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  • Chuck Norris can make Hello Kitty smile

  • O:42 direct Bottom Burp on the head is lethal!

  • Chuck Norris can play guitar hero whit one finger.

  • when the soldiers signed up to serve their country they didnt expect Chuck Norries

  • this is training day #2.657 for Chuck Norris jokers class 101. At night he shuts down the camp and does all the stuff you guys say he does.

  • chuck can do this in his sleep

  • A very venomous snake bit Chuck Norris, three excruciatingly painful days later the snake died.

  • Rule 34

    Chuck Norris is the exception.

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  • this is how the most dangerous criminals were sentenced to die many years ago they were sent to chuck norris as sparring partners...human kind thought it was too brutal so they created the electric chair

  • This is a training camp for chuck's daughters ex boyfriends..and chuck felt the need to teach them some manners when dating his daughters

  • BREAKING NEWS! Chuck Norris, local Delta Force soldier, has just been shot. Unfortunately the bullet was killed on impact. There will be a ceremony this Monday for the bullet that tried to FUCK with Chuck Norris.

  • They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

  • @Redrumx21

    LMFAO!!!! XD

  • scorpion (mk) learns this special move from chuck norris at 1:00

  • Chuck Norris fucked a truck - 9 months later Optimus Prime was born

  • chuck norris doesn't kill because he is death

  • chuck norris doesnt need training, training needs chuck norris.

  • 0:06 This guy must be fly to the eternity

  • If Chuck Norris were in Delta Force, Black Hawk never gonna down, or he killed the whole city alone lol

  • Chuck norris goes left on super mario

  • Good thing he didn't roundhouse kick during this video. However, he accidentally did it once, in Russia. The us and Russia governments covered this up as the Tsar bomba.

  • too bad he's not training he's teaching them

  • This song plays when chuck norris takes a shit.

  • When Chuck Norris sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.

  • There are two type of people in the world: THOSE WHO LIKE CHUCK, AND THISE WHO DON'T....THOSE WHO DON'T CAN KISS MY BIG WHITE AMERICAN ASS!!!!....LOL..:)

  • @akrocuba why would anyone want to kiss your big white donkey??? BTW Chuck Norris jokes are just stupid

  • @27thlegion ..WTF are you talking about???

  • @akrocuba you said anyone who doesn't like chuck norris jokes can kiss you big white ass (which means donkey)

  • mijn held

  • This is actually the video he sent to his daughters boyfriend.

  • Bird is not The Word Chuck Norris Is

  • chuck norris isent god if he was god he would come and smack my head against the keyboardkjgasdfkvascagyefikjha­gsdflasgdflojhgdsf

  • This is the next MW3 DLC. The only way to download it, is to beat Chuck. Sadly no one can.

  • if this is how Chuck Norris treats his friends. Just imagine what he does to his enemies : )

  • Ja ha take that DEVGRU! They ptobably don't have the most badass person training them! >:D

  • the 2 people on the dislike bar are either the THE bravest or they're dead already

  • @Ahmedbohamad or their Chuck Norris

  • this is what happens when you put the dislikes in.He just trakes you down and makes you pay

  • Don't Fuck with Chuck

  • yea yea chuck norris is supposed to be badass but the truth is hes no stronger then any kickboxer of kung fu master and quite frankly if i were to shoot him with a gun he would die, thats the truth..deal with it

  • @benny6555 why havent you thought about suicide yet

  • @benny6555

    Chuck is merely a mere Mortal

  • They all died afterward !

  • If I was them and he pointed and said you I would say "no thanks I'm just gonna stay here."

  • This isnt training, its torture 

  • i love how he's supposed to teach these recruits how to fight, yet all he does is beat them up. i guess he's teaching them how to take a beating.

  • he kills whole fucking army :p

  • Thumbs up if you believe that Chuck Norris should be the next american president!!

  • @SuperEnterprise01 How can i say no...

  • chuck norris is just playing, the other guys are fighting for real. If chuck fight for real nobody was alive

  • Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stairs down words till he gets the information he needs.

  • i like how hes compassionately maiming these recruits.

  • what you guys dont know is that chuck is a sleepwalker....he was actually sleeping while beating those special forces dudes

  • Chuck's breakfast

  • Chuck Norris é do Caralhoooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo !

  • 1:13 LOOOOOOL the sound of the head

  • Chuck Norris started to workout on the Total Gym and the Total Gym quite due to exhaustion.

  • Chuck Norris doesnt even need training, he just needs people to get roundhouse kicked

  • When chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't move the world just moves under him

  • chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad

  • Dude if I was there and Chuck Norris stared at me and said "You" I would get my pants all dirty.

  • Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

  • all of these guys woke up took a shit and then now just ate it

  • my dady is great isn't he?

  • Badass

    

  • Chuck Norris knows Victorias secret

  • @guiness161

    I think every man knows that....

  • I like to see him in Soviet Russia.

  • Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

    

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