once, on the U.S./Canadian border Chuck Norris decided to take a piss in the wilderness. we now know these historic puddles of piss as the 5 Great Lakes
best part's the end, where he calmly pulls his legs out of the windshield (with no harm to him, might I add) walks around to the driver's seat, and whispers quietly... "yes"
Chuck Norris is so special, his effects in this scene are not special effects, although they are in fact special, because they are from him. You could call them extraordinary effects effects instead.
That car did not stop because of the driver, it stopped out of shear fear of Chuck Norris. Regardless of that the driver was gonna get a heaping serving of Falcon Kick either way.
@bboyrulz the whole universe explodes and all the planets shatter to dust, killing anything thing and everything in its path. Captain Falcon's whole right half of his body collapses and then Chuck Norris pokes the remains of Captain Falcon to then, also, shatter them to dust. Chuck Norris then goes on to clone himself, but less powerful versions and the rebuilds the universe. The Chuck Norris clones then rebel against the real Chuck Norris and then Chuck Norris kills them all. The end.
@bboyrulz the whole universe explodes and all the planets shatter to dust, killing anything thing and everything in its path. Captain Falcon's whole right half of his body collapses and then Chuck Norris pokes the remains of Captain Falcon to then, also, shatter them to dust. Chuck Norris then goes on to clone himself, but less powerful versions and then rebuilds the universe. The Chuck Norris clones then rebel against the real Chuck Norris and then Chuck Norris kills them all. The end.
DUH!!! the special effects were in the fact that the car didn't explode when Chuck looked at it. In order to do this, they gave Chuck 10 times the lethal dose of cyanide.
Hah everyone knows that captain falcon learned the Falcon Punch when combining his power with chuck noris' thus creating the attack Falcon Punch and Falcon Kick.
We certainly arent going to never know if we are alone in the universe cos if there are aliens they certainly know everything about us and they must be certainly afraid of that there's Chuck Norris and his legs.
@ShadowChippy Chuck Norris went into the future, put on a helmet and a jump suit, Jumped into a F-Zero race and became captain falcon who, if you have seen the series can create an explosion the size of the milky way with a single punch...
Bruce Lee can win tic-tac-toe in 2 moves, Captain Falcon only needs 1, but Chuck Norris wins in 0 moves because the pencil and paper are too terrified to play.
Cool!!
bm2309 3 weeks ago
Lol you should've made him say "C'mon!" when the car was coming.
whatdouthink96 1 month ago
THE DRIVER EXPLODED XDXD
Mistermaster1099 1 month ago
fuck you chuck norris fuck you.
MegaGreendayfan101 1 month ago
cause his american thats why. i bet if his a person with a different race he gets bashed
andrtaker 2 months ago
@andrtaker Chuck norris aint american, hes just Chuck Norris!
crazypete341 1 month ago
i dont know why people make all those jokes about chuck norris, can someone explaine me plZ?
xDiiCeR 2 months ago
Chuck Vs Car, Chuck 1 Car 0.
melia1101 2 months ago
the special effect is that the driver didn't explode
SuperGorak 2 months ago
I'm not a pro but when there is a falcon kick or punch doesn't it do a fire bird
memeloveable 2 months ago
once, on the U.S./Canadian border Chuck Norris decided to take a piss in the wilderness. we now know these historic puddles of piss as the 5 Great Lakes
MrJayraydaman 2 months ago
screw chuck norris he sucks
captain falcon is more beast than this actor
xxba01 2 months ago
gay
SAD33333333333333 3 months ago
i didn't see no special effects did anyone else
whiteyovsoton 3 months ago
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hewieQ 3 months ago
That's chuck norris ....Nope Chuck Testa
gansterlicous 3 months ago
wait so if i say... chuck norris is stupid hang on thiers someone at my door... i get thumbs up?
AKshotss 4 months ago
The guy in the car didn't push the brakes. The car stopped because of its fear of Chuck Norris.
TheCatholic143 4 months ago
i tried to get to the new video but it said it wasn't available
damprumpan 4 months ago
38 ppl were killed by Chuck Norris
NaxxoZL15 4 months ago
man chuck norris is ba
Efemelmore 5 months ago
we all know it, Captain Falcon is just Chuck Norris with a helmet on :DDDDD
TheMicoGirl 5 months ago
I was thinking about this, would it really work?
hodenkrampf3 5 months ago
y did the guy stop the car he should have just turned to the right
XxballertownXx 5 months ago
@XxballertownXx he didn't the car stopped out of fear of Chuck Norris
123reef1 3 months ago
And I ran
I ran so very far away!
I just ran.
I ran all night and day...
I couldn't get away.
BludnmunyProductions 5 months ago
LOL
sWEEtmiripink 5 months ago
anonymous youtubers disliked this for reasons known only by themselves.
Shut Up with That Joke
CAepicreviews 6 months ago
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BigFootballFan100 6 months ago
This is the best Falcon Kick on the Internet.
derekcwly 6 months ago
Chuck norris is going 2 die soon >:)
Lucvesjr19 6 months ago
@Lucvesjr19 Hes Never going to die bro.
FortressGaming 6 months ago
@Lucvesjr19 nope.
p1r6t30fr0ck 6 months ago
@Lucvesjr19 Chuck Norris already died but the death is too scared to tell him about this.
Nur4mon 4 months ago
Captain Falcon uses Falcon Kick Chuck Norris uses Roundhouse Kick
kirbyfan1005 6 months ago
Weres is the speccial effects?
adrte444 6 months ago
if was chuck norris, the special effects should be the world exploding.
ClaudioProductionsX 6 months ago
He doesnt use the falcon kick, He uses the CHUCK NORRIS KICK!
SkullRiderVideos 7 months ago
Wow, that dude in the car is DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
videocritic2463 7 months ago
CHuck Norris learned Falcon Kick
Ramson46 7 months ago
@Ramson46 Falcon Kick obsolete with Roundhouse KICK!!!
videocritic2463 7 months ago
@Ramson46 no falcon kick learned chuck norris
blazor09 7 months ago
This video is fake, that car would've exploded if Chuck Norris REALLY did a falcon kick.
lukestermnac 7 months ago 4
Chuck Norris Killed 5 ghosts in the process of his double falcon kicks
DarkArchon656 7 months ago
They say jesus culd walk on water....well chuck norris can swim thru solid land.
Kasume666 7 months ago
best part's the end, where he calmly pulls his legs out of the windshield (with no harm to him, might I add) walks around to the driver's seat, and whispers quietly... "yes"
Mahogany284 8 months ago
chuck norris sleeps with the light on. Not cause hes scared of the dark, but the dark is scared of him.
skatermaster10000 8 months ago
Chuck Norris is so special, his effects in this scene are not special effects, although they are in fact special, because they are from him. You could call them extraordinary effects effects instead.
MrOrmanley 8 months ago
chuck is awesome!
RainDeadX 8 months ago
Give me a link to a video with an idea and I might just edit it and post it up :3
darklink09 8 months ago 21
@darklink09 Chuck norris falcon kicked him... And then he's gonna falcon kick me, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD...
hotpapilatino253 2 months ago
the only special effects used here were those to make the guy in the car appear alive
LuxOccuIta 8 months ago 135
@LuxOccuIta ROFLMFAO! Greatest thing I've ever read.
sinnerthespinner 8 months ago
@LuxOccuIta damn that made my day my week my whole life! xD
Marth123465 1 month ago
@LuxOccuIta no. they made it look less epic. HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT?
sacktheargonian 2 weeks ago
oh i see, you used the effect so the explosion not showing on the video?
mugenrider754 8 months ago
Chuck Norris, first air-born and land weapon of mass destruction.
USSafeguard 8 months ago
i hear the movie Rambo:First Blood was inspired by Chuck Norris's experiences as a Boy Scout
BadassPandas 8 months ago
That car did not stop because of the driver, it stopped out of shear fear of Chuck Norris. Regardless of that the driver was gonna get a heaping serving of Falcon Kick either way.
Zero2267 8 months ago
CHUCK NORRIS CAN FLY!! :D
legowolfmindstorms 9 months ago
mayham is proud lol
SHYBOYKUN22 9 months ago
Why the hell did the driver break his car.
zaLkran 9 months ago
Don't worry: he's Chuck!
Punciatrololol 9 months ago
this video is a lie, the car was supposed to explode.
thegreatbigty 9 months ago
what happens if chucknorris's roundhouse kicks collide wif a falcon punch??
bboyrulz 9 months ago
@bboyrulz it woud tear up the fabric of the universe
TheVictoream 9 months ago
@bboyrulz the whole universe explodes and all the planets shatter to dust, killing anything thing and everything in its path. Captain Falcon's whole right half of his body collapses and then Chuck Norris pokes the remains of Captain Falcon to then, also, shatter them to dust. Chuck Norris then goes on to clone himself, but less powerful versions and the rebuilds the universe. The Chuck Norris clones then rebel against the real Chuck Norris and then Chuck Norris kills them all. The end.
BeenieBomb 9 months ago
@bboyrulz the whole universe explodes and all the planets shatter to dust, killing anything thing and everything in its path. Captain Falcon's whole right half of his body collapses and then Chuck Norris pokes the remains of Captain Falcon to then, also, shatter them to dust. Chuck Norris then goes on to clone himself, but less powerful versions and then rebuilds the universe. The Chuck Norris clones then rebel against the real Chuck Norris and then Chuck Norris kills them all. The end.
BeenieBomb 9 months ago
@supermec06 ur funney:)
seliiiiiim 9 months ago
those effects where an insult to what Chuck Norris would actually do
blahcomando 9 months ago
Dude the Chuck Norris those were no specail effects
Jayfam09 9 months ago
No way he can cut his legs in the glass, he's Chuck Norris, God damn it!!!
slim240293 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Where are the special effects?
sebeb93 9 months ago
so why did the guy stop the car?
CoryCDS 9 months ago
@CoryCDS He didn't. It stopped of it's own accord when it saw Chuck Norris charging it.
TsunamiRoar 9 months ago
those weren't affects silly goose, thats just chuck norris
cpman60 9 months ago
those weren't affects siily goose, thats just chuck norris
cpman60 9 months ago
Captain Chuck falcon norris
XMETALGEARS59X 9 months ago
@XMETALGEARS59X aka: falcon norris
pollotierrez 9 months ago
The special effects was not about the kick, It was that they were able to put Chuck Norris on video.
HidanTheBadass 10 months ago
オーマイゴットなハニースペシャルだな
smkb6233 10 months ago
where are the effects?
takis7123 10 months ago
@takis7123 From 0:20 to 0:24
JimtendoDS 10 months ago
@JimtendoDS i know just i keep the spirit of chuvk norris alive so i don't see the effects
takis7123 10 months ago
hahahahahahahahahhehehhehehehhehuhuhuhuhhahahahahahahahaha SHOW ya moves.
eLfuTaChee 10 months ago
walker did you kick this man walker: umm no....
TheInvinciblespartan 10 months ago
I wonder what dimension that guy that got kicked is in now.
ionlycomment1231 10 months ago
@ionlycomment1231 he didn't get kicked to another dimension....he got kicked from every dimension...
CallOfTheVoid 10 months ago 2
That was like meeting Jesus lol. XD
heymrhimr 10 months ago
So much glass went up his ass...
Chivero928 10 months ago
holy shit that is wining
jasper4youfromme 10 months ago
lame
metal50231 10 months ago
owned lmao
GildedDelta 11 months ago
Chuck Norris is a Republican... YUCK!
alifeofreason 11 months ago
Chuck norris is BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kzar5678 11 months ago
Chuck Norris is GAY
CJVStudios 11 months ago
@CJVStudios In another dimension probably...
oOAngelNitkuOo 11 months ago
Chuck norris didnt break the window The window commited suicide when he saw chuck norris
vianeycharles 11 months ago
shoulda showed him a moose ಠ_ಠ
jasenrooks2001 11 months ago
@jasenrooks2001 fyi it's "show me your moves" not moose. though i did lol when i read your comment.
TheIrishCanuck 11 months ago
@TheIrishCanuck ಠ_ಠ
jasenrooks2001 11 months ago
What effects?
Throwedcat 11 months ago
@Throwedcat
DUH!!! the special effects were in the fact that the car didn't explode when Chuck looked at it. In order to do this, they gave Chuck 10 times the lethal dose of cyanide.
calebh220 11 months ago
lol super epic.
FRMOutsideSpace 11 months ago
awesome music lolz
boorelius 1 year ago
Lawlz. My grandmother met Chuck Norris in person.
metroidfan29 1 year ago
.... Hey! I actually have that movie!
AshinoxVG 1 year ago
That was like Kamen Rider ChuckNorris so that was a rider kick
pinoyhellahoy 1 year ago
he shouldnt ask chuck so show him his moves
xxAlexLoves182xx 1 year ago
That's not Chuck Norris. If that was him, the car would have exploded when he just glanced at it.
SushiMaster82 1 year ago
I thought this would be with special effects?
1996ekrem 1 year ago 160
FFS every video i go on 4 looking at falcon punch/kick it has that gay voice
NotoriousRazz 1 year ago
@NotoriousRazz cause thats captain falcon, what are you expecting?
jonezy1234 1 year ago
@jonezy1234 a chicken on a areoplane
NotoriousRazz 1 year ago
@NotoriousRazz lol maybe because thats captain falcons voice :P fail
Skillerguy45 1 year ago
Hmmm... where is the effects?
oOAngelNitkuOo 1 year ago 2
def real
mizsoutiger 1 year ago
this guy was an actor blesed with 0.01% of the power of Chucknorris if the real chuck hit a car like this ... the world can be destroyed
fytspike 1 year ago
this guy was an actor blesed with 0.01% of the power of Chucknorris
fytspike 1 year ago
Chuck was never asked to show his moves after that
warmaker911 1 year ago
Those effects were not from you, they from Chuck Norris. BTW, that kick doesn't even show a fraction of his power. That was one of his warm-ups.
tbsguyguy 1 year ago 2
Hah everyone knows that captain falcon learned the Falcon Punch when combining his power with chuck noris' thus creating the attack Falcon Punch and Falcon Kick.
roty945 1 year ago
We certainly arent going to never know if we are alone in the universe cos if there are aliens they certainly know everything about us and they must be certainly afraid of that there's Chuck Norris and his legs.
omgitsonlyme 1 year ago
The real falcon kick
h0tt0picka 1 year ago
@ReconReda captain falcon deflects it with a falcon kick annihilating the entire galaxy leaving a million years of darkness.......GAME OVER X_X
thelinkonar 1 year ago
@ReconReda foolish and naive child.....captain falcon will falcon punch you to hell xP
thelinkonar 1 year ago
captain falcon is better than chuck norris xD
thelinkonar 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is a pansy.
LeeroyJenkinsstudio 1 year ago
@LeeroyJenkinsstudio no one will ever love you
123nickjoe 9 months ago
@123nickjoe Cool story bro.
LeeroyJenkinsstudio 9 months ago
Leading Dental specialists claim that they can kill 99.9% of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he wants.
EggProds 1 year ago
Chuck Norris...
Pommesman44 1 year ago
Pwned... :-)
iSvoby 1 year ago
Norris kicccckkk!!! vs Falcon Pwwaaanch!!
Pureflamez20 1 year ago
@Pureflamez20 OMG your gonna get us killed if that happens! what are you insane?
vequense 1 year ago
SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS!
lyue1996 1 year ago
Chuck Norris broke the glass of the car TWICE, and its not done by cameras!
macrochipss 1 year ago
i think that was ike in the car, brought to the real world to be killed by chuck norris. for chuck mains roy in both melee AND brawl.
DoGmAnGuY1758 1 year ago
Who says these are effects? Chuck Norris is so epic, those were real no effects.
robloxbot1 1 year ago 128
@robloxbot1 nah these are special effects, Chuck Norris' effects would be at least 10x infinity more epic
jaspertheking4life 8 months ago
@x3Animations hes actually not a virgin because he said so, and you cant tell him other wise
ShadowChippy 1 year ago
@ShadowChippy Chuck Norris went into the future, put on a helmet and a jump suit, Jumped into a F-Zero race and became captain falcon who, if you have seen the series can create an explosion the size of the milky way with a single punch...
emilkon 1 year ago
@emilkon Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes right out
ShadowChippy 1 year ago
@ShadowChippy chuck norris don't need to eat, he just likes the taste
emilkon 1 year ago
@emilkon Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun
ShadowChippy 1 year ago
@x3Animations actually he never lost his virginity because chuck norris never loses
ShadowChippy 1 year ago
I don´t see special effects but i see chuck norris skills
atwood999 1 year ago
Chuck Norris wasn't born, he was the result of a Falcon Punch collide !!
MadSkeelz16 1 year ago
25 guys got pwned by Chuck Norris in that car
VinciGT2 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can divide by zero with your face and a roundhouse kick
theprotectshade 1 year ago
Contrary to popular belief,america isn't a democracy.Its a chucktatorship
RobinIsAnODST 1 year ago
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ransisua 1 year ago
next lets see how hell do up against a train
itll show up in mars
nsjsjsjsd 1 year ago 2
poor car :(((
VinciGT2 1 year ago
The glass didn't slow down his momentum.
SushiMaster82 1 year ago
Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
iamarock09 1 year ago
Chuck Norris does not act. That person in hte car literaly died from the kick.
ZiggyR2750 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
25 people accidentally pressed the unlike button and they were all later killed instantly at the same time by one single FALCON PUNCH!!
AsurasXnight 1 year ago
In soviet russia chuck norris runs car over.
evilpiggehz 1 year ago
@evilpiggehz u mean anywhere
RichHobOmg 1 year ago
@evilpiggehz Actualy, that's not just Soviet Russia. He can do that whereever the hell he pleases.
ZiggyR2750 1 year ago 2
@ZiggyR2750 This is true.....
Apocalypse0666 1 year ago
Did tha guy died?
713JBone 1 year ago
Chuck Norris is the product of the energy released by dividing by zero concentrated into a human being
TukaihaHithlec 1 year ago
chuck norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana
deathbringer187 1 year ago
yea my ass
smallvillewiz 1 year ago
lol
Dengar999 1 year ago
That wasnt special effects. It was Chuck Norris
CydusProductions 1 year ago
HYES!
Pwnzjoomom 1 year ago
just i feel like being a smart ass..... this was a walker texas ranger episode so it wasn't chuck norris it was chip wright his stunt double XD noobs
ccc250ccc 1 year ago
CHUCK NORRIS RULES!
supermario599 1 year ago
That car was just lucky. If Chuck Norris used his full strength, the whole radius in front of him would explode.
xankiller6 1 year ago
anyone else find it weird he didn't have massive chunks of glasses piercing his rib cage ?
pipuk3 1 year ago
@pipuk3
That's because he didn't break the glass; the glass shattered itself and scattered away so it wouldn't be hit by his kick.
Wolfwood824 1 year ago
try to make a falcon punch :D
cabravelha2 1 year ago
where are the special effects?
WolfClant 1 year ago 2
Little Known Fact:
the driver got AIDS from that kick
JSwlrsunit11 1 year ago
LMFAO THOSE HIGHEST RATEST COMMENTS ARE EPIC
jaffdudegoldhero 1 year ago
Chuck Norris was sleepwalking while this was filmed.
uscdrew1 1 year ago 2
Bruce Lee can win tic-tac-toe in 2 moves, Captain Falcon only needs 1, but Chuck Norris wins in 0 moves because the pencil and paper are too terrified to play.
jagrosh 1 year ago 64
@jagrosh Bud, Captain Falcon caused the ultimate Big-Bang with the Falcon Punch which summoned the Chuck Norris. Get your history right, dumbfuck.
000Kongau000 1 year ago
haha, like a 200mph car crash.
Alex6544onPS3 1 year ago
course just another everyday task for Chuck Norris
MrMonkeymanablert 1 year ago
YESZ
Cass731 1 year ago