funny scenes from "The Fifth Element" part 2

[whatthenef]

mr rhod!

you can call me ruby.

[hazardous1990]

we need some heat here man!

[CB563]

"Hey lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English, so maybe you could just SHUT UP for a minute!"

[D3Big]

Eating pussy and explosions some plane

[TheMightyGosh]

hmmm.there were SO damn pretty stewardess on the ship, why did rhod pick the ugliest one?!

[phamman12]

As soon as Chris tucker came in with his part he just stole the show

[Jbeaudoiable]

funny as hell how the cigarettes in the movie are like opposite of today little tobacco and a long filter to help quit smoking, however already in these times we have electronic water vapor cigs. :} lol jus thought it was funny.

[moneyhooligan03]

Another scene that should'be been added, was when sort opens the case the 1st time... " this case... Is empty... Empty, as in opposite of full"

[killwize]

the guy is still standing there at 2:37. u think he would have blown up

[lil8688]

comacial COMACIAL BZZZZBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZ

[dizjor]

somebody knows the name of the song at the end????? pleaseeeee i try many times to get!!!!!

[hoschmanns]

comercial!



[Mariose123]

There are few funny scenes missing in both videos...for example the bomb part,when Chris discovers bomb in hotel,and when later Gary Oldman comes to defuse his bomb,only to find out there is another bomb made by those "pigman" on same timer :).

[HansOrTayls]

5:21 AAaaaaAAaaAaaaaaahhhhHHhhHhhhh­hhhHhhhhhh!11!11!!!!!11!!11

[akishful]

4:52 best scene EVER?

[BlushingMocha741]

The song at the end please?

[MidnightThePrincess]

@BlushingMocha741 It's called Little Light of Love and it's by RXRA

[BlushingMocha741]

@MidnightThePrincess Thanks.

[MidnightThePrincess]

@BlushingMocha741 No probs ^_^

[MegaAnanas123]

5:20 ..... better.... ááááááááááááááá.. :xDD XDD xDD

[dragonfire2000ful]

when Corbe said thrilled it sent shivers up and down my spine

[jellyjamacain]

Thanks for this! :)

[Nicoresident]

What did B. Willis say on 3:15 ? "True"?

[GalekC]

@Nicoresident I think he said, "Thrilled."

[Nicoresident]

@GalekC Thanks! :D

[dewhistle]

I've seen this so many times and I never noticed that Chris Tucker buzzes at people to get them to go away. I may have to try that on the kids...

[jamyskis]

@billnye How do you know that he's not actually using the hair? With all that hairspray in it, you never know...

[HollowKonpaku]

Thanks Ray...

[billnye69]

How the hell is he doing anything to her with that hair of his?

[Arjay9975]

I really need to go ahead and get this on BluRay.

[229sj]

40+ fan club....

[DesiaRho1]

Coby wha wha wha whatcha doin.

Coby.. Coby my man hahaha i like that part

Ahhhh watcha screamin for every min you think theres a bomb or sumthin!!!!.... i am leaving bzzz! haha

[jakerawr101]

3:45 FUNNIEST part in the movie HAHA

[MurvMuzik]

Deebo as president? Who wouldve know

[TheSpawel]

3:18 best!!!!

[Webzlinger]

he's not gonna get much out of this concert cause he's STONE DEAF

[fortminor85]

@Webzlinger To WHO?!!!

[adccda]

@5:23 lol!



[nurahsplaylists]

"I don't want one position, I want ALL positions!" HAHAHA!

[turkeypue]

You missed out the bit where gary oldman opens the box and then starts laughing/crying :(

[Webzlinger]

@turkeypue They're not here...

[Themissykitty619]

"Ruby.."

"AHH!" *bang!*

Alien turns around.

"Sorry. Is he gonna be okay?"

HAHAHA, so funny!

[prowlus]

the films very much combines Total recall , Die hard and Red dwarf like humor into one cool package

[ToastDemon]

Ah, to smoke weed and handle uranium. I wonder how much that pays?

[juandhaltrich]

@ToastDemon yeah, my dream job!

[gonepishing]

haha a black president, like that'll ever happen :P

way to be 90's movie for predicting the future... at least they got one thing right.

[DragonBleu01]

Gary Oldman is perfect for playing as villain.

And Chis Trucker is hilarious as gayest singerever... they makes me laugh a lot.

[nurahsplaylists]

@DragonBleu01 I don't think he was supposed to be gay. He slept with at least one woman in the film and recorded one he was sleeping with also. If anything he may have been bi.

[bleujae1]

@nurahsplaylists i thnk just metrosexual haha, thats straight but your very feminine

[nurahsplaylists]

@bleujae1 lol true true

[SPeacock]

@nurahsplaylists Or at least, effeminately camp. :)

[Gylfi0]

- reaaally?

- ..... yeeeeh!

[jegheterluis]

And now, champagne ! Commercial, Commercial !! pssssss psssssss.. hahahahaha,.. the best part

[MrMateo323]

This Film is epic! Luc basson is the man!

[nubetostada]

4:05 best scene ever, pure epicness

[Jabberwockybird]

In the end @6:30 they're doing the Big Bada Boom.

[AZ09astrophysicist]

FAKE ASS PRESIDENT!!!! LMFAO hahahahahahahah LMFAO x 1000000000000000

[soundscaper18]

The part where Ruby played the clip of the girls voice, that's not singing, that's an orgasm. XD

[CBoneSImWolf]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...(then breath)...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...(­then breath)...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AH...(then choke)!! lolz ruby rhod is sooo funny!!

[161471]

I love the call from his mother rofl

[TheXJacintaX]

@161471 his mother reminds me of my grandmother xD

she gets like that.

[161471]

@TheXJacintaX Ha ha there's on in ever family Sadly *giggles*

[TheXJacintaX]

@161471 indeed lol

[JimmyJames6784]

Ok, who was the loser that disliked this?? He's probably just mad that he can't get any booty, so he stopped watching this clip because the first minute reminded him of how much of a loser he is.

[PianoGirl555]

4:36 Thanks ray LOL :D

[Zirka4life]

A black president, they saw the future.

[FirearmsFreak]

@Zirka4life "oh please! The president's an idiot..."

Indeed... they totally saw our future!

[Zirka4life]

The count to ten scene was so funny!

[oldirrtydoogz]

put the heat over here man!

[sfoufan]

ew i hate how that guys voice is so crusty lol

[SteveSabbai]

...this movie woulda been alot better if it was a serious scifi without all these "funny" scenes...

[Shanniquitie]

@SteveSabbai this film would suck without all the funny bits!! idiot

[SteveSabbai]

@Shanniquitie ...everybody is entitled to their opinions but there is no need to be rude and to call people names...

[Shanniquitie]

@SteveSabbai true. my apologies.

[SteveSabbai]

@Shanniquitie NP its all good :)

[eeksgalBEP]

@SteveSabbai Naaah, there are a lot of "serious" sci-fi movies, but this is in a way, one of a kind.

[ATP2555ify]

chris tucker's in here too? 

[CefiroGuy3]

"oh please, the president's an idiot, you dont sound like an idiot!"

[smokeyseptember]

Ah its DEEBO. Run Smokey! Haha.

[canadianrocker93]

you missed the scene where rod says , ALL NIGHT LONG ..

[gnggtt]

A good debugging scene :-)



[naryberry0709]

"...thrilled ㅡ_ㅡ" bahahahahahahaha

[bythefyre]

wtf get rid of your lame ass blue text intros!

[dumbtard34]

@bythefyre I like my lame ass blue text :P

[MsMonkeyboy12]

0:08 - 0:22 rofl hahahahahaha

[MsMonkeyboy12]

0:08-0:20 rofl very funny

[ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

woah! rods goin to town on that chick! xD

[imaynaya]

hey man you missed the part when the priest see the element i mean the girl the first time at his apartment

[SoulHero7]

I've been looking for the first clip for a while, thanks for showing it :)

Great Vid!

[Froob1013]

we need some heat mon

[striderhyu]

4:00-6:00 the best

[ihavesomerice]

lol i get it (the first one)

[nursesjt]

"They're.....not ready. They need 5 more minutes." Haha I love the hand motions he uses!

[Sash5034]

The takeoff scene is amazingly well made and hilarious

[AlexanderNVIDIA]

"Commercial!! Commercial!! BZZZ!!! ZZZ!!! " XDDD

[vinceee20]

I thought Ruby Rhod was gay?

[arturocas90]

@vinceee20

Why? Because he's flamboyant?

Flamboyant or high pitched voice doesn't equal gay.

[WatchdogDisciple]

@arturocas90 Exactly......hell he even fucked the hawt flight atendant XD

[Aetern142]

This is great!!! I love this! I don't see how this movie is PG though maybe the subtile humor it is then

[tupac4200]

@Aetern142 I'd say its PG because they show mila naked, well topless at least. that and brief drug use and violence should be enough to get there.

[MrPhukyou]

lmao "I don't one position, I want ALL positions"

[Aetern142]

@MrPhukyou dude you have an awesome name for a comment like that ROFL OMG GREAT STUFF!!!!

[L4s4gn3]

A black president? Ridiculous!!!

[gearsofwarfan1243]

@L4s4gn3 why ridiculous for a black president i mean OBAMA i voted for Mcain but why ridiculos?

[L4s4gn3]

@gearsofwarfan1243 watch?v=ZW2qxFkcLM0

Watch this.. Then you'll get it! At least I hope so XD

[miniwidge]

@gearsofwarfan1243 she said he SOUNDED ridiculous... not that he IS ridiculous

[Super93Mozart]

@L4s4gn3 You right a black president.Ridiculous

[prumott08]

Look how he hits the waiter/monster for champagne 3:25 lol

[Joecbg100]

3:20 is too funny. Poor Chris Tucker.

[DarkSilverAngelMoon]

Chris Tucker screaming is so freaking awesome XD

[jmart1333]

baby ray was the best

[The4LA2Baker0]

where is;

"How long until it hits Earth?"

"1 hour and 57 minutes"

"I'll call you back in 2 hours"???

I guess you didnt think that one was funny.

[FYV123]

@The4LA2Baker0 it's not suposed to be funny he's just saying that if the world doesn't end he'll call

[The4LA2Baker0]

@FYV123 I disagree, when I saw it in the theater everyone was laughing, including me.

I think what you meant is; "I didn't think that was funny".

[FYV123]

@The4LA2Baker0 I wasn't saying it's not funny but It's a real dramatic scene so it didn't dawn on me. sorry :(

[tupac4200]

@FYV123 I disagree

[Blackthorne369]

That 'lift off' didn't last very long, did it? At least she reached her destination, though.

[jaygb060695]

"Were sending someone in to negotiate!"

*BANG*

"Anyone else wanna negotiate?"

Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-where did he learn to negotiate like that?"

Lol, one of the best lines

along with "Are you classified as human?"

"Uhh no sir, I am a meat popsicle."

[ComaLies225]

I loved most of the actors in this film, gary oldman, bruce willis, milla jovovich, Chris Tucker and the guy who plays the president (who i just happen to forget his name!)

[tupac4200]

@ComaLies225 Tiny "zeus" Lester!

[bedias4]

3:32

[wraithofagony]

you didn't put the "We're not gonna make it." part D:

[star2me]

lol.. I love Chris Tucker in this movie!! :D

[Mrmilmil]

What's the name of the song in the end of the video

[Mrmilmil]

Wats the name of the song in the end

[MsMunkiGunk]

LOL the best line from this movie is "BZZZZZZ! BZZZZZ!!!!!"

[gearsofwarfan1243]

that stewardess couldnt handle the sex of ruby rhod to bad nothing else show after she srceams

[LeMcCHarStar4ever]

sooooo funny!

[randomgirl881]

ahhhh... o sorreh, soreh, think hes gonna be ok?,lmao xD

[SarahRosalind]

i remeber when this film came out ruby wax was also around alot and me and my sis had this idea hat ruby rod was basted on ruby wax:P

[akishful]

AAAAAAAAAAAA!! lol

[Fall545]

Rubys my favourite

[Harry1love]

I love the part where Ruby screams XD

[sslims740]

this chick is soo hot

[bittergunowner12]

Which one?

[sslims740]

the first chick dude

[bittergunowner12]

@sslims740 lol

[dieneureich]

all the blond ones are

[airwolfman]

*balls roll next to you*

Thanks ray...

[Batou3]

why is the first part called metaphors

[DVonJohnson1994]

what i dont get about chris tucker is that in public he acts gay but in private he acts striaght???

[lymonguy2441]

i love the take off/explosion/orgy scene, lolz every time

[tupac4200]

@lymonguy2441

[tupac4200]

@lymonguy2441 What orgy?

[jazzytfe]

6:51 THE PRESIDENT'S AN IDIOT! l:))

[plestoboy69]

lol i dont understand how this film is just a pg XD

[GPAing]

@plestoboy69 pg-13

[neurocache]

@plestoboy69 MPAA rating is PG-13, not PG...

[plestoboy69]

@neurocache

uk ratings work differently we have U(universal) PG(parental guidance)12A(recconmended for people over 12 but ok with an adult) 15 and 18

[SchoolSarge]

Anyone else wanna negotiate?

[asbeom]

'I love to sing!' Lolz

[PivotXX]

4:58.

Halo 3 Spike Nade

[SelwynLucretia]

hahahahahahah lots of LOLs

[arbiterg]

negotiation is the best LOL

[ikazuchiryuu]

mabad. chris tucker. i get em confused. anyway, who was that lad he fuked?

[xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx]

hahahahahahahah "fuked" xD

[ikazuchiryuu]

whose da white haired lady who chris rock smashed at 2:35?

[dieneureich]

she is not white