The Necronomicon

[TheProfessor529]

For those screaming that the The Necronomicon is a work of fiction, That's! The! Joke! Don't over analyse.

[klinsblue]

@TheProfessor529 So is the Bible... that's the real joke.

[winosapien]

@TheProfessor529 Just like the Bible. 

[JamesSkuzz]

Giygas is a pussy compared to the wierd shit in that book.

[RustyKicks3]

i hate to say this because i want to believe, but the necromicon was made up by hp lovecraft

[knottooworry]

like mormonism, but less evil

[MrNitro468]

This has to be a SNL skit.

[LifetreeKolobGnolaum]

Try "Doctrine and Covenants" I like to read them sometime.

[ATUHDKB3]

really?...what a shit...

[PhantomFlame97]

If only... Lol.

[jamesejudy3]

why are 35 dislikin' this? bitches

This is awesome!

[987654614]

I want one e3e

[zannadootothetenth]

so when can i get one

[bushstalker]

LMAO!!!!! thats FUNNY!!!

[IanJar]

Bloop Bloop.

[0Letten0]

i want one



[ryan50ryan]

The Necronomicon is good but I prefer the Book of Belial. Or maybe the Book of Revelations + 9 volt. I like a lot of spirit hearts.

[Albyint]

All these people thinking the necronomicon is/was real does a service to the amazing H.P Lovecraft.

Their genuine belief of its reality makes him immortal in such a way that we, as living mortals, cannot comprehend.

[JupiterQuest]

@Albyint but you are comprehending it, since you acknowledge it

[Scatter2k]

Holy Shit. Are all you people REALLY that stupid? The Necronomicon was written by H.P. Lovecraft as a support book for his BOOK series on the Cthulu mythos .....wait for it.... that he CREATED. There was no mad Arab, no humans were skinned to make the book, and anyone reading it will have nothing happen to them. They will not be damned in the 'eyes of God' nor will their souls be stolen and eaten forever. Wake the hell up !!!!

[NDC1012]

@Scatter2k Come on, brah. You can't be THAT mad

[enocescalona]

WHO are so STUPID to read or buy the Necronomicon ?!!

[TheVidNerd]

@enocescalona Who is so stupid to post the same comment three times in a row.

[enocescalona]

WHO are so STUPID to read or buy the Necronomicon ?!!

[enocescalona]

WHO are so STUPID to read or buy the Necronomicon ?!!

[rangogrc]

hahah



[exmo74]

"It opens up terrifying vistas of reality." I've never heard Fast and Testimony Meetings described so succinctly.

[tomek123kotek]

My friend bought in a copy of the Necronomicon into school, this is more or less how it went.

Me: Hi, there REDACTED how are you?

Friend: Hi, REDACTED I'm fine thank you, I think its about time today for some light lunchtime reading.

Me: What book is it that you will be reading.

*friend pulls out Necronomicon*

Friend: I think this is good enough for a light read.

*we all laugh*

*Friend opens book*

*We all collapse into insanity*

[michaelblidegn]

Hillarious add

[666onfire]

i want

[MoneyIsSilver]

"If knowing the unknowable is crazy, I don't wanna be sane." LMAO!

[gyrick1]

I'm a Mormon, and just laughed my ass off! great parody!

[hcox]

i'm ordering my free copy today.

[chainsawteddybear]

it's heavy....with forbidden knowledge.:D lol

[Randomstudios180]

i wish this was real i want a copy of the giant necromonicon . DO YOU GUYS HAVE A REAL VERSION?!?!?! :D

[Randomstudios180]

lol i love how he doesn't want it to be the bible.

[legit1024]

Only scared fools get defensive about this video its funny.

[legit1024]

Hahaha this shit was funny

[MrSyntheticDesign]

lol the stopping power of the laugh was funny as hell

[capgurken]

I wanna be like those guys!

[MegaGoVideo]

some message me for 20 years i have spent over 70 thousand dollers on trying to see real demions ghost jinn spirits and didgitoly captur them i have never seen any thing. please give me info about a book or sight or video i have tryed everything e or will me your demons

[IanJar]

@MegaGoVideo Necronomicon Spellbook by Simon is a good start.

[Helden6621]

i put a hex on you that evan can get passed your spell of safty from spells aha!!!

[geezerbill]

I just put a hex on Helden6621 that removes capital letters and commas from posts, as well as misspells words like "past" as "passed". It's working.

[eihwazrune2000]

OMGS !!!(OH MY GODS !!!) YOU GUYS ARE INSANELY HILARIOUS !!!....AAAHHHAHAHAH....!!! TALK ABOUT SOME CULTISH/PAGAN HUMOR...."YES, TRY THE NECRONOMICON, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE !!!....BRILLIANT, ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT !!!....PROPS AND KUDOS TO YOU GUYS(AND HAIL TO THE ANCIENT/OLD ONES !!!)....

[eihwazrune2000]

OMGS !!!(OH MY GODS !!!) YOU GUYS ARE INSANELY HILARIOUS !!!....AAAHHHAHAHAH....!!! TALK ABOUT SOME CULTISH/PAGAN HUMOR...."YES, TRY THE NECRONOMICON, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE !!!....BRILLIANT, ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT !!!....PROPS AND KUDOS TO YOU GUYS(AND HAIL TO THE ANCIENT/OLD ONES !!!)

[jcliveron]

lol

[nikku9000]

Hey, mindsprawl. What's the differance between my immainary god and yours? Mine isn't a selfish prick who tells me he loves me then kills my family and has my wife raped. My god acts like a boss and commands i do it myself. So be a pussy with your white bearded santa kissing god, i'm going to look into the maw of the dark ones and see forever.

[lorenyork]

I want to learn how to open the floodgates of hate and terror and drown the world in a sea of pain and misery, eventually overthrowing the throne of the underworld. Can this book help?

[badadvicegoodtimes]

@lorenyork Become a stock broker.

[Achaian0]

@badadvicegoodtimes

or a lawyer! that would help!

[GoblinXXX]

@badadvicegoodtimes You win the Internet. =)

[WhiteFang5285]

@lorenyork Yes! Hopefully we can all become mad and wait for the things from outer space to devour our flesh! Glory to the Outer Gods!

[BlackMetalWorld]

@lorenyork you betcha it does ;)

[Estragon17]

@lorenyork

No, for that you will need to read any one of Newt Gingrich's books.

[Finwolven]

@lorenyork It will let you glimpse the truth behind reality, making you realise how insignificantly petty such aspirations are from a mere mortal human. Also, how little your sanity counts in the multiversum of the Old Ones...

[mindsprawl]

I want you to know, that if you indulge in this, you will be separated from the father of love, and through your own actions, will have handed yourselves over into the kingdom of darkness, and the father of lies. Satan does three things. 1) kill 2) steal 3) and destroy. Satan and the demon hierarchy can not create, they only hold an illusion to power. God gives wisdom to those who ask for it, but remember.

Knowledge of evil, is not wisdom.

My friend was a mason, he now knows that Jesus is Lord.

[Imperialcultist]

@mindsprawl you realize that old gods =/= satan, right?

[ihatestupidsignups]

@mindsprawl  You fail at sense of Humor.

[MisterShadowsX]

@mindsprawl

This book is completely fictional. It was created by Lovecraft so he can reference it in his writing to scare his readers. Anyone who buys a copy of this is wasting their money, unless they are H.P. Lovecraft fans and want to have a prop of his. :P So your god will be disappointed on the fact that people are buying this to summon demons, but will laugh at the fact that they are failing so hard at it. Reading this will do nothing, for it truly doesn't exist. Just so you know.

[realhxq]

@MisterShadowsX i am sad now

[mindsprawl]

I want you to know, that if you indulge in this, you will be separated from the father of love, and through your own actions, will have handed yourselves over into the kingdom of darkness, and the father of lies. Satan does three things. 1) kill 2) steal 3) and destroy. Satan and the demon hierarchy can not create, they only hold an illusion to power. God gives wisdom to those who ask for it, but remember.

Knowledge of evil, is not wisdom.

My friend was a mason, he now knows that Jesus is Lord.

[pcgam3r666]

Is it bad that I got a boner while watching this?

[badadvicegoodtimes]

@pcgam3r666 I got one reading your comment.

[dkkauwe]

@pcgam3r666 lol me too

[WhiteFang5285]

Only vistas, heh?

[tsofan2000]

I am a Mormon and I find this hilarious. The voices in my head don't know what they are talking about; I do have a sense of humor, and a sense of fashion

[QueenInYell0w]

You can also lend this from the miskatonic library I guess.

[badadvicegoodtimes]

@QueenInYell0w Awesome user name.

[QueenInYell0w]

@badadvicegoodtimes :)Thanks

[badadvicegoodtimes]

@QueenInYell0w Awesome user name.

[TwilightCodex]

@badadvicegoodtimes W. Chambers +1

[MsNightblitz]

@QueenInYell0w [borrow]

[QueenInYell0w]

You can also lend this from the miskatonic library I guess.

[WhiteFang5285]

I want to see blood and gore all around me! Glory to Cthulhu!

[WhiteFang5285]

Best video of all time! I wish to be devoured alive by elder gods! I hope I die an horrible death, while seeing people from beyond the stars! This is so beautiful!

[GooTubeization]

the necronomicon isnt that long of a book, justsayin

[snsd1369]

Ja Cthulhu!

[TwilightCodex]

Absolutely love this video, great job guys!

[milky0candy]

this is just so hilarious

[666Darkdreamer]

FAKE!!!!



[101lifescience]

Good One, Really well done!!! So Funny!!!

[101lifescience]

Good One, Really well done!!! So Funny!!!

[MrParkerclrk]

heh heh.



[cacamuela]

READ THE ARTICLE OF THE NECRONOMICON ON WIKIPEDIA

[mindsprawl]

@cacamuela Wikipedia is full of lies, it protects the government. Inventor was persecuted for making a very efficient machine using magnets with opposite polarities. Inventor persecution is labelled as a conspiracy. But it really happened, you can google it.

Long live Jesus Christ, the Son of David, the Son of God.

[filmokratik]

This is awesome! 

[x0ticShwty]

LOL wtf

[bQQm132]

All joking aside, how do you get a copy?

[PsychopathJAY]

hi, i like the book, where can i get my own Necronomicon, cant imagine what text it holds or is it just a myth does the book exist ?

[Omegafrost69]

@BloodDiamond32 You forgot the part where Lucifer betrayed all of humanity and God himself. Then was sent to hell for what he did and became the Devil we all know.

[TheAwesomeDoctor]

Shop smart, shop S-Mart

[abarrathemaster]

hay guys i found a new king in yellow story by one named Darkso S Kous

if you like to hear it see my video THE STRANGER OF THE PLAY BY DARKSO S KOUS

[NewMargaritaville]

I think this is offense to Mormons. Mormons are good people and they be treated wi- IA SHUB NIGGURAT THE BLACK GOAT OF THE WOODS WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG!

[tallyhoman911]

i want one of these just for the lulz

[crayolahalls]

Awesome. Thank you!!! 

[ericthecurious]

Very funny - I just posted it on my Facebook account.

[GasSnake2003]

What about Cthulhu's famous cookbook, the Necronom-nom-nomicon?

[Severe777]

ROFL this video was hilarious.

[clifjayshafer]

28 people read the Necronomicon and 2,355 want too

[Severe777]

@clifjayshafer Haha yep.

[LordOfSkaro]

Nice spot.

I want the Necronomicon!

[TempleToSabot]

Terms of use and Purchase of this book are as follows:

(You surrender your soul to Chtulhu)

(Agree to breeding with the deep ones)

and last but not least you agree to Join the (Esoteric order of Dagon)

[ScoutingTacos]

"For kids!"

[LilPunkLaura]

You can buy the original, H.P. Lovecraft version from Borders. ^^ And yes, it's fiction. Btw, now you've made me want sushi. T_T

[badadvicegoodtimes]

No. But we are building a studio by The Slough of Despond near Owen Sound.

[TheCaptainLulz]

Are you the guys that just moved into Collingwood ontario, where the gayety theatre used to be.

[guiltygearalonecompl]

27 Mormons can't take a fucking joke

[Punktowner]

SUPER!

[commissarmanul]

Hilarious

[OrderedChaos010]

I want my free necronomicon. Where can I find my local chapter of Cthulhu cultists?

[Jionunez7]

@OrderedChaos010 I believe you wait for them to come to you

[rincewin]

This is the best video I've ever seen! This was really, really well done guys!

[templepriest]

This is nonsense!

The Old God will not come unless you PROPERLY pronounce his name.

K-TOO -LOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aroyals]

@templepriest it has a "th" in it...

as in "this", go back to school

[xX3lusiv3Xx]

@templepriest

HAHAHA you must be retarded.

[Cidantis]

the necronomicon is a work of fiction written in the 1920's

[kingsarbkota]

I've heard there's only 1 real Necronomicon and a whole lot of fakes. How can I be sure I'm dealing with the real thing? What do they mean by "terrifying vistas of reality?" Anyone with answers feel free to msg me here or at jimbo2sweet@yahoo.com

[aroyals]

@kingsarbkota no, they are all fake. some people think that the "real" 1 was written about 700bc by a mad arab (who's name i forget)

the father of modern horror fiction; H.P Lovecraft (stephen king's inspiraton), made up the concept of the Necronomicon as well as the mad arab who supposedly wrote it, but again some people believe it's true and have turned it into a religion :S

apparently they aren't anything like how HPL depicts them and i'm still making my way through his works b4 i read any Ns

[TheRandomguy112]

GET YOUR COPY TODAY!

[ThatDraiGuy]

ive been looking for a copy of it i saw one at booksamillion one but i was christian then i wander if they still have some anyway funny vid

[SuicidalNun]

Win

[rorrimsalucard]

i want my copy

[HardcoreTim1]

Where did you get that book!

[badadvicegoodtimes]

@HardcoreTim1 Made it.

[MagicalTrumpy]

@badadvicegoodtimes wow, how long did that take??

[badadvicegoodtimes]

@MagicalTrumpy The prop is an old German bible. I inverted the cover and removed the gold leaf type. The shapes embossed on the cover were completely random and visually perfect. There are a few pages I made myself with images of Cthulhu and such. The prop was made for another project concerning a Latin translation of the Necronomicon. In the story, the case is retro-fit from an M1919 ammunition case by allied soldiers who liberate the book from the Nazis at the end of WW2.

[MagicalTrumpy]

@badadvicegoodtimes that's amazing, what an awesome project

[boonies4u]

@badadvicegoodtimes

How many of the pages actually have text on them?

[99emobunnies]

Don't get ripped off ordering it! I got my copy at Chapters for 4 bucks~

[sjlume]

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[mahantheman]

@ealhelm ZOMG!!! 23?!?!? 23 dislikes 2+3=5! fnord 2/3=.666.  Thanks Jung your the best.

[cromlek]

Abdul Alhazrad ,The Necronomicon and all the Gods contained within are bollocks. Completely made up fantasy by HP Lovecraft and his mates.

[TheCrazyTalkKid]

@cromlek That's culturally insensitive.

[enigmatically]

@cromlek - one person's fantasy is another person's reality...the same thing could be said about The Book of Mormon or the Quran or the Bible, so to each their own.

[PAULFLURRY]

somebody please help me... how do you get your free necronomicon???????? i went to that webside but couldnt find it.. is this legit, no shipping fees or nothing???

[CanadaSpaceman]

Look into the book, "Dead Names: The Dark History of the Necronomicon" (ISBN 0-06-078704-X),it might be in your local library, or you can ask them to order it.

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

Huh, if there is a horrifying grimore of which each spell could destroy the world on its own, shatter the minds of men from the revelation, summoning eldritch abominations from the disgusting shaggoths to the world ending sanity devouring Great Old Ones and do all kinds of destructive mischief at a cosmic scale on sale, I would want to be the first to get one, for the sake of having it.

[LovecraftianLEGO]

1:13

The Necronomicon is SERIOUS BUSINESS

[dustangelanderson]

i want it D: and De Vermis Mysteriis and Unaussprechlichen Kulten too!!!

[abarrathemaster]

the funny is that people truy beleive that the necronomicon is real and put in their new age religon

[ZyioScalebane]

@abarrathemaster People believe the same of the bible....

[pyradius]

Mockery would be a better term, watching the actual Mormon one makes me want to vomit in my mouth.

[theeducatedfool]

I WANT A COPY I WANT A COPY I WANT A COPY!!!

[eckie77]

only "Von unausprechlichen Kulten" is better, because von Junzt wrote in my mothers tongue.

Go on, cultists.

[pandaphil]

But do they throw in the lock as well? When I ordered the Book of Eibon from the Church of Starry Wisdom they tried to charge me an extra $19.95 for the padlock. What a scam!

[CelticGarou]

Are ALL copies written on human skin, with blood as ink? If so, I will totally add that to my 'to read' list

[evelynswad1992]

Lmfao.

:D

[Noise509]

22 people are butt-hurt Mormons

[UnityofRings]

Spot on! Brilliant parody! I want my free Necronomicon.

[rraven16]

the truth about necronomicon is the real book is kept secretly and guarded by the vaticans. you just can't buy it on ebay or what.

those books necronomicon in a web site or something else are fake!!!!!!

[BarbecuedBananas]

@rraven16 Are you joking? The Necronomicon is a fictional book written by H.P. Lovecraft! :)

[23Combat23]

@BarbecuedBananas there are various version circulating on the internet. They might (or might not) be made up not very long ago, but that doesn't necessarily mean they don't work.

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[23Combat23]

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[TheNightsMoon]

3,000 B.C.. Read up on that. Second; I have the completed works of Lovecraft. There is actually a short story called The History Of the Necronomicon. lol, Amazing how people can take a fictional idea and turn it into a religion. Litterally, people have.

[PrincessWordplay]

@TheNightsMoon You must be a fan of Discordianism then?

[xXMasterOfVOODOOXx]

why do i really want to get one of these?

[MagicalTrumpy]

i love the super long dramatic pauses...

[HardbeatAcolyte]

Only vistas, eh...

[MultiFortunatus]

FREE TOILET PAPER!

[Requiemxtoxinnocence]

hell yes, cthluhu and the old ones are the most badass gods ever conceived by man.

[SoleMan117]

(Taken from the files of the Arkham Asylum):

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CTHULHUFTHAGN!

[moomookillertime]

LMAO

[bolddeciever]

Just saw this at the encore performance of the Seattle International Film Festival's Sci-Fi and Fantasy Short Film Festival, and it was definitely the funniest short of the morning.

[badadvicegoodtimes]

@bolddeciever Thanks. Was supposed to be at the show but location scouting tomorrow. Hope the rest of the show was good.

[pandaphil]

@badadvicegoodtimes I was at the Saturday night showing. It was a real treat to see you guys up on the big screen again this year. Congrats!

[Mikeybetts]

@badadvicegoodtimes

damnit, i really wish that the esoteric order of the old ones were real.

i would SO order a copy LOL

[FraterAbdual93]

@Mikeybetts  Well they're is a real Esoteric Order Of Dagon and a cult of cthulhu. Look em up.

[nutellaontoast]

Eh, I've read it. There are some good parts, but it's overrated.

[BCRiccs]

it's more as the book ... the ritual inside works ... and the darkness there ... the darkness and their hosts ... im experienced people about this ... the bible is real and this book too ... if you do not like the trouble then stay away ...

[mshades]

I read the Necronomicon and it changed my life. Now instead of worrying about what may come in the future, I spend my days praying for the sweet kiss of oblivion. Fhtagn!!

[sk4p]

Iä! Iā!

[vishva8kumara]

:D LoLs!!

Cool parody

[UCSPanther20]

Only two things can happen when one reads the necronomicon: Either one goes insane from the forbidden knowledge, or throws their lot in with the darkness.

[TheLolcomments]

better than the shamwow i can tell you that

[Clike666ness]

F'thagn!!!!!!1

[Nyrella]

hahahahah great.

[macsnafu]

Hilarious! The bound and locked book is a nice touch, but you'd still think that the EOOTOO organization would have come out with some cheap miniature editions to pass out. Maybe with those diary-type locks.

[mythlawrk]

Thumbs up if you tried and failed to contact your local chapter of the esoteric order of the old ones and cthulu cultists.

[MegaDemonte]

that is satans book you should not read it it can turn you in to a manson that book can send you one stop to hell on earth and you will go to hell when you die i would not do it if i was some of you people