giant spider crab attacks

[BlindBitsProductions]

look up the 3 metre diameter japanese spider crab! You can't tell me the USA and french didn't fuck up the water around there when you see this thing.

[PalerLaze]

Attack its weakpoint for massive damage

[steve29112]

You know that crab on finding nemo which fights of the seagulls................Whoooo­oooooa Hi Ya....lol

[TheImpossibleKill]

Thats what he gets for not letting it masturbate in peace

[chaosbleedtifeye]

lol if a big crap came at me like that i'd have just stomped it into the groud

[JoeyLemons06]

Drop a rock on it and eat like a king!

[dylan1002459]

how deep were you?and until you showed that person in the scubba diver suit i thought yall were in deep sea diver suits

[ggundam99]

thats an ugly motherfucker isn't it

[Matiasbiteh]

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!!!!

[Omdullla]

KINGLER! I CHOOSE YOU!

[vfIskullangel]

Guiles theme goes with this!

[illgil26]

It felt threatened, idiot!!!

[MrCamparisafari]

cook the cunt

[reyo88]

Thats not a spider crab -.-

[SamSmith98]

hehe it just wants a hug xD

[kelantansucks]

I knew what you humans do to all my kinsmen on the surface. I ain't coming with you!

[JezzMukkah2011]

rawr rawr like a pissed off crap!

[loveunderlaw]

Funny looking guy:) He was probably just pissed off at everyone, & everything after getting stuck in that abandoned pot all night LOL

[Gristian]

Disgusting creature

[moleman1961]

You wouldn`t want that hanging off your scrote!

[PalerLaze]

BIG. MEEKY. CLAWS!!!!!

[mrstyel]

U mad bro?

[pimpmastaC98]

Break that motha fuckas claw off

[TheMufflicks]

god i just wanna crack his arm open yummmmmm

[PalerLaze]

Attack its weakpoint for massive damage!

[RedTyrant2]

Looks like from your reaction at the end there the big guy got you on the thumb.

[SuperAlcadeias]

Spider crab:HYA

Camera man:MISS!

Spider Crab:HYA

Camera Man:Stop trying to attack me as you always miss!

Spider crab:FINE!

[dahhveedahh]

you were shoving that shit in its face wtf do you expect it to do. Idiot. Should have just let it go and LEFT IT ALONE.

[Eonnn84]

thats nothing! check out japanese spider crab!

[mocbellini]

OOOOO ANGRY

[likeanova]

It was just trying to give you a hug!

[juji550]

I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Filthy creatures.

elder scrolls ftw. :)

[superjoe216]

Crab = MLG

[MechanicalInternet]

I keep thinking that it's just a robot but I'm probably saying that because I really don't want something that ugly to exist.

[salhawk]

this crab is BADASS!!

[Kevooi]

Is it strange how the crab is probably all "Gaaah! Diediedie! What is this thing? Fuckin' DIE!" while I'm all "Awww, it's so cute! C'mere you little..."

[FlowingIvory]

If you shoved a camera in my face i'd probably hit you too lol

[MRUndrwatrhuntr]

where did you find it? in croatia we call it grancigula

[TheRaymondFactor]

So here's this GIANT ENEMY CRAB! Now if we can flip it over, we can attack it's weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!

[steg140]

it is trying to hit you in your weakest point for massive damage

[JayDayX116]

someone's a little crabby...

[nemo220901]

feck of man i was grand where i was now i gota fecking cling ya down come back ya ...............

[MrBratti]

wooboobooboob



[senoja1986]

atleast this one doesnt have a mana bar

[bananaphoneman11]

a crab got a do what a crab got a do

[Paul8393]

the camera man has fought mud crabs more fearsome then you

[skjekk]

crab: COME AT ME BRO!

[guardman12345]

biol its water then eat it!!!!!!!!

[RussianKhalifa]

Money money money! I'm not giving you the krabby paddy formula.

[Jason420bud]

ATTACK AT ITS WEEK POINT FOR MAXIMUM DAMAGE

[Jason420bud]

giant enemy crab!!!!!!!!!!!

[justmoretolove]

looks like my mother after lunch

[ruama2011]

i'll eat that mother fucker

[GarrysGod]

some tasty food why didnt you get it!

[Tylerrodney]

i saw one of those the other day :)

[ph03nixl0r3]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[riperchetobg]

@ph03nixl0r3 ITS UNDERWATER

[theodoro89]

@ph03nixl0r3 When you say kill it with fire, do you mean to cook it? XD

[1headphoneguy]

@theodoro89 hes referencing th 1982 movie The Thing

[theodoro89]

@1headphoneguy LOL!!!

[Th3Man0fManyNam3s]

@ph03nixl0r3 how? its in water. LOL LOGIC XD

[Nikitos253]

@ph03nixl0r3 dude its underwather..

[ph03nixl0r3]

@Nikitos253 nooo i thought it was in space.

[Nikitos253]

@ph03nixl0r3 hmmm ok

[TheFilmHub]

@ph03nixl0r3 Underwater?

[flyingcumshot]

Are you following me, get the fuck outta here, do not fuck with mr crabbs

[swimminginsweat]

if i saw one of these irl, i would piss my pants and die.

[LegendKiller0713]

Attack its weak point for massive damage!

[dragonforceisasem]

bro if you dont get outta my face i swear to god (snap!) bitch i said get that camera outta my face (snap!) bitch i aint gonna tell you again!

[illbeheree]

no MOVIE FOR U. -plays with italian moustache0

[MegaHelloKitty4]

haha it's face expression: DERPP!!!

[darkspirit581]

crab want weed u idiot!

[SolidSnakeKillzU]

COME ON AT ME BRO!!

[fxian123]

i guess he was feeling....Crabby XDDDDD

[Gallardo501st]

@fxian123 oo i see what you did there

[MeneerJarppi]

It's a crab... better drink my own piss...

[DragonMasterOfSword1]

how u guys get this footage!?!

[The420DubStep]

i wanna see one 12ft across they say there is

[sandman132435]

OH MY GAWD, MR.KRABS!!!!!!!

[apf2001]

no, he just wanted a hug.

[virgoptrex]

Its funny some crabs have "spider" prefix in their designation while some spiders have a prefix of "crab".......  :)

[rax7]

I love crab pincers. more meat than any other part of their bodies.

[jedne2]

i'd take out my silver dagger and pwn the noob

[Riverboy1986]

I bet that fucker would hurt.

[TheLuckySa]

And before you know he lure's you in hes hole and there waiting for you with millions..

[Flipolopolis]

If i had ever even seen a spider crab THAT close, i would proceed to flip the fuck out!

[2010Barbon]

awww cute!

[monas]

@2010Barbon crabs are not cute! they are delicious

[2010Barbon]

@monas nah they are peaceful little things. I don't want to eat one I guess you like to though.

[monas]

@2010Barbon they are peaceful and delicious

[2010Barbon]

@monas don't eat it meanie :(

[crazykirby97]

damnit give him your money!

[jaydol85]

Mirelurk sprins to mind.

[FusionDubstep]

0:49 Look at that face hahaha

[JakeStarstorm]

Crab translation: "Hey c'mon buddy I'm just tryna give you a hug! Dude please, you saved my life c'mon just one hug! Ohhh man put the camera down I can't reach you! ...Bro...Y'know what, fuck it..."

[Bravo2thousand]

i would crab it by its claws and twist its arms around to break them

[FusionDubstep]

@Bravo2thousand Yeah you're so cool.

[padis]

aww the crab only wanted to hug you!

[KecioLuvsInuasah]

no! no! BAD CRAB! damn ungreatfull crab...he...heh...heh...i bet he's....CRABBY! ahah...yeah i know...lame...

[TheCrozius]

is no one else horribly frightened by this? i cant watch this with my legs under my desk.

[dope69show]

That crabs gangsta haha he left to get his brass claw

[tomtom101t]

you should have curb stomped the motha fucka

[TheKagash]

dont worry crabby basterd u will meet your end soon. OHHHH red lobster

[airsoftmanic]

that crab just had a look of "come at me bro".

to be honest, you were following it and it probably didn't like it. must have been a bit cranky from being stuck in that lobster pot!

[joesingle]

OUCH!

[twitchez2k]

spider crab

spider crab

does whatever a spider crab does

[detzel2]

it only wanted to cuttle.....wait wrong sea animal

[6project6nightmare6]

It clearly dosnt like me being near it....... MUST PURSUE!!!!!

[Macadoly]

It just wants to give you a hug :P

[tekcnub]

the crab wants to eat me no eat jb

[ilovecats1627]

wild mr krabs vs scuba diver

wild mrv krabs: if u kill me ol' spongebob i will kick your dirty ass!

scuba diver uses camera

krabs got 257654 damage

wild mr krabs goes rampage

wild mr krabs use stab

wild mr krabs won!!!

[TRISTEF13]

@ilovecats1627 U FAIL WITH UR LAME JOKES NOW GTFO!!

[Mysticsloth]

" leave me alone man ! turn off the damn cameras! damn paparrazi!"

[TheHtfan]

the cameraman must not know his ancient japanese history

[MerchantOfDeath15]

they get bigger tho. they have even been known to chew on dead bodies

[SteveTheVahn]

@MerchantOfDeath15 Om nom nom nom.

[likeablejohny90]

this is wat happens to u when u take money from mr. crabs and this is mr crabs so u must have taken money away from him =3

[TheMatia84]

giant enemy crab attacks!!!

[DjScribblez28]

omg its mr crabs

[imWatashi]

its an old spider crab. just let it live the rest of its life. who knows what its been through. it just wants to live

[blasteryui]

He was trying to thank you with a hug!

[h3llom4te]

Dude these crab are so delicious the meet is so sweet but the fucking legs and shells are so hard to try and break!

[PalerLaze]

Attack its weakpoint for massive damage!

[goldenkro]

id break off an arm and take it home hahah

[mogerdog]

looks like t.m.z except without the guy with the mullet.

[loobster1234]

Crabs like dude fuck off I'm going somewhere to have a shit then the blokes like gtfo the camera

[sssssssssssssssss8]

(crab) give us a hug. (camera man) no. (crab) oh ok then. he goes away. camera man goes to him. (crab) hey have you come back for hug. (camera man) No!! Im winding you up.

[l0ltoe]

what an idiot...doesnt he know that mr crabs doesnt give refunds... so why does he keep chasing him?

[camcar90210]

LoL

But i think that was just a crab because spider crabs a a lot bigger and the face looks different.

[genesisproject]

that lopster is mad as hell

[TheMr1911]

Damn you pissed mr crabbs off!

[finney123123]

poor crab!

[numberninteynine]

Yeah stop chasing him, he's scared.

[splattyfish]

Feel sorry for it being tormented.

[superlinkgalaxy2]

a wild krabby apeard.the wild krabby used slash.the move missed

[triceraspictures14]

I PEENCH!!!

[superlinkgalaxy2]

its the owner of dark gasher

[ulrek54321]

@superlinkgalaxy2 My thoughts exactly

[superlinkgalaxy2]

@ulrek54321 krabby krab krab

[adawg95]

"Get off my lawn!!"

[JonasBridgous]

Giant Enemy Crab! Attack its weak point for massive damage!

[thehardstylegen]

0:22 it gettin redy to bitchslap yo ass

[MrJerre51]

haha funny

[happinin]

if crab showed me attitude like that, hed be on the menu for dinner tonight!

[NigelGriff]

CRAB SAPPIN' MAH CAMCORDER!

[OfTehMedia]

Wild Krabby Appears.

Krabby uses Pinch,

It's super effective.

[emorej0612]

yeah hahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahah­ahaha^_^ that so funny but incredible

[IanKimHunter]

@OfTehMedia hahahahahahahaha

[Doc202]

@OfTehMedia lol i was about to write something similar then i saw your comment and beat me to it T.T lol

[Jorfen12345]

@OfTehMedia Thats a Kingler :O

[savagezone]

@OfTehMedia Krabby? Thats Kingler!

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

@savagezone Kingler has a pincer bigger than the other, this one is a krabby, both his pincers are the same size. He's probably about to evolve, though. He's probably at level 25 or something.

[kikoypogi19]

@FoolyCoolyMabase youre scary

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

@kikoypogi19 I just really, really, like pokemon

[o1i79]

crabby wants to learn crabhammer, however crabby already knows four moves.

[shorrty333]

I peeench



[BaBeYYify]

those crab legs look like they taste yummeh

[maxmillon]

i take him home and play with him for a  week the eat him srry mr Krabs hah

[Drizzzlez]

too bad he got your respirator ................

[PZH145]

attack its weak point for massive damage NOW!

[sammyiblegend]

what sup then spider crab right after we fight imma eat yoiu up

[TouhouArtist]

@sammyiblegend lol. I laughted very hard at this.

[sammyiblegend]

@TouhouArtist it look like its gonna kick my ass

[ZenTaww]

Imagine making a delicious crab salad of that... mmmm

[wifey231]

This little dude ain't no punk!

[agoose1994]

haha crabs like 'gimmie a hug'

[WritingOnCashNotes]

It's just scared. That's why it keeps backing away.

[PokemonVampireKisses]

It's throwin them Brooklyn hooks that crab's got skillz

[Gold3nW3r3wolf]

that was a female, what do yo uexpect she would do

[termanedieter11]

Stupid divers should've used real time weapons change like they did back in Ancient Japan.

[xXxFRAGxXx]

I don't really want a 3D monitor now....

[kevinmarquez19]

Oh I get it, its a TF2 reference, a SPYdercrab. Get it?

[brandino12332]

A HOMES JU STEPPIN ON MY TERRITORY HOMES!!

[Lizzybedazzle]

LMAO Crabs mad gangster =- )

[darkxdark]

dood dun put giant in the title because thats puny compared 2 the 100 year old ones plus DOOD JUST well grab the spider crab by the ass and ur free!