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  • The run at 2:50 made me laugh so damn hard.

  • gud evening :D my quote for this week:D

  • "What if im the...bad guy!" wow i was just cringing from that point onward. How can some baby faced pale kid be the villian? Man this is such a pussy movie. Its so bad it actually gets to the point of beig annoying

  • Guud evening!

  • Easily the most annoying movie I've ever seen. The crappy script and blue tint, smh. 

  • Korey is the new Count Dracula:

    "Good eveeening.."

  • it's funny how they say they're good actors and hope the actors get better in the future films yet they call the future films bull shit :D

  • If you wanna see the real vampire look in the mirror

    i cant im a vampire xD

  • You know the movie industry is going to hell when shit like the twilight saga are popular

  • It is a sad day when talentless people like the Twilight cast get their stars on the walk of fame... seriously, I just came back from watching the trailer for Breaking Dawn Pt 1, and it makes Bieber's "Baby" seem fantastic in comparison. Yeah. That's just how bad it is.

  • 1:57 Korey's Good Evening All Cracks me the Fuck Up XD

  • I didn't care for Edward that much. I thought he was moody and depressed, which is probably what they were trying to portray in the character. To each his own that's what I've got to say. :] Also, I guess this film was okay, but it definately could have been improved. I definately felt like it was very rushed and they were just trying to get it done as fast as they possibly could for the fans. Especially after the first movie was made, then the others really went down hill. I liked the novel. :]

  • kristen stewart in twilight:

    Edward: what am I?

    Kristin Stewart: mumble mumble ( depressed face) mumble mumble

    Edward: what?

    Kristin Stewart: mumble mumble mumble

    Edward: fuck this im leaving!

  • @alexander3062 bahaha

  • I can't stand these kinds of vampire movies, where they just shadow the real vampire and they come out with pretty boys tryin to be vampires and there's absolutely no blood, so my rating is fuck you

  • 4:25 why are they wearing base ball uniforms

  • Have we almost buried this twilight shit yet? seriously i want bieber gone next so hurry the fuck up with firing the last dumb fad!!!

  • I hate Twilight with a passion! The vampires in this are so lame and wussy!!

    2:46-2:57 ROFL! So true!!

  • some ol bullshit

    watch daybreakers instead

  • twilight: high rental

    new moon: some ol bullshit

    eclipse: fuck you

    breaking dawn: failed abortion

  • Those aren't vampires those are pixies!!!

  • Good Evening! *lightning flashes* >D Mwahahah*cough* I mean you shouldn't be around me

  • GOOD EVENING!!!

  • Twilight has to be one of the worst fantasy series of all time. Harry Potter ftw.

  • Vampire SUCKS!!

  • At the end

    ~GOOOOD EEEEVENING!~

    *spray*

    ~Awwwie!!!~

    LMFAO!!!

  • lets just say shes not smart...lets just say lol

  • RARE NUMBER OF GIRLS THAT HATE TWILIGHT AND IM ONE OF THEM! FUCK YOU TWILIGHT! STUPID EXCUSE OF A BOOK!

  • @skoolgyrl101

    I'm a heterosexual girl, but I'd marry you in a heart beat for saying that. I heard that someone is writing a satire of the entire series. I can't wait to read it. :)

  • @skoolgyrl101 Yeah I actually live in WA and my favorite campground has been polluted by Twitards ever since the books came out (it's right next to Forks... which in real life is a mining and lumber town with a lot of meth and illegal immigrants, until recently not a place people went to).

  • Anyone seen any video reviews or read any online reviews about the e-book

    April Curran Meets the Vampire of Crimson Cove High School?

  • "If you were smart, you'd stay away from me."

    That has got to be the wisest thing Edward ever says in the entire series. The fact that Bella didn't heed his advice speaks volumes about her level of intelligence.

  • This movie has everything I that I hate, gothic love, drag queens, and the fact that the vampires can come out in the fucking day time. WTF

  • @gamersixteen There's no love in Twilight at all. The story takes empty lust and obsession and presents it as love. And, of course, stupid people eat it up.

  • Vampire sparkle in light?

    NO!! They die from the light!!

  • @LOKBLUDOM3N As a matter of fact, original vampires from european legends DIDN'T die at light. But they were nocturn creatures and didn't sparkle either.

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  • ''I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite''

    But Kryptonite doesn't give people powers, it weakens... oh never mind. Twilight ¬_¬

  • This movie is not werth any hot ass

  • Twilight ruined vampires... dumbass glittercrotches

  • 3:40 They have a North Korean flag in the background.

  • Wow Cohoste just said that Bella was well played ... ? Damn ... I hate that robot from now on :D

  • Oh CoHost if only you could have heard these words and then replayed them during your Eclipse review

  • I hate Twilight. I think is stupid and boring. And I cant tell what people see in those books and movies. The main character is a Mary Sue; and even if I got no problems with the Beuty and the Beast storyline, the way it develops makes Bella looks like a bitch and a dependant at the same tipe. Also, the vampires do not glow! Shit! Is so bad that I cannot believe it.

  • Tried to read Twilight, but Bella's constant complaining for the first two pages got on my fucking nerves!

  • this movie was ... some old bullshit

  • how come you dont have that robot in these any more

  • They fell in love because the script told them they had to. Such an idiotic love story. And what's with the New Zealand flag hanging up at 03:26?? Is New Zealand such an important country to Forkes, WA? And no Australian flag in sight. Or did they just get the flags mixed up? (That's not meant to offend Kiwis ... you'd think Smalltown, USA would be more into Australia, that's all ... ah forget it ..)

  • I haven't seen this simply because I'm not into teen movies and I don't want to see it

  • Even the person that played Edward hated him, that's not a good sign for the movie. XD

  • the first book is okay, but this movie makes me want to hit things. like bella.

  • its actually a pretty good movie its just that annoying teenage girls overrate it and it just ruins it but its actually pretty good.

  • FAKE AND GAY

  • The books are fantastic but the movies are horrible...

  • not all chicks like twilight. trust me im one of them.

  • I'm not gonna lie; Taylor Lautner is really cute, but this movie just never really appealed to me. I mean, I guess it's ok if you really want to make yourself like it for the sake of fitting in, but to me, I just never really cared for the book or the franchise

  • the twilight movie is just soft porn

  • i hate this book man!

  • Good evening...

  • Here's my Twilight review: FUCK YOU.

  • gud invnin:)) i fucking love that parT:))

  • first time i am totally agree with them. this movie wasn't so great and the rest is just bull shit. yeah bull shit

  • Worst movie ever

  • @FallenAngelH3 agree

  • I give this movie some ol' bull sh*t, the only saving quality is the action scenes.

  • GOOD EVENING

  • Am I the only girl who doesn't like the twilight series, can't be bothered with it and doesn't think Ed and Jacob are hot?

  • @Passions55 No no you are not. I hate this series, the characters and the vamps.

  • @Passions55 you might be. but thank god that you speak out

  • @Passions55 Us guys hate the series as well as you do. I've seen better vampire flicks and books from Anne Rice, Bram Stoker and John Ajvide Lindqvist.

  • @clashrogers

    word. I love Anne Rice.

  • @clashrogers: Even the Underworld and Blade franchises are Oscar worthy compared to the Twilight crap.

  • @Passions55 Don't worry. I hate Twilight too. (And I'm a girl)

  • @Passions55 you are not alone

  • @Passions55 marry me

  • @Passions55 where have you been all my life 

  • @Passions55: I hope not. Otherwise wouldn't want to have a girlfirend ever again, even less a family or kids with any woman.

  • @Passions55 Im so fucking in love with you right now... <3

  • @Passions55 Girl let me just say that for your comment you are already on my list of people with a good taste in movies

  • @Passions55 You are not the only one Iam a Twilight saga hater. I cant see what the hell people see in the shinning bat and the too furry doggy. They look stupid and that girl has the charisma of a piece of paper

  • @Passions55 I'm a girl and I feel the same. - -# That book was torture.

  • @Passions55 Hopefully not.

  • @Passions55 yes, unfortunately you are the only girl whos not a moron. ive turned down a lot of hot girls for dates cuz i refused to see this movie for the longest time. then i decided to give it a chance... wow crappy dialog plus even worse acting and why is everything blue its fuckin annoying. plus total disregard for basic vampire rules. they can go out during the day just cuz its cloudy, bullshit. what do they do watch the morning news when they wake up?

  • @Passions55 sorry but lesbian

  • @monkeyman9119

    so if I don't think two really gay dudes are hot I'm a lesbian? Good to know...

  • @Passions55 no.

  • @Passions55 Um... Yes!

  • @Passions55 No, no you're not, I feel the same way. And sometimes feel like I'm the only female who doesn't like the Twilight series in this world

  • @Passions55

    My sister doesn't like Twilight. I don't know about her opinions on the supposed hottness of Ed and Jacob though. *lol*

  • @Passions55 for the simple fact that you hate this and don't think those two guys are hot makes you hot regardless how you look.

  • @Passions55 No, evidently not.

  • @Passions55 your not cause i'm the same :|

  • Omg lolx the review better then the movie chicks and vampires damn ..........

  • Good evening!

  • hey you know, i just noticed something, justin beiber plays the prissy vampire kid in this movie

  • Twilight ruined my life it was rape to the eyes there is no actual plot except an emo vamp wants to rape a hoghschooler

  • twilight ruined the only good thing my country (ireland) invented >=(

    xD

  • @DALEK86 drunk driving and spousal abuse?

  • @ronin6401 i can also tell you're an american, because you're just going with every stereotype you see. can't blame you though, every american is the the same.

  • the 62 who diliked this vid are blood drinking bithces

  • "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening." Best part, by far. xD

  • Korey sounded like Michael Cera when he imitated Bella.

  • hahaha i saw this movie with EXTREMLY VERY VERY VERY low expectations. and it wasnt quite as bad as i thought it would be... but seriously i had low low expectations so thats not saying much. lolol!

  • In Supernatural vampires aren't gay. There badass.

  • wow first time i disagree with this guys. the chick who did bela cant act for the love of fuck, she has that "crapped pants" look on her face

  • @obelisc1000 I agree with you. She can't express no emotion whatsoever.

  • I'm a girl, and I hate this movie simply because it's like someone just threw up romeo and juliet.

  • to the to adolescent girls its a better than sex to me its an ultimate fuck you

  • kristen stewart is hot but shes like a rabbit in a field of werevoles she just so akward so to much akward

  • i never been into vampires so i know i wont like it if i see it

  • New Teams: Team Blade or Team Castlevania

  • @oxe161 I got new teams: Team Eli or Team Sang-hyun

  • two words: Twilight. SUCKS.

  • @samira1334 up yours

  • @Zero8459 what??

  • @samira1334: Even Robert Pattinson said the Twilight "Saga" movies are bullshit. That has to mean something.

  • @albedoshader i know right ;) when i read what he said, i had a new found respect for him. poor guy.

  • @samira1334

    True Blood ftw

  • twilight sucks,period.

  • why would anyone watch this movie... vampires are supposed to be scary -.- not sparkly.. and there are many good movies with vampires.. twilight is just not needed.. Bram Stoker is probably turning in his grave right now XD

    i mean seriously there is "dracula. dead and loving it" and that had a more gripping story for god's sake!. and "Van Helsing" vampires AND werewolves so new moon is just a waste of time...

  • what would Nosferatu say about this?

  • i liked this film i thought it was really good the make up wasent as good as New Moon but i like the story better

  • If a guy starting talking to me about Twilight I'd just say he's a pansy.

    No offence co-host.

  • 1:40-1:42 Friedburg and Seltzer stole that joke in Vampires Suck.

  • I'd like to see Blade or Vampire Hunter D take out these lame, weak-sauce vampires, it'd be easy

  • This was alright

    It would have been better if it wasn't so low buget (bad spelling)

    And if the acting was better

    I like the books better though movies are descent... well in my opinion anywhy

    Everyone has their opinion

  • twilight fxcking sucks.

  • I give it a - Some 'ol bullshit cus the films just aren't interesting.

  • Jesus. Thos kids are whiiiiiiiiite.

  • I feel like I'm the only female in the world right now that HATES this film with a passion. I find it so insulting that I had to sit through that tripe and expect to enjoy it. I don't care about the books I never read them not going to now. The acting was horrible by the main cast, the characters I found unlikeable and quite frankly I can't believe such a bad film ended up this popular.

    Not insulting the fans. But this film could've done better.

  • @Blazenix1 haha yes, i think you are too!.. my sis loves these films lol she even has the books & she has read them a few time.. i honestly dont see whats the big deal about this film.. there are plenty other films out there that are much much better:)

    peace:)

  • @Eirexeyes So do my friends. But all of them read the book first. I'm not really into romances ALL about romance I prefer some kinda plot in the mix.

  • @Blazenix1 haha yea, romances... i dont like them either.. i loves films that make sense & with a good story!. hard to find these kind of films nowadays.. love stories i would only watch with a gf or a girl... other than that, you wont catch me near them lol really fake they are...:)))

  • @Blazenix1 I use to like the books, but the minute I saw the movie, I immediately noticed the flaws of the book.

    Bella is the defination of a Mary-Sue.

    She's not hot, yet has a Vampire and a Werewolf fightning over her.

    I vote Jacob and Edward eat her and become a gay couple.

    Also, it made Vampires known for being sparkly fairies, not blood sucking creatures.

  • @krishiiiwashere I've never read the books but the movie definately sucks. Vampires are now sex objects. Not creatures of the night. But things to dream about. Although people always probably always had an attraction towards vampires. But now its become crazy. You really don't want to see the creepy crap the hardcore fangirls have made and created for this thing. They're actually quite disturbing.

  • @Blazenix1 Um I never seemed to pay attention to the crap fangirls made, and now that you tell me it's disturbing, I'm kind of scared too.

  • @krishiiiwashere It sparkles, can fit in the fridge for a "realistic" feel to make it cold. etc. You can imagine the rest.

  • @Blazenix1 O_O God, what is wrong with people these days? Now, that's just nasty.

  • FUCK YOU!!!

  • wtf is with the bleeping youtube is such a pussy now

  • 5:15- LOL

  • Twilight's just a chick's version of the dude's fantasy of 2 women fighting over him. But a lot less awesome.

  • @HaxxorsProduction whit reaaaaaaally !!!bad acting!!!

  • This was soo funny!

  • lol

  • I give it below same ol bullshit!!! I fucking hate this movie!! I am so god damn tired of hearing about it!!!!

  • Stephenie Meyer must have made 57 accounts to dislike this video.

  • PSYCHO GROUPIE COCAINE CRAZY

  • gooood evenining!

  • Yeah, finally got around to watching this movie and it's sequel "New Moon" from the house's video collection (about 37 more movies I haven't seen of sum 700)

    It was okay

    Interview with a Vampire was a better story about Vampire family interaction

    Innocent Blood had a better "afraid to love" under tone

    Once bitten,My Best fried is a Vampire,and Love at first Bite were better Romantic Comedies/light hearted vampire movies

  • Twilight is to good movies, what McDonald's is to fine dining.

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  • I was dragged by my sister to watch this with her in the cinemas back when it came out, and when I wasn't looking for something to hang myself with, I thought 'Is it ALWAYS cloudy'? They have vampires walking out during the day, every day, because its never sunny.

  • lmfaooooo halariouse good job=)

  • so retarded seriously

  • Låt den rätte komma in completely trounces this twilight fad in absolutly every respect. Where we have hollywood stars and marketing on one side, we have true acting on the other. Where we have mediocre computer generated scenes on the one side, Låt den rätte komma in shows deep and beautiful emotions. It´s a must watch before the american remake, as it will probably ruin it. I defecate on Twilight

  • vampires sparkle..wtf? i remember the good ol days when they use to burn(blade movies) :)

  • Want some excellent vampire movies that you need to get out of recent hollywood vampire stuff? i suggest renting these: Martin (1977), Near Dark, Vamp (1986 with Grace Jones), The Hunger, Lifeforce (Vampires from space!), Daybreakers, Rabid, The Omega Man, Last Man on Earth, Vampire Hunter D 1 & 2, Let The Right One, Def By Temptation, Rabid, The Keep (Can be seen on Youtube), etc.

    Seek these out and you'll thank me.

  • Dumb bitch didn't even know anything about Superheroes. Kryptonite kills Superman, it doesn't give him powers.

  • Yeah I give this a Some Ol' Bullshit. No plot, no real conflict, uninteresting characters. If I had the chance, I would beat Stephanie Meyer with her own shoes before dunking her in steak sauce and throwing her to a pack of starving Ethiopian Children

  • It's like cinderella with a bunch of emo teens.

  • BRING BACK NOSFERATU! Bring back the "good evening!" vampires!!!!!!

  • I'm a chick and I HATE Twilight. Seriously. The story is annoying, the vampires suck, the acting in the movies is horrible and um. . . Yeah. There's nothing redeeming about it. Plus it's teaching 12 year olds that when they fall in love like OMGZ I'm going to be with him foreverrrrrrr. Ugh.

  • @StroffmanFan I love you!

  • I hate Twilight so much it cannot be expressed in words!!!

  • @jonnavdpas welcome to the club :D

  • I saw the first sign that this was gonna be bad when the part about Bella moving was actually part of the plot it would be fine if she was moving away from her current bf in Arizona but no she has no current bf and she moves for unknown reasons and meets a bunch of pussy ass pixie hollow rejects!! THIS IS THE PLOT PEOPLE!!!!! and silly twilight fans thought this sounded like a good book/movie

  • the movie did not compair to the book but it was a good movie

  • Twilight, mkay to me, it was alright, there are many things it coulda gone without like the sparkly vampires, everyone wanting to get into Bella's pants, and just the sappy jizz that make Edward such a pussy with no personality. This is probably the only possibly decent move of the Twilight series (which isn't saying much though), other two so far, fuck 'em, bunch of bull shit.

  • dammit tyler's van missed her!!!! if edward came in a little later the movie-no-the SERIES would be done and over with in a snap!

  • I think I know why Stephanie made Bella so bland...she is a fantasy fulfillment character. If she had any really specific character traits it wouldn't be as easy for the people who like these movies to project themselves onto her. Basically, she's bland so other people can easily imagine themselves in her place. If she had a really specific trait or talent or style, she wouldn't suit everyone, but being as blank as she is, anyone can put themselves in her place.

    That said, this movie sucks.

  • @Nyghtshade409 I think Bella's bland cause Stephanie sucks at making decent characters. She basically portrayed Bella after herself, and she's said that too. Twilight is basically a wet dream of Stephanie that, for some reason, became all teenage girls wet dreams.

  • @AngelDust155 Hey now, I am a teenage girl (at least until the end of the month when I turn twenty) and I think the books and movies are BULLSHIT.

  • @Nyghtshade409 Lmao, well hey I'm a teenage girl too XD (18) And think they suck as well!!