Jack Dee's NOT on Facebook - Jonathan Ross - BBC One

[a2kr]

People without Facebook clearly have no friends, so they avoid joining it to same themselves from the embarrassment of being realised by others.

[pronto355]

"I have 2000 imaginary friends on facebook"

really? how many do you have in real life?

[living2kill]

@supersesqui well said, agree with all of your points

[EMac1eod]

@ProperMuzik Are you telling me you can't have multiple friends?



[1983Dave1983]

"People like that" haha

[TheNuttySurprise]

@ProperMuzik i guess im homosexual then cus im not a loser , i won a game of scrabble :P

[fifthof]

facebook is for normal people thus I am a cunt who masquerades as a luddite, hang on a mo, then how am i able to write this. i need a cyber noose.

[TheDarkPaladin]

lmao, i knew there would be fights in the comments as soon as i watched this.

deleted my facebook account. nothing but inane shite from shitebags i barely knew.

[The1stPoster]

@TheDarkPaladin Haha too right. fagbooks for a bunch of lonely dicks and stalkers. never even bothered with it.

[AziMeX]

fakebook losers.

[Clarestovold]

What about Twitter? Haha, Wossy follows me on Twitter XD It's super cool that he did that too!!

[eclairlumiere1]

I used to be on facebook and I hated it. People who hate me and want me dead (yes, im not kidding, they really do) have sent me messages on there. I've been invited to play games where i can make a farm that isnt real. I've been sent quizzes that don't make any sense. I've had people i don't like add me as friends. I've had people "poke" me instead of talking to me. I've had people post status updates like "im eating a chocolate bar. LOL" "i luv my bf sooooo much".

[corpsemunger]

@eclairlumiere1 poor you -

geez your repetition of "I've had people" makes it seem like it has seriously affected your health

man the fuck up

[eclairlumiere1]

@corpsemunger It did actually. All the worst and most evil people from my school used facebook as a way to continue to bully me after i had got home. A lot of my "friends" in real life didn't give a shit, saw what was happening and did fuck all. I ended up having a nervous breakdown. So yes, it did effect my health. And don't tell people to man up to things when you have no idea what it feels like.

[corpsemunger]

@eclairlumiere1 ahhhhhhhhh now i feel awful :)

fine - im not at all saying you are in the wrong, if you are/were being bullied you should ask for help- but there are always going to be idiots and you jus have to ignore them.

but when i told you to man up it was when you were complaining about " I've been invited to play games where i can make a farm that isnt real. I've been sent quizzes that don't make any sense. I've had people i don't like add me as friends" (to be continued on nxt post)

[corpsemunger]

@eclairlumiere1 (continued)

so you were wining about stupid things, as if it mattered,

and what you said also didnt make sense, "i've had people i don't like add me as a friend" - you have to confirm a friends request!!! its not like a randomer can add you, you have to accept.

So instead of trying to guilt trip me, think about what you were saying, you where complaining about things that didn't affect you, if you got bullied thats a different matter, i was talking about what YOU wrote

[eclairlumiere1]

@corpsemunger The fact you bothered to reply to my comment when it wasnt directed at you in the first place shows how pathetic you are. You are pathetic enough to start arguments with complete strangers. And what's even more pathetic is you bothered to write two comments worth of stuff to me. Of course you wouldn't understand, you are the same as the bullies who used facebook to hurt me. But at least they picked on someone they actually knew.

[corpsemunger]

@eclairlumiere1 your being an idiot,

I am not bullying you - if you think this is bullying then i really don't believe for one minute you were bullied----- a discussion isn't bullying, if you think it is then you will not last in the real world, because everyone has conflicting opinions and everyone discusses them, its not "bullying" - i HATE bullying.

look you obviously are not clocking on, you are being overly defensive so i assume you are too young to get this?

[eclairlumiere1]

@corpsemunger I'm 18 you idiot. And I didn't mean you were bullying ME. What I meant was if you are pathetic enough to start an argument with a complete stranger on here, then you are likely to be one of those pathetic people who does bully. I shouldn't have to explain what I've been through to you. My first comment was not directed at you. There was no need for you to reply to it in the first place.

[corpsemunger]

@eclairlumiere1 if you dont want people to reply then don't comment--- the point of youtube is you can have freespeech,

i agree, this is pointless but hey, I enjoy arguing against people who are complaining about nothing, it irritates me and by commenting i can express my views, if this offends you so much then just don't comment

you act so victimized all the time, just like a 9 year old... maybe your not as bullied as you think you are, too often humans are just "bantering" - not "bullying"

[eclairlumiere1]

@corpsemunger ok seriously, you weird freak, just stop replying. I don't want to talk to weirdo's like you. Comments are for expressing your opinions yes, but not for starting stupid arguments with people you don't know. Go find someone else to argue with now. And who the hell are you to talk down to people "corpsemunger". You have the word corpse in your username, oh yeah, thats normal!

[corpsemunger]

@eclairlumiere1 geez, you act so victimized but hurl the abuse like there is no tomorrow!!!

if i am so weird for doing this why are you even responding?? surely you should just ignore me? your everything you just called me then -> hypocrite

Atleast i am not getting worked up and resorting to arguing over "youtube screen names" - you have no idea why i called this Corpsemunger!

anyway "thats normal" -> it's boring to be normal, chill out and do whatever makes you happy

[videogamenostalgia]

Facebook's just a tool by the illuminati to get kids into farming or joining the mafia...

[JacksonHeaven1]

Facebook. Whats the point.

[stupidintellect90]

Jack...SIDEBURNS, SIDEBURNS...please grow your sideburns again!!!!

btw am I the only 17 year old with absolutley no interest in facebook or socail networking sites...they're a waste of time in my opinion

[JOC1992]

@stupidintellect90 That doesn't make you better than me, it just means you're weird.

[stupidintellect90]

@JOC1992 Hello complex- ville, I sit watching Wimbledon all day for two weeks every year, it might be a waste of time for some people but not for me, I just don't like social networking and that's my opinion. I only bought it up because I noticed all my friends are on it and literally everyone I know who can use a computer. Honestly, I find it a little weird that I don't like it and the normal behaviour would be to get an account, but I just don't see the point.

[ESCAPEDCONVICT01]

@JOC1992 he's right... every time i walk into my college library everyone's on facebook... its like a freakin disease

[BlueMeanie89]

@stupidintellect90 I know sideburns are soo hot on guys, specially the sexy jack dee

[ChloeDust]

jacks response is pure priceless lol

[lemurjim]

Scripted nonsense.

[AziMeX]

Facebook is for people who need to convince themselves they actually have friends!

[lanswipe]

@AziMeX or play fucking farmville

[RobertMarkie]

@AziMeX ill put money on the fact that you have a facebook page...

[enders4ever]

get with it grandad :P

[sparkyinbath]

I wish i was born an american indian. Before they got wiped out and all that. They were happy and they had cool names like kicking bird and ten bears.

[purexcrayons]

@sparkyinbath why you have it yeh?

[UnitedKingdomify]

i love jack's reaction to the question. looks like he's just been asked if he likes the cock or something

[wrightherewrightnow9]

I'm with Jack on this one!

[1livepl]

I bet he doesnt have much time to go on the net with his tours, funny guy Jack dont like Ross much jumped up turd.

[EcirpWehttam]

for people like that lmao!

[ShaunHawksworth]

There was actually an incident about this with Jack Dee. He was getting Myspace and Facebook mixed up and kept asking people to "come on Myface"

[maxypoos1]

no he didnt u nob u got that off his show from shappi something so dnt try it

[DeathByFeathers]

actually that was shappi khorsandi

[paperandtea]

i dont know if you or jak dee mad ethat up but that is comedy genius i love it ha ha myface

[babiiemmii]

@ShaunHawksworth that was Shappi Khorsandi

[Lytton333]

Jack should have called it Farcebook.. or arsebook..

[stupidintellect90]

even though i'm still in my teenage years i agree with Jack, i find social networking soooooooo boring and boring and boring. i still can't understand how facebook works and why anyone would find it amusing! communicating by phone is all i need.

[Hellotherejim]

he went to the same college i went too!!!

[shaice17]

what one?

[Hellotherejim]

Peter Symonds College in Winchester

[moonywap]

God I love Jack Dee XD he's just briliant, end of.

[marwood03]

Lol, Jack Dee's views on Facebook and Myspace and how he reacts to it by cringing is exactally how I feel about it.

I hate social networking.

[paperandtea]

ha ha jak dee is so funny

[TheJackinder]

i have jonathan on face book

[saiisthebest]

that's cos your a FUCKING LOSER.

[TheJackinder]

rrrrriiittttee

[THEBUSINESSOFDYING]

haha he's right you are a FUCKING LOSER.

[marwood03]

Saiisthebest, I agree with you

[paperandtea]

do u weally,when he types does he use a w or an r for ....r

[TheJackinder]

ha lol no but hes never online sooo. i think i have only ever seen him online like twice

[PXR05]

Well said. Facebook is juvenile.

[MsAlex101]

Jonathan Ross and Jack Dee are funny together they would make a good double act like in the celebrity apprentice they work well off each-other

[SunderlandAFC1001]

well said mate i'm glad there's still people out there with some intelligence

[heyvenus123]

Thank's mate glad we not alone. Seem's ive upset some folk though, i got 3 thumbs down.

[SunderlandAFC1001]

there ya go mate it should be 2 now

[IddyB]

Oh god Barry don't do it! Calm down wait a second this isn't the solution it's.............oh we lost him.

[weetabixHEED2009]

yeah mate Facebook is the biggest load of bullshit EVER!!!

whoever invented it needs to be hanged by there bollocks

[Jakeieboy1990]

Actually, the guy that invented facebook is the youngest multi-millionaire in the world.

So stick that in ya pipe and smoke it bitch.

[thinislove92]

unless it was a woman but i highly doubt that seen as most internet sites or engines are created by some guy who cant a girl and then can when they get all the money from the creation, they shouldnt be hung they should have all their money taken away from them, no doubt their lives would be alot less amusing to them

[Thehatedtruth]

I hate my facebook. Every day its..

What fruit are you? Take the quiz now!

What gun are you? Take the quiz now!

What colour are you? Take the quiz now!

What type of pastry are you? Take the quiz now!

Its always "frighteningly accurate", yeah whatever..

[SedimentaryMDW]

what kind of youtuber are you? Take the quiz now, 3 of your friends have a crush on you, or have a larger IQ, or want a bigger penis!

you are *so* right.

[TAPDADA]

haha well said. i saw a funny one the other day which was, which twilight character would be your boyfriend?

[Thehatedtruth]

Yeah lol, notice theres the delusional suggestion that a twilight character WILL be your boyfriend.

[GordonMorrice]

@Thehatedtruth I thought about creating a quiz titled, "Which of these celebrities has had an abortion?".

[eclairlumiere1]

@Thehatedtruth i got those all the time. It was always an answer that didn't even get one personality trait right.

[sirchunkalot]

love Jack Dee

[Yimmery]

I hate myspace, peoples exhorberant displays with randon irritating music. In real life I don't introduce myself by putting a ghetto blaster on the floor playing loud music, ring the door bell then start "bippin' n boppin" at them when they answer.

Joking aside only 5% of communication is words, the other 95% body, facial language tone of voice and timing. Internet can be bad for you.

[LillBabiBoo]

Yet, You Are Typin On Yu Tube On Tha Internet Lol :-D x,

[THEBUSINESSOFDYING]

i know its 4 months down the line but that is so true also like the use of the word bippin' n boppin

[Yimmery]

Thanks I got the term from an episode of The Simpsons where Bill Cosby said it as he was trying to be cool.

[fakeasmile93]

lol

[ashec]

i couldnt stpo smiling xD

[kragle2008]

hes always been a better film critic... i think he will return to that.

[JWBails]

lol "people like that"

[TheOrangeFondler]

i only joined facebook because my sister made me.

[CenaPrincess]

me too lol :)

[Catuveluni]

Facebook is just for millions of loners to feel like they have friends.

[bingo113]

Yeah but what are the people who leave comments on youtube??

[darkshad109]

Oo nicely said.

[troj1992]

lol nicely done, but never get into an argument on the internet, because its alot like the special Olympics, no matter who wins, your still retarded :)

[GMMReviews]

@bingo113 Sad :L

[JHPMB]

facebooks definately useful if your at skl or uni for sure!

[SimranYehDatsMe]

Wussel Bwand

[1983Dave1983]

Jack Dee is a top comedian! The ones that don't laugh at their own lines are the best.

[carlosity1986]

So true, you can always tell who the best ones are because they dont laugh at their own jokes as if its the funniest thing they have ever said!

[Joes3ff]

Jack dee, he really is a great comedian xD

[blackflower75]

So true....Jack rocks....Johnathan is such a tosser...He's a waste of licence fee money....

[iscistim]

i agree too. he should have his salary halved.

[abbzsta]

lol! =]

[wheeliebin01]

I don't see the point of facebook either. Having lots of friends on facebook doesn't make you popular!

[SATCfan69]

I find it useful since I moved quite a distance from home for uni, i dont think I'd use it half as much if I hadn't :)

[Renegaderemas]

This is funny.

[CaptainFrenzy]

YES! I'm with Jack, you can't possibly have 8000 friends, it's meaningless if you've not met them. You can't say someones a true friend unless you've used their toilet.

[spotlitkiss]

good barometer

[TashaK66]

Woo!

Someone please upload the whole thing :D

[Thorpe]

Oh man. This is funny. :D

[gossuk]

"get with it grandad!" lol

[JD1010101110]

internet losers interacting with people and whatnot in web 2.0

[grievousfan224]

I love jack dee. Hes the ultimate moody git!

[lilmizzhappi]

haha!