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  • I gotta say, some solid advice in this video.

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  • You wish you can feel sad... but you can't even feel "sad" if you wanted to. Overtime, you forget what sadness feels like because you've never been happy. It's as though you're dead and not alive any more. You can't "feel" depression...it's just there. Just like how Earth orbits the sun and how the universe is "there". And then you get people who go "cheer up" (people who will eventually die just like you and me). for some reason they're happy and they say "smile more"..like smiling will help.

  • @earthy075 I know exactly what you're talking about. Here's something I learned the hard way: clinical depression, doesn't just go away. Not if you don't get treatment. Despite what a lot of artists and musicians say about antidepressants making you falsely happy or whatever... that's bullshit. They give you back the serotonin you were missing. A week in an adolescent mental hospital and four months of outpatient taught me that. There's hope, if you're looking in the right places.

  • I see what you did in that last part. I've had that kind of guy tell me what he did slash what I should do. Once. Twice. Three times at least per conversation. Should I have tried it? Hm.

  • Usually something bad that happens to me over and over again, I eventually learned to just not care about being all sad about it because being sad sucks, and so I just say F it I don't care and go do something else that matters. You just have to accept what's done is done, and depending on the situation there is no going back, or you'll just have more depression and the process continues.

  • @jjdelg It's ok to rejoice about the situation, person or thing if they meant something good in your life.

  • i don't know what a lot of people feel. but what the sister said is how I feel a lot of times...

  • i wasnt depressed, but i am now after knowing that i have to get big, drive cool cars, and f chicks

  • someone will always be suffering worse than you, but that doesn't mean your pain and suffering doesn't mater

  • Well you did ask a woman how to be happy.....

  • the problem REALLY is ... why are depressed people asking people or telling people they are depressed ... happy people cant tell u the answers you want, and depressed people will just mope and agree with you ... what you REALLY need to do is just say "i need to tell someone my problems because it makes me feel at least a little bit better" ... asking people for advice wont help, just having someone ANYONE to talk to will :) hope that helps

  • My dad's advice: JUST DEAL WITH IT AND IMPROVE YOU LIFE AND STOP PITYING YOURSELF.

    God-dammit, is it really that easy for some people? That pisses me off. That's, like, super-villain inspiration material right there.

  • jajjaja funny

  • ok, your teacher didn't know the difference between hardship and depression

  • 1:35 stuck on the lonely island? i took the depression AND THREW IT TO THE GROUND!!!

  • problem solved. get big get car fuck chicks. got it.

  • think about good thigns, happy happy happy!! i wish life was that easy.

  • whenever i am told that some else always have worse problems than me, i always think that the buck has to stop somewhere, and that somebody somewhere has to really fucking depressed, and forget all about what made me sad, because i spent to much time creating a mental diagram of the whole process of everybody getting more and more sad.

  • Im planning on exercising more, it brings confidence but I also feel like I shouldnt change myself too much

  • well, the last tip seemed most reasonable though since i am chick myself this makes things complicated. again.

  • i find alot of people that comment on these videos saying they agree or know the feelings expressed, are just cunts who want to be depressed as it is some wierd hipster emo kinda thing and then i think that im diffrent to them because i acctually do agree and then i realise im probably just another cunt

  • what a depressing video

  • I clicked on this because I seriously thought it was advice :(. It was pretty funny because that basically sums up everyone I have talked to, but I really need help. I'm halfway through the school year so the campus doctors won't prescribe me anti-depressants, my family doctor won't because I'm not in town to be monitored, and therapy isn't helping because I end up leaving feeling shittier. Any suggestions?

  • @Moldova112 Lift weights.

  • @Moldova112 quit going to therapy if it makes you feel worse save your money, most anti-depressants cause more harm than good due to the risk, usually your either facing this due to stress or outside issues so try doing something like community service or relax after school rather than party. That's just me I don't need anti-depressants but my friend does and he is still depressed even with the anti-depressants.

  • @Moldova112 honestly i've felt stuck in the same exact rutt. no normal friend, nothing will save me from my depression. i got into a club organization to spare me. its helped a lot. find a place you belong to. personally i joined the christian club cause its not shallow with empty people but people who actually care about you. my depression didn't miraculously go away obviously i am still suffering but it has definitely been the biggest aid. you'll get through this. :-)

  • I thought you said you were the youngest of three brothers... who's the sister?

    PS: I'm not trolling. I'm a big fan! I'm just curious...

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  • Lifting weights could improve your mood. When you exercise your body releases some chemicals that, simply put, make you feel better. Not so sure about get big, buy car, get chicks but he's kinda on the right track.

  • the beginning about the girl being really happy made me cry

  • im the guy at the end that lifts weights drives a cool car and fucks chicks

  • Why does everyone assume all rich people are unhappy? Thats called publicity. Some truly are but they allow it ,as how they are going to get money if like someone like the kardashians?

  • Every adult in my family is an Elder.It gets annoying afterwards.

  • If you don't swim you can't reach the boat and you could be stuck for a very long time, Things don't get done without putting effort in. Every day you don't put effort in is another day you're not getting better. Hey, Look up "Motivation for Life" Here on Youtube. I watched it and it helped me but only because I'm putting the points it brings up to good use.

  • I am depressed because I don't have any friends. And I don't have any friends because I am depressed and don't want to talk to people because I think everyone hates me. I'm an 18 year old girl and I wish I could find a way out of this mess. I cry every night because my life is such a mess. I also have an eating disorder and I don't have a job. I wish I was dead. :(

  • @FlavourLikeIceCream do a sport, there is a sport for every kind of body, don't need to be a champion, just need to not think, will relax you. depression is about not finding reasons to live for, but if you have no reason to live you have nothing to lose, and if you have nothing to lose you are free! explore yourself, forget about others, stop compare and listen em, do it your way, than you will find the right people on your way. need courage: watch?v=LI1FP3czJnY LOL

  • @FlavourLikeIceCream Have lots of things been done for you without effort on your part? You're not going to get friends without putting in effort any more than I'm going to build a guitar by staring at a wall; Things don't get done by not doing them. I couldn't have read your comment if you didn't post it.

  • I don't think people 'forget' what depression is like. I think they just are not enough sympathetic and whatever they are not feeling, it's not big.

    I'm not saying that they think you are wrong, but if they have -somewhat- the same things you do and they are not unhappy, the problem must be you.

  • The real order goes like this "Get your dick big, bring chicks into car, fuck them!" 8===========D

  • "Lonely Island" such a curious place... So many people here, but still so lonely...

  • First thing to cheer me up all day. :)

  • LIFT WEIGHTS, COOL CAR, FUCK CHICKS!

    GOT IT! :D

  • Do you feel that you are not built to this world? That People do not understand you? Sometimes you don't want to get out of bed? Sometimes you feel like hurting yourself? do you think that you could be happy if only someone would take away the endless strain that surrounds your heart?

    If so, I am looking for you, no matter how far you are...

  • @michalharari1 *sigh*are you a boy or a girl?:P

  • When people say just forget about your problems or your problems are nothing compared to other peoples problems, it annoys me. Nobody would be depressed if that was the case. You can't just switch depression off. My problems would be nothing to some people but they are everything to me. That is why it's a problem. I hope that makes sense.

  • @pollordubai Totally agree.

  • @pollordubai You said it! That is minimizing....when someone says you can't be that bad off compared to so-and-so. Depression is real!

  • @pollordubai well i admit that my problems aren't nearly as bad as alot of peoples problems but that doesn't mean I'll be less depressed in knowing that, its not how depression works really.

  • @pollordubai It makes perfect sense. That attitude hacks me off too, Buddy. I hear ya. Hope you're feeling better now.

  • I love how the teacher's family all have the same eyes. I also think the drawing of the sister is really cute and funny. Thanks for the recipe on how to f#ck chicks.

    Depression is such pain.

  • you have a sister? I thought you only had two older brothers!

  • I have found in my expierience that if your mindset/personality does not directly benifit someone, or can not be taken advantage of, then the world has very little use for you.

  • I like tip #5,but I can do without the chick.

  • very good thank you you said it all i salute your courage and ability thank you

  • This video makes me happy as every other one of your videos Also rage comics and meme faces make me happy

  • rainbows makes me more depressed..can never reach it

  • no no no its fuck weights, buy cars, and lift chicks

  • god, your videos make so much sense

  • So, okay, lemme get this right: Lift cars, buy chicks, and fuck weights. Got it.

  • @inferno232 fuckin weights would hurt like hell

  • @inferno232 SHAKE WEIGHT :D

  • It help me much, thinking the great crash will come some (near) day, and all other people fucked, too.

  • Everybody Loves Everybody.

  • Haha this actually made me feel better

  • Lev, I think I'm in love with you.

  • lift weights, get big, cool car, fuck chicks.....too much effort

  • @SCRATCHnSCRIBBLE i just do the last part cause im lazy

  • Always realize you create your own reality. It's a struggle sometimes to find out that you've been in a trap of your own negative thoughts.

  • walk to the doctors and get them to give you anti-depessant medication tip #6 from psych nursing student on youtube

  • strangely enough. that was funny (to me). was it supposed to be funny?

  • I love you lev, no homo, but you are like the most awesome guy on earth.

  • Depressed? Find out why you're depressed. Ask why you're depressed over that. Can you solve it? If no, make steps to solve it. If yes, make steps to solve it. Solve problem. Feel better solving it or at least be occupied when trying to solve it. Or become insane and ,in turn, never be bored.

  • The way you express these stories is pretty unique and funny!

  • i m buying bmw !

  • I didn't know that Lev had a sister, I thought he only had 2 brothers

  • @windowsforvista I made the same question 2 months ago, lev told me one of his brothers had a sex change surgery

  • tip 3 is bullshit as often the richest of people are the least happy

  • @freakenjew How about you kill yourself.

    the world is overfull with ignorant stupid cunts.

  • @freakenjew Despite the immense amount of negative votes I kind of appreciate this simplicity of solving the problem.

  • @freakenjew lots of people r depressed because of people like u, how bout u learn how to act around people correctly so that people at least feel better. Plus most people are depressed because of the harsh realities of life u fucking idiot.

  • @TanziaLana Hey, you could always be bi. That way you can get laid twice as often!

  • I wanna be big, get a car, but I'm a girl so how could i f*** chicks without becoming a lez?

  • No one gets it..

  • lifting weights always helps me, but that fuck chicks part is yet to come then... 0_o

  • The boat metaphor is just great. I really know what that means right now.

  • @Tspoiler2 You wanna get on the boat? Start swimming, I know what depression is like... am going trow it right now, but i have come to understand that things just don't happen to you and you can't sit around waiting for the things you want, you gotta start to swim if you wanna catch that boat. if you catch my drift. and no worries everyone goes trow depression some young some old but there's no sutch thing as being depressed all the time shit gets better, soo start swimming!

  • @Tspoiler2 it means that you're really really blind and ignorant, and think you are special while other people have the exact same problems and feelings but such things just don't show that much to the outside world because you tend to keep such feelings to yourself and don't bother other people with it. I don't feel too great either lateley, but I know this is because I am a teenager that just needs a girl/boyfriend.

    The fact that you got 72 likes proves my point, everyone relates.

  • love lev

    

  • But I'm depressed because I can't fuck chicks!

  • @gorgurus Well you should lift weights, get a cool car and fuck chicks. Problem solved.

  • @GeneralCane  Thanks!

  • Lift weights get big get a cool car and fuck chics!

  • My friend said "Aw!" She felt awkward for a bit and said "I feel like we should have a party or something" Yes. That's what I need. A party.

  • wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! awesome =]

  • Thanx ford!

  • Hahahahah I'm happy

  • Kind of hard to lift weights when you don't have the physical or mental energy required..hard to get big when you are filled with depression & anxiety to the point you don't have the desire to eat much subsisting on a diet of cigarettes, coffee, soda, and breakfast bars. Its hard to get a ford mustang when you have no money because you work at a meaningless shitty job and that is all that is available to people like me. Fucking chicks? Yeah, they love depressed guys with no money or future!!!

  • he got himself a ford mustang and now he fucks chicks. hahaha

  • wow...i have no words...

  • it surprises me how much people don't understand depression, i think it's something you can't describe to someone unless they have it themselves. it just is.

  • @brebob17 it surprises me how much people who have depression think that people who overcame depression dont understand how terrible their depression is. Everybody had depression once or more, dont make it something unique.

  • @Gigatless i do agree with you there, people who have had depression are the ones that know exactly how you feel. but i'm young, so a lot of people i know haven't experienced it. i wasn't making it something unique.

  • @brebob17 20? young? lol. Im 20, and I was in school, university and army by now. Normal people in our age have a lot of experience, I dont know why your is so tiny.

  • @Gigatless the army! awesome =) but hey, i respect your opinion man, i guess everyone has different views on this topic =)

  • @brebob17 i have lost my dad 1 year and i was over it. you dont need to make it look like he wanted you to be sad when he died. besides its different from different persons and people understand thier own depression and not others thats why they are saying stuff like: get over it, its not so bad becuse they get over it themselves quickly. so they are giving you the edvise they use and if it doesent work for you, than its to bad. people just wanna help stop being a douche

  • @brebob17 I say your wrong :)

    Notice, human minds are somewhat like our computers but with the ability to make desicions i ways real computers sometimes cant(because were not that far into it).Depression can be cause by numerous things and in the end we can easily describe it. just as other things. we may not be able to grasp the words for it but truley everything may be described........... Everything is possible my fellow idiots :)

  • @theliveing haha you actually make a really good point, it's definitely the words that are hardest to find i think =) which made me say that i guess

  • @brebob17 i know. and it seems that even the people who were once depressed forget what depression's like when they become happy, and really aren't empathetic to listening to other people's depression

  • At least you can depend on alcohol

  • LIFT WEIGHTS, GET BIG, GET A CAR AND FUCK CHICKS!!!! Thats something now!

  • It's like when you paralyzed at a big sporting event and they say, "...now everybody please RISE and remove your hats for the national anthem."

  • I LOVE the teacher bit, killed myself laughing at the over-sterness of it, just makes it all the more humorous.

  • i never have any idea what to say when someone says they're depressed. I certainly don't know what it feels like to be always depressed, rather than temporarily sad.

  • @ihatebirthdays It's like having nails hammered into you permanently. The nails never go away, but sooner or later you either get used to it, or kill yourself. It never really goes away.

  • @ihatebirthdays I'm fairly sure I have depression, and it isn't an all the time thing. It's more of a "I just started crying for no reason and collapsed on the floor for an hour. WTF?" thing. Don't stress out about it, nothing really helps. I think the best thing you can do is just sort of go "Oh" and give a sympathetic half smile. I haven't had this happen, but telling them that they can always talk to you if they need it wouldn't be a bad idea.

  • @sighcantthinkofaname that's pretty good advice. Thanks for that :) i hope it'll help someone in my life sometime

  • did you ever get over it?

  • My only 'cure' for depression is to work towards fixing/changing whatever it is which is causing the depression in the first place.

    This video clearly demonstrates the crap perspectives some people have on dealing with depression, which Ive mostly heard far too many times before.

  • I'm going through a mild case of depression right now. This all sounds about right. With me none of that advice really works, because I have no real reason to be sad. I just get into these pits of agony where I cry for no reason and feel like I'm dying. I don't understand it, and staying positive can't fucking help.

  • @sighcantthinkofaname I feel the same way. Although I know why I feel this way, but it is something that cannot be fixed. So I am doomed to live out the rest of my days in the shadow of all the other people around me.

  • I got a mustang and lift weights.

  • #5 FTW. Fucking chicks definitely solves everything. I guess it depends from person to person, but we are all going to die so you should find something that keeps you happy. Sex is enough for me, at least for now.

  • I've never been depressed... is there something wrong with me? <_<

  • yes lift weights, get big, get a car babes fuck it solves everything even things I have in my head

  • actually the last piece of advice isn't so bad, fitness training has been found as effectively decreasing depressive symptoms in some significant percentage of depressed people.

  • If lots of people are on lonely island, are we really as lonely as we think we are? :0

  • I'd like to point out that my depression is utterly unaffected by this video. Congrats Lev.

  • When i get depressed i think of "That guy" that has it much much worse off than me and then i feel bad about feeling bad.. and then i feel worse than bad :(

    Its a sad cycle...

  • SHEESH! The way he describes his sister is like make sure she's not around any sharp objects if you know what I mean.

  • im big but im still depressed

  • I wish the fourth advice applied to women who were depressed.

  • The last guy sounds like he came straight out of the Jersey Shore

  • I'm pretty slim :|

  • shit man, im totally the last guy. damn

  • I feel better already :) thanks......need to fuck chicks tho :/

  • "I have no business being..." what? What's the word he used?

  • @TheCarlScharnberg morose

  • @CaptainGirlrod I've heard it several times lately, but I could never figure out exactly what they were saying as I hadn't heard the term before. And what do you know, CaptainGirlrod turns up and saves the day. Thank you, Captain.

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  • fuck.....chicks?

  • How to cope with depression? Watch these videos.

  • i seen then ppl 2

  • your drawing of your sister is really cute. lol

  • after listening to this i would rather just kill myself, thank god i know how to tie a noose.

    your voice brings me down like a bitch

  • Trying to "cope" with depression ensures a life of mere existence.

    Surrendering to the fact that it was more powerfull than I allowed me to quit fighting it and seek a solution to be free of it.

    What I resist..persists.

  • Heres what I learned, nothing I could touch, taste, see, hear, smell or sense in any physical way worked, tried therapy and medications but they only bring temporary relief. I was atheist, fantasizing suicide. SO I considered trying the other direction 180 degs and wondered about God and God did a number on me.

    I still have no religion .

    Depression was my ego, it was me, I was causing it.

    watch?v=o2RD4vTuPN0&feature=re­sults_video&playnext=1&list=PL­F83E932A5FA4931E

  • @jonesgerard i did some therapy not a lot, no pills though. im athiest also, never prayed to god for help. i though why wait for someone to help me when i do it myself! Bam! next thing you know im walking 6 miles a week with no depressing thoughts since 5 months ago.

  • @jonesgerard Stop preaching. You are disgusting.

  • i am currently working on that last advice. lol tho, that was good for the heart.

  • Haha! I've been crying all day and this made me laugh.

  • depression is a physical condition that one can not "get over" that easily. Medicaments and/or psychotherapy work best, I think.

  • Still emo (•_))

  • the last advice doesnt seem to work out for me or any girls.

  • Hi, I suffered from depression the last six years, and I found that one of the things that helped me the most was reading the Bible. I found that if I read the Bible aloud, putting emphasis on the parts that were italicized, I soon felt a sense of peace and well-being.

  • @tarahSky3 Me too, although the bible is a bit complicated for me, I contemplate God and get relief from the root cause of depression (the ego).

  • Man.. saw a few of your videos... What in the world did your parents do to you and your sister?

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  • your professor is a dick, i hate people who say shit like that, its like just cause you don't live in a third world country doesn't mean you can't have personal problems.

  • Exercising is supposed to release endorphines or natural chemicals or something into your body which is supposed to make you happy. So I mean, he could be right, but I'm sure some people could exercise and still be bummed out, especially if they have a hard time with it.

  • Ha ha, being a girl, I find your sister's response to be the best. But you're not female, so you probably just heaved a sigh and sat there. Bummer.

  • Hmm..I have times Im depressed as well,what I do is create,or listen to music to calm me down.What ever works for you is what matters.

    If theres something you enjoy doing..try that.

  • This is so true!!!

  • I am on that island with your sister, how do I escape?

  • @HeyImSme Start living in the present and stop living in the past. You can't possibly be happy today feeling hurt or whatever it is from the past. Just be you no matter what you're feeling and you'll find happiness is within. Not on boats with other ppl that are total strangers you know nothing about. Or whatever else has been programmed into your mind through media, education, and corporations. Our purpose is to love one another in service to God. Welcome aboard a new ship!

  • @ckym255 Great until you brought god into it. Couldn't you just have said 'as human beings'?

  • @ckym255 I doubt anyone with depression in any severity would find revelation in a youtube comment.

  • @SuperMatical Well, you might be correct. But, I don't care what you think. I care about being myself . That was my best answer to the question at that time. I have no interest in your arrogance or your opinions. I know it's YT comments. I've been on YT for years. If you have the answers why are you watching a depression video? For teh lulz? Doubt it, have a nice day.

  • @SuperMatical yes but what if someone did and that person just made someone else day

  • @HeyImSme Lift her in order to get big...

  • @HeyImSme kill yourself

  • This actually made me more depressed.