The Milk Carton: Halo Reach Edition: Part 2 (Halo Reach Machinima)

[Blackwolf048]

No Top Comment Here's My Time To Shine

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Red

The Grass Is Red

The Trees Are Red

Holy Shit My Garden's On Fire

[parkermonk1]

1:17 freezes every single time

[Deidera360]

no top coment heres my chance ok ummmm idk PEINS

[fighter5kills1]

The Elite part was funny.

[TheChurch554]

wait isint that a box of

[MsJkl555]

5:00-5:10  HOMER SIMSON SCREAMS

[IamJBUSCUS]

CaptainPlanet:captain planet says rycycle that shit

civilian:I cant rycycle a candy rapper oh

CaptainPlanet:Oh my work hear is done

[TheMrspup2]

YOU GUYS STOLE THE GAY ONE FROM FIRESOMETHINGPREUDUITS

[LegoMachinimer787]

4:19 Meatwad

[ninjaswag117]

i can rcycale a candy warper oh my work here done :P

[justin73840]

oh nooo its not possible , you mean nothing to me

[halofail999]

daddy loves you =P

[redsoldier117]

the guys stole somthing from halo reach jackass

[assassincarrot360]

@redsoldier117 halo reach jackass is fuckin shit,where asin real life you need balls to staple your balls

[jamesjay11]

CAPTAIN PLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN­NEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[3283JustMe]

Daddy loves you...

[knuckles6000]

4:10-4:19

IDIOTS IT WAS A GERNADE

[knuckles6000]

0:32 LOLOL

[OneFourtyOneDA]

CAAAAAAPTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN PLAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEET­!!

[ironman785]

a panda in halo reach while in space on a alien ship? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[SneakingCube]

im training my magic carp they leard splash attack l0l

[fighter5kills1]

i like how the green dude keep talking when you dont hear it

[cooldude90100]

stolen from halo reach jackass

[hensomm]

@cooldude90100 They work together.

[SNIPERmicSNIPER]

TANKED

[Noahwolfluv75316]

da da da da daa, going to work, going to work, going to work, go-- oh sh*t! oh-- oh god! oh-- a traffic cone....oh crap....wha-- ummm.....

LOL! my favorite part XD

[BigBlueGoat]

Saber Cow!

Y U NO MAKE 3?!

[SaberCowInk]

@BigBlueGoat WORKING ON IT!

[hensomm]

@BigBlueGoat We did machinima rejected it saying it is not of brand interest

[Wyvernfang117]

im going to re post this but in better quality

[SaberCowInk]

@Wyvernfang117 what?

[Wyvernfang117]

@SaberCowInk nvm. i thought i could instead i made a remix. all credit  goes to you.

[SaberCowInk]

@Wyvernfang117 .... video was in the highest quality it could be at the time.... a remix? where?!

[xscar10]

You can't prove that.

...

I guess you're right... *Sad walk*

[tapewormrage]

1:45 there is the giant golf ball.

[lolgoodbye69]

52 people got caught watching gay people.

[mrkittenkrusher]

hey dude did you see my gigantic football anywhere?

ehh... wait... hu... what...

what a help you was.

LOL

[mrkittenkrusher]

@mrkittenkrusher supposed to be golfball... LOL

[TLU01]

this vid makes me want to watch Sanity Not Included! EVERY ONESHOULD WACH IT OR ILL TELL DEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tylercool223]

i eat traffic cones

[halomaster413]

tteescope thing is from halo reach jackass

[peterpan5031]

O: A CONE

[DarkOverlord787]

@Minela16804 wait xbox version of this game is better WTH?

[screwy109]

TO THE PANDA STORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hiroki7522]

this introduced me to freeman's mind:)

[mieowmieow2]

pandas are now endangerd by beaing hugged by elites

[RustSnowflake]

52 people flew a falcon TANKED!!!

[Mr7Smil3y]

dude, sanity not included kicks ass :D

[OneFourtyOneDA]

2:07, I want that for a ring tone.

[tusknour92]

I like how Captain Planet is cutting bamboo and is asian.

[NathanJuK101]

If i see a top comment about the like/dislike bar, it is my mission to make that comment obselete by changing the bar.

[BloodyAces4]

DAMN!!!!!!WTF IS UP WITH EVERYBODY TRYING 2 GET A TOP COMMENT BY TRYING 2 MAKE A REFERENCE 2 HOW MUCH DISLIKES THERE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!

[wallacelin0508]

52 people's magic harps don't love them.

[TheFlipperaxe]

@wallacelin0508 its noit magic harp you idiot its magikarp if i see you say that one more ttime ill find you and talk to you

[wallacelin0508]

@TheFlipperaxe its "not" instead of "noit" if you see that one more time I'll troll like you.

[TheFlipperaxe]

@wallacelin0508 if i see that?

[wallacelin0508]

@TheFlipperaxe lol sorry I don't know what Im typing, gramma fails. Let's call it a day and let it rest, kay? Kay.

[TheFlipperaxe]

@wallacelin0508 lol okay friend me?

[Aggiemayson]

52 people dont like milk...

[Halo32010]

52 people couldnt find the panda store

[gruntydance]

52 people had a terrible time when they watched this because a panda snuck behind them and "hugged them"

[xTanGOkiLleRx]

52 people are still trying to get past the traffic cone

[bestathaloreach9989]

Ah yes Half Life 2 good times goooood times

[MrMatt8790]

He is training his Magikarp. But what happens when it evolves into Gyarados? He wins the friggin' game!

[noble3126b]

To the panda store!

[Transdude1996]

1:55

Well, done with this candy wrapper now. I will throw it away.

[stressful music growing louder and glass breaks]

Caption Munis says recycle that sh*t.

I can't recycle a candy rapper.

Oh. My work here is done. Away.

One of best clips ever.

[Pico2571]

1:31

it is............THE COOOONE!!!

[Pico2571]

lol!

your abour to steal a joke from sanity not included....

I-I'm sorry

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN INPOLIIIIIIIIIIITE!

[supersnow17]

im not trained for this!

[sour0deez]

2:20 rvb reference

[CRaZiiEJ117]

omg a cone!!

thumbs up if this is your reach emblem!

[joshythe1st]

wait can you lower your gun in an online match or is it just local?

[CriticalTman013]

@joshythe1st it is system link

[TH3C4LL0FK7ULU]

OOO SHIT A CONE

[TH3C4LL0FK7ULU]

BETTER THAN THE FIRST

[TheMightyPnut]

What is this I don't even.

[EVIL1357]

THIS WILL BECOME A SERIES!!! THE COMMUNITY OF LULZ DEMANDS IT!!!!

[Izon123]

Type PRIZE before youtube and hit enter

[cancancanner]

U DOUCHEBAG U COPIED OFF OF JACKASS WITH THE GAY GUYS THING!

[Southparkpwnzu1]

thubs up if you thought the gay guys and the magikarp were the best

[XboxJokerLuke]

So totally random! I love it!

Magikarp : Splash!

Best move ever...!

[EVIL1357]

@XboxJokerLuke yes because we all know that pointlessness=hilarity.

[iluvx360]

Blarg Blarg Blarg <---Thumbs up!

[MegaDORITOEZ]

you know if you didn't want to steal a joke then why did you make a scene saying you didn't want to but you did in the process

[spartanj943x]

this kind of reminds me of robot chicken lol

[chillin170]

that falcon explosion was cool



[A7REYUPWNS]

Dude1: dude your heads on fire.

Dude2: yeah man it tottaly is...

Flame head dude: pshhaw, im not falling for that again

[A7REYUPWNS]

if i buy a droid will the comercals stop?

NO!

FML!!!!

[tom10360]

witty comment referncing the number of dislikes this video has.

[darkwolf056]

this is hilarious

[remember452]

you were about to steal a joke from sanity not included!

i'm sorry!

THAT COULD'VE BEEN IMPOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!

[MrLegoHaloMan]

50 people stole a jump from semini-included and didn't say sorry and paid the price

[Guiser123]

50 People couldn't find my Giant Golf Ball, that's right I said it, MY GOLF BALL!

[MortalKisser]

Hey dude, watcha up to?

I am training my magic carp.

Oh.

They learn splash attack.

(silence, walks away)

[MrLegoHaloMan]

50 people thoug hdislike meant dis-i-like

[SiiZzledF]

@MrLegoHaloMan ha ha ha no.

[MrLegoHaloMan]

Thumbs up if the halo reach game is so epic that when a bounch of nerds heard about it they camped at a game stop since year one

[inventiondude123]

50 people were not trained for the traffic cone

[DudeThatPlaysGames]

meh, i liked the first one alot more

[FiestaFanLok]

Thamk you a advertisment worth watching! Thank you cataclysm!

[HaloAndy15]

50 people didn't recycle

[ch3nton]

is it possible that i could do some join you guys?

my gt is Downcrazy dude

[MrHalonater]

50 people hugged the panda

[SlayingEliteTOM]

@MrHalonater and then 2 other people clicked the wrong button dislike is never a good idea

[jaysmom1998]

thumbs up if u want part 3

[luccasmi2]

wtf babou

[Pico2571]

@iamAWSOME114

you really got to stop watchng that part

[theSpartan187]

i want to do this stuff...but me hav no mic....

[Archy112]

Awesome Elite voice...

[SaberCowInk]

@Archy112 thanks...

[novaleafy]

"You were watching those gay guys across the street again."

"Uh you can't prove that"

*unce unce unce*

"OMG u were"

xD Great stuff right there, I need that song.

[ImYourWingMan]

They stole the first joke from sanity not included!!

[aumoore1995]

@sabercowink that's sad

[juicycritter]

2:30 onwards......lmao........i like how he keeps talking after the sentence

[fighter5kills1]

@juicycritter japanses movies do that all the time

[EpithalamionJinx]

ohh NOOOOOOOOO! iz nawt pozible!!

...

-.-

you mean nothing to me nao

[jasonbladex]

yeah u guys wish u were as funny as sanity not included, that joke steal wasn't funny

[SaberCowInk]

@jasonbladex That's not a joke steal. It's a tip-of-the-hat.

[jasonbladex]

@SaberCowInk i know what ur trying to say, i didnt mean they actually stole it, i just used it the way they said it since they called it a joke steal, thats just what I'm labeling that segment it wasn't funny, i don't like the voices or acting or jokes overall

[SaberCowInk]

@jasonbladex okedoke.

[jasonbladex]

@SaberCowInk ok?

[aumoore1995]

How are you gonna make 2 episodes then switch

[SaberCowInk]

@aumoore1995 like this. Episode 1. done. Episode 2. done. Oh snap we're out of Halo ideas. moving on.

[MrBulletshells]

Lol heavy, "OOOHH NOOOOO!"

[XboxMilk]

Should i feel offended by this?

[Superzombie82]

he he he ho ho ho yeaaaah oh oh my god this is awesome tom what are you doing uh uh i uh wasnt watching anything gay..........................y­ou were watching at those gay guys across the street werent you ummm no (weird song) oh my gosh you were um um i uh uh uh you cant prove that i guess your right (dramatic music) yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[armagedon6]

Oh..my...god....freemins mind!!!!!

[shibbywalkk]

/watch?v=rWjhxnVcmgg

[UniqueByDefault]

Rawkstar approved this!! Tumb up!!

[DantehMan]

The "wait a minute isn't that a bo--" skit was my favorite.

[Zombienator1010]

CAPTAIN PLANET SAYS RECYCLE THAT SHIT!!

[ClouSINN]

3:58 is best :D n1

[Bulltrue32]

TO THE PANDA STORE

[suzukirg125f]

awesome, great, hilarious:D gimme some moore

[KFG44]

FREEMANS MIND PLZ!!! That was awesome. "This could go somewhere.....AAHH...AHH...AAA­AHH....Oh SHIIIIII------" Yeah, that was funny. NOW MAKE MORE FREEMANS MIND!!!

[XxTheResurrectionxX]

im training my magikarp. daddy loves you.

[Watching233]

2:24 use a Katana its better

[Chronicler177]

This was fucking awesome.

[PBJwithTat]

What happened to comments that were actually about the video? Not some idiotic random comments that have nothing to do with the video.

[snowninja88]

An episode filled with boring, overused, and unfunny cliche's. O boy..so awesome..(sarcasm intented)

[SaberCowInk]

@snowninja88 What cliches? this was completely original....

[snowninja88]

@SaberCowInk How do you not notice it? wow, not trying to be a prick, i site almost the whole episode as an example. Like "chestnuts roasting over an open fire" *while he is sitting in fire* (OMG HAHA HIS NUTZ ARE ROASTING HAHA) <that was sarcasm again* not even close to being funny dude. The whole episode was like that.

[mrlifeles21]

@snowninja88 is that wat he said? i thought he said "my nuts are roasting in an open fire"

[snowninja88]

@mrlifeles21 I'm pretty sure, i could be wrong though. I don't sweat the details.

[SaberCowInk]

@snowninja88 Sorry you didn't find it funny. We'll try to be more sensitive to humorless people like you in the future. :D

[snowninja88]

@SaberCowInk lol you do that, luckily i don't have to watch it and know what to not watch now.

[theonlychampion96]

gordon freeman

spartan 1337

professional badass

[flythebeast]

im training my magikarp they learn splash.

3:14

[TheBlindEskimo]

lol

[CAB00SE2000]

19 people weren't wearing a space helmet

[xBuzz996]

bungie failed again -.- pause at 0:13 and youll see that when the guy shoots, the bullets is above the guns aiming just like halo 3.... though its better then halo 3s cuz the bullet fire what above the gun too far...

[CreamQueso]

Thats because they go everywhere . . .

[xBuzz996]

@CreamQueso yeah, but it doesnt look like its comming from the bullet hole... right?

[Quentarus]

dude this is so ridiculous stupid it is awesome!

[RaveFrostburn]

that was awsome.

[FrienddShip]

Lol @ China accent

[SaberCowInk]

@FrienddShip Japanese

[FrienddShip]

@SaberCowInk Oh I see O:

[chydragon94]

i'm training my magikarp

[TheWorldBroadcast]

lol the Heavy

[KillerARC426]

Daddy <3's you -^^-

[ReducedFatCheesePuff]

Whats the song at the intro??

[Zipp117]

Cool! There's 177 likes and 17 dislikes! It's a sign from Bungie!

:D

[yoshypoo]

halflife 2 FTW

[rjalandi]

17 people were watching the gay guys across the street.

[MrHalonater]

@rjalandi 50 people

[TheMario4231]

@rjalandi u mean 51 now