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  • my highest killstreak is actuall 52 so fuck that IGN

  • is it just me or does jessica chobot look like olivia munn and megan fox had a daughter together?

  • I used to be an assassin until i took a bullet to the nipple and a thumb to the asshole.

  • i feel kinda bad for Jessica, being hit on by nerds

  • @avengermedia37 she knew what she was getting into when we decided to work for IGN.. don't think her co-workers aren't also horny nerds

  • Damn sexist nerds

  • lol poor Jessica Chobot many horny nerds here

  • @nofuckingtrolllzzz lololol

  • Before completing this game: ya i kinda understand the story with the apple of eden

    After completing this game: WHAT?!?!

  • @MinecraftC0mmentator -SPOILER-

    Yeah man the wizzard-alien thingy was WTF but when Ezio kills Lucy and the credits start rolling I just fucking cried.revelations end is much easier to follow but the aliens ARE BACK...NOOOO...and once again I fucking finished an AC game in 2 days and now I've gotta wait another freakin' year....

  • @MrHeavymetallord U mean "Desmond" killed Lucy,not Ezio lol

  • What a babe.

  • double kill @1:45

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  • this is ign channel i dont think she like to hear the same comment every 5 minutes

  • the comments around mine are probably innapropiate jokes written by horny nerds.

  • No, what got my attention issss......

  • I'm a little asassin ^^ I'm PRO ^^

  • thumb down if you understanded what she said 

  • how the hell a old women is better in assasint creed that youth?????

  • @animator40555 before commenting make sure you can spell(or type)

  • I'd let her handle my spear.

  • @ABCharlieDog3010 enough with the childish sex jokes

  • Wow, grow up, audience of IGN...

  • @xMoreTx finally someone who also agrees with me to leave jess alone!!!!!

  • I would love a good old fashioned spit shine from you

  • u wanna see my hidden blade??

  • get back to the fuckin kitchen

  • @FunnyScene123 How old are you 90?

  • If by blade you mean penis, then by all means, polish it....

  • 1:38 how did he do tht? (killing 2 guys with one bullet) (ps3)

  • @darkwave119 That's a double execution, my friend. When you have a >3 killstreak, then you can perform it, but only if youre using your medium sword (pistol execution) or your dagger (throwing knife execution). So how you trigger it, is when you have the 3 killstreak, instead of pressing square to kill your next target press and hold it, and if you're lucky you'll kill 2 guys with one attack. Note that enemies can't attack you while performing adouble execution so it's pretty goddamn awesome.

  • THAT WAS SO BAD!! IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET THE PERFECTIONEST troiphy

  • "Strategizers"? You mean nerds, right? :D

  • luv u lady ur my little assassin

  • She got me already when she said that i'm her little assassin.

  • they should make a killzone 3 guide

  • Ok, be honest, how many of you searched "Jessica Chobot naked." after this.

  • @AwesomeNnja54 how many people did after you said something

  • @mikeprimus97 good question

  • @AwesomeNnja54 did you find any results?

  • why do you even need a guide for this? it's really easy, i wish there was a mod to make the combat harder.

  • @straaler5 There is very little training in this new aspect of combat. I couldn't understand why everytime I did a counter kill, I got brutally bladed in the back and there's nothing I can do! I'm gonna try this stuff out now.

  • kill streaks OMG LOL AC130 my name is ezio de firenze and you are going go get pwned

  • my mission is to get in your pants

  • i couldn't care less about retarded achievements but the really annoying thing was the game didnt give you a useful tutorial.

  • i got my perfectionist achievement in a totaly different  way

  • I want her to sit on my face

  • @Zel0978 okay then

  • I think that this is gonna be easy.. even in AC2, I didnt have to wait to counter... I JUST KILL EM GUARDS..

  • thumbs up if u know u can crouch and cover behind walls in this game. lots of people prob know so im the asshole who just wants thumbs ups

  • @no1ymfan Yeah I tottaly know how to crouch behind walls I just forgot umm how do you do that?

  • @GamePlayer213P if yur being sarcastic, i dont give a shit. if u arent, then here u go. hold RT and hold down A button for croutch. he jumps if u let go of A before letting go of RT. if u are standing next to a high wall, hold RT, then move and hold LS towards the wall. if the wall is low, will climb so be careful

  • @no1ymfan Oh yeah I knew how to do that I just never thought of using it that way thanks.

  • @GamePlayer213P a really easy way to kill 4 guards undetected: poison one, take cover behind a wall and wait for the guy to attack. if he kills them, great! if not, double blade two of em undetected and kill the other w/ weapon of yur choice.

  • @no1ymfan huh your either really good or play this game to much

  • @GamePlayer213P no i only get in an hour a day (weekends only). now thats schools out i play everyday tho. really its just that im so bad at this game that ive had to adapt new strategies

  • @no1ymfan ah

  • hey ur hot lol u shouls get ps3

  • 1:57 SUCK SUCK !!!!! xD

  • Ill let Ezio kick your bud madonna.

  • When a guard grabs you, looks like he falls alone, isn't it?

  • 3:15 this was the moment, when she may nake herself

  • brutal!

  • Does anyone else think it would be pretty cool to play a Star Wars game (as a Jedi) with combat like this? Except, you fight Sith, or really just anyone with a lightsaber.

  • Suggestion: be naked

  • whats the soundtrack name from 0:00 to 0:07

  • @darhlink im pretty sure that is the assassin creed soundtrack

  • @darhlink brotherhood escape by jesper kyd

  • Really unsure about buying this simply because of how piss easy the combat was in the others. You're just so good... it's D:

  • @SupaGreenBean Trust me, the combat is not easy. If you know what you are doing, it is easy. But if you don't...its hell.

  • I'll let you polish my blade

  • I like your tits i mean your tipps

  • Anytime anyone asks for a thumbs up for ANY reason I make it a point to thumbs down reguardless, flag for spam, and let anyone else I come across know to do the same. You're all like 5 years olds going "Mom, moom, mommy, mooom LOOK! MoooM LOOK AT ME!!! MOOOOOOMMM!!" Just shut the fuck up you attention whores, masturbating to how many thumbs up you can get.

  • thumbs this comment if u think ppl tht luv her r fucking sick u guys will never get a gf let alone her u guys mostly fucking fat americans that play 24/7

  • @4uGameplay um... what

  • @JimiMicro101 lol i didnt say say that my friend did i just seen it this comment that my friend put on lol.

  • when she gives tips i actually listen

  • No Jessica the Achievement didn't got my attention....You tits and hot ass body got my attention.

  • Achievements are for people who want to feel like they achieved something....

  • the thing that caught my attention... well, lets not go in that

  • I just got this game and skip 2 and the counter attacks are awesome as ever.

  • It wasnt the achievement that got my attention!

  • thumbs up if you watched the video for the assassins creed tips, not jess's tits

  • @bob22222222222222100 it seems everybody watched her tits :D :D

  • @bbkitami ur mum did

  • step asid megan fox she teachs us video games and shes hot

    and dotn worry you can polich my huge blade

  • I like that vid :)

  • I'd let her handle my sword any day.

  • If only you explain in ps3 language...

  • Wow, i knew the Fighting system was awesome in this as i'd played a bit of it, but some of these moves......Holy shit, Mind officially Blown.....

  • How can I do the tric when he grab his head and shot 2 enemies ?? (Its on 1:57)on PC.

  • oh well dont you worry. im your little assassin and my blade is well polished

  • Lol I played the all the Assassin's Creed games and I'm pretty good at fighting but I still lie to watch this cause I like animations :>

  • i liked it just because she's hot

  • you can polish my blade

  • Is it messed up that twiiter makes me hungry?

  • You're tits got my etension

  • take off that shirt and show me your tits

  • @kylemonkey55 wahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhah­a lol get a grip of yourself man lololol.

  • ezio is a fuckin dog

  • Love that almost every damn comment is about you wanna bang her or something :D

  • @MW2Producting I wonder if she finds that funny or just too damn creepy. Probably depends on the comment.

    I also wonder if the gamertag in the video is an joke about the retarded, nonsensical gamertags, or just another retarded gamertag.

  • @MW2Producting She is hot.

  • hi megan fox

  • @IAmMintage999 she is so much hotter than fox. no dirty spanish blood in her.

  • You can sharpen my blade any time baby ;)

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  • YOU CAN COUNTER ANY WEAPON (except gun and crossbow ofcourse) WITH THE DUAL HIDDEN BLADES.

  • YOU CAN BLOCK ANY WEAPON (except gun or crossbow of couse) WITH THE DUAL HIDDEN BLADES. Seriously, how could IGN miss that.

  • Lol IGN is actually telling you things you learn in that training. So this is pretty much a waste of timez0rs

  • lol "fall like flies" it seems like no matter how hard you try to kill flies they just dont die =P it should be "fall like a whore's pants" XD

  • man my ex took the fun out her 

  • Well great, theyve ruined the combat even more. In AC1 it was good but then they made it super-easy for AC2 and now this looks even easier. It looks like you can still block with the hidden blade and the enemies still dont counter or break your defense.

    Brilliant, Well done Ubisoft.

  • @EoLoLoIoOoT

    Put your vagina away, or i'll have to call wine11

  • @hfisc3 Hehe

  • @EoLoLoIoOoT is anyone ever pleased? heres an idea shut up and keep playing ac 1

  • @MrPaparoach2010 Jeez no need to be a dick about it,

  • @EoLoLoIoOoT alright calm down stressy just sayin that no matter how good a game is theres allways someone who goes and ruins it by complaining

  • @MrPaparoach2010 God its like talking to a fucking wall,

    How do I ruin it by complaining? Thats right I dont.

    I have a right to complain. I paid money for this game only to be let down. The story want great, the combat system could be mastered in less than a second by a retard, Rome is too small and too boring.

    Why do ubisoft have to design games taht take 0 skill to play.

  • @EoLoLoIoOoT

    Actually, Combat in Brotherhood can be tricky.

    You can only block twice without being able to block the combo anymore, but you will be able to dodge or counter.

    You can't block attacks that hit behind you (that's why I always keep enemies in front of me in the Flawless training types)

    You can't counter the Spearmen's attacks, and if you block two of their attacks and try to dodge, he'd already be trying to get dust and wasting your dodge + blinding you.

  • @OmglolNarutorules I dont get how tahts tricky in any way. You'll never need to block more than twice because countering is way too easy. Attacks that come from behind you can be switched to using the analog sitcks and can still be dodged and countered. You can just dodge spearman and kill them almost instantly anyway.

    PLus the fact that you'll never actually have to fight a spearman as you can use Ubisoft's shitty 'Killstreak' System which just turns combat into skill-less button pressing.

  • @OmglolNarutorules with the spearmen, if you time it right, you can counterattack him with the hiddenblade. takes skill though. got used to it in AC2 so im pretty good in combat.

  • @OmglolNarutorules Actually, that's where you're wrong (in one part.) You can counter anything (except for gun or crossbow) with hidden blades. That includes spears and axes.

  • she can polish my bloade with her mouth

  • with her mouth

  • as i said before ages ago she can polish my blade

  • @PSPMAD111 Wow do you have no fucking life that you have to repeat youself three times to make a worthless comment. Do you really have nothing better to do that go on IGN videos and say this bitch can polish your ``bloade``? Fuckin weak man I wish i was that cool

  • i want her to be my playground. thats what i would say if im not a faggot that still lives with his mom

  • Thanks a lot. Just got this game, first Assassin's Creed game I've owned and the game does nothing to show you how to play.

  • @alexgilder1 It does, it just takes it's time.

  • i got the serial killer achivement when escaping rome in the begging of the game!

  • assasins creed is cool but vagina it's awesome !

  • thumbs up if you often got grabbed by the guards (worst ''improvement'' of ACB) and they fuckin stop your kill streak

  • @ArmanQureshi oh nooo I have no skills T_T... Hahaha XD!!!

  • wat is the music in the start???

  • @destr0mike91 the theme song ov the game bud

  • @destr0mike91 its from the game, no idea of the name but type in ac brotherhood soundtrack and im sure you'll find it :P

  • If IGN ever get rid of Jessica i'm suing somebody.

  • I can't fuckin' dodge in this game as I did in AC 2... XD

  • @JastheZ that means you have no skillz

  • Use the double blades and short blades. I finished the game and I very rarely use swords.

  • when it comes out for pc???

  • @ChrisGR2010 2/22/11 i think check gamestop.com

  • @PSPMAD111 that reminds me of oblivion :P "here, poliish my spear"

  • i hate the fucking orabrush guy so fucking much

  • In Soviet Russia, sword sharpens you

  • @omarz99 wow, that was gay

  • Jessica, do u actually play games or are you payed a lot of money for easy work?

  • Note how the highest killstreak is something like 5...

  • god shes HOT

  • Get a Facebook IGN!

  • It's easier to get the Serial Killer Ach. when you first encounter the romulus followers. Just play it cool and they fall like flies without ever hitting you

  • @SalvageB292 yepp i got it this way

  • @mm99929 Can't take credit for it, Rooster Teeth showed me the way (Y)

  • @mm99929 Can't take credit for it, Rooster Teeth showed me the way (Y)

  • Can't they give you tips on the ones that aren't as easy as an Elmo game?

  • @TechNerdTutorials Easy i got 40 :D

  • I kinda watched the girl not the Brotherhood game :D

  • @TechNerdTutorials My longest kill streak is 3 o_o"

  • k i know im gonna sound really stupid but i cant figure out HOW TO USE THE PISTOL IN SINGLEPLAYER!? could someone please explain haha

  • @sportguitar7100 hold square, then release lol

  • I can be her little assassin in bed

  • @TheSamurai300 emphisis on little jk thats mess but seriously rly little choose bttr words lol