FF7 Crisis Core - Magic Pot Summon

[HeroicMime]

Zack: No, give ME an Elixir!

[crystalphoenixalpha1]

Marisa: Awwww!! I was hoping to steal from that pot, da ze!!

Zack: Sorry! Guess you were a little slow on the uptake there!

Marisa: ..Show-off....

Magic Pot: TWO thieves?! Maybe this IS a bad time to demand an Elixir.....

[CloudStrife297]

What item did you get?

[MAXumYMakarOFF]

Magic pot? I'm gonna smoke ya!

[MasterUltraBall]

MP: Here I am!

Zack: Alright, get outa the way-

MP: H-HEY! What are you doing?!

*Zack gives thumbs up*

Zack: TADA!

[CatMuto]

Zack: "Gimme that freakin' item or I'll rape ya!"

Magic Pot: "Don't say that WHILE raping me!"

I love Zack. He's just .. so cool. And so badass.

C-A

[RaiphXII]

Im sure that Pot enjoyed getting raped by Zack.

[TheUltraAnime]

i never got this summon O_o

[Niernberger]

ugh, i shit myself

[Gbiua]

Well a penis is a man's best friend.....espically when it involves his hand.

[DragosTheGod]

Why dont you do that in ff10??? Hug the thousand eyed pot and take HIS money

[masterpizza123]

pot of greed!

[CristalBlueRose]

lol.

[ZeroZelda84]

You just got JACKED fool.

[ZackNuse]

@ZeroZelda84  More like jacked off

[Lyiad]

This amuses me for so many reasons ...

[howlogram]

and it all ended with a glamorous "TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[DocWilyZ]

Come one, come all!

Molest the Magic Pot, win a prize!

[sammyorochi]

Zack: *steals penis*

Cloud: ......*orgasm*

Tifa slaps Cloud and says: YOU NEVER TOUCHED MY TITS IN FF7 AND YOU GET AN ORGASM OVER THIS?!?!?!

Chuck Norris Rates this 5 stars

[DragonMan933]

i dont understand what he got from this lol

[ThrashTillYouCrash]

Zack: It's like stealing candy from a baby! ...That lives in a pot... And looks like a gremlin... And wants your Elixirs... Yeah, a baby!

[maruxshadow]

Zack: And that, Cloud, is how you steal from a Magic Pot.

Cloud: ...

Zack: Ah, it deserves it.

[shadowater28]

I remember staring with a vague horror at this summon...I'd been expecting the Pot to steal from an enemy or something, so...I didn't snap out of it until I realized I had to fight again. XD

Tsk-tsk, Zack, what a bad boy you are, stealing from a poor ol' Magic Pot. ^^;

[SuperFanFiction]

Zack that cheater!

[ExpectoTheUnexpected]

Now let's imagine Sephiroth did this.

[huy218]

Zack is doing pot D:<

[alejandrocaban]

@huy218 lol

[Celestialbeing21]

Please help, with your support, we can put an end to P.R

(Pot Rape.)

[biohazard724]

Magic Pot: Give an Elixe...Hey what are-STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER! I NEED AN ADULT!

[BlueEye096]

@biohazard724 Zack: I am an adult, *steals*

[biohazard724]

@BlueEye096 Do you watch Dragon Ball Z abridged?

[BlueEye096]

@biohazard724 Sure do!

[mrplatinum96]

???? i dont get this one either, what happens when he pulls whatever that was, out

[subpower1]

you see Zack rushes to the magic pot and steals his item lol!

[evangelinefyre]

Cue the lulz from me.

[GrandeCero]

This is so hilarious! I can't stop laughing! LMAO!

[lilmurfer]

ahhhh. The damn Magic Pot.

[ShadyKitsune19]

Hey Magic Pots! Theres nothing cooler than getting an Elixir. But if a SOLDIER touches you in a place or a way that makes you feel uncomftorble, thats no good!

[vergissmeinicht13]

:DD sorry for laughing, but it just looks too funny xD

nearly forgot how great crisis core is <333 looove it ♥

[Skyavatar]

Obtained : Rare Candy

lol

[JingZterifererz]

You have obtained potion

zack: OMGWTF =_="

Magic Pot: gimme elixir!

[frozenbellflower]

Omg. Zac is so freakin funny.

[zergit]

Pot: Alright, hand over that potion and you won't be DEAR GOD, YOU'RE VIOLATING MY PERSONAL SPACE!!! AHHHH, THAT DIDN'T NEED TO BE TOUCHED!!! BAD MAN BAD AN BAD MAN BAD MAN

Years of therapy later: Where did the SOLDIER touch you?

POT: *another breakdown*

[HeatLegs]

That was comedic gold zergit

[nomarlera102]

where can you get this summon?

[Bisected8]

@nomarlera102 When you fight a magic pot you need to use the right materia on it (similar to their old "give me an elixir" puzzle).

[nomarlera102]

but what mission do you fight a magic pot?

[Zikiel]

"Give me an elix-"

"Ah gotcha bitch!"

Ah Zack, why didn't we get you sooner?

[ericebers5]

HOW CAN I GET ASSAUKT TWISTER. i haven´t got the first anymore

[MANJYOMETHUNDER111]

FAILURE.

[shihakai]

OMG OMG OMG HE JUST GOT *TADAAAAAA!* HIS VIRGINITY (PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFEAST<BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED)xD

[NonDairyCreamer77]

@shihakai ROFL.

[187SmokeDogg]

LOL. this reminds me of wen i used to play spongebob and when u find a spatula u hear the same sound at 0:16

[kylesteen]

its funny becuase the magic pot always wants somthing but Zack was like "fuck you im taking this"

[Livin4Muisc]

lol, pot got butt-raped

[XTestamentOfYoreX]

Erm... I thought Zack was supposed to "Serve and Protect" and to "Protect his Honor as SOLDIER" I didn't know Rape constituted as Protection. O_O

[inc2000glw]

VIOLATED !!! LOL

[DhonnEmrys]

Best. Summon. EVER.

[Jaimito1009]

lol how i can get that summon

[KeiyarlaDraga]

I have the mission to get the Magic Pot, but I can never seem to find one....I like the Moogle and the Chocobo out of the secondary summonings the best

[Okamitenma]

Omg this is hilarious XD

[ziv197]

how do u get the magic pot?

[Kaiokosin]

"You obtained detachable-Penis"

[Xandersama]

Lawl! XD

[lotharsredemption]

@Kaiokosin *dies of laughter*

[AngelDrive9]

Imagination rocks

[AeonofOblivion]

LOL RAPE

[mentosan00]

Lol: Taa-daa!

I wonder what pot feels now.

[johnpatinho]

Gimme elixir!

[Zinriusminazen]

Lol.. I'm sure Zack would have found more than he bargained for in there.

[ShinnSin]

LOL. That was just WTF.

[Shun8881]

wow what a strange summon

[EvilRyuGuy]

O_o

WTF is he doing!? That looks so wrong!!!

The pot is gonna need threapy now!

[LilSC19]

It look like he was getting somethin nasty

[kickercaster18]

That's gross XP

[Alvaris]

this attack is very disturbing.

The reward however is very good.

Wonder what else zack felt down there?

[koukoupuffs]

i am truely sorry for your lots.

[nianicole824]

@koukoupuffs wait,so all these people can talk about rape but aids is totally out the question? Irony much?

[AzumangaFan13]

-Magic Pot, "Gimme Elix-"

-Zack, "I'll give YOU sumthin!"

-Magic Pot, "Wait- Hold on a sec!"

*Struggle*

{Obtained Ability: OMGWTF Rape!"}

[johanner]

@AzumangaFan13 OMFG! exactly my toughs hhahaha he stuck his hand up his ass and got .... what? a smelly finger? (feel free o correct me i'm learning english)

[AzumangaFan13]

@johanner lol that's funny! You're learning English just fine, just remember that you spelled thoughts wrong. Keep up the good work.

[StrikingSpark]

wait......a magic pot that wants elixir and now giving elixir......

[gurbindern]

RAPE

[gehnnawarrior13]

LMAO look up magic pot on FF7 lololol you would give him i think? an elixer and hed give you massive XP or money or something?!? and an item wouldnt he?!? i should look it up but thats funny lol he just steals it hence the guy sticking his hand out waiting for an elixer lmao

[coolben1011]

What does the Magic Pot summon do anyways?

[Kamikadze333666]

Gives you random items, I guess... At least in this video Zack got a "Titan Bangle" from it =3

[ReasonForCrying]

pot

[tdogg4575]

wth did he grab from da pot??????? cuz it look like he gave dat goblin a reach around or something WTF????

[grobmiller]

so true

[KurosakiLuvar01]

oh god....he's all up in his ass. xDDD

[Sasuke327]

lmfaoo. Zack would make an awesome mugger! :L

[tidie10]

what the hell where'd you get that summon i got al exept for him O.P

[Lewis080]

mission 7-6-6 do the moves

do attacks to recieve the genji shield

Gil Toss

Costly Punch

Vital Slash

Octaslash

[DragonD14]

what does it do

[gojira4life]

you receive a random item, though I somehow think they are set. Most of the time I get Phoenix Downs or Ethers but either way, the items value depends on the level of the DMW

[Chernobog2]

Crisis Core: Rewarding Sexual Harassment!

That "ta-dah" at the end just seals the deal.

[camm0r0n]

wow the magic pot in this game looks alot more menacing thean the one in FFX

[VegetaCrews]

the look on its face when zack started to reach for stuff in its pot is great its like what the hell man lol

[sandthegoo]

What are the materia needed!?

[BlackTallKid]

Zack strikes again!

[zakurakageyoshi]

haha,magic pot just got violated

[jasonese1]

Magic pot: I feel so......violated ;_;

[NFITC1]

I kept thinking that too. Zack's a...umm....Magic Pot-o-phile?

O_O

I never got anything good out of it despite the fact that it's possible to get free ribbons from it.

[Lolazopedio]

WTF XD

[tybonertyj12]

dis is whacked, cactguar kicks ass

[kokkoru67]

lol that is so random...but funny xD

[puenboy1]

WTF!?

[soulkillerpro]

i frecken hate that moster because of its delta attack when i get hit it completly killed me

[ilovepie102]

lol yea i hate that monster also but when i did a yuffie mission i think the 3rd one? i was at the ending monsters and i had to fight 2 of them -_- it was bullshit XD

[marcjmarino]

wait, wut does it do and how do u get it?

[idioticfuse]

make magic pot happy once and it gives u an item

[unknownUSER537]

to make it more clear, magic pot asks you for a series of attacks..(eg. blizaga,thundara,firaga,gravit­y and in order to) encounter them on missions..

[idioticfuse]

here are the answers: first of all, magic pot gives you an item depending on the level of the summon. Second, you can get him in 2-2-6,2-5-4,2-5-6,2-5-5,7-6-6, and 10-2-3. 10-2-3 is the easiest, because you have to use assault twister, jump, fira, and gravity. o yeah, the english version ame out like 3 months ago.

[idioticfuse]

o btw,koukopuffs, wat did u get?

[idioticfuse]

here are the answers: first of all, magic pot gives you an item depending on the level of the summon. Second, you can get him in 2-2-6,2-5-4,2-5-6,2-5-5,7-6-6,­and 10-2-3. 10-2-3 is the easiest, because you have to use assault twister, jump, fira, and gravity. o yeah, the english version ame out like 3 months ago.

[gbfrules08]

1st off i dont read chinese im english lol 2nd which mission do u get it on i got all of them but cactuar and magic pot so if u plz help me!!

[koukoupuffs]

It's not Chinese, it's Japanese. :E Sure they use Chinese characters but it's not the same~!  And check previous comments or GameFAQs for help.

[CrisisCoreGirl]

wat does the magic pot do???

[idioticfuse]

he gives u an item

[GravitationLova]

...Was he trying to cop a feel?!

[Zaku41k]

that looked so wrong

[AzraelLawliet]

Agreeeeeed.

[DylanXY]

zach- SO THATS WERE MY QUARTER WAS HIDING ALL THIS TIME!!!...akward

O.0

[KurosakiLuvar01]

and this is sad because i actually WOULDN'T be

surprised if zack said somethin like that. xD

he's just that dorky and cheesy. lol

they should have added that line i the game. lmao

[Shogunelite]

Jeez who here thinks they have the gonz to reach into a Magic Pot and pull out it's......whatever it's holding?

[zainkeeper]

wat mission was that again you can get one of the summons from there i think

[KazumaTheWindPheonix]

Got this summon but every time it gose charaqcter change i never get the 3 pictures so i just had to see what his limit was XD

[plasticnemesis]

The Materia needed to get this summon are:

ジャンプ、ファイラ、グラビデ、and 回転攻撃

huh?

[SkateboarderXL]

What mission do you get this materia on :P

I only miss 3 slots so pleeeeaaaase tell me

[login4donald]

Same here!!!

[Windaxman]

hahhaa i remember if u killed him you got mad sp points or something for the materias.

[bloodwish13]

how can i unlock the magic pot summon??

[witchgirl2008]

omg that sooo cute.. cant wait to get it

[DNAngelnut]

cute? magic pot looks like a purple goblin

[witchgirl2008]

no i meant when zack gets the materia o.o

[Doowz]

I disagree, the least useful is Moogel, but moogels just pown so they had to make an apearance

[CrimsonAngel5858]

in fact, moogle is one of the most usefuls... he raises the level of your materia....

[Doowz]

thats the reason i think its useless, materia lvls up itself in a short time anyway, and once ya have the materia's u wanna use the rest of the game, ya just have those mastered, and you upgrade them a little with materia fusion and item fusion. and voila, u got it mastered and moogle isn't needed anymore...

[CrimsonAngel5858]

kinda true.... I have a HP++ 500% mastered... and its the only one I mostly need :S

[Elidragonguy]

Molested.

[Danimebombeezie]

LEAVE MAGIC POT ALONE!!! hahaha all he wants is elixir ToT

[benejeserit]

Ha! He mugged the pot :)

[koukoupuffs]

Well, if it's not spam then I should tell you the idiom you want is "dog eat dog". ^^;;;;;

[blackout2626]

Are you English? You have a Japanese version of Crisis Core.

[KirbyPunch]

OMG the balls at the beginning look like Dragonballs O.o

[benjamillion]

that was the most random thing i ever saw

[Masterkharg]

What was the effect of that summon?

[ChoasOrderPAIN]

you mug the magic pot for either a random materia or a random item

[vextrem]

are there rare or just crappy

[FFfangirl66]

That's cute!!

Zack i luv you!!!

[kharnsedreed]

Mission is 7-6-6 Last Mission for Accessory Craftsman, under Seek Priceless Items, there is no other way lol its the only way XD and it takes forever mostly because DMW doesnt want Sephiroth to appear when you want him.

[Iitoaznkid]

what the mission u must molest the pot to get genji shield and is there another way?

[winxclublover]

LOL

That was awesome! Even if it was the japanese version, it was still awesome! I'm gonna try to trigger the Magic Pot summon during my next playthrough now.

[hitmaker]

The fanfare is unrelated to windows.

[KaoruNeko]

The pot... was molested to the highest extent. Oh well, who better to be molested than by Zack? xDD

[moogle890]

??? um... what did it do?

[GamerDelta]

let zach rape him.

[obliven1993]

it gives you random materia or item

[peppercat1515]

omg he molest-robbed that poor gremlin thing!

[CinnabonChan]

He summoned Oscar the Grouch!

[GoodEggs]

Jesus Christ, Zack is so fucking cute. He definitely mugged that thing. xD

[Axiaon]

You think Zack is cute, good eggs? Its a game and your having an orgasm over a video game character.....what has become of the world.

[KurosakiLuvar01]

zack is fuckin cute. :DDD

in my head he never died. xD

[Xlolita89X]

wt---? XD

the sumomns in this game are just too messed up! XD

[ongsp1]

which missions is tta can anyone teelll mi or msg mi lolz

[sweetmeat905]

so what does it do?

[koukoupuffs]

You get an item depending on the level of the summon!

[Shinokyouku]

isn't this the only way to get the genji shield or at least a way of getting the genji shield?

[koukoupuffs]

Yeah, you can only get it from harassing a Magic Pot in a certain mission.

[obliven1993]

lol zack loves his harasing of pots XD

[Blackrose31694]

yes,yes he does lolz

[seysay]

lmfao o shit

zack jack nigga what and shined that shit in boy face. magic pot is all types of sad now

not even a elixer can make him happy DAMN!