Charlie Brooker's 2010 Wipe (P1)

[Octavius0]

6:00 But Haiti is an utter shithole with a very recent history of insane levels of violence and looting.

It is a basketcase of a country. Compare it to its neighbour (and island sharer) The Dominican Republic.

Brooker got it wronggggggg

[mankytoes]

@Octavius0 Not really. Obviously Haiti is one of the poorest most troubled nations on earth. But if we had a disaster that made half the country homeless and people could die without aid, do you think we'd just queue up stereotypically, even if the baby is gonna die without his medicine? The point is those scenes the newspeople were bigging up were inevitable with a disaster on that scale anywhere in the world.

[Octavius0]

@mankytoes

Japan.

[mankytoes]

@Octavius0 Ok, you have a point, but I think many Western countries would have been worse, and were hunger and basic survival issues as bad as in Japan as Haiti? Once you are fighting for survival, you become a different man. 

[confinedspace2006]

9:54 omg genuinely probably the most shockingly funny things i've heard in years

[swingingsimon]

Love that Barry Shitpeas has been reduced to a 'media personality'.

[logom0]

WHAT I NEED IS CRACK!

[logom0]

2010.. what a shit year lol

[RabiLavi]

When Charlie says he'd rather hear the 4 minute warning that the radio station in the advert i immediately thought of the song 4 Minute Warning by Radiohead. Man, that sure is a great song..

[mrpsb7]

that nike advert is the biggest example of shameless advertising in the history of TV.

[451harri]

I like how Barry's titles steadily go downhill. It started with "Comedian", in this it's "Media Personality" and in the 2011 Wipe it was just "Human being".

[somberlight]

@451harri hah, i guess it'll be "Amoeba" this year XD

[owaffs]

Wait, did Nike really do an advert about a solemn Tiger feeling apologetic over cheating when their own catchphrase/motto is "Just Do It" ...?

[KoTowaty]

i thought tv in my country sucks... but this is fuckin insane pile of shit.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@KoTowaty You obviously don't understand sarcasm, you dick.

[CaitlinCakexx]

please put up 'review of the year 2011' :)

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

Sugary kitten fart, hah.

[flyingturnip1]

Haha, I love Barry Shitpeas!

[pacbizkit]

who is in the left picture on charlies table?

[ImahGoer]

Halifax are cunts.

[Derm1991]

Admiral Akbar hahhahaha

[JSCwrd]

With a face and voice like that, it's really a wonder that Grace Dent hides behind a newspaper column when making her snippy remarks about TV.

[JackFriedRice]

"But they didn't know they were antiques because it was the past." LOLOLOLOLOL

[TheTheEyeCreature]

@JackFriedRice Yeah, Barry Shitpeas is the greatest character ever.

[hennimore1]

"If Judy Garland could see this she'd thank God she was drunk" LMAO

[aaron9099]

Lloyd Webber's new hit 5 star musical this December in the West End:

"IT'S A TRAP!!!"

[infinitesimotel]

"people that had antiques but they didnt know that because it was the past" HAHAHAHA,

[TheSobek]

Glee is really not supposed to be a parody at all.

[forkineye]

Admiral Ackbar!!!

[asubjectiveopinion]

@forkineye

Is he Allah's brother?

[JustAboutCrazy]

I love these, hope Charlie does a 2011 review! 2:23 i always read it as 'Dancing on Toe'

[landloper1986]

tiger woods is still my role model,

[Raymint]

"... Apparently addicted to a different sort of crack was, golfing legend, Tiger Woods".

[RockBottomRiser21]

Imagine if Barry Shitpeas and Karl Pilkington had a conversation.

[watchingthespaces]

I hope he does a 2011 wipe. So many events to talk about, so much shit to take the piss out of.

[SPeacock]

@watchingthespaces And a 2011 wipe he did. :)

[lauracida]

mmm, stubble and long hair :3 very handsome.

[emanfirstlast]

@zmusic if you watch 'how TV ruined your life' he also uses some recycled material from previous shows there, very disappointing, im hoping it was an executive choice and not his own :(

[451harri]

It's hillarious that some people complain about recycled material, despite the fact that HE HAS TO GO OVER STUFF HE ALREADY DID WHEN HE'S RETROSPECTIVELY REVIEWING THE YEAR FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT DO Y-

[lauracida]

@451harri ahahahahah thumbs up

[666POD666]

To save your time: Doug Stanhope does not contribute to this part

[DIGIxPUNKx1996]

Erm... Am I the only one who finds him incredibly attractive?

[123456yum123456]

@DIGIxPUNKx1996 Are you kidding? I replayed the part where he danced 5 times just 'cause he looked hot doing it.

[DIGIxPUNKx1996]

@123456yum123456 Oh thank god. *wipes forehead*

[DJEdSaunders]

Music from this clip:

00:00 Nathan Fake - You Are Here (FortDax Remix)

03:27 Philip Glass - Pruit Igoe

05:00 Johann Johannson - IBM 1401 Processing Unit

06:47 Purcell - Funeral of Queen Mary

08:52 RJD2 - The Bad Penny

09:59 Walter Murphy and the Big Apple Band - A Fifth of Beethoven

11:20 Stevie Wonder - Superstition

[4104jake]

@DJEdSaunders Thanks.

[andy29081983]

On Charlie's table, who is the photo of on the left?

[ChrisReadMusic]

can anyone tell me the name of the tune playing over the tiger bit? so chilled

[MarnieQX]

As much as I looked away he wouldn't die :P

[tberwick1]

Admiral Ackbar!

[mariotaz]

Some of them 'Over The Rainbow' madams..... :)

[drplbiftin]

god I fucking hate Sky News

[FantasmaBAnco]

Is that Tiger Woods/ Dead Father ad for real?

[Kingb33r]

WHats that song, That starts in the tiger bit, starts about 8:55....

I NEED to know, its just awesome chilled, TY in advance! :)

[starcraft108]

hes good on 10 oclock live

[christschinwon]

jeez - I had a sneaking suspicion it might be but kept thinking of something I watched at school! Many thanks

[christschinwon]

Anyone know what that music at 6:50 (eastenders bit) is? I so recognise it from childhood but can't think what it's from

[jamie1111fulup]

@christschinwon its a piece of music from clockwork orange

[filmmakerkenny]

when it started i throught it was newswipe

[documentaryonawasp]

01.49 outside Fifty Fifty.

[sksnkton]

Andrew Lloyd Webber = Admiral Ackbar Bhahaha

[Averagegamer100]

The thing about the news, is that when they show footage of peaceful protests breaking out into violence or Haitian people getting violent or even some radical Muslims burning the American flag, you would need only zoom the camera out just a tiny bit to see that in reality, it's only about 6 or 7 people getting violent and mostly everyone else going about their own business.

Never trust any mainstream media source.

[ZeroknightC]

BREAKING NEWS: TIGER TALKS

Now if that was an ACTUAL tiger talking, that would have been amazing

[Avradizimir]

Is it me or is his heart really not in this?

[norsef]

The first five minutes are disapointing but the Dorothy bit is just classic.

"If Judy Garland was alive to see this she'd thank god she was drunk".

"Hands over her slippers and flys away on the moon"

[akushner11]

the house at 4:12 is that the same one they used in hustle? with that woman from birmingham

[yaoiluva1127]

lol love this guy XD

[terrasweet]

i could never watch sherlock simply because i don't want sherlock holmes ruined by our world. i don't want to see him in modern britain! it's like how the LOTR films ruin the LOTR in your head.

[thexkid2007]

Thank you for uploading.

[WaunGronChampion]

Must have had like...2 camera's to film that

[LeChuck99]

BROOKERS BACK

[GunZEntertainmentZ]

I missed Charlie :)

[channelfouraustralia]

I like Charlie's new do. Very spiffy.

[UnicoMawer]

Favorited by Chluaid.

[KrisRamJ]

Love the music from 03:29 onwards - anyone know what it is?

[PrivateRandom]

Does anyone know the song used for the report of the Haiti earthquake on this part?

[Halfdan1987]

@PrivateRandom It's "IBM 1401 Processing Unit" by Jóhann Jóhannsson from his album IBM 1401, A User's Manual. It probably sounds like a rather nerdy project, but it's actually a very beautiful album about the relationship between man and machine. =)

[Mrhellsy]

BARRY SHIT PEAS!!!!!!! CHARILE CHARILE CHARLIE

[disamjisa]

Glad Charlie bothered to shave before he filmed this episode... all jokes aside, I thought the 2010 review was quite good.

[rhinseout]

Not sure if I find Barry that funny. He ain't terrible but he isn't brilliant either.

[ChekhovsGun]

Damn Charlie looks good!

[basstard013]

Hey, awesome upload BTW. Can't watch IPlayer stuff in France.

[disamjisa]

@basstard013 Use a proxy

[HomebrandMusic01]

Charlie still has it. Although his new stylish look is a bit of a betrayal. What happened to the paedophile walrus?

[basstard013]

@HomebrandMusic01 00:26. He looks like a weather-beaten, unshaven hobbo with an alcoholic skin complexion. I see no grounds for complaint.

[mrshnitburg]

Fucking finally the truth about Glee what a load of shit it is

Charlie i have missed you :)

[TheOpticFilms]

whats the name of the song that starts at 9:02?

[disamjisa]

@TheOpticFilms Yeah, what's that song?

[rhinseout]

"Yeah daoun touwn abbey, it was really shit" just like I pretend to be common when I'm actually walking class".

[RushFugu]

I've noticed a lack of Tim Key, despite him being credited in the description.

He might not be the most important character of the show but I really like that wanker and was loking forward to him performing a poem awkwardly.

You need to clear him from the description.

[debluemonkey]

@RushFugu Yeah! They told us, no, they PROMISED us that there would be some poetry by Tim Key. THEY LIED!

[televisewhatyouwant]

recycled material, simple jokes, and a quiff?

Konnie is the new yoko.

[zthemusic]

@televisewhatyouwant Yeah, I have to admit I was a little disappointed that he was using the same material from Newswipe. Considering it's been 11 months since Newswipe aired, he could have come up with a few new jokes.

Nice to have him back on BBC Four though, his appearances on Channel 4 have been pretty disappointing :-(

[revilo314]

@zthemusic

I dunno, I am feeling that he was saving material for the 10 O'clock live thang.

But yeah, I has a sad whne he doesn't funny.

[seansalvador1]

@zthemusic

It was about the key events of 2010. What did you expect, for him to make up events?

[zthemusic]

@televisewhatyouwant Yeah, I have to admit I was a little disappointed that he was using the same material from Newswipe. Considering it's been 11 months since Newswipe aired, he could have come up with a few new jokes.

Nice to have him back on BBC Four though, his appearances on Channel 4 have been pretty disappointing :-(

[whikless]

@zthemusic

But after the the months when newswipe was on, he does come up with new material :)

[norsef]

@zthemusic Yeah the first five minutes were disappointing but the Dorothy bit is just classic.

"If Judy Garland was alive to see this she'd thank god she was drunk".

"Hands over her slippers and flys away on the moon"

[Frankyyyyyyinit]

@televisewhatyouwant

That doesn't make any sense.

[basstard013]

@televisewhatyouwant That's why it's called a review.

[PrometheanRunGood]

@televisewhatyouwant I've watched News wipe a billions times over too, but frankly I'm happy with any new stuff from Charlie, even if it is just new commentary over old material.

[GreatTeacherSpud]

@televisewhatyouwant you do realise they've been with eachother for a while they didn't just meet 6 months ago and say 'lets get married before we even know eachother'

[451harri]

@televisewhatyouwant Way to abandon taste and decency there. Real classy.

[televisewhatyouwant]

@451harri How did I?

[451harri]

@televisewhatyouwant lol @ "Konnia is the new Yoko".

[lauracida]

@televisewhatyouwant yeah blame a woman rather than the person actually responsible for the program. oh wait you were joking! right. it's not fucking funny at all.

[TheSorrow1O1]

@lauracida

The fact that she's a woman is irrelevant because you can have a male 'Yoko Ono'. I don't really agree that Konnie is 'the new Yoko-Ono' but your accusation of sexism doesn't hold up. Still, nice attempt at sucking the fun out of everything.

[SeventhEve]

@televisewhatyouwant I like Charlie's pompadour, actually. And I don't see how Konnie has anything to do with the quality of the jokes this year.

[theresuga]

Thank you from Australia! :)

[YourTubeSpellChecker]

Isn't it time Barry Shitpeas got his own show?

[RushFugu]

@YourTubeSpellChecker

Yes! Definately yes!

[rainbowfin18]

Thanks for the upload! It's great.

[hopelesslypassive]

thanks so much for the quick upload! amazing effort and greatly appreciated @zthemusic

[DainBramageStudios]

I pretty much replace `Barry Shitpeas` with the words `Danny Dyer`. 

[TheDanEllis]

@DainBramageStudios how so?

[fritspas]

I thought Glee was a brand of toilet cleaner from not the nine o'clocl news

[SeedsofJoy]

Thanks for this. BBC iplayer is fucking awful.

[youse12132]

BARRY SHITPEAS!!!!!!!!