beef.
Secondly "Catholics believe that the Eucharist actually IS the Body of Christ"
What diffrence dose that make other than to show how deluded catholic are.
Part of the reason why people do this is because the reaction from catholic is haliarious.... You would think they would be more outraged over peadhpolie priest
badpanda84 1 year ago
@badpanda84 1) No one posts cow-slaughter videos with the deliverate intent of offending Hindus 2) Things can be sacred in different ways. To the Hindus the cow reps. earth mother, the monkey reps. divine wisdom. But Catholics believe the eucharist IS Christ. 3) A person has a right to do what the wish with their own property; if you own a cow you can kill it. The eucharist is the property of the Catholic Church for the express purpose of consumption. These people have stolen something.
tec048 1 year ago
@tec048 "OF course you do realise that they guy in this video probably just bought a whole box of them at the store.
badpanda84 1 year ago
@badpanda84 That may be true in this 1 case, but there are other cases such as Prof. Richard Dawkins who sent a student into a church to steal the Eucharist and return it to his lab for "experimentation." If a university prof. attached any other religion that way he'd be fired. And YouTube would never let stand videos mocking or denying the Holocaust, Holocaust memorial descrations, or KKK recruitment. This is an equality issue. Policy should be applied equally or not at all.
tec048 1 year ago
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@tec048 really and you have footage of this - ( apprently it just a wafer until it has ben blessed) -- 'Holocaust memorial descrations, or KKK recruitment"
yes but those are real events in history - unlike some magic crackers - besides if it really was the body of Jesus why are catholic afriad to get it DNA tested - its because deep down they know its BS
badpanda84 1 year ago
@tec048 "If this hate speech were directed at Jews or black people"
I'm sure Jew and black people wouldnt consider eating cracker hate speech. Catholic are just a bunch of cry babies. They dont know what hate speech is..
badpanda84 1 year ago
@badpanda84 I see no point in debating an illiterate who cannot remain on topic. All the points you raised were dismantled and now you resort to personal attacks because you can't think of anything better. Even the people you claim to admire, such as Professor Dawkins, would cringe at the thought of having you on their side. As a professional educator, I apologize for our system failing you so badly in the skills of literacy and logic. If ignorance is bliss, I wish you much joy.
tec048 1 year ago
@tec048 ???? Personally attacks?? Name one personal attack I made agaist you. Not my fault if you get offened so easily...
Anyway you still havent show how this video is hate speech - besides unless they show the wafer actually being conscrated on the video chances are they just purchased it from the store
badpanda84 1 year ago
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degartez 1 year ago
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degartez 1 year ago
Borat!
Eresehena 1 year ago
funny shit
MrJLaza 1 year ago
people need to stop making long comment's,it's annoying!
daftmastercheifpunk 1 year ago
RIDÍCULO, PORQUE NÃO FAZ ALGO DE ÚTIL ?????????
HostiasLANCIANO 1 year ago
aHaHaHaHHAHAAH!!!
elfootman 1 year ago
I think that a distinction needs to be made between strange religous beliefs and the fact that some people are just born whiny bitches. Regular folk, regardless of religious belief, don't throw a fit about something like a stolen church host. Whiny bitches would throw a fit regardless. You can be Christian, Hindu, Buddhist, Atheist, there's bound to be a few whiny bitches who will complain that others "need to respect my belief" while the others are too busy getting laid to care otherwise.
scourfish 1 year ago
Who needs facts when you got Jesus?
GumbyforLife21 1 year ago
an islam? i think you mean muslim but funny video though
kakaonkaka 1 year ago
I work be wrong, but I think he was trying to be funny when he said 'an islam'
olsonlev 1 year ago
Why is everyone so offended?
Anyone can buy hosts! Easy to get hold of and they aren't holy or sacred until during the canon.
jbosco08 1 year ago
@jbosco08 they arent even holy then. some guy mumbles words over a cracker and that makes it better?
mistereveready 1 year ago
Hahahah, the worst part is that hosts are disgusting. If that's the best jesus could make his body taste, I'm not impressed.
gargamel6699 1 year ago
Guys calm the fuck down! They're CRACKERS! Nothing more than friggin CRACKERS. and i agree with the previous post saying that the only reason people "desecrate" this so called "consecrated" hunk of flour, is because the reaction from catholics is side-splitting
Faladorian11 2 years ago
Hosts by themselves are nothing, simply unleavened flour and water. It takes the hands and prayers of a priest in Mass to make them the Body of our Lord.
gdoe001 2 years ago 3
Yeah, because prayers work and priests are magicians. Wait, no... that's for the adults who got stuck reading fairy tales and still likes going to their "secret club" for "jedi-masters" where they learn all about secret magic and how they're the center of the universe.
maqrux 1 year ago
@maqrux
Noo, that's for everybody who was cured or helped through prayers.
gdoe001 1 year ago
@gdoe001 it also takes a great effort of stopping brain activity to believe it. well maybe its easier for some than others.
leptismagna10 3 months ago
This is downright blasphemous in the greatest sense of the word. How dare the body of Our Lord be treated in such a heinous manner.
operabass78s 2 years ago
so are you saying that Our Lord was the guy on the pringles can? how else can he be made of crackers?
ginger0215 2 years ago
@operabass
The body of your lord is just a fucking cracker.
HBanana55 1 year ago
This is exactly like the Holocaust! I'm so very upset; how dare this heathen not take (presumably unblessed) unleavened crackers as seriously as Catholics do!
Getting upset about this is ridiculous, sometimes wafers go bad, the priest doesn't have to eat those. It's not blasphemy for him to throw them out. Because they have no inherent holiness.
jogiff 2 years ago 2
Actually if the "wafers" go bad then yes then they can be simply chucked out.
HOWEVER. If they have been consecrated, they should be consumed or burnt.
jbosco08 1 year ago
Now that that's over, let's debate over whether Bob Dylan would like this video.
FetaCheese222 2 years ago
Yeah, guys, stop fucking arguing. Dickwads.
youngromh4x0r 2 years ago
Shut the fuck up you goddamn morons.
There is NO ONE dumber than the assholes that post comments on YouTube.
brdslrd 2 years ago 2
>>There is NO ONE dumber than the
>>assholes that post comments on
>>YouTube.
Welcome to the internet
scourfish 2 years ago
NOT FUNNY! Sorry, but I can't laugh about that. That is an unacceptable insult to Jesus, and the Roman Catholic community.
socialissues2009 2 years ago
>>That is an unacceptable insult to Jesus,
>>and the Roman Catholic community
What would you consider an acceptable insult to jesus?
scourfish 2 years ago
Of course, no insult to jesus is acceptable. Maybe I chose the wrong words in my first comments. Let me correct myself: That is the biggest insult to Jesus ever.
socialissues2009 2 years ago
So if I were to call Jesus a liberal, would that be insulting?
scourfish 2 years ago
My English is probabl not good enough to understand the word 'liberal' but I am afraid, I don't really understand your question.
definition from wikipedia: Liberalism (from the Latin liberalis, "of freedom; worthy of a free man, gentlemanlike, courteous, generous"[1]) is the belief in the importance of individual freedom.
From my point of view, the word liberal doesn't seem to be offensive but if you want to insult Him with that word, then I would say, 'yes, it is an insult'.
socialissues2009 2 years ago
>>the word liberal doesn't seem to be
>>offensive but if you want to insult Him
>>with that word, then I would say, 'yes, it
>>is an insult'.
Well then, what if I said that Jesus was a homosexual, but I meant it with sincerity and love?
scourfish 2 years ago
Christ forgave Mary Magdaline, yet at the same time admonished her to "go and sin no more". If its possible for Christ, is possible for me in living out the Gospel.
dacatholicbandorgan 2 years ago
>>If its possible for Christ, is possible for me
>>in living out the Gospel.
So does Christ commands you act like a baby every time somebody desecrates a communion wafer?
scourfish 2 years ago
Christ calls us also to defend our faith, as he did during his 40 days in the Desert, like him we do so rationally. Death Threats are far from rational.
dacatholicbandorgan 2 years ago
>>Death Threats are far from rational.
Boy does that whole "death threats" thing come from left field. Hello Mr Red Herring.
scourfish 2 years ago
I am quite aware of the Death Threats coming from both sides, and your so left field they'd think you are commenting from a Gay Pride Parade.
dacatholicbandorgan 2 years ago
You need to stop doing this >>
jesuswasapaedo 2 years ago
@socialissues2009
Is Jesus insulted by this. And if so why dosent he do anything about it.
Is your God so weak that he cant stand up for himself.
badpanda84 2 years ago
God doesn't need to stand up when He doesn't want to because you all who disrespect his flesh and blood are destroying yourself. Thus, in the end, your self-destruction is your own free will.
socialissues2009 2 years ago
@socialissues2009
then why are catholic so offended by this. IF God isnt offended by this and isnt going to do anything about it then why should it bother catholic.
badpanda84 2 years ago
I did NOT say, God would not feel offended. Read my comments thoroughly, and don't dare to twist my words!! I said, 'God doesn't need to stand up when He doesn't want to'... But still he feels offended, even when he doesn't do anything about it.
socialissues2009 2 years ago
@socialissues2009 So what if he feel offended. If he dosent need to stand up for himself then why dose he need a third party to get offend on his behalf.
badpanda84 2 years ago
I was raised in a catholic household, so the last time I went to a Catholic wedding, I took communion in order to prevent the drama, and some lady on the church staff came running out because I didn't eat the host fast enough. She actually followed us to the wedding reception to try to single me out in front of people. What a fucking cunt. I'm not singling Catholics out in particular, but overly-religious people, angry atheists included, need to keep to learn to shut the fuck up.
scourfish 2 years ago
@scourfish
Please try to understand. Overly-Relegious People on the Atheist side have taken Consercrated hosts and done God only knows what. Not that far from my Parish someone stoled 2 whole Ciboriums filled with Consercrated Hosts.
dacatholicbandorgan 2 years ago
>>Please try to understand. Overly-
>>Relegious People on the Atheist side
>>have taken Consercrated hosts and
>>done God only knows what.
Well, if you're a Catholic, then you need to do the right thing, forgive them and then stop whining like a little bitch.
scourfish 2 years ago
All the comments from outraged, overzealous Catholics are almost as funny as the video. "How dare you mock our holy crackers! You shall burn in the lake of fire, heathens"!
BabysGotTheRabies 2 years ago 15
I wish I could give your comment a thousand more thumbs up.
choganoga 2 years ago
@choganoga Well here is one more thumbs up.
But its true the only reason people descraete communition wafter is because the reaction from catholics is hialrious.
badpanda84 2 years ago
@BabysGotTheRabies
I have no problem if he wants to do all that with crackers - which is exactly what he's doing. None of them are consecrated, so it matters not!
jbosco08 1 year ago
@BabysGotTheRabies lol thats exactly why people do this kind of thing.
cause the reacting from catholic is hillarous,
and its safer than mocking muslims , its not like catholic are going to kill you
badpanda84 1 year ago
Hell is waiting for barbarians like you...
Johnfox1995 2 years ago
Mmmmm, jesus.
frid9999 2 years ago
May God forgive you for your crimes against Jesus Christ.
frosini1234 2 years ago
I don't think so,the harlot and her workers of inquity will be the first ones to burn!
herbertwarmstrong 1 year ago
Is it vegetarian?
MusaJames 2 years ago
Forgive them Father for they do not know what they do....wow...I say the same thing..if you knew what you are doing and what is coming to you you wouldnt be able to take it, you would tremble of fear...God's wrath will certainly get to you, God forgives though, repent and receive forgiveness from God...dont wait...HELL is not a place you want to be and you will if you continue. GOD IS LOVE, why dont you burn a statue of the DEVIL? he is always burning and He wont mind...
mariadelpilarpujols 2 years ago
I think Jesus would actually laugh at this, it's not meant to insult but to make people smile. Come to think about it, I think what Jesus hates is closed minded people like you (like the ones who crucified him, remember..?)
elchingoncabron 2 years ago 8
the only 1 you'r making smile is the DEVIL, how sad, the devil is happy, Jesus is crying ,sobbing for you.I feel sorry for u look @ your screen name, it is sad,I'm sure u will understand, u seem smart.,but acting pretty stupid...HELL is waiting,unless u repent & ammend 4 all these blasphemy,again, BURN THE DEVIL, He's in HELL ANYWAY.U want HEAVEN? go see a priest.confess ur horrible desecration,only GOD can forgive u.i feel pity for ur soul & all the others like you.
mariadelpilarpujols 2 years ago
It all comes back to intent. The intent of this video is to make people laugh and smile through parody. And I think God would approve of anything that makes people laugh and smile. It's hurting no one, and amusing hundreds, if not thousands, of YouTube viewers.
In other words, I think God would approve of this video for its noble intent. People say the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, but I disagree. If your intentions are good, then you are a good person.
Wyrdwad 2 years ago
hoe-sippies?
mattysillyer 2 years ago
Scot, I pity your soul
Downyoceanhon 2 years ago
.... only one word can discribe this .... "weird"
sokimaru 2 years ago
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those fucking crackers are just rice wafers from the fucking co-op.
MASTEROFGAMES3 2 years ago
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MASTEROFGAMES3 2 years ago
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This is repugnant.
ktschmatie 2 years ago
hahahahahhahaahhaha soooooooooooo funny. im waking up my boyfriend im laughing so loud =p
barbiegottagun 2 years ago 3
As a Catholic, I LOL'd so hard at this! Once when I was a kid, someone spilled Coke on unblessed wafers by accident, so they let me eat them all... I was SO excited lol...
moonblossom15 2 years ago 3
host-shakes? O.o yuk
paulnils 2 years ago
SPOILER: Saying Latin words while holding a cracker doesn't magically turn it into human skin.
painstrulove 2 years ago 2
doesn't the wafer become the body of Christ at the blessing of the priest? then isn't it just a wafer if its unblessed? in that case...this is funny.
I could be wrong, I'm protestant.
OGNOGN 2 years ago
You hit the nail right on the head
mrROfLlol 2 years ago
yeah, if its unblessed, its merely just a circular wafer
remmsy 2 years ago
of course, if its blessed, its still merely just a circular wafer.
To believe that it turns in to the body of a long dead person of doubtable historicity at the saying of some 'magic words' is simply laughable.
Sorry if I've rained on your collective insanity parade, but until someone analyses a blessed wafer and finds human flesh and DNA that wasn't there before it was blessed I will go on thinking you need to get back on your trolley.
MaxwellsDaemon 2 years ago
and besides if these really are dead person flesh wafers, wouldnt you be necro-canibals?
MASTEROFGAMES3 2 years ago
Man, you are great with symbolism!
Holy fuck you're dumb.
herrbever 2 years ago
But that's the point isn't it? Catholic doctrine is that it LITERALLY becomes actual Jesus flesh when blessed. To Catholics it is NOT symbolism. This is one of the points on which almost all other denominations disagree with them and see it as a metaphor.
MaxwellsDaemon 2 years ago
I love the taste of the Holy Host!- Not that I don't recieve the Eucharist seriously.
jowannabee8 2 years ago
haha, i am Catholic!
Americanandlovinit 2 years ago
dude this is so funny i love it.
and really people need to calm down it's a joke.
i hate when people are overly relgious it's ridculous.
iRoteLveOnUrArms 2 years ago
Nothing wrong about trying to defend something you care about.
trustno1 2 years ago
Amen!!! LOL...^^
BonX91 2 years ago
LOL XD
lion95805 2 years ago
Its hilarious how many ppl take this vid so seriously. Why is religion so important? Live your life, ppl!! Why waste ur time on superstitious beliefs?
FireStormHN 2 years ago
Im catholic and I think this is funny as hell. Host does taste amazing cuz it rele doesnt taste like anythis its like the water of bread if you get what i mean
iAmRy4n 2 years ago
lol as long as they're not consecrated ...
carlasue88 2 years ago
V funny. It's a shame that some people who have left comments here are completely bereft of a sense of humour or capable of lateral thinking, mind you I am English so I do have a sense of humor!!!
Good stuff mate ;-)
crompton33001 2 years ago
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I couldn't watch this, how phatetic! What's the point of this? I don't get it. You think it is funny to laugh at some people faith? Go and grow up!
tajakjejtam 2 years ago
are you a catholic?
If you are, at least be open minded.
I'm a catholic and i think this thing is funny.
lion95805 2 years ago
I also think a lot of things are funny, but host is holy to me, and there are some things that people shouldn't laugh at.
tajakjejtam 2 years ago
LOL have fun worshipping these shitty little wafers while the rest of us live our lives.
Faladorian11 2 years ago
same to you
tajakjejtam 2 years ago
well if that's your point of view, i guess i shouldn't argue. ^_^
lion95805 2 years ago
Argue helps to communicate, so no big problem here :)
tajakjejtam 2 years ago
I love it how the last guy who grabs a slice just blatantly drops most of the hosts off of his slice.... :-)
jsrahman03 2 years ago 4
lmao
03Dmartin 2 years ago 4
Are those mini onions or bingo chips?
GamebotX520Z 2 years ago
bingo chips
iwinhohoho 2 years ago
I could go for one of those shakes right now.
stickshaka 2 years ago 2
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*mouth drops open* I nearly died while watching this video. How dare they use those holy crackers in such a way.
Oumashta 2 years ago
dude its just a joke
ASliceAbove 2 years ago
Is the dipping sauce made from the sacred blood of Christ?
RottingintheMidwest 2 years ago
More hate videos. Prejudice is alive and well.
chrisman737 2 years ago
Is this a real place?
jowannabee8 3 years ago
World famous DIPPING SAUCE
musicalpony 3 years ago
howd u make dat stuff
zakbear31 3 years ago
u buy it in a box i asked a priest the same hting haha
TheBestGuitarSoloEVR 3 years ago
btw where did you get so much white bread circle thingys.
TaekwondohChick 3 years ago
looks like you put a lot of work into this vid unfort its lame.try another topic.oh and thats just bread.
TaekwondohChick 3 years ago
Dead fool.
JamesCMyers 3 years ago
Funny!
BenAliGtor 3 years ago
hey non believer! whether you like it or not. where more than what you think. and your understanding about the host is how small its thin size.
dondieradcliffe 3 years ago
ahahahaha! For all you people who wonder why nonbelievers feel so compelled to mock Christianity...
The Church brutally tortured + killed thousands of Aztecs because the native ceremonies resembled the eucharist. (Amaranth, once an important protein-rich and extremely drought-resistant staple grain for millions, THEIR sacred bread, was thus wiped out in America.)
Free speech, even mockery, is a GREAT defense against such murderous behavior, evil acts that should NEVER be forgotten.
Thinkfest 3 years ago
Do you think nonbelievers have never tortured, murdered, raped, etc. etc.? I don't think evil should ever be forgotten, but did you think to say "thanks" to all of the "believers", especially Catholics who headed down to New Orleans after Katrina and who are found all over the world working for the poor by running hospitals, orphanages, schools, etc.? Surely you have something better to do with your time. Gotta go, I've got Jail Ministry tonight. What are you doing?
wkuzetamu 2 years ago
Good video.
DerektheDuctTape 3 years ago
LULZ!
Redfingers 3 years ago
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your realy mean im discusted with you man that should be ilegaL GO PRAY TO YOUR SH*T* GODS
perelta 3 years ago
All of you should just deal with it. If you don't like the video, ignore it! Just because someone uses a religion for a basis of humor, doesn't mean that they deserve to be criticized this harshly. Just leave the video alone and begone! Jeez, it's a single video, yet every person who believes in a religion is "offended". Really...deal with it.
1SquidBoy 3 years ago
Why don't people get it? It isn't whether or not others believe what Catholics believe. It is the horrible and hate filled ACTION of obtaining a consecrated Host in order to defile and film it for the internet, that is HIGHLY disturbing. It is JUST as disturbing to Catholics as to any religion who has seen their holy books or items of worship defiled. No one should do this. No one has the right to do this.Whether the hate crime is burning Torah or flushing the Koran or defiling a Host it's HATE!
CaptchaU 3 years ago
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I hope this video is removed. I can't believe how many videos of this nature are on Youtube. It's so offensive to Catholics that there hasn't been much done.
akuryi 3 years ago
shut up. its friggin joke
burton11209 3 years ago 4
your right i hate these fuckers.
patchesohulahan822 3 years ago
Well, you exorsized your freedom of speech. I will exorsize my freedom also: That is a terrible slam against many of the main line Christian churches that have a faith connection between unleaven bread and Jesus. You are a first class bigot.
BroJoshuaSSP 3 years ago
Pray that I don't see you on the street.
shlobeprince 3 years ago
Good for you, using violence in a reference to religion. Jesus would be proud.
1SquidBoy 3 years ago 5
You And FSMDude must be banned for desecrating the Holy Eucharist At All!!!