Roseanne Two Down, One to Go Part 1

[djcj313]

awww this was posted on my b-day

[SunsetShadows1]

didnt think i would take it that hard.....

[mykidsmaman]

You can tell what movie John Goodman is doing by his hair. At this time he was doing the Fred Flinstone movie and you can definitely tell that by his hair. When he was doing The Big Lebowski you could definitely tell. I watch this show all of the time too and only recently have I started noticing things like their hair and clothes. Dan still wears the tan coat he had in season 1.

[b1tchJ]

......U don't throw away cake under any means....not cool. Hey! Darlene and Roseanne swapped hair colors this season.

[PIRATESOFTHEC3]

So in other words, the tattoo Roseanne is getting is the Dark Mark...

[imtoolovely]

@ 1:43:

Roseanne: "I let you go to Art school"....

I thought Darlene went to school for writing, Journalism...???

[PIRATESOFTHEC3]

@imtoolovely The term art is not limited to one meaning, most especially when it comes to school.

[lovelikerazorblade]

I better see me some cake fetchin goin on HAHA

[adamlonghairwest]

"Woman, ma son here wants cake. So does yer man. I better see me some cake fetchin' goin' on here! RIGHT NOW. I mean it don't make come over there."

ROFL Love John.

[RiddleofEpsilon]

deatheater tatooo. ahhhhhhh! lolz

[aliasgirl47]

Roseanne was really tan in this one.

[TheRaulness]

@aliasgirl47 i read somewhere that because of the surgery she got during the break, they had to put heavy makeup to cover up while it still healed.

[ChicagoTyme2]

@TheRaulness I didn't like all of the surgery she got later on. Don't get me wrong, she didn't look bad or anything. But I just thought she was pretty like she was in the beginning of the series. But I didn't like any of her haircuts though lol. Deep down, I think she did all of that plastic surgery because of Tom Arnold and what critics said about her. To hell with them.

[16staats]

I think roseanne look best like this

[etblanken15]

Thumbs up for roseanne getting a Dark Mark tattoo!

[healthfreak18]

I like the way Roseanne looks in the last season better.

[gee12668]

dan.. i didn't think i would take it that hard lol

[XxBeJeweledDancerxX]

Wow, Roseanna had A LOT of plastic surgery since the last episode. Her eyes were just slits on top of her puffy cheeks but here she looks sooo different. Cool.

[doda]

"Well look, I can't tell her that I have a problem with David taking her up there, but you could..."

"You already told her David could take her."

"Yeah, I know, so what? You could forbid me to do that."

"In what universe?"

"Please Dan, please, forbid me! I thought you were supposed to be the man of this house!"

"Oh you did not!"

[gcfanca005]

Darlene was such a bitch to roseanne in this episode.

[Mistermax30]

@gcfanca005 Darlene was a fairly consistent bitch...

[xzondra]

were jackie pregnant in this episode?

[RatchetandClank90]

LOL! NOW YOU'VE RUINED DESSERT! *chucks cake in bin and plate hits ground*

[jcac1023]

Hey! That was perfectly good cake she wasted! LOL

[rani1223]

I better see some cake fetchin' going on!

[jpanderson06]

This is the first episode you can tell Jackie is pregnant. Like months into it pregnant, but she hasnt even gone out with Fred it. Its so noticeable too, and its like that through all these episodes. Shes wearing big shirts and jackets to try and cover it as best as she can.. but when you're like 5 months into it you cant really hide it no matter what you do..

[19311978]

cake fetchin'!!!  LMAO!!

[BrutalAsHell]

"I didn't think I'd take it that hard" lol

[LifeOfTheParty323]

She has a white shirt with a giant chicken on it and now a pink shirt with bee's on it. I want them both haha

[MeredithOD]

"..Woman my son here wants cake..so's your man. I better see me som cake-fetchin goin on here..right now" LMAO

[kevico2]

You know? I've NEVER noticed that "Becky" was not in this intro!

[rebafan19]

@kevico2 well Becky came back but that time she was played by Sarah Chalke

[Cvandoloski]

@rebafan19 Funny how they kept switching the Becky(s), the episode they go to DisneyWorld. Roseanne says "aren't you glad your here this week?" lol

[Mmelliix3]

so she traded in the chicken shirt for this bee one? lol!

[cavecandle31]

I agree you HAVE to watch this from season 1 if you've never seen this show. Its a must!!!

[Animefan300]

I love when Dan does the redneck voice lol.

[prettyoddftw]

Haha, and so funny that Johnny Galecki playes the daughters boyfriend xD Considereing The Big Bang Theory :p

[prettyoddftw]

Never seen this show before :p When and how long did it air? :)

[thelookout782]

@prettyoddftw it aired about 8 years in the 90s. and was very popular.

[aarzack]

@prettyoddftw You should watch it from season 1. Trust me.

[19311978]

@aarzack I must concur .

[BROKENHEARTEDALEXIS]

Love Roseanne...

[tamithomas]

thx to the uploader for the episodes, love this show!! grew up with it

[snake063]

Wow can DJ get any dumber.

[mj5100]

@snake063 LOL!! That was his role the wierd little brother.

[dogforever46]

darlene changed her hair color back to brown. she used t have black hair

[buckeykentucky]

no becky

[Animefan300]

I love when Dan does that redneck voice. It's so funny.

[chubbychilli]

Everytime I watch the start of this I always think..."Man wat a waste of cake. Wonder if anyone later retrieves is. Maybe John Goodman!?"

[sgtforge21]

lol djs jacket is just like one of dans shirt

[tootiepanda]

"I didn't think I'd take it that hard.."

[lovepuppy513]

Dan: Sure, What the hell? WHO WANTS CAKE?

Roseanne: And here you are hiding your feelings in this stupid cake! NOW YOU'VE RUINED DESSERT! XD

[SilverHandVideos]

this doesnt make sence.

in season 8 ep 20, darlleen asks david to marry her be there having a baaby...

[rbd43091]

roseanne- i thought u were supposed to b the man of this house

dan- YOU DID NOT

[justatooby]

is dj wearing dan's shirt?

[TSOsReality]

Lol, I was just about to say that!

[illbuyit5505]

Hes goan get one with I love mom on it and ima get one with a great big snake comeing out of it lol

[puffygirl300]

i wonder y they didnt have david on the theme song 4 this season, considering he lives w/ them

[cool677plusmaa]

woman my boy wants cake so 's your man ! i better see some cake fetching going on her *roseanne and jacki laugh at him*boy i just lost control of the house evrey man for themselve's.

[DemoColorScheme]

@cool677plusmaa

This bit is such a classic! It floored me the first time I heard John Goodman with that redneck accent! Love it! :D

[thechickwholuvsbnbh]

i love dan he would be my husband

[balooga4]

Roseanne's bumblebee shirt reminds me so much of the chicken one they use haha ^-^

[mlc2005]

This is one of my favorite episodes from the show.  The ending is so touching!

[luvdontthinkso11]

lmao i didn't think i'd take it that hard

[BlackSomnium]

Love Roseanne!! Thank you!!!

[lolorobs8217]

"David this is so... stupid."

haha

[wonderfulstar08]

at :045 Dj is wearing a replica of Dan's shirt that he wears often! :) The purple and black strip shirt

[moluvzme]

i think that IS dan's shirt, look how big it is on D.J lol

[uselessscrewup]

it IS dan's shirt.. i was hoping someone else would notice it too :)

[peypeyneekin]

@wonderfulstar08 ive never seen dan wearing that shirt

[buttafly186]

@peypeyneekin Then you've never seen this show. =-P

[peypeyneekin]

@buttafly186 i watch this show all the time. i dont pay attention to what they are wearing

[bummedoutforlife]

one of the funniest openings throughout the show

[LadyAliyssa]

Son I just love controll of the house it's every man for himself lol I just love that...

[dejavu369]

It's waaaaaaaay late. But he says "I just LOST control, every man for himself" But yes it is funny

[rani1223]

@LadyAliyssa It's "I just LOST control of the house"! Gosh, get a hearing aid!

[andrathema]

thank you

[ConkerPucci13]

hmmm good episode... well they're all good since they're from my personal favorite show