this is how the most dangerous criminals were sentenced to die many years ago they were sent to chuck norris as sparring partners...human kind thought it was too brutal so they created the electric chair
BREAKING NEWS! Chuck Norris, local Delta Force soldier, has just been shot. Unfortunately the bullet was killed on impact. There will be a ceremony this Monday for the bullet that tried to FUCK with Chuck Norris.
Good thing he didn't roundhouse kick during this video. However, he accidentally did it once, in Russia. The us and Russia governments covered this up as the Tsar bomba.
There are two type of people in the world: THOSE WHO LIKE CHUCK, AND THISE WHO DON'T....THOSE WHO DON'T CAN KISS MY BIG WHITE AMERICAN ASS!!!!....LOL..:)
yea yea chuck norris is supposed to be badass but the truth is hes no stronger then any kickboxer of kung fu master and quite frankly if i were to shoot him with a gun he would die, thats the truth..deal with it
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can make Hello Kitty smile
julianwrighthornet32 5 days ago
O:42 direct Bottom Burp on the head is lethal!
CloudsBeyond 6 days ago
Chuck Norris can play guitar hero whit one finger.
nekuxxxx 1 week ago
when the soldiers signed up to serve their country they didnt expect Chuck Norries
boyoftrick90 1 week ago
this is training day #2.657 for Chuck Norris jokers class 101. At night he shuts down the camp and does all the stuff you guys say he does.
schuriken 2 weeks ago
chuck can do this in his sleep
BrandonDime 3 weeks ago
A very venomous snake bit Chuck Norris, three excruciatingly painful days later the snake died.
The1WERD 3 weeks ago 2
Rule 34
Chuck Norris is the exception.
Grabpowa 4 weeks ago
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My father had never seen Chuck's movies but he know him. As god, he never seen him but he know who it is.
P.S: This movie is dedicated to all the walk-on-part who died during it. And after.
wallisliku986 4 weeks ago
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wallisliku986 4 weeks ago
this is how the most dangerous criminals were sentenced to die many years ago they were sent to chuck norris as sparring partners...human kind thought it was too brutal so they created the electric chair
bangermccrusher 1 month ago 3
This is a training camp for chuck's daughters ex boyfriends..and chuck felt the need to teach them some manners when dating his daughters
SuperEnterprise01 1 month ago
BREAKING NEWS! Chuck Norris, local Delta Force soldier, has just been shot. Unfortunately the bullet was killed on impact. There will be a ceremony this Monday for the bullet that tried to FUCK with Chuck Norris.
HelloMaster50 1 month ago 3
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Redrumx21 1 month ago 6
@Redrumx21
LMFAO!!!! XD
smcneal057 1 month ago
scorpion (mk) learns this special move from chuck norris at 1:00
samskull94 1 month ago
Chuck Norris fucked a truck - 9 months later Optimus Prime was born
bfine123 1 month ago 4
chuck norris doesn't kill because he is death
Hugoj33 1 month ago 2
chuck norris doesnt need training, training needs chuck norris.
jamesbond7477 1 month ago
0:06 This guy must be fly to the eternity
marchrabbit85 1 month ago
If Chuck Norris were in Delta Force, Black Hawk never gonna down, or he killed the whole city alone lol
marchrabbit85 1 month ago
Chuck norris goes left on super mario
paparadeliko 1 month ago 4
Good thing he didn't roundhouse kick during this video. However, he accidentally did it once, in Russia. The us and Russia governments covered this up as the Tsar bomba.
yashisawsome 1 month ago 2
too bad he's not training he's teaching them
zombiewarrior225 1 month ago
This song plays when chuck norris takes a shit.
doodogger 1 month ago
When Chuck Norris sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.
loveyogirl25 1 month ago
There are two type of people in the world: THOSE WHO LIKE CHUCK, AND THISE WHO DON'T....THOSE WHO DON'T CAN KISS MY BIG WHITE AMERICAN ASS!!!!....LOL..:)
akrocuba 1 month ago
@akrocuba why would anyone want to kiss your big white donkey??? BTW Chuck Norris jokes are just stupid
27thlegion 1 month ago
@27thlegion ..WTF are you talking about???
akrocuba 1 month ago
@akrocuba you said anyone who doesn't like chuck norris jokes can kiss you big white ass (which means donkey)
27thlegion 1 month ago
mijn held
Pakzout 1 month ago
This is actually the video he sent to his daughters boyfriend.
james77se7en 1 month ago 4
Bird is not The Word Chuck Norris Is
coldcut10045 2 months ago
chuck norris isent god if he was god he would come and smack my head against the keyboardkjgasdfkvascagyefikjhagsdflasgdflojhgdsf
mailund3550 2 months ago
This is the next MW3 DLC. The only way to download it, is to beat Chuck. Sadly no one can.
Judgementxxx 2 months ago
if this is how Chuck Norris treats his friends. Just imagine what he does to his enemies : )
straightfromthephone 2 months ago 5
Ja ha take that DEVGRU! They ptobably don't have the most badass person training them! >:D
TheCommenter71 2 months ago
the 2 people on the dislike bar are either the THE bravest or they're dead already
Ahmedbohamad 2 months ago
@Ahmedbohamad or their Chuck Norris
MartialArts247 2 months ago
this is what happens when you put the dislikes in.He just trakes you down and makes you pay
SuperEnterprise01 2 months ago
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Chuck Norris is just an idiot.. hang on, someone is on my door
ladose1000 2 months ago
Don't Fuck with Chuck
guitardc59 2 months ago
yea yea chuck norris is supposed to be badass but the truth is hes no stronger then any kickboxer of kung fu master and quite frankly if i were to shoot him with a gun he would die, thats the truth..deal with it
benny6555 3 months ago 2
@benny6555 why havent you thought about suicide yet
TAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 3 months ago
@TAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
no need
benny6555 3 months ago
@benny6555
Chuck is merely a mere Mortal
Michel0555 2 months ago
They all died afterward !
colombian1987 3 months ago
If I was them and he pointed and said you I would say "no thanks I'm just gonna stay here."
jcamp84 3 months ago
This isnt training, its torture
amduke8 4 months ago 2
i love how he's supposed to teach these recruits how to fight, yet all he does is beat them up. i guess he's teaching them how to take a beating.
Skac01 4 months ago 2
he kills whole fucking army :p
1985SonnyCrockett 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you believe that Chuck Norris should be the next american president!!
SuperEnterprise01 4 months ago
@SuperEnterprise01 How can i say no...
marchrabbit85 1 month ago
chuck norris is just playing, the other guys are fighting for real. If chuck fight for real nobody was alive
NICOTOUR3000 4 months ago 2
Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stairs down words till he gets the information he needs.
jandsbfan 4 months ago
i like how hes compassionately maiming these recruits.
GiggleHz 4 months ago
what you guys dont know is that chuck is a sleepwalker....he was actually sleeping while beating those special forces dudes
bangermccrusher 4 months ago
Chuck's breakfast
Heor4 4 months ago
Chuck Norris é do Caralhoooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
cs900100 5 months ago
1:13 LOOOOOOL the sound of the head
sixamaras 6 months ago
Chuck Norris started to workout on the Total Gym and the Total Gym quite due to exhaustion.
alphacause 7 months ago
Chuck Norris doesnt even need training, he just needs people to get roundhouse kicked
FliPf13 7 months ago
When chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't move the world just moves under him
j090182 8 months ago
chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad
WoWrofllolz 8 months ago
Dude if I was there and Chuck Norris stared at me and said "You" I would get my pants all dirty.
Mazmorrero2 8 months ago
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
SPIDERKARATE94 9 months ago
all of these guys woke up took a shit and then now just ate it
MEATBALLMADNESMOVIES 9 months ago
my dady is great isn't he?
MirrorevO 11 months ago 2
Badass
aoeuuiaiui 1 year ago
Chuck Norris knows Victorias secret
guiness161 1 year ago 62
@guiness161
I think every man knows that....
smcneal057 1 month ago
I like to see him in Soviet Russia.
speedyguydima 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
EnglishTea87 1 year ago 75