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  • when i read the title "Win at Poker Using Card Counting Techniques : Basic Poker Hands Rankings From Strongest to Weakest" I only expected to see the Hand Rankings part. Because people whom do not know the orders really learn how to card count first yeh?

  • whoa hes teaching us how to count cards by telling us what fucking hands are the best and worst... I really hope I play him at a table one day...

  • LOL two of a kind

  • I think I'm ready to play in the World Series of Poker after watching this!

  • Wow, that was the worst possible explanation of the simplest thing.

  • why?

    he explained it good

  • Ain't Royal Flush just a nickname for the highest possible Straight Flush? I wouldn't consider it as a specific handcombo.

  • wrong, the second best hand is a straight fllush to the king,

  • Actually royal flush shouldn't be considered better than straight flush because it is a straight flush (if you know what i mean), within straights they don't call 10-J-Q-K-A a royal straight do they. Ah well it's the best hand possible :D

  • @rulezz264 why shouldn't it be considered better... an ace high flush is better then any other flush and an ace high straight is better then any other straight... if you follow your logic then why would a full house (aces full of kings) be better then fours full of dueces... they are both full houses

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  • today we're gonna learn to win at poker? oh yeah, cuz all you need is to know is the value of the hands and you're set.

  • What a 2 mins waste of my life...this has nothing to do with card counting moron!

  • that video hurt my eyes to watch

  • Fuk ya webcam poker is here man pokerview is the best thing ever.

  • dont you think if this was real he be in vegas gambling millions then here at youtube like a complete loser?

  • change your youtube name to RookieNoobSuckAtEverythingFuck­FaggotVillage

  • @OldChikity u win

  • good one

  • first off id lioke to say wtf is that about. this guy is clearly a fucking floundaaaaaaaaaaaa like i thgink ieveryone in the world knows the poker hands. like how does that have anythting to do with blackjack. wat was the relivance to balckjack with this abnoxious fuckin stupid ass video

  • This guy aint gotta pair, of BALLS!

  • full house is stronger than 4 of a kind if your new to poker dont follow this as a guide

  • @calcom193 fuck yourself

  • @calcom193 um no

  • @calcom193 I thought I smelled fish. Your chips wanted me to tell you hi and that they like it much better in my stack. lol

  • @anthonypowell99 Gee yet another bad poker player complaining that fulltilt is rigged. hahahahaah, stop making excuses for losing. poker is a game of skill with an undeniable element of luck. You got unlucky...

  • i feel like im winning already.. damn another royal

  • what a f uck this supose to explain counfting cards outs and odds. asshole. cheers, joao

  • no... for a flush... they do consider the rank of the cards... to the beginners who is taking this video seriously... u are in trouble

  • WTF! THIS AINT CARD COUNTING!!!

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  • @colt977 you can still count your out cards to make your hand, if i have a flush draw, 2 clubs in my hand and 2 clubs on the community board that leaves 9 cards left in the deck to make my flush, now if I had a open ended str8 draw and a flush draw, thats 9 clubs plus 6 other outs to make my str8 giving me 15 cards to make to winning hand. Now I'll calculate the odds of me hitting those 15 cards, then calculate the pot odds, then calculate my implied odds, want me to keep going?

  • @colt977 when you count cards in black jack it's a plus minus system, completely different from counting cards in poker but you most certainly can count cards in poker. I take it you are not a winning poker player, hense the bs comment you just left on here.

  • @colt977 lmfao, the cards are not shuffled in black jack? learn to shut your dumb ass up guy, you look stupider every word you type. The counting systems work the same way, THE PROBABILITY OF HITTING YOUR CARDS, yeah black jacks not random right? LMFAO dipshit over here <------ everyone point and laugh

  • @bsamusement Wow you are an asshole 3 comments. I WILL PUT MY KEY POINTS IN CAPS SO YOU READ THEM

    1. first of all I said that the cards aren't shuffled after each HAND (THAT DIFFERS FROM NOT AT ALL)

    2. Counting Cards is keeping track of the cards which have been played in a card game in order figure out the probability of drawing the card you want. WHY DON'T YOU LOOK UP HOW PROBABILITY WORKS ON GOOGLE BEFORE YOU MAKE DUMB COMMENTS

    -WHAT YOU JUST STATED IS GAMBLING STRATEGY- NOT CARD COUNTING

  • I damn hate expertvillage and there tutorials!!! Stupid bunch of shit heads...

  • hate people with fake names of uploaded vids

  • WTF wheres the card counting and shit???????????

  • Just to be slightly pedantic, the high card example is impossible in Hold 'Em. What could 2 cards could you be neglecting that result in those 5 cards being better? None.

  • I flagged this one for the misleading title. What a retarded title for this video. I mean the video is OK explaining hand ranks and everything BUT don't use that title. "card counting TECHNIQUES" ........... It's ridiculous. One more thing: no poker player would EVER say "two twos" :))) roflmao. NEVER EVER ! (deuces)

  • @R0nni3 yea because if they do say "two two's" it immediately means all their skills they build in so many years disappears and they'll have no money left right?

    shut your fucking stupid mouth and go play bridge you fucking homo

  • @dannyoo2 get a life :))

  • royal flush must be in same suit?

  • @usukker yes sir.

  • Yes... that showed me card counting..

    ehhhhhhhhhhhh no it didn't

  • man i hate people who thinks a straight is higher than a flush.

  • it would be nice if he added that the numerical value of the highest flush card in your opening hand IS taken into consideration because if more players made a flush then the player with the highest flush wins the hand.

  • thumbs up for saying two of a kind...when he is supposed to be an expert

  • Sorry to be pedantic but a royal flush is an Ace high straight flush, it's like calling quad Aces a different hand to quad Kings.

  • lol what a crap..like all expertvillage videos :-D

  • what a useless video lol

  • lmao i thought 2 of a kind was a pair?

  • you forgot the 4 of a kind

  • lmfao fail pair is good i play poker pair of kings an ace high is good

  • How I wish I had viewed this site before I played online poker. Lost a lot of dough in blind hit. It's a challenge indeed. Well, better late than never. Hope I'll be more successful this time around.

  • @LickaMaPudda

    lol

  • He does not even understand poker. "The numerical value is not important..."

    This is fail.

  • I learned a lot..

  • @DonniKong i pitty you

  • completely useless

  • lol @ 1:30 two of a kind!!! do you mean two pair twathead?!

  • I can show you how to cheat on livepoker

    just visit my site and watch the video

  • Someone needs to bomb the expert village people. What the hell was that?

  • wanker

  • I knew it would be expert village the second I saw "card counting" in poker.

  • the guy who made this is a cunt

  • yeah, this guy is the man.

    the argument could be made that the straight flush is the highest hand (the royal being the highest of it-as in 4 aces is the highest four of a kind)

  • @kcg5000

    fuck off motherfucker

  • wow, thats a strong reaction to nothing... Issues?

  • this is hilarious! i'd hope anyone would know the rankings before they start playing

  • wow this taught me alot, like which combination is stronger, damn, I didnt know that Royal Flush was the best possible hand.

    NOT

  • The guy who made this video looks like he could be a future WSOP winner in the making! ROFL

  • wtf is this shit

  • what a dumb video i want my 2 mins back .. if u buy a pack of poker cards it comes with this info u idiot.. and to think there are better poker players now..

  • What an advice!

    What an expert!

    After the small ball here's

    the new counting techniques !!!

    Seriously, those informations are most of the time availables on a card when we open a card's pack!

  • crackpokerstars . com

  • wow... thanks for ur advice.. i`ve made a lot of money

  • what a xxxx

  • All tips that work are good tips :)

  • card counting in poker????? lol first time i've ever heard of that!

  • You can't count cards when the deck is shuffled every hand... as it should be in a poker game...

  • waste of time

  • 'We have two of a kind over here, two king and two aces... Is that two of a kind?? oh well....

  • wtf? fish making machine. Or should i say, fishsticks(sp)

  • WAASTE!!!

  • WOW thx... -_-

  • useless......

  • this really isn't very helpful Joe.

  • This is counting.. this is just the odds.

  • i bet he wanted to say one of a kind at 1:36

  • true dat

  • lol

  • @jaukas1992 I agree xD

  • @jaukas1992 aahaha! :)))))

  • he is still wrong.. its two pair.. not one of a kind..lol

  • two of a kind :'D

  • you serious? calling your self expert village. HAHA LOL, two of a kind.? moron

  • @Xexti ''two of a kind'' hahahahah  cant stop laughing!! xD

  • OK, so the guys not gonna win "sexy man of the year" awards (will you?), but he made a poker video to the best of his ability, and he put it on the internet, and he took his time to do it, and he intends to help donks like you who came looking for poker tips videos (and you DID, don't try to lie), and there you go. If you think you can do better, do so, otherwise STFU.

  • Any girl who can use "donks" in a sentence is OK by me.

  • nice video!

  • nice video? wtf is so nice about it.

    shit vid. 1 star

  • I hate it when people say royal flush as a standalone hand, its just the highest straight flush. If youre going to say a royal flush is a hand then a royal straight is a hand.

    Oh and Win at Poker Using Card Counting Techniques is a tacky way to get hits.

  • @FreeZey78

    That's called a broadway straight ya fuckhead

  • its a two pair not two of a kind

  • its not 2 of a kind, that would be a pair, its two pair

  • top vid well worth me wasting my time looking at it Card Counting Techniques ??? did u put that to get hits lol if you play poker like you make vids give it up wanker

  • I just started playing poker and your advice really helped. P.S. shut up haters.

  • ooh that's awesome now i'm gonna definitly win!!! Of course what i just said is full of sarcasm and rage of waisting 2.15 minutes of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • I won a million dollars with his advice :)

  • this boy is gay and he wants to meet gay friends.

  • bad title, cuz it's part of a SERIES apparently, the 'counting' part is here:

    watch?v=17Z32F5MORo

  • because thats the order - full house beats a flush and a flush beats a straight in poker. he;s got the order right, you're just wrong

  • yeah, too bad he called two pair two of a kind, my confidence in expert village is severely mangled

  • yea i think ur just bashing the video just cause its from expert village...

  • ok so im gonna count hmm whats better, a pair of twos or a royal flush? oh what the fuck pair of twos ALL IN!!!!

  • this is not card counting

  • Good working, thank you.

  • this video is shit who doesnt know this stuff

  • people who havent played poker..

  • You guys below are dissing this expert but I don't have a problem with it. He's no Jim Cramer the Stock guy but atleast he's showing me the basics.

  • what a load of fucking crap. thee single most boring human being in the world telling thee most boring obvious story. my pet dog knows the poker hand rankings and hes deaf, blind, cant bark and needs help to take a leak!!!

  • WTF every1 knows that !

    Stupid vid.

  • “Far be it from God, that he should do wickedness; and from the Almighty, that he should commit iniquity. For the work of a man shall he render unto him, and cause every man to find according to his ways. Job 34:10-11

    "He who oppresses the poor to get gain for himself, and he who gives to the rich will surely come to want" (Proverbs 22:16).

  • u shud stop commenting youtube vids if this is the shit you come out with. 99% of the people who want to watch this video will not want to read bible extracts so take it sumwer else

  • uuh it seems that Ned Flanders here wants to learn some Hold 'Em Texas Poker... You know that God doesn't want us to bet right?

  • y do you think that by quoting a book the majority of the world does not believe in will do you any good on youtube? what are you baptist?

  • are you reeeetaard?

  • stupid video

  • first theres joe the plumber now theres joe from expert village. fuckin joes

  • LMFAO

  • Playing the casinos can be fun and interesting if you know the secrets. Yes, card counting 'can' work..but it's not guaranteed. At big-internet-money com, all it costs is $24 and you can begin making money the easy way NOw, everything included.

  • But if you have a street flsuh 10-A, isent the best you can have 10-A in spades, and then its called a royal street flush?

  • in poker all suits are even

  • Not in seven card stud. And not in Hold 'em when deciding you gets the button at the beginning of a STT or MTT.

    Spades first,

    then Hearts,

    then Diamonds,

    then Clubs.

    Obviously the suit ranks don't affect the play in poker variants where there are community cards (as there aren't enough in play to have a sistuation where identical flushes happen).

  • and if u have the royale flush no one can have a royale flush at all

  • not true, any stud can tie with a royal flush, matter of fack besides holdem most games can tie with royal

  • Reply for Swartzy: Not in seven card stud. And not in Hold 'em when deciding who gets the button at the beginning of a STT or MTT.

    Spades first,

    then Hearts,

    then Diamonds,

    then Clubs.

    Obviously the suit ranks don't affect the play in poker variants where there are community cards (as there aren't enough in play to have a sistuation where identical flushes happen).

  • u made me lose the will to live just then

  • Good.

    (Addressing flob's family) I'm afraid I'm too busy to attend its funeral, sorry.

  • lol if u didnt no that all ready dont bother learning

  • u where born with knowledge?? was it embeded in ur DNA??

  • yya dude u should no that

  • Dude, if you don't even know this then don't even try learning!!

  • thanks

  • wtf is this for damn

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  • NIce job

  • nice!!!!!!

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