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  • Can I get the lyrics to this? :P

  • This was crazy funny!

  • Is Steve Martin atheist? Just curious.

  • Why is there a lot of religous bullshit in the comments. All this crap about the existence of god has nothing to do with this, Its a fucking comedy song. Leave your religous crap for conversations with your own people, all your going to do here is cause problems

  • Kierkegaard was a Christian Existentialist.

  • Perfection. Absolute perfection. Anyone who can find this offensive searches way too hard to find insults (and he insults everybody, so they all cancel each other out).

  • notice at 2:02 the red lights dim and they look like Stars of David! how's that for irony!! haha... love this song!!! Steve Martin is a legend!

  • Can anyone name an atheist blues song? I'd like to hear it.

  • @niltomega that it's the point of the joke or i think so :P

  • I'm a Christian, and I might think this is funny, but I can't understand most of the the words... Are the lyrics posted anywhere???

  • IRONIC... but it's the deluded, SUV-drivin', MEGA-church worshipin', WAL-Mart shoppin', NRA-lovin', over-weight and bloated CHRISTIAN HYPOCRITES who park their lard-laden asses in their double-wide LAZY-BOYZ... starin' LIKE SHEEP IN HEADLIGHTS at their super-wide-screens, decked out like doofuses in their NFL-approved, over-priced size XXXL jerseys... chippin n' dippin their lives away.

    PRAY for 'em because they are yearnin' for... the elusive JAY-SUS?... the RUPTURE?... nope... NASCAR!!!

  • @NooGods Best comment ever.

  • @TheBiAtheist Well... i know it's a wee bit "stereotypical" (heh, heh), but having grown up in "the bible belt"... the Land of Kudzu and KKKrosses... there's more than several grains of truth contained in that diatribe:-)

    If these deluded folks only had a clue... but since the jesus myth has been hammered into their brains from childhood, and reinforced culturally in every possible way... very unlikely.

    Cheers to all who seek... not parroting the myths thrust upon them!

  • @NooGods What state do you live in? I'm in Georgia. They act like Jesus was born here.

  • @TheBiAtheist Not to start a personal dialogue on this thread... but since you asked, we moved to Colorado 5 years ago... and i grew up in Atlanta. Colorado has it's "red-neck" conservative, NRA-lemming, bible-thumpers in the rural areas and smaller cities (esp. Colorado Springs... crass mega-church capital!), but not as obnoxious or obese:-)

  • @NooGods I live 45 minutes south of Atlanta. I know exactly what you mean.

  • @NooGods Hate much?

  • As a committed Christian, I take it as tongue-in-cheek. I think it's hilarious!

  • "watch football in thier underpants>"  lol

  • Hilarious!

  • This is an absolute hoot! ;o) Hope to go to Merlefest this year - I wish Steve would be there...

  • Or just click my channel, if you want to see a good atheist song.

  • :P Atheist Songs are normally comical actually, look up "Ted Haggard is Completely Heterosexual" if you're interested. ;)

  • why were ppl refunded their money at a steve martin show recently???

  • I love it! Yes we have rock and roll!

  • Brilliant! Athesists don't have much of anything. 

  • Steve Martin is a good Freethinker and Vegetarian. But has nobody told him about the Symphony Of Science by John Boswell?

  • atheism>agnostic

  • @LordCbass yeah. an agnostic is just a lazy atheist.

  • It is true... I always spell god with a lower case.

  • I wasn't apologizing. I was taking the time to use more words so I could walk you through what I said the first time.

  • @dunbar9finger you can't take back apologies. thats rude

  • @LordCbass The only place I made an apology was in your imagination. I'm taking back nothing. But feel free to keep right on lying if it makes you feel better - you know - like how the underpinning of all religion works.

  • @dunbar9finger I see you like denial. But feel free to keep right on lying if it makes you feel better - you know - like how the underpinning of all religion works.

  • @LordCbass victory for me, I'm atheist

  • @dunbar9finger god (pun intended) your dumb.

  • @LordCbass What about my dumb? My dumb what?

  • @dunbar9finger hahaha, you. are. dumb.

  • @LordCbass - Keep in mind that the context of my statement was in response to your attempt to post as if "he's agnostic" was somehow a correction to the post I made. That's why I presumed you were operating under the incorrect definitions that make it seem as if the two are mutually exclusive. If you were operating under the correct definitions, then you'd have no reason to "correct" what I said.

  • Hahahaha. Im having this played at my funeral

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  • @ChiSportsNut18 You're upset because someone openly expresses their lack of belief in a god??? Yet, you feel perfectly entitled to express your lutheraneism? :O

    Can you not hear how bigotted that sounds?

  • @ChiSportsNut18 - what an incredibly horrible and un-American attitude. You don't think someone should even express their beliefs or lack thereof? The fact that you'd judge someone for such a thing shows clearly that you haven't understood a word that your supposed Savior said. Shame on you! Shame! You don't deserve to live in the land of the free, and if there is a heaven, you may well find yourself denied entry due to your small-mindedness.

  • @TheMrCompletely

    I'm sorry. What I said was rude and uncalled for to any viewers of this video. I was in a bad mood and feeling tired when I typed in what I did. There's no harm in it now because my comment got erased.

  • @ChiSportsNut18 Oh - well, OK. I was jus' havin' a li'l fun!!

  • @TheMrCompletely OK - write that in verse - set a melody to it - and get out there with your own banjo!! Prove him [Steve, of course] wrong!! That channel I can subscribe to!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Haha. No. This song is not anti atheist. I am a very strong atheist, but I can recognize satire when I hear it. I was laughing so hard at this!

  • To all the idiots who think this song is anti-atheist.  Steve Martin wrote it and he IS an atheist. This was meant as self-deprecating humor.

  • @dunbar9finger he's agnostic

  • @LordCbass I never said he can't be an agnostic. I said he was an atheist. Are you one of those people operating under the misconception that "atheist" and "agnostic' are mutually exclusive? Well, as someone who IS both, I can tell you you're wrong. Most of the time the misconception that they're exclusive comes from an incorrect definition of "atheism" that presumes "I don't believe in god" is identical to "I believe god is disproven." They're not.

  • @dunbar9finger you did not state that he was agnostic regardless of your aloof statement

  • @LordCbass Of course I didn't mention it - for the same reason I didn't mention his favorite color or what kind of car he drives - because just like those things, his agnosticism is irrelevant to the point I was making that this was a song written BY an atheist. (The fact that it's an atheist who also happens to be an agnostic too wasn't worth mentioning because agnosticism doesn't preclude atheism.)

  • @dunbar9finger apology accepted

  • is steve martin atheist?

  • @jubjub444 good question is he?

  • @jubjub444 Does it matter? Would you like him less?

  • @matthewtaylorbrown i would like him more!

  • this almost makes up for him being such an asshole.....in his defense, its hard to stay happy when the majority of the world are crazy religious psychos

  • I wish Steve Martin still did stand up. This is hilarious!!!!

  • i can't understand a single word... can someone help me out?

  • I'm an agnostic-atheist and I think this song is pretty funny!

  • You've probably been told this before but...

    it's "atheist".

  • Four words might be enough to debunk this song: "Imagine all the people..."

  • @MitchLampert Why do you wanna debunk SATIRE? I LOVE it!

  • @MitchLampert

    lolwut?

  • @Skrothn : I was using John Lenon's song "Imagine", which is well liked by a lot of atheists, as an example to counter the ideas that "atheists only sing the blues".

  • @MitchLampert

    Oh. That makes sense. It still sucks that everyone always thinks of atheists as sad or angry people that like to argue. I kind of make it worse too since I am usually angry and like to argue :( But I think that attributes to everyone, and not just atheists.

  • this is hilarious.

  • always loooved Steve :-)

  • That was so funny

  • Fabulous -

  • This IS funny!

  • Brillaint!

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  • That was awesome! Steve Martin is great!

  • LMAO. OMG, this is priceless. I love Steve Martin now.

  • This is funny?

  • This is awesome! You must have been front row! We were back at the campsite and heard it on the radio...so cool to see it on you tube. Nice video.

  • Yo, damnthedog -- fix the spelling of "Atheists" in your video title -- it will make it easier for folks to find your version, which is the clearest and best on YouTube.

  • Great fun Nancy, it's really nice to hear you giggling away as well lol...

    Mark......

  • @gerdenshed I was definitely giggling! But this is not my vid, Mark! Very glad to find that somebody captured this moment!  NAncy

  • It was HILARIOUS!!! He had us in tears! So glad you caught this!!!

    NAncy

  • @merlefest2010

    Oops I thought this was your video Nancy ;0)

    Mark....

  • nice! thanks!

  • I was There ! It was Great !

    Thanks !

  • THANK you for posting this!! I want to learn this song! I was there, and looks like somewhere right near you. You didn't by any chance get video of the back of that bass, did you?? If so, please post!!

  • YAY! Thanks for posting this. I love me some Steve Martin!!!

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