Mass Effect 2 - I've Had Enough of your Disingenuous Assertions

[Zeduuh]

My name is commander Shepard and this is my favorite punch in the citadel

[Miyasha89]

Most people would of just punched her but that would of been too easy. Thinking up a clever line on the spot and then punching her is what sets Shepard aside from most people. And now I am even more pumped for Mass effect 3.

[darkzerk7]

I am utterly repulsed by your perfidious declarations.

[Rathause]

hope we get to punch her a third time

[jackofblades94]

I would have laughed if she would be like "Did we get that?... No?... Crap..."

[Kannebas]

In ME3, I'd like to give her Sweet Chin Music after having had enough of her contemptuous pronouncements.

[johntheechidna1]

Too bad an extra Renegade option wasn't presented...namely, to shoot either her camera...or her...

[Fezek0]

What a shame.

[envyVIPER]

Your Shepard looks like a scrotum with a face.

[GimmehPie]

I never asked for this.

[GlenMuse795]

@GimmehPie Lol

[kieranwilson32]

If you did the renegade option for ME1 and ME2, there should be a side mission where you have to hunt her down while she anchors the news live.

[xPloSiVgT]

@kieranwilson32 really? that would be fun

[xPloSiVgT]

Headshot

[BowserisOK]

0:58 COMMANDER SHEPARD

KEEPING IT REAL IN THE CITADEL

[uetzel]

press 6

[spartain555]

Everyone just love punching the only news reporter Al-Jilani XD

[BloodiedShingle]

al-Jilani: "I'll make sure everyone in the Alliance sees that."

Shepard: "I'm popular enough as it is, you know."

[TheOneFreeMan77]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! kotaku has recently reported that bioware has come to the conclusion that there shall be a reporter punch in ME3! SPREAD THE WORD!

[bat32391]

@TheOneFreeMan77 Okay professor

[commShep]

shepard use words that we don't have to look up in the dictionary

[commShep]

after the punch he should have broke the camera

[hyperinox]

@commShep I don't laugh out loud too often, but this comment- made my day.

[xShinobiDisasterx]

#6 is the shortcut button for the punch :)

[Nahzlow]

press 3 for Shepard not caring

[BioSpark0]

Press 6 for I've Had Enough of your Disingenuous Assertions

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[JGHProductions88]

@DarkKetzerisch What is that? xD

[CesarCarranza]

@JGHProductions88 I'm tired of your uninformed ignorations *WHACK*

[Chayraz2]

look closely, it's actually it's an elbow strike, not a punch, witch is infact alot stronger and more damaging than a punch.

i'm surprised her face is in one peice.

[crazonianmaster]

How awesome would it be that in the third game, if u punched her both times in your save, she becomes one of those gang squad leaders, and you get to fight her. and then in that specific fight your weapons are disabled so you melee her to death. It would be nice to finish her off once and for all

[zeldaking320]

Wow, that's just rude.

[Mandemon1990]

There is only two things common with paragon Shepard and renegade Shepard. One is saving the universe. Another is punching certain reporter in face.

[89Wrathchild]

Haha, your Shepard looks like mine!

[vxSMOKEYxv]

imagine in ME3 - before your trial, she is there.

Commander shepard! You have been accused of murdering over 300,000 batarians, Would yu like to comment?

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!

[Trisar]

@vxSMOKEYxv I've had enough of your asinine accusations?

[vxSMOKEYxv]

@Trisar

that could work, as long as she gets decked right after

[PRSpl4yer]

BEST TEE SHIRT LINE EVER!

[tuulari]

*paragon* "I am commander Shepard, and this is my favorite boxing glove"

[chipmonk777]

I've had enough of your Snide Insinuations.

or...

I've had enough of your Disingenuous Assertions

[PaperSoundtrack]

Shep has had enough of your snide insinuations and disingenuous assertions.

[1114cole]

I love how he actually manages to connect this time.

[rkt739]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite punching bag on the Citadel.

[a43d1b2c]

11 people didnt had enough of her disingenuous assertions

[Gavster59]

Them's fightin' words!

[Kaveman1171]

Damn, a punch from Shepard should kill a ho like that haha

[McGiggitygoo]

I assert disingenuously all the time

[gogman25]

I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR DI- ASSUMING DIRECT CONROL!

[GigaDager]

Word for word, the exact dialogue. o.O

"I wish I'd done that the first time we met." Oh, God, that was great... Do tell, Shepard.

[gurezurei]

Cont:

Thane: This is the last day where you can pester Shep/my Siha . . . is over. (disappears and necksnapped al-Jilani)

Samara: Your accusation are injustice to Shepard's persona. (EMBRACE ETERNITY)

Tali: Leave my Captain alone, YOU BOSH'TET! (shotgun on al-Jilani's face)

Legion: Queries of false information have been denied. (flashlight of doom)

[gurezurei]

Next time, w/ Squadmates: (feat. ME2 Squad)

Miri: All right no more accusations (bitch slap)

Jacob: Leave.my.prize.ALONE. (punch)

Mordin: Paparazzi. (sigh) Problematic. (neural shock)

Garrus: Excuse me, fun times are over. (shoots on the foot) Well, you are not in the Citadel to have you treated, you die on rot.

Jack: Fuck off BITCH!! (biotic punch)

Grunt: NO MORE WORDS!! (headbutt)

Zaeed: All right old hag, party's over. (kneecap)

Kasumi: Aha! Credit chit! (cloaks behind al-Jilani and shocked)

[green123438]

What's gonna be in ME3 "I had enough of you duplicitous pronouncements (punch) WHEN WILL YOU FUCKING LEARN NOT TO FUCK WITH ME" (Kicks her in the stomach while shes on the floor).  :) I'm a paragon and I still punch her.

[EddardStark102]

You'd best not assert disingenuously

[Kagekatsu1]

Punching Al-Jalini should have been a Paragon option.

[avendanopaciorek]

@Kagekatsu1 no, imagine in both? you let the renegade go you can paragon lol

[Zombine117]

commander shephard...saving the galaxy and promoting sexual assault since 2174

[mainmenu895]

Oh yeah I remember this xD

[MrPowong]

ББПЕ!

[AGuyNamedRaf]

"Snide insinuations." *punch*

"Disingenuous assertions." *punch*

What'll Mass Effect 3's colorful vocabulary be?  "Mendacious predications"? *pistol shot*

[pb19111]

@AGuyNamedRaf I've had enough of your erroneous implications *omni-blade stab*

[Andreus]

Nine people got bullrushed on their own show.

[Damob47]

Boom headshot

[523TRITO]

In the lair of the shadow broker it shows a krogan punching her lol

[Hellbane224]

@523TRITO And a Volus kicking her. She gets hit by a LOT of mother fuckers. She is a VERY snide, and rude person. No one's going to care that Shepard decks her...hell, if anything, they'll send fan mail saying, "Make Shepard hit you again!" lol

[523TRITO]

Lol

[SupaFastJellyFish]

0:57 FALCOOOOON PUUNCH!!!!

[SfinxOfSyrinx]

Justice is served the Shepard way!

[rockstarofspades]

Commander Shephard: "Keepin it real in 2183!"

[xxNohiddenAGENDAxx]

The six people who dislike this video are Al-Jilanis

[JGHProductions88]

@xxNohiddenAGENDAxx Then we must inform Shepherd of their location.

[GuruGaming98]

@JGHProductions88 Wonder what will happen in ME3 if u punch the reporter in ME1 and ME2. Shepard tries to falcon punch the reporter, but the reported blocks the attack and nina kicks shepard to the wall.

[Ragedhard]

While "disingenuous assertions" certainly does showcase your wide vocabulary, Shepard, I believe "fucking bullshit" would suffice.

[JGHProductions88]

@Ragedhard Damn straight.

[halodoomhpf15]

@JGHProductions88 she works for fox news so he needed 2 knock her ass out

[gamingcultist]

@halodoomhpf15 LOL!

[GuruGaming98]

@halodoomhpf15 RFLOL! Wish we could do that in real life to Fox news for making that stupid claim that Mass Effect 1 featured full nudity. What a bunch of pussies.

[KevinLuhrs]

@Ragedhard I've had enough of your fucking bullshit

[523TRITO]

SAVE 145?! HOLY HORSESHIT

[JGHProductions88]

@523TRITO It's not that much I've seen people with 500+ saves :)

[chohakako]

@JGHProductions88 Yeah, I'm one of them. I get pissed off if I have to do the mission ALL OVER AGAIN, lol, and that's the only save I have.

[linkguard]

@523TRITO how do you find where the saves are?

[523TRITO]

@linkguard at 1:23 where hes about to save his game put in fullscreen tho then ull see it

[Blacksun388]

ME1: I've had enough of your snide insinuations! *PUNCH*

ME2: I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions! *PUNCH*

ME3: Wait, are you going to hit me again Shepard?

Only if you ask the wrong questions...

Ok fine! First off i wa-

I've had enough of your verbose accusations!*PUNCH*

[RaustBD]

WERE the assertions disingenuous?

[CaptainSib]

I've Had Enough of your Disingenuous Assertions * SUCKA PUNCH!*

[mikiroony]

Uh-oh... Domestic violence.

[argetfalcon]

I wish Shepard was real so he could be interview on fox news

[spartain555]

Shepard:This is commander Shepard and i just owned that news reporter.

[BrownEyedGirl0741]

Ouch Right on the nose!

LoL Nice move bitch! Should've hitted her again! lol so funny... =D

[Andreazor]

Slanderous wench! Feel the wrath of Shepard! Faaace paaaawnch!

[lolcatz4win]

im loving the description.

also SHEPARD SMASH

[dispatchmodus]

I love how shepard has his neutral face while punching her.

[thunderpeeweea]

lol when i first saw the renegade option when i was playing i thought i was gonna like verbaly abuse her or shoot the camera...i was surprised

[HuntrBlackLuna]

Punching her in da faec certainly is cool but I have to say if you're a Paragon I like how you can verbally smack her as well.

[MCtotheJOE001]

I think Mass Effect is a pretty cool guy. Eh beats wimmins and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Eddyforshort]

Note how the squad member always gets out of the way. It's like, Oh god, what's he going to do now?

[InterSeptX]

Shepard, PAWNCH!!

[H0lySchnike]

Shepard sure knows how to treat a lady!

[chuayl2002]

wtf your character looks like rooney

[cptn0crispy]

looks like shaun from shaun of the dead

[mrstupid95]

lol i love how she goes down but at the same time im sad she is able to get up

you know the turians in samara's loyalty mission?

he punched them in where the ribs are on a human

(not a major in turian physiology)

and they both dropped and didnt get up!

yet this bitch survives a punch to the face without her head exploding

bullshit

[biglee87]

@mrstupid95

there's such a thing as not putting all your force into a punch, if you so badly need an explanation just go with that....

[RemingtonArms]

First it was "snide insinuations" now this.

What's next? "I've had enough of your multifaceted permutations"?

[rockabillydeath]

@RemingtonArms

He will say something like:

"One is most irate in the face of your baseless recriminations, Madam."

SMACK!

[Xeranx]

Holy crap! The Game is in ME2? ;-)

[lovest1000]

he is so emotionless when he does that

[ZoneBaracking]

Hey man good custom face. I wish all my custom males didn't always turn out as either Bruce Lee or Mark Wahlberg and all my custom females didn't have a head-to-body proportion the equivalent of a rabbit.

Also, AlJihani will be wearing a facemask in the 3rd game if you punched her in ME1 and 2, you just know it.

[JGHProductions88]

@ZoneBaracking Haha, if only.

[jackfwoodward]

@ZoneBaracking lol. sheperd will just have to chuck her out a window or punch her in the stomach =D

[PipBoy1212]

My what a colorful vocabulary you have Shepard.

[ZoneBaracking]

I was begging for a chance to punch her again. When the Renegade interrupt came up omg so happy. Only problem is Renegade PWNS Paragon...wow.

[DuncanLittle]

FUNNNNNY!

[ujusgotpwnd]

No matter how many times i watch this it's still funny. LOL! I can't wait for the third version of her getting punched.

[aaronobst0140]

ROTFLOL

[yoda56789]

epic shepard beard

[stabymcstab5]

FALCON PUNCH!

[ZetaMan117]

For ME3 they should give her a different character model if you've punched her before. Her face should be all messed up.

[JGHProductions88]

@ZetaMan117 Well if it's a few years after ME2 then she probably would've healed...

[RayS696]

@JGHProductions88

The wounds after Commander Shepards punches do not heal.

[PwnzorBob]

It appears I have recieved the need to inform you of the fact that I most assuredly dislike the specific way with which you throw these ludicrous accusations at me, therefore you must recieve blunt trauma delivered to your face, as this is the most secure and legal way of stopping said factual mishandlements.

[ggnmsn]

@PwnzorBob

That was indeed a collaborative form of win sir.

[movieman1211]

@PwnzorBob

Try saying that three times fast.

[LivingRelevance]

@PwnzorBob I concur to the fact that civilians are getting their information from this absurd news reporter. I have certainly had enough of her disingenuous assertions. I must spontaneously sabotage her and/or her nostrils.

-Commander Shepard

[420Balance]

You did the video tags wrong, putting them in the description... won't work.

[pacific14586]

I've had enough of your disparaging denunciations.

[BronxDragon]

Shut up bitch!!! Kapow!!!

[dethman32]

ME3: I've had enough of your mendacious predications. *PAWNCH*

[yoda56789]

@dethman32

LOL i could totally see that happening

[Spiritki113r]

too bad he didn't throw his thesaurus at her when she was on the ground

[MobPrincess22]

LMAO!!!

[nikermaster]

Oh god, that comment had me lolling.

CHeers,

Niker

[cherngbutter]

@Spiritki113r

one of the most epic youtube comments i've read

[XsteelrogueX]

you know what they say...when people start making unfair assumptions about you...beat the living shit out of them....for the lulz of course

[zarteen]

Shepard!.. PAWNCH!

Lol. This wouldv been better.

*Punches her.* I'll make sure everyone in the Allia- *punches her again.*

Yes!

[vicecity24]

"I make sure everybody in the Allaince sees that'

Good for you, do you want a cookie? Now I will return to my work for CERBERUS. Her information is outdated...

[RiddickTWO]

LMAO

Mass Effect 1: "I've had enough of your snide insinuations!"

Mass Effect 2: "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!"

[georock123]

@RiddickTWO

Mass Effect 3: Wait a minute, let me get my thesaurus... Ah here we go... I've had enough of your contemptuous imputations!

[JGHProductions88]

@georock123 Lol, nice.

[dethman32]

@georock123 Mass Effect 3: I've had enough of your...uh...*Gets Thesaurus* let's see...Mendacious Predications!

[killallianceftw]

@georock123 Win...

[MobPrincess22]

LOL... he says "I wish I did that the first time we met!"

[GangstaJohnnyB]

I've had enough of your snide insinuations 2!

Return of the PAWNCH