Evolution Taekwondo Sword Fight - Featuring ' The Machine '

[scaryfishdude]

My eyes just shit pain

[killahurst187]

i will fuck up anyone in this video if you EVER put taekwondo in your title again real talk this has nothing to do with takewondo and i will fuck you all up im a real 3rd dan and ive never seen something so disgusting in my martial arts career fuckin white trash ass people

[ccalby]

@killahurst187 Well to start with a 3rd dan doesn't mean nothing. Its a belt with 3 stripes and/or a numeral. When your a 7th or 8th dan then you may start acting like you know everything. A real 3rd dan uses a positive attitude towards fellow practitioners. You shouldn't even have a white belt with that type of attitude.

[evotkdmatt]

i think u people have taken this far too seriously it is a bit of fun that we did as a one-off in lesson get a life its a joke

[esmaelooo]

alot of ppl don't know taekwondo wtf

[budhomevideos]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen.

[akalyx]

at 2:16, what exactly is the point of you doing a 360...that doesn't provide any forward momentum....your lunge forward does...

[quepasacontigo]

it looks hella fun, but please.. don't expect to be able to use this irl. for your own safety.

[GreyEyes2]

Sorry...this sucks!

But thanks for posting mate.

[DamienZshadow]

sorry dude, I have to say he's right in some aspect. You're pretty good...in point sparing. ^^; points don't count in street or other realistic situations. Sure swords are a lot like points because you don't get the chance to really take a hit from a sword and keep going, but you totally sacrifice getting hit just so you can hit them first.

Again, it's pretty good...for point system. Other than that, your kihaps were hilarious XD I was really rolf around 1:50 lol

[thedepressed4ever]

lmao at 1:50,my favorite lol

[AVoodooSmile]

But don't forget that I am defending ITF TKD, not this amateur 'tkd' 'sword fight' bullshit.

[sigeskrima]

I hope this clip was meant to be comical in nature. If not, you guys are really sad. LARP nerds.

[SRAKA99]

lol i feel like smoking crack with all those replay slow motion bits...

[Iaifreak]

LOL

[qouby]

This is the funniest video I have ever seen, anybody passing by on the street could have done just the same with those chanbara sponges, I can see neither sword fight nor taekwondo here

[skywalkertkd]

my technique with the sword is unstoppable!

[jeeezuz]

i really cant see any meaning in this... please explain me. in several years of WTF i've never heard of these things....

[AVoodooSmile]

Oh yeah. Don't forget fingertip thrusts and palm strikes aswell.

[AVoodooSmile]

"its a joke right ? cuz u dont use swords in Taekwondo. 99% kicks and the rest are like fists"

Don't you mean like 30% kicks, and the rest are like fists, knife hands, elbows and knees?

[MiyMiyMiyMiyMiyMiyMi]

He means sparring, the actual stuff you use. You don't use knife hands elbows and knees in Taekwondo sparring.

[AVoodooSmile]

"He means sparring, the actual stuff you use. You don't use knife hands elbows and knees in Taekwondo sparring."

Ok, I get your point, sorry. But I still don't think it's anything like 99% kicks to 1% fists. You get points for punches to the body and head, and most times I spar I get more flurries of punches to the head, than 360 double mega reverse hook turning kicks.

-Taidgh

[skywalkertkd]

you dare to insult the Machine!

Taekwondo is a complete martial art, i do alot of boxing & groundwork, i would destroy you!!

this video is ment as abit of fun aswel you retard!

[AVoodooSmile]

Did you actually bother to read my posts? I was defending TKD, saying it is a complete art and is not 99% kicks and 1% fists.

To quote myself: "I still don't think it's anything like 99% kicks to 1% fists. You get points for punches to the body and head, and most times I spar I get more flurries of punches to the head, than 360 double mega reverse hook turning kicks."

[AVoodooSmile]

*almost complete

And btw, I do ITF TKD myself. I see no reason why I would insult a martial art that I myself continue to do.

[JoshuaOndo]

where's the technique? just trying to smack each other..............shameful

[aznvariance]

Fail.

Your horrible AWFUL footwork(or lack thereof) and bouncing around makes baby jesus cry.

FMA (Kali/Eskrima/Arnis) practitioners would hand you your ass.

So would Sabre Fencers. So would Kendo practitioners

Hell the average LARPing SCAer / Ninjer could hand ya'all your ass

tick to Kicking TKDers.

[gatorlandkali]

hahahahaha... call it adaptation not evolution.

[Sitbatan]

nice... put this on the Bullshido list... hehe

[HATAKESAM]

its a joke right ? cuz u dont use swords in Taekwondo. 99% kicks and the rest are like fists

[musiq1281]

dear god........this guy is horrible.....in technique and spirit. Meaning how the hell is he going to handle himself in a kendo match.....he'd get a mouth full of splinters....

[skywalkertkd]

You love it!

[eddiedaskull]

I don't see any techniques

[mcballsauce]

what a coon, you're the suck, wtf like fighting a yellow belt makes you uber? lol, and you yell like my little sister.

[johnnymueller44]

hzhaha wow this is totally random with all the slow motionness

[SAIU1]

evolutioon tae kwon do? What, the regular couldnt cut it so they had to upgrade? tae kwon do sux! you make me sick!

[backlash18]

lmao this was hilarious... good thing yall were just having fun b/c if that was supposed to be real ud be in trouble... 4/5 for making me laugh so hard.

[darthchan]

--. ?

[Fuku2hoe]

does everything in tae kwon do have to be useless? i mean cmon ppl are really gonna wait for u to go get a sword, or wait for u to throw that crescent kick lol!! pussy sport.

[scorching71]

haha yes, there obviously really going at it, it couldnt be they're just screwing around =P

Besides, the only thing i see relating to tae kwon do in this video is the title.

[AHeartInSolitude]

dude still better than Karate in many aspects. Of course it also depends on the fighter. Watch Fight Science on Youtube.

[AHeartInSolitude]

it's also a joke. Not real.

[campfirestring]

head shot!

[cassiogt]

is this american gay gladiator?

[LoganHankins]

they arent american.  but it sure is gay.

[lolinternetslol]

This is what happens when you go to a TKD school for a sword art. (meaning you get horrible training.)

[xbulletscreechx]

Dude, they're jus' doing it for fun.

It's kinda clear, dude.

Stop your bitchin'.

[Tris10]

fags

[webcrawler491033]

you realize that your constant replaying of stupid crap in ur vids are REALLY annoying???? w/e this is the second and last one of these POS's that im gonna watch

[jyun1226]

the hell is this?

[chaosxtreme123]

is there any Real sword fighting on youtube??? if so please tell me

[edufatou]

el rubio de atras q se dedica a reirse de los otros?xD

[sbhg]

kung fu is better

[goldking9]

this is soppsed to be real sword training your teacher is pretty stupid if thats what he teaches you

[NVME123]

funni shit dude, this anit serz right???

[skywalkertkd]

YOU DARE YOU INSULT THE MACHINE!My Technique Is Unstoppable, I Will Challenge & Crush Any Man,Dwarf Or Beast In Combat!

[goldking9]

i gues my sensi was right anyone can start a school for such but that doesnt make it good. oh and this technique is way to flawed

[DukeVonCheesus]

lol

[smashingpunk]

ROFL that guy is getting so hyped off of the worst sword fighting of ALL TIME>!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOL

[Ibb1982]

Hahaha funny shiznit!

[steelsmacker]

anyone with any acutal weapon experience would not do anything that stupid with a sword.

[saloneju]

So true. But hey, seems like they're having fun ;-)