Touch

[imseeweed]

what if he touches himself

[T16Akatsuki]

if you watch this backwards, its about a wizard who can control skittles and make them into desk supplies

[nightshadezerodotcom]

Solution: Wear gloves made from Skittles.

[Mallia09]

One way to end this MISERY -> touch youself...... WAIT! does that count as suicide? :O

[whodafuckfarted]

does this mean he cant masturbate ?

[upallhours9]

He just confessed to killing a stranger on a bus.

[QCusic]

He's too old for this shit

[Filmtray]

So what happens if he touches other skittles

Skittleception 0_o

[Imreadingthisaloud]

what happens if he touches a skittle....?

[upallhours9]

@Imreadingthisaloud Turns into a person that everything they touch turns into skittles.

[NaughtyUnicornRobot]

touch your balls

[holmborn]

TASTE THE RAINBOW MUTHAFUCKA!

[12Jakeyboy]

If it's everything he touches, why is he working at a computer?!

[IcyThrills]

What if he touches skittles? Will they all erupt into a million nanoskittles?o.0

[waffleriddle]

This man could take on the world. they couldnt kill him hed just put his hand up and the bullets would just be a skittle

[Mefgar]

New born baby? How did he... that involves touching. Hmm....

[LtddUk]

CANDY HANDS, Copied from scrubs?

[eventfularse]

Surely touching the Skittles turns them into more Skittles.

[XloopsXxXx]

hahahah

[themrtom09]

Lol

[gallifrey64]

Funny. Now the man can't touch anything without it turning into skittles.

[PhiiRob]

Wh..What happens if he touches a skittle? 0_0

[JAMamation]

i never realised the advert was this old.

[KrytenMark]

@JAMamation Me neither. It must be really famous. ^^

[hellomoto186]

How does he walk to his chair or sit in it?

[670chris076]

when i first saw this advert i thought he was morgan freeman LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aegisgfx]

Howd they do this, is it all CGI?

[IcyThrills]

Wait... won't his socks turn into skittles? And his shoes? And the floor of his office? And all the earth underneath it? And all the lava at the centre of the earth?

[waffleriddle]

@IcyThrills No its what he touches with his hands

[ArtArty1]

Has anyone seen this on-air lately? Where?

[TeaRJo23]

Man, sitcho ass down! That's Angry Man from Martin. LOL

[Kwame3OOO]

How did he have a son if everything he touches turns to skittles.....

[CheesusTheGreat]

@Kwame3OOO most likely a recent mutation

[hrgtfs]

"I met a man on the bus this morning, I shook his hand..." Lol, that's kinda depressing

[dogloversunite]

how did he dress himself? :P

[hazzabananza]

...well that was morbid o.O

[MrEpicano]

What if he touches the Earth?!?!?!???

[Theawesomecool1]

can he touch himself (no homo)

[Blakeryy]

So it's like how King Midas turns everything to gold, 'cept better xD

[BumperSticker95]

I've got it! Wear gloves on top of some more gloves! The first layer will turn to skittles, forming a barrier between him and the next pair of gloves!

I wasted an afternoon.

[mackat4ck]

@BumperSticker95 that's awesome!

[Werdxp]

@BumperSticker95 He'd have to get his hand in perfectly without touching the glove. It'd be hard

[Luvly96]

How is he gonna masturbate???

[IanMowat]

So good

[Curttehmurt]

I never saw this extended version, the bit about the guy on the bus is pretty upsetting

[Soopahperry111]

what if he rubs his head in anger?

[gamershrader]

what if he bites something?

[MrAodhanStevenson]

What happens if he touches some M&M's

[topaz8989]

How does he pee then?

O_O

[yoplaitist]

He could jizz on her and she could shove it in

[Boodrowski53]

Wait, he couldn't hold his newborn baby boy? How did he even have sex?

[MrJustPenguin]

If you press 2 and 7 you hear : its awesome! , yes its pretty awesome! :D

[levicrossdechantel]

how did he have sex with his wife to begin with? haha

[animal301092]

How did he manage to create his child in the 1st place :P xD

[onklebert]

7 people shook his hand...

[TheGuest4000]

@onklebert If they shook his hand they would have turned to skittles instantly and wouldn't have been able to press the dislike button. You're stupid; fuck you.

[onklebert]

@TheGuest4000 you know, 7 people dont seem to think so... maybe you should spend less time replying to 5 year old comments on a 4 year old video...

[TheGuest4000]

@onklebert 7 people are stupid; fuck you.

[onklebert]

@TheGuest4000 yeah people are stupid- just like you're showing... right now.

[rjmlaird]

Life like that must suck! ;p

[StudioSound1]

HAHAHAHAHAH :'D

[GrantW219]

He is the new X-Man, Who would win in a fight between "SKITTLE MAN" and "WOLVERINE" ?

[caterac88]

Danny Glover is such a great actor!

[owainlovescod]

What would happen if he touched a skittle ????

[etho42]

Why have I only just seen this commercial on tv? It's 3 years old!!!

[XMMxmmXM]

@etho42 Nearly 4!

[ps2gamer1000]

i wounder what would happen if he touched skittles.....

[soulsanctuarymusic1]

BEST ADVERT EVER!!

[XMMxmmXM]

@soulsanctuarymusic1 I second that!

[Candyprincess2165]

LAWLSSSSSSSSS

what the hell would happen during sex?????

[fiskfisk33]

@Candyprincess2165 well i hope you have a skittle fetish.

um, and necrophilia... :/

[JTBM296]

this ad makes me hungry

[hey1111112222222]

atleast he will never go hungry.

[CheesusTheGreat]

@hey1111112222222 but he'll die from diabetes

[portalgladoschell]

A big explosion of the desk just one touch

[4nus]

Poor man...

He can never Masturbate.

[Whoizcasper]

Skittle dick!

[l84schoolwolf]

why isnt the air turning into skittles?? 

[Pirochiro]

@l84schoolwolf Maybe it is. Tiny molecule-sized skittles.

[l84schoolwolf]

@Pirochiro YEAH!! molecule skittles...yumm.

[Alwg1995]

Thats the most hilarious advert ever!

[RAAAWRimapenguin]

ROFL

[Machinegunnerboy442]

Funny if he tried to wank

[carnage98kill]

I wish I had that curse/ability,but only on my LEFT PINKY FINGER.

Yay.

[eraklez1]

haahaha

[kikiandrei]

He touched his fingers! Why didn't they get into skittles?

[reichjoyce]

Wow, I hate marketing, but you guys certainly win on that one.

[waterbitten]

LMAO, "I met a man today, shook his hand.. he will never see his family again..." Bwahahaha - i was keeping it together until then!!! Hilarious

[XxxhyPercAndyXxx]

LMFFAO the whole desk went BOOOM! mmm i'd take a dive in those skittles :3 how'd he dress himself with those clothes if. . . . . . Ok yea that's confusinq lol x

[MrMuddToYou]

You'd think he'd remember not to touch anything after all those years.

[chad2CCC]

What happens when he touches skittles?

[kitkatkafrin]

@chad2CCC lol! mini skittles? haha

[FenshiHakkar]

A lot of you don't realize that the skittles touch is only applicable to his hands. If it applied to his whole body, then how is he clothed? He can still have sex as long as he never touches his partner with his hands.

[ilovenachos31]

youd think hed have a job that doesnt involve answering the phone O.o

[smartycat171]

Wait... if he can't touch anything without turning it to skittles... who does he have a newborn baby boy???

[sharsasuke01]

i would just get fed up and touch the earth and kill everyone.

[Pirochiro]

@sharsasuke01 That wouldn't kill everyone, it would just mean we have to live on skittles forever. It might kill people who are allergic to certain skittles ingredients I guess...

[supermax110]

He's the cousin of Death

[Gustaviaable]

I would touch JUstin Bieber so I dont have to worry about him to take over the world

[Gustaviaable]

I would touch the Empire State Building.

[arshsingh1984]

Such tasty pathos 

[Rushgoon1]

How did he get a son then?

[ChrisIsOver9000]

How does he take a piss... >_>;

[EldaAndChii]

That puts me off skittles! 'cept the end xD

[Jumpybeaver]

Tim meet Justin Bieber...

[Destroyahweapon]

such a dark commercial

[SecretTechniqueGuy]

No joke but I want to see more of skittle-guy's life. FOX, please pick this up as a TV series!

[MykleHunter]

If they made an entire movie based off of this guy with his problem, I would go see it.

[FMAPhantomWolf]

I feel so bad for that guy just because of his expression.

/wuss

[gigo1818]

I liked the part where he touched something and it turns into skittles

[iBashSnails]

@gigo1818

What a great observation you made there.

[coloradooo3]

@gigo1818 when was that? damn, i totaly missed it :/

[daxter34]

his teen years must have been hard...

[badassness666]

Aside from the fact that it's really funny, the special effects are impressive.

[maddog66]

what happens when he touches skittles?

[sjoekk]

@maddog66 the commercial shows what happens doesn´t it... "I met a man on the bus today"

[gbtygfvyg]

@maddog66 It changes flavors

[GDarkGoombaG]

@maddog66 the anomaly rips open the space time continueum and destroyes the world!!!!! actually nothing happens, look at him holding the skittles in the commercial lol

[TheBITK]

@maddog66 A tear in the space time continuum!? The end of the universe as we know it? Or many it turns into a golden skittle?

[ziad33546]

@maddog66 BOOM! world peace.

[becckii]

@maddog66 it blows a hole in the space time cont........and the world folds in on itself!

[DarthZob]

@maddog66

they turn back i guess

[citro7000]

@maddog66 Noting. He had some Skittles in he's hand in the video.

[FalkusFilms]

@maddog66 Nothing, obviously. He touched Skittles right in there in the commercial.

[HOLLYWOOD3957]

@maddog66 MORE SKITTLES!!!!

[ojaldra182]

how does he make piss?

[HorrorMusick666]

how does he wipe his ass

[ARTONY92]

he wipes his ass with skittles.

"wipe the rainbow, taste the rainbow"

[EeSPacER]

@ARTONY92 too hilarious... i wouldn't taste the rainbow afterwards.

[cyberrmpage]

Imagine if he touches the foundations of the building. Oh shit. That's a lot of Skittles. Y'know, that guy should just work at a Skittle factory, where they place large items in front of him, he'll touch it, then there will be some thousand or so new Skittles created. Anyone agree?

[ClipCoug]

wonder what happens when he touches the Skittles.

[Jumpybeaver]

@ClipCoug NEW SKITTLES MINI!

[MaryLouTV]

Skittle Nigger.

[Leigh098]

@MaryLouTV

The fuck is your problem? Jesus.

[MaryLouTV]

@Leigh098

Forced meme is forced.

[leafsforlife26]

lol new born baby boy? this guys is like 60 years old... more like new born grandson lmao:)

[Aerox68]

I work for them !

[Seishae]

He could tape skittles around his hands and then at least he could do a few things with his hands, right?

[PenguinThug]

what about skittles gloves?

[cmb400m]

hahahahaha this is hilarious!

[q1kyle25]

only his hands...

[CherishedxLove]

BAHAHAHAHA this is awesome

[TheGIRLwhoPOONEDyou]

Boy that would stink to have his condition...

[CodeguruX]

Sorry but this was at the ass end of the funny skittles / starburt commercials and was not funny in the least compared to berries and cream or the clepto guy or skittles gum. It's forced and mostly dumb.

[browniebaby010011]

dis is sooooooooooooooo funni!!!!!!!

[bigbad1000do7a]

GODDAMNIT

[UPandB3YonD]

Yeah this would suck. I wonder if he tried using gloves.(I'm aware it is a commercial lol)

[monkeyninja2001]

@UPandB3YonD haha the gloves would turn to skittles

[scottg4520]

If he put on the gloves. They would turn into skittles.

[UPandB3YonD]

Thats true

[RoadKamelot3EdShadow]

rotfl

[deriik2020]

You know he doesnt care about the man he killed or his baby. Problem is he can never again touch fried chicken and watermelon....

[anderspil1]

same as dividing by zero

[thiepval]

What he needs are some gloves fashioned from Skittles.

[diztinqtively]

it's only his hands

[KoVox00]

Man, it'd suck to be able to do that. You can't touch yourself. Your penis would turn into Skittles. D:

[nothingmoving]

@KoVox00 HAHA

[Chantzehao]

@KoVox00 Delicious pen0r

[RaPIDzGRaPhicZz]

@KoVox00 At least it would taste nice

[kazuko26]

how can he have a newborn child? he had sex with his skittles wife?

[n8dogg87]

Here's the answer: It's a commercial.

[kazuko26]

haha ya i like the commercial. i was just pointing that out. i see the flaws in too many things. it's annoying.

[partygirl209]

at least he'll never be hungry!!

[olgaking1]

Which finger does he have to touch with, to create sour skittles?

[FallenMonk55]

LOL Best commercial ever!!!

[deezo60]

lol i would rob a bank, have someone carry the cash of course. lol if im chased by cops touch the road and wooooosh lol.

bad idea on second thought cuz id prolly die to :P

[J4mes1991]

This is awesome.

[ogamelol]

so hes used to not holding his dick to piss?

[xXDAZNIELXx]

if i were there i would quickly find a bag and take all the skittles

[thejazzybee18]

best vid ever

[avadakedavra62442]

BESTTTTT

[ShyGuy360]

wat

[videogamenostalgia]

and why is he working in an office building on a computer? it'll just turn into skittles! Why doesn't he just work for a skittles factory or something?

[Ratch3ttL0cc]

lol then he'll touch da machinery n den no more skittle :(

[Whataboutskate]

Cuz its a commersial asshole!