The Perfect Man

[StrawberyKiwiCherry]

He has the most beautiful eyes -3

[IhatEmyyusername]

here you go.... take them

[RawrrrHaileyChan]

"Game over ladies, I'll have your panties now." xD

[BlackButterflyFun]

His face at 0:34 XD

[Thelpslolo23]

oh the dog is soooo sweet *_*

[maryting666]

You sound like Ben Stiller lolol

[emarfan]

Remember I said HANDS baby, I'm a multitasker.

[kklove526]

Challenge Accepted

[TheDemiFan4Evr]

Now these are the videos I loved

[supergirls29]

OMG! LMFAO!

[pinkypiepony123]

And Skyrim<3333

[pinkypiepony123]

Hey Baby why aren't you one of my 99 problems? gold.

[KittenZumi16]

Hot..! :D

[Clutzii]

Good job. Lol.

[bethjonesxo]

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE<3<3<3<3<3

[MichaelaLeach]

*hands you my panties

[perfectlybizarre1]

lmao soooo funny :D

[zer01ife]

hey onision, weve got the exact same laptop!!!

[IDKWIAM]

Game over ladies! Ill have your panties now. LOL!

[happykat241]

i just laughed so much!

[TheBeautifulXsorrow]

What's sad is that I would actually date him if he really did all that... more than my ex did. xD

[KTloveswrestling1221]

I love his hugging face and the skyrim reason! xD

[blazingsilver1]

18 made my day

[SYCOSISTERS40]

I like 5

[Neokatis]

...............

[Hetaliabeatleboosh09]

15 got me good

[SemperFiFuture]

haha that puppy was awesome :P

[kaitclayton]

THIS MADE ME DAY 500000000% BETTER

[deathtoall248]

ok,im going to get a sandwich,when i get back this better be top comment

[SerenityEvermore]

Number 15.. -handcuffs- 'nough said xD

[KittyGoRAWR26]

#18 Wait for it...He jus became the sexyiest mane alive *-*

[xlKitKat]

I tho he would go at 30

[xCosmicMonsters]

Let me clean up that dog poop for you. That's no job for my queen.

[emooisastar]

And now im the sexyiest man alive. Lol

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

Lol. Have sex with me.

[Iplaywow997]

thats the wierdest colored house ive ever seen!!

[JessaSaurus23]

I'd fuck myself to that

[IHateLifeI]

>< Holy Fawk

[radu99mihai]

Thumbs Up for the guy in the back of ONISION!

[XxEmoGothicGirlxX]

Watched this over 15 times in a row. Still laughing. :P

[katiemunsterloveschu]

#17 you had my panties at that I like my men nerdy

[Cash3y2Leeya]

not regular handcuffs...fuzzy handcuffs thats what wud win a ladys heart! ;DDDDDD

[XRavenCruceX]

Pretty damn sexy lol

[Bamification321]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S ACCURATE

WHYYY DO PUPPIES HAVE SUCH A STRONG EFFECT ON ME

I AM DEFENSELESSSSS

[PrinciPiaXoxo]

Haha this is so great, oh my gosh :) lol Wow.

[NerdyCanadian]

OMG You put the seat back down??!?! You should be nominated for something...

[RoxyChoxi]

This is fantastic lololol

[DeeFist1980]

lol this is so realistic, I am not joking.

[auttyjoy]

lmao loved it lol!!!!!!

[shany7765]

my kinda guy lol "lets go banaanas" lol

[Devikvampire]

That wasnt so bad.

[ManicBoii39]

BEST TOTURIAL EVAR!!! And I don't even like chicks!! HAHAHA

[MrRomanrin]

1:31 => I actually do that, ALL THE TIME. (and, yes, because of Good Education).

no, no joke, i really do that.

._.

(also, clean, and to drugs, I mean,.... I wash the dishes.)

[GinChan4427]

@MrRomanrin lmao dude xDD

[PERDYKITTY]

1:31 he's soooooo dreamy!!!!

[singer188]

dude i don't care our age difference i totally want to go out with u lol ur soo cute and funny!!!!! love you<333333333333333333

[bri8778]

1:41 he's so freakin cute!

[WarcraftBEAST12]

He sounds like zoolander...lol.

[nonono45ful]

is that the im a bananna suit

[Random4Ev3r]

@nonono45ful Yes, yes it is.

[Dewani90]

way too perfect to be a man i can say, men must be imperfect, that's why we love them, we kinda try to correct them as much as we can, then forget completely about it and accept them for what they are, becuz we aren't perfect either, isn't that true girlz?

[NoxLiliana]

Ha ha. He's so hot. I am now a fan.

[WahnonaVerity]

PUPPY <3



[gothbabii188]

lmfao "lets go bananas,baby"

[KiryuuZombie]

you win

[pomperslay]

lol he had a cock in his pants

[MCBskitz]

his facial expressions remind me of ben stiller in zoolander

[PenelopeTelepathy]

hahahhaha

[jdabug1]

multi tasker? me likey

[petrolheadforeva434]

0:35 he has a chicken for a penis :/ still love u <3

[NoxLiliana]

@petrolheadforeva434 Chickens are good for eatin'. ;)

[petrolheadforeva434]

@NoxLiliana pmsl hahaha ture ture :)

[CompletlyBunned]

I love this video xD And the guy looks so creepy...I WANT A BOYFRIEND LIKE THAT! :D

[MagicPeanut11]

Holy shit, he can fold his own laundry O:

[xxxemoXsakuraxxx]

this was the funniest shit ever!! XD lmao

[AnimedGirl1]

MARRY ME!!!

[thatguy674]

lol #16 and #20 are the best! lol

[XNarutoxXxFanX]

1:33 Like a boss :I

[josyjo5787]

Whats your address? I'll send mine right away! XD

[apatano20]

I just became the sexiest man alive rofl

[missysarah101]

i swear to god i have those grey/black pajama bottom and im a girl

[legodmyeggo]

My kinda man<3

[emogirl2071]

next time no censored stuff ;)

[rekftw]

oh my gosh <3

[MusicalAnna101]

lol. enough said........................

[TheWolfyattitude]

I raped the repeat button x3

[emileegooiega]

Skyrim =w=

[123pivot456]

i would like to see another !!! please sir can i have some MMOORREE!!!

[CzechFitnessGirl]

Funny! Finally a perfect man!

[MsRandomlicious]

0:28-0:32 hottest expressions ever :D

[dhannyboo]

he sounds like zoolander xD

[TheHeartOfAnAngel18]

omfg this video cracks me up lol

[ladycookiequeen]

he kinda sounds like ZooLander

[0909rayman]

Greg do you have a playstation network account

[LupeChair]

oh my gosh. i nearly cried from laughing so hard.

[andiesilly12]

It just occurred to me now that we have the same sweater.

WE ARE ONE

[queenofmyown]

lol! I'll have your panties now!

[ThePleasurePalace]

BAHAHAH!

[CherylGWillNeverDie]

LOL!!!!

[DodehM3]

for some reason i didn't want this list to end..

[MrTaurus424]

"game over ladyd, i'll have your panties now" lol awesome

[michaeltbear]

Onision you are grossly skinny. I got shocked at how poor your physique is. Like a concentration camp survivor. No muscle whatsoever, you need to bulk up

[Sensorium88]

@michaeltbear You are clearly blind. That or jealous.

[facetubemyassplug]

@michaeltbear envy is an ugly thing

[ItaChan20XX]

I just noticed this was posted on my birthday XD

[SerenityEvermore]

This made me blush and laugh at the same time <3 xD

[episnessatlife1]

I'm in that wierd part of youtube again.

[RyanRazorblades]

You have a really nice body.

[KillerBea101]

wait 4 it... I just became the sexyist man alive!

L.O.FREAKIN.L

[KillerBea101]

Nuff said

megga lolage!!

[luvalwaysme925]

i would date u. not based on this video however... kinda scary lol

[mintachi]

The commentary made me LOL X3

[supersherrylee]

this is the best video ever!!!

[webkinstarz]

Hahah I used to think u were stupid and not funny but I was so wrong i love this videi

[TheMackster55]

You're so hot. I mean what?

[1029384756ilikepie]

He has got a puppy....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[awsomecomment123]

0:31 cool you cleaned up the dog shit now what about the pee?

[0000113105]

1:24 lets go bananas baby

[0000113105]

@0000113105 i mean 1:20

[0000113105]

@0000113105 I:23

[Samawsom]

Aahahaha XD

[PiperSaysPunk]

THIS IS AWESOME.

:D

[MyChemicalWay22]

Ill have your panties now, LOL

[slash1dot1dash]

The perfect man exists! AND HE HAS SKYRIM! :D :D :D

[ling6001]

so ?

[666midnightwolf]

i kno u probably wouldnt do any of dis but i wud stil date u

[ExistancesBold]

FUCKING AMAZING!

[samaria102393]

i like # 15

[melih626]

ONISION PLAYS SKYRIM 0.0 MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE

[MrAshlover21]

0:33 funny

[CARLOSDAVIDDELAROSA]

I just became the sexiest man alive ;)

[kristen82de]

Hahahahaaa! You and your girlfriend are weirdly amazing!!!! :D

[22TiniTara]

Really? Cuz In The End You Looked Gay<3

[awsomeo700]

Funny

[xSuicidalxxLovex]

Lol I don't even know you greg but you are truly amazing in my eyes. 3

[RespectThe80s]

How did you find my perfect man list?

[0000113105]

Greg u turn me on ;)

[petrolheadforeva434]

game over ladies, i'll have your panties now x

[john385able]

WHO WATCHES THIS SHIT, TRUST ME I DON'T. I AM JUST HERE TO IRRITATE ALL OF YOU LOOSERS WHO ARE FRIENDS WITH ONION HEAD, I MEAN ONION STINK. STILL DON'T KNOW IF IT IS A MAN, WOMAN OR BOTH. WHOEVER ONION STINK IS IT HAS SOME MAJOR CONFIDENCE PROBLEMS AND @Thesnookky you can suck on my HAIRY BALLSACK, AND MY DOGS BALLSACK MAYBE THAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER

[msmegmeg1997]

@john385able You have 0 subscribers, 0 videos, and you suddenly dictate who is the best person on Youtube? Oh and you need to go back to first grade and learn grammar, punctuation, and spelling.

[john385able]

@msmegmeg1997 lick a dick nutmeg

[john385able]

@msmegmeg1997 i dont have a channel and subscribers cause i'm not a tool like you fag. How do you like this grammar? FUCK YOU

[princessladyeve]

@john385able dude, you seriously need to get a life.

[john385able]

@princessladyeve DUDE, YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO LICK MY BALLS

[princessladyeve]

@john385able Sorry hun, don't want to get 10 STD's.

[john385able]

@princessladyeve thats like a 4th grade joke,is that all you got???????

[princessladyeve]

@john385able Yeah. sorry. not going to argue with a fucking 30 year old who has no god damn life.

[TheAlexander56]

@princessladyeve win

[princessladyeve]

@TheAlexander56 :)

[ThexBlackxCherry]

@john385able @princessladyeve um. okay. you guys seriously cant come up with anything better?

[princessladyeve]

@ThexBlackxCherry Umm, why are you even getting into this?

[ThexBlackxCherry]

@princessladyeve because you both need to stfu and enjoy that god damn video for fucks sake

[princessladyeve]

@ThexBlackxCherry Actually, i was enjoying the video, thanks tho!! Go continue filming animals and gtfo. thanks :)

[ThexBlackxCherry]

@princessladyeve lol wow come up with something better than telling me something i already know. you think i dont know that i film animals? okay whatever. ya know what try not to think so hard bout your next insult. you must have a very large brain to hold so much ignorance.

[princessladyeve]

@ThexBlackxCherry smdh. actually, im trying to be nice. so many things i want to say, but your not worth my fucking time. all you are is a piece of shit clouding this world. fuck you asshole, and seriously, your like 12. so stop trying to act cool. K byeeee fuck tardddd (;

[ThexBlackxCherry]

@princessladyeve nice? nice?! LMFAO!!! NICE?! THATS FUKING HILARIOUS!! NICE?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AH! BRO! THATS YOUR MEANING OF NICE?? REALLY?? LOL! n plus im fifthteen bro lol i juss love how you assume everyone you fight with on youtube is twelve although thats how most people like you are well i guess i cant blame ya. haha and im not acting cool lol where'd you get that from? like i said you cant come up with anything better. typical amateur, immature might i add, youtuber -_-

[missminxycris]

@ThexBlackxCherry hey don't be so mean this video is really funny and about the maturity thing im 20 and i think he actualy does the stuff women like ^^. I like it but so do 6,939 people and i dont think they are underge imature children at least not all :P

[ThexBlackxCherry]

@missminxycris lol okay only because you asked NICELY!!! unlike most of these idiots on here. and i like the vid too. onision is awesome

[userfaust]

the chips and bathroom were the best ones

[TheColinpow]

loved it

[LiekeEli]

Somehow I would actually fall for this :P

[Nikkimusickofficial]

Haha "game over ladies I'll have your panties now" Gotta love onision <3

[avivavonmonroe]

how can you keep a strait face doing this???

[ThatGirlYouKnow212]

Made me laugh so hard, I swear I stopped breathing...

[john385able]

you don't know who i am, but i know who you are.

[TheSnookky]

@john385able You Sound Like A Fucking Pedophile

[john385able]

I bet if you saw a vagina you would run. wait no you probably have a vagina already. just my opinion onion head.

[FabulousKilljoy99]

@john385able If you don't fucking like Onision, why do you even come and watch his damn videos? Dumb mother fucker...

[john385able]

fag

[VictoriaDarko8]

<3