Dear everyone who thinks I'm wrong. Maybe it's not in reference to the 9th doctor, which I think it is because star trek and dr who are both popular science fiction shows and it makes a hell of a lot more sense to reference that during this bit than someone who covorted with nazi themed dominatricies, plus the tone of the Dalek voice is slightly germanic. @KATEisFAB none of the hostility is toward you, but I watch too much Doctor Who as it is.
EVERYONE: The SS were a German Nazi organization. He was doing a German accent when he made the SS Enterprise joke. Yes, he said the name Eccleston, and NO that does not mean it's related to Doctor Who. Learn some history, people.
Russells scotch egg joke was actually well thought out. It hasnt got a funny punchline per'se, nor does it satire a specific event or person in real life. Just imagine in 300 years from now a man in the middle of space having a Scotch egg. Highly unlikely right? Thats what the punchline is. However the joke does lose humour because it would have suited the topic "Unlikely things to hear" better than "deleted lines". Also the Holodeck in Star Trek would mean Scotch eggs could be easy to get too.
@ConnorDGriffin & @BillHartnelliscool27 & @clumsyone92 The "Welcome Mr Eccleston" line isn't a Doctor Who reference, it's a reference to the Formula 1 tycoon Bernie Ecclestone's rumoured associations with neo-Nazis.
@KitsuneProject comment on this to follow me if you like it i'll be reading them use speach marks if it's a comment for; Deleted Lines from Star Trek. i've started you off with one inclosed with this, so
I was just looking through a list of Star Trek fanfiction when one of the summaries had the URL in it. This is the funniesr video I've seen second only to Ray William Johnson's stuff.
@weeryan2008 not German. I'll say the same thing to you that I said to @MichealBerreta I'm sure he was doing a Dalek accent, I know the Daleks aren't in star trek, Im not stupid. That was the joke was making. It was a Dalek voice, greeting Eccleston (the 9th Doctor) on the Enterprize. That's why it's funny. Get it.
@MichealBerreta I'm sure he was doing a Dalek accent, I know the Daleks aren't in star trek, Im not stupid. That was the joke was making. It was a Dalek voice, greeting Eccleston (the 9th Doctor) on the Enterprize. That's why it's funny. Get it.
@clumsyone92 You're wrong. It's Hugh's attempt at a GERMAN accent and the person being referenced is BERNIE Ecclestone, a big figure in British motor racing who had recently been found cavorting with dominatrices dressed as Nazis. That's why it's funny. Get. It.
@clumsyone92 This definitely shouldn't be top rated...wrong Eccleston, love. He was doing a German accent, not a Dalek voice, and if you think that sounds even remotely like a Dalek, you should watch more Doctor Who.
@englishguy2010 OK, I admit I fancy Russell Howard, but I also find him really funny. However, if he burnt my house down, he wouldn't be left with any arms to start any more fires. XD xXx
That man only appeals to girls lol. If you found his scotch egg joke funny, his slightly better jokes must floor you!!! Even the audience didn't laugh at it until they felt they had to lol
@englishguy2010 Well, he does have an appeal with the gay community too. It's weird, cos you've never met me, and yet you know me so well! His good jokes DO floor me! XD xXx
@Accisma Again, you demonstrate your immaturity. I am not saying my views are any more valid than yours. I am trying to suggest my views in opposition to yours...you are the one attempting to put down my views as irrelevant through little more than childish insults.
@Accisma society is going in the right direction, doesn't it?
And I would like to address your final comment. Yes I play Warhammer, amongst many other games; I enjoy the strategy aspect of the game itself. I fail to see what relevance this has to the current topic, other than an attempt to make yourself feel bigger. The personal attacks, as I have mentioned, were uncalled for and rather immature. You say I'm a "Child" when, in fact, you are the one acting their shoe size rather than their age.
@Phlegasus Dude. It ended a while ago. You don't want to see my "Whiny drivel" don't read it. Don't start it up again because you have to be the "big wo/man".
@Accisma ..recently gotten to the point where they are allowed to progress far in business. I agree that there is still a little more work to be done, but that is just about removing peoples preconceptions, which are stereotypically held by the older generations...and they won't be around much longer. The bottom line is, men have had more time to get to a wealthy position, and to get practice. The fact that there are more wealthy businesswomen now than twenty years ago surely shows that...
@Accisma authority of the police force and make punishments harsher. What I was talking about Was day-to-day life, legal issues, workplaces, etc. I do not think that the majority should be judged by what the scum at the bottom do.
And yes, there may be fewer wealthy women at the top, but with all of the laws in place to prevent discrimination, do you honestly believe that people are stopping women from getting wealthy? Have you thought it may just be coincidence? I mean, women have only...
@Accisma ...accused of being unequal in terms of females and males based on what the criminals do? As far as I am concerned, criminals have forfeited their right to be counted in society at all. I am well aware of crime rates and the lack of any real control over criminals...but that is why they are called criminals. They are already breaking the law. What *I* meant was legally- LEGALLY- men and women are pretty much equal. There's not really much we can do about that other than increase the...
@Accisma ...crime side of things, again, there is A) not really anything you can do legally, and also you hear less about female crimes because, stereotypically, males are more aggressive. I accept that. But the people who murder women are unlikely to really be that stable a person anyway, and actually I was talking about in the side of society that doesn't commit felonies. I mean, sure you can say that they are unequal because of crime rates, but do you think that all of society should be...
@Accisma ...of a better word, a little insane, particularly over in America- not saying that females are insane, I'm saying that the nutty ones are more noticeable because they are in the minority- people are less willing to elect females. Although that is an issue that has to be addressed, you cannot do that legally. You have to try and cut down on the general crazy that seems to get elected in democracies. At least tyranny's have an excuse when a fruitcake takes charge...
@Accisma ...the rest get less of a look in, because people still have a slight stigma about it. For instance, Margaret Thatcher has a bad reputation. Not saying she was a good or bad PM, but she does have a bad reputation. The big song and dance about her being the first female PM probably didn't do much to help the standards that were instantly set for her, if I'm honest, but back to the point; Because Thatcher is unpopular, because there are a few other female politicians who are, for lack...
@Accisma That was not necessary. Any point you may have is lost once you resort to childish insults. Why can't you just be mature and present an argument without personal attacks? You have just demonstrated how immature you are in failing to at least keep up a decent level of manners.
Fine. Only a minority of women are MP's...but I doubt that is due to sexism on the side of the majority. It may be that there are just fewer female politicians. It may be that a few bad female MP's mean that...
@annabelSPNlover i am not trying to offend anyone here, there are women who make me laugh like a mad man on coke, but just accept that female comedians aren't that funny
@2MrAwsome Yes, I can accept that. And some male comedians are terrible as well. It's not a gender thing, as everyone seems to be saying, it's the PERSON MAKING THE JOKE. Obviously.
@2MrAwsome No, it isn't just you. There's no biological reason for it, but it seems to be the rule that women comedians are just shite. I know plenty of women who are hilarious, but female comedians? Crap.
@annabelSPNlover You may think so, but I don't. It's an opinion. I personally don't find female comedians funny...their routines are all the same. Every single one I've watched has had the same material; pregnancy, periods, men suck and, if they're overweight, that they're fat. They just bore me now. Again, that's an opinion. You may think that they're brilliant. But I think that it's possible that you're just saying that its pure crap because you're of the ilk that loves crying "Sexist!" :D
@ninjabreadman1993r Male comedians follow the same pattern. Genitals, women, sex, and gay jokes is all they talk about for the most part. Then, BOTH genders crack jokes from nowhere, proving that there IS no stereotype really, just biased opinions from certain viewers. I get defensive when stuff like 'it seems to be the rule that women comedians are just shite' is said, because it's unwarranted and presumptuous, not to mention completely untrue.
@annabelSPNlover It isn't untrue. I said that there is no reason for it and that I have plenty of female friends who are funny as all hell- who agree with me, weirdly- but from what I've seen, there are almost no consistently funny female comedians. Can you watch any Mock The Week round with a woman in it and honestly say "She was just as funny as the males"? Maybe you can. But I, personally, can't. I agree that there are crap males, but there seems to be a much greater proportion of bad...
@annabelSPNlover ...females than males, compared to the overall number, who are "Mainstream". I am not "Bias" and I resent the implication. I love stand up comedy, and comedy in general, and if a female comes on and says stuff that makes me laugh, I'll laugh. I don't care that they are female. All I want to do is bloody well laugh. It so happens that those females on comedy shows don't make me laugh. Of course males have their material, but they have material *around* that material...
@annabelSPNlover ...Take, for instance, Michael MacIntyre. I have not once heard him crack a joke that is unique to males. It may be that I don't remember, or that I didn't see a particular show, but I cannot remember when he has done a sexual joke that couldn't be done by a woman. A lot of his material is unisex. Same with Jack Dee, Dara O'Brian, Frankie Boyle, Frank Skinner, Jeff Dunham and Reginald D Hunter. Most women comedians have the same material, delivered in a similar way...
@annabelSPNlover ...and it gets boring. Even the female comedian you cited earlier isn't that amusing to me...I think that it's just because she's in a successful show along other comedians who make her look funny. I may be wrong...I haven't seen much of her stand up, but the parts I have seen have bored me. But I am not prejudice...I am all for equal rights, and if a female comedian who is any good actually shows up, I will support her whole-heartedly. Until then, I will maintain that...
@annabelSPNlover ...the majority of female comedians are not as good as their male counterparts. There is a reason why there are so few female comedians, after all. So from my stand-point, the comment is not presumptuous or unwarranted; it is an observation made on the basis of personal opinion. I mean, it isn't like I said that "All women are shit at being funny". I said that "Women comedians are, as a rule, shite". As I said; there is no biological reason for it, but it seems to be the case.
@ninjabreadman1993r You have too much time on your hands. Fine; you have an opinion, just don't waste others' time by justifying it poorly from whatever obviously male-central comedy you've seen. And stop trying to dispel Miranda's success by saying it's on account of her supporting cast; you just cannot admit there might actually be a good FEMALE comedian.
@annabelSPNlover You see, now I've just lost all interest in what you have to say. That comment right there just proved how little attention you have paid to what I have been saying, and how unwilling you are to accept that maybe someone can have an opinion and not be sexist. Try reading my comments before putting words in my mouth. This just reinforces my comment from earlier; you just want an excuse to cry sexist...try actually listening to someone instead of looking for an excuse to bitch.
@ninjabreadman1993r Well keep looking, I'm dying to read another 50000 word essay on why you don't like something. Why don't you TRY to be a little less conceited? Good luck on spitting insults at everyone who contradicts you, I'm sure it'll work out great.
@ninjabreadman1993r Man, I just wanted to watch funny clips! We are in an age where SEEMINGLY sexist comments are taken seriously, how did you expect me to react? Women and men are capable of the same things speaking in terms of jobs, though each gender may have strengths in different areas. Comedy however, is a neutral zone where every individual has their own style good or bad, some men are terrible, some women are great. And vice versa. Don't knock a whole gender because of one example. :-)
@annabelSPNlover I expected you to react in a rational, non-aggressive way. If you actually read my comments, I actually say "There is no reason for it, and I know several women who are much funnier than many of my male friends, but the female *comedians* that I have seen are, as a rule, crap". That is what I said. You are the one attempting to turn this on its head and trying to make ME seem like I'm slamming a whole gender. Please read my comments before replying. Thank you.
@annabelSPNlover You claim that I have justified my opinion poorly. I actually think that I have explained it rather extensively, using real life examples, anecdotal evidence and clarifications to make my point clear. You have just responded with insults and flames. So who is really justifying their opinion poorly here? If you paid attention, you would know that I am more than willing to believe that there is a good female comedian out there, it's just that I don't believe I've seen them yet.
@annabelSPNlover I mean, really...re-read the comments that each of us have made. I have never slammed the whole gender, presenting opinions based on my observations. You have been the one who has attempted to put words in my mouth and who has reacted aggressively whenever I have said anything that you have decided to blow out of all proportion. You are correct; anything that could be mildly construed as sexist is made a big deal of, and that is WRONG. How can females ever expect equality when..
@annabelSPNlover ...they react so negatively to comments that most men would just shrug off? If you react in a way that marks you as different, you have to expect to be treated differently. I think that women have equality right now. You have advantages in some areas, and we have advantages in others. We have equality. Forgive me, but I do think that many feminists are actually campaigning for supremacy; they want men to give up all of our advantages, but they don't want to reciprocate.
@2MrAwsome Well that's not sexist at all. What are you from, the Middle Ages? Just because you haven't SEEN many funny comediennes doesn't mean there aren't any. What about Miranda Hart, she won People's Choice Awrd for Best King or Queen of Comedy in the BCA's this year, and her show's brilliant. Try to be more 21st century, please.
@annabelSPNlover But it seems to me that, whilst I am perfectly willing to say "You know what, I might not find them funny, but if you do, fair enough," you seem very determined to accuse us of being sexist and of being from the "Middle Ages" just because we don't find many female comedians funny. That's hardly tolerant of our opinions, is it? You're offended by the remarks? Fine. As a Comedian once said, "Be Offended. Nothing happens! ...I get offended when I see boy bands for gods sake!" :D
after the scotch egg joke people laughed not because of Russell but because Frankie was up next, just based on that you could clearly tell what a true comedian is...
how about, instead of wasting time arguing on youtube, we all just accept that mock the week is incredible and some people appreciate it in different ways than others?
i agree. sometimes i wonder if humans will ever come to favour and dictate thier lives by knowledge and cold hard fact like me or remain foolish and stupid and allow themselves to be constantly ruled by their emotions
Wow, she made a joke that wasn't about being black.
ciaran3707 6 days ago
Really don't understand the scotch egg bit. Can anyone explain?
MrsMagicMarilyn 1 week ago
@MrsMagicMarilyn it doesnt have a hidden meaning, he literally wanted to say it like it is:L i found it hilarious, just so random:L
LisaB976 2 days ago
@MrsMagicMarilyn He bombed. :P
VoltTear 2 days ago
Russell Howard is shit :S
SixStringSalvage 1 week ago
taty bojangles
Guysmith7 1 week ago
the audience was dead for this one...shame
jpjpd 1 week ago
you can really tell who actually knows about star trek and who has no idea
mrneontrafficlights 2 weeks ago 4
0:37/0:38 - Don't think Frankie found Frank Skinner's joke very funny. . . haha
iamthebadger54321 2 weeks ago
Vagina, where Sulu's never gone before.
5that1dude5 2 weeks ago
scotch egg
FokadeTheGoat 2 weeks ago
@FokadeTheGoat Was that joke suppose to be so unfunny it was funny? : S
Android18uk 2 weeks ago
@Android18uk Of course.
FokadeTheGoat 2 weeks ago
@FokadeTheGoat Right. Probably wouldn't have worked if a woman had said it though.
Android18uk 1 week ago
how come frankie didn't make a kerry katona joke?
enyaw86 2 weeks ago
I love how Frankie cringes in disgust and confusion at Frank Skinner's bad joke.
Kaagh178 2 weeks ago
Can people please stop voting up spoilers...
orjanst1 2 weeks ago
ahaha Frankie Boyle's face at Frank Skinners terrible joke! 0:36
SerahMusic 3 weeks ago 11
Is Frank Skinner the least funny person in history?
iansocawarrior 3 weeks ago
@iansocawarrior
No, I can assure you he isn't
Jousoful 3 weeks ago
Captain's log: Just seen some aliens, OMG WTF LOL :-)
Awesomegirl9088 3 weeks ago
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Them Brits aren't nearly as funny as the guys on 'Whose line is it anyway'. Now THATS funny ;)
waffles4gir 1 month ago
@waffles4gir whoose line is funny, but these guys are just as funny.
ang00se1 4 weeks ago
@waffles4gir American's have a strange sense of humor, they find the weirdest things funny
Ahokafan101 3 weeks ago
0:36 Frankie was really unimpressed with Frank Skinner's tax disc joke.
AceKingHearts 1 month ago 6
i didnt laugh once, i guess you have to be a trekkie...
irishdan2007 1 month ago
@irishdan2007 im not a trekkie and I laughed, im so so so easy to make laugh though
Ahokafan101 3 weeks ago
wow you sad people.... all this over a FUCKING joke.... retards.
Jakebt17 1 month ago
Dear everyone who thinks I'm wrong. Maybe it's not in reference to the 9th doctor, which I think it is because star trek and dr who are both popular science fiction shows and it makes a hell of a lot more sense to reference that during this bit than someone who covorted with nazi themed dominatricies, plus the tone of the Dalek voice is slightly germanic. @KATEisFAB none of the hostility is toward you, but I watch too much Doctor Who as it is.
I strongly agree to disagree. Fair enough?
clumsyone92 1 month ago
EVERYONE: The SS were a German Nazi organization. He was doing a German accent when he made the SS Enterprise joke. Yes, he said the name Eccleston, and NO that does not mean it's related to Doctor Who. Learn some history, people.
KATEisFAB 1 month ago
THE RETURN OF TATTYBOJANGLES!
Grymligast 1 month ago
@Prawntoastyum @motherflange
What can you expect? It was a 'joke' by unfunny 'comedian' Frank Skinner.
The man does not deserve air time on television, let alone an appearance on MTW.
owaffs 1 month ago
Gina; after the LOL joke; NEVER COME BACK ON MOCK THE WEEK!
TheOnlyMitchoman 1 month ago in playlist Mock the Week - BBC Two 3
Captains Log...Stargate...43.26.299.......Most of crew preoccupied with Robot Wars (BBC2)...I myself am enjoying an extended wank.....Very quiet Sunday......*Over*.
martinmerrywinkle 1 month ago
Russells scotch egg joke was actually well thought out. It hasnt got a funny punchline per'se, nor does it satire a specific event or person in real life. Just imagine in 300 years from now a man in the middle of space having a Scotch egg. Highly unlikely right? Thats what the punchline is. However the joke does lose humour because it would have suited the topic "Unlikely things to hear" better than "deleted lines". Also the Holodeck in Star Trek would mean Scotch eggs could be easy to get too.
Ashbigbear 1 month ago
@Ashbigbear Well the matter replicator does any and all foods, so yeah.
Wuggynaut 1 month ago
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Generally women arent funny on this show. She wasnt an exception.
TheKr1sC0Kr1ng13 1 month ago
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TheKr1sC0Kr1ng13 1 month ago
dennis+howard+boyle+skinner = laughter
FuzzHelmet 2 months ago
A glare of disapproval from Frankie @0:37...
motherflange 2 months ago 4
@motherflange I was just about to say that too! Frankie does not approve.
SillyWingComedy 2 months ago
Warning! People making shitty jokes below!
HellKaiserRika 2 months ago
@ConnorDGriffin & @BillHartnelliscool27 & @clumsyone92 The "Welcome Mr Eccleston" line isn't a Doctor Who reference, it's a reference to the Formula 1 tycoon Bernie Ecclestone's rumoured associations with neo-Nazis.
rtozier2011 2 months ago
@rtozier2011 I knew that, hence my confusion at "BillHartnelliscool27" 's comment.
ConnorDGriffin 2 months ago
@rtozier2011 awwwwwwww you bursted my bubble.... :'(
BillHartnelliscool27 2 months ago
How about: "No, for the last time, this ISN'T the one with Yoda in it."
MrMischiefter 2 months ago
Whats wrong captain picard?
Whats wrong I'm a serious shaekesperian actor AND I'M TALKING TO THE AMBASSADOR OF THE FUCKING WORM PEOPLE!!!
grungetitis69 2 months ago 121
@grungetitis69 Brilliant. You wrote out a joke that I just heard.
360XPrO 1 month ago 2
@360XPrO yes I tend to do that n_n
and it was the most hilarious of the video hahaha
grungetitis69 1 month ago
That last joke cracked me up so much!
TheWowzaz 2 months ago
GET IN, DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE!!!!!!
BillHartnelliscool27 2 months ago
@BillHartnelliscool27 Where?
ConnorDGriffin 2 months ago
0:47 = Awkwardness....
johnehg 2 months ago 2
Frankie's last joke was literally my exact thoughts while watching Season 1 of TNG.
Yes, I'm a drunk depressed Scot that watches Star Trek, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME???????
KOSTAS22R 2 months ago
russell howard fail at first
HDspurzz 2 months ago
I've GOT to stop reading the comments on mock the week videos, bloody attention whores always ruining the fucking jokes -_-
thagrammarnazi 2 months ago
"WHAT'S WRONG? I'M A FUCKING SHAKESPEAREAN ACTOR AND I'M TALKING TO THE AMBASSADOR OF THE FUCKING WORM PEOPLE!"
best one of the lot
thedarknesscallingme 2 months ago
Captains log: It wont flush
AntoMc95 3 months ago 128
If Russell Howard just lifted his shirt up after that joke he would have won the women back, even a few of the men!
xxbeckymcxx 3 months ago
Rules of Mock the Week: If Frankie doesn't laugh...it's not funny
MrNusecus 3 months ago
didn't laugh once
Tanto1234567890 3 months ago
1:07 is gunna be my facebook status!!! HAHAHAH OMGWTFLMFAO :)
theguyinthefunnyhat 3 months ago
Last one is the best by far!
PodmornicaFTW 4 months ago
do u have to see star trek to understand some of their jokes :/
pangdogmichael 4 months ago
S.S. Enterprise :D
Stalky24 4 months ago
this is the federation of gay planets open up you docking bay and preper to be borded.
ben12494 4 months ago 5
His mother was human and his father was gordon brown.
xWhocrazy2197x 4 months ago in playlist xWhocrazy2197x's favourites
This is the fedoration of Gay Plantets! Open your docking bay and prepare to be boarded
havoc697 4 months ago
what do you think of this;
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!"
*High Pitch Alien Voice*: "We are Percil, Take us to your laundry"
"oh sorry, Washing machine's just up the other end of the Air Lock"
KitsuneProject 4 months ago
@KitsuneProject comment on this to follow me if you like it i'll be reading them use speach marks if it's a comment for; Deleted Lines from Star Trek. i've started you off with one inclosed with this, so
Get Typing And Follow Me
KitsuneProject 4 months ago
"Captain"
"Aye?"
"There Are Alien Ships Coming In To Vaporise Us With Bagpipes"
KitsuneProject 4 months ago
@KitsuneProject related thing, comment if you like me:
"Captain"
"Yes?"
"There's a load of floating dogs outside the ship window"
"Fuckin' leave them the yappy terriers playing Flying Saucers, It shuts them up from barking"
KitsuneProject 4 months ago
Wish I was the ambassador of the fucking worm people.
JSCwrd 5 months ago
The scotch egg joke was just... Shit.
KnoxyMcKnox 5 months ago
Woah!! You could cut the silence with a knife after Russell's crap Scotch egg joke!
englishguy2010 5 months ago
Captain's Log:
Jus ceen sum alienz. OMGWTFLOL :)
MindOfGenius 5 months ago
Fucking Worm People!
That. Made my day.
Atvishees 5 months ago
>mfw arguing on a fucking mock the week video
FangedDragon01 5 months ago
I was just looking through a list of Star Trek fanfiction when one of the summaries had the URL in it. This is the funniesr video I've seen second only to Ray William Johnson's stuff.
Iarinthel 5 months ago
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What's wrong?!? Im a serious shakespearian actor and Im talking to the embassador of the effing worm people!!!
clumsyone92 6 months ago 34
@clumsyone92 you spelt fucking wrong
ChazBoable 4 months ago
@ChazBoable i did that on purpose. Sorry if me not using offensive language, offends you...
clumsyone92 4 months ago
@clumsyone92 i know i was be pedantic
ChazBoable 4 months ago
*seemingly Dalek voice* Velcome to ze SS Enterprise Mr Eccleston!!
yes!!!
clumsyone92 6 months ago 94
@clumsyone92 i don't get it :(
Zookei 2 months ago
@Zookei Christopher Eccleston? Doctor Who?
Atreyu11385 2 months ago
@Atreyu11385 Don't watch doctor who lol
Zookei 2 months ago
@clumsyone92 German.
weeryan2008 2 months ago
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@weeryan2008 not German. I'll say the same thing to you that I said to @MichealBerreta I'm sure he was doing a Dalek accent, I know the Daleks aren't in star trek, Im not stupid. That was the joke was making. It was a Dalek voice, greeting Eccleston (the 9th Doctor) on the Enterprize. That's why it's funny. Get it.
clumsyone92 1 month ago
@clumsyone92 we are rising!!!!!!!!!!!!
daleksec666 1 month ago
@clumsyone92 WHY?
meatloaf133 1 month ago
@clumsyone92 I think it was supposed to be German. The Daleks ain't in Star Trek.
- MB
MichealBerreta 1 month ago
@MichealBerreta I'm sure he was doing a Dalek accent, I know the Daleks aren't in star trek, Im not stupid. That was the joke was making. It was a Dalek voice, greeting Eccleston (the 9th Doctor) on the Enterprize. That's why it's funny. Get it.
clumsyone92 1 month ago
@clumsyone92 You're wrong. It's Hugh's attempt at a GERMAN accent and the person being referenced is BERNIE Ecclestone, a big figure in British motor racing who had recently been found cavorting with dominatrices dressed as Nazis. That's why it's funny. Get. It.
leaguesmanoframsgate 1 month ago
@leaguesmanoframsgate that wasnt Ecclestone, it was supposedly Max Mosley
MadGodMachinations 1 month ago
@MadGodMachinations Then Hugh probably fluffed the line but since the audience laughed we can assume the same mistake was made by them.
leaguesmanoframsgate 1 month ago
@clumsyone92 This definitely shouldn't be top rated...wrong Eccleston, love. He was doing a German accent, not a Dalek voice, and if you think that sounds even remotely like a Dalek, you should watch more Doctor Who.
KATEisFAB 1 month ago
the black girl's joke make me cringe
willnelson50 6 months ago
sorry it was me who eat the scotch egg... but it was yummy :)
XJaffaCakes 6 months ago
WTF is wrong with people, i come on here to watch some frankie boyle and all i see in the comments is a bunch of twats arguing.
sadas25 6 months ago
May the Force be with you...wait, wrong franchise...
SWandGFFreak 6 months ago
Awww, there's no 'Deleted Lines from Star Wars'.
SWandGFFreak 6 months ago
All right! Which one of you ATE MY SCOTCH EGG?????!!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha I can't get enough of this porgramme! XD
xXx
ellenmelon771 6 months ago
You found the Scotch egg joke FUNNY???
englishguy2010 5 months ago
@englishguy2010 Hell yeah! XD xXx
ellenmelon771 5 months ago
........because you fancy Russell Howard and would laugh at him even if he burnt down your house?
englishguy2010 5 months ago
@englishguy2010 OK, I admit I fancy Russell Howard, but I also find him really funny. However, if he burnt my house down, he wouldn't be left with any arms to start any more fires. XD xXx
ellenmelon771 5 months ago
That man only appeals to girls lol. If you found his scotch egg joke funny, his slightly better jokes must floor you!!! Even the audience didn't laugh at it until they felt they had to lol
englishguy2010 5 months ago
@englishguy2010 Well, he does have an appeal with the gay community too. It's weird, cos you've never met me, and yet you know me so well! His good jokes DO floor me! XD xXx
ellenmelon771 5 months ago
Rumour has it that he's also popular amongst the cross eyed and childish communities too =)
englishguy2010 5 months ago
@englishguy2010 What can I say? I may not be cross eyed, but I can be childish. :P xXx
ellenmelon771 5 months ago
Russell Howard is both :P
englishguy2010 5 months ago
@englishguy2010 Yup! :P xXx
ellenmelon771 5 months ago
Warning! To avoid a headache please refrain from looking at all the spam filled comments below
hazzainius 6 months ago 222
@Accisma Again, you demonstrate your immaturity. I am not saying my views are any more valid than yours. I am trying to suggest my views in opposition to yours...you are the one attempting to put down my views as irrelevant through little more than childish insults.
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@Accisma society is going in the right direction, doesn't it?
And I would like to address your final comment. Yes I play Warhammer, amongst many other games; I enjoy the strategy aspect of the game itself. I fail to see what relevance this has to the current topic, other than an attempt to make yourself feel bigger. The personal attacks, as I have mentioned, were uncalled for and rather immature. You say I'm a "Child" when, in fact, you are the one acting their shoe size rather than their age.
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@ninjabreadman1993r Fuck off spamming the comments with your whiny drivel.
Phlegasus 6 months ago
@Phlegasus Dude. It ended a while ago. You don't want to see my "Whiny drivel" don't read it. Don't start it up again because you have to be the "big wo/man".
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@Accisma ..recently gotten to the point where they are allowed to progress far in business. I agree that there is still a little more work to be done, but that is just about removing peoples preconceptions, which are stereotypically held by the older generations...and they won't be around much longer. The bottom line is, men have had more time to get to a wealthy position, and to get practice. The fact that there are more wealthy businesswomen now than twenty years ago surely shows that...
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@Accisma authority of the police force and make punishments harsher. What I was talking about Was day-to-day life, legal issues, workplaces, etc. I do not think that the majority should be judged by what the scum at the bottom do.
And yes, there may be fewer wealthy women at the top, but with all of the laws in place to prevent discrimination, do you honestly believe that people are stopping women from getting wealthy? Have you thought it may just be coincidence? I mean, women have only...
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@Accisma ...accused of being unequal in terms of females and males based on what the criminals do? As far as I am concerned, criminals have forfeited their right to be counted in society at all. I am well aware of crime rates and the lack of any real control over criminals...but that is why they are called criminals. They are already breaking the law. What *I* meant was legally- LEGALLY- men and women are pretty much equal. There's not really much we can do about that other than increase the...
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@Accisma ...crime side of things, again, there is A) not really anything you can do legally, and also you hear less about female crimes because, stereotypically, males are more aggressive. I accept that. But the people who murder women are unlikely to really be that stable a person anyway, and actually I was talking about in the side of society that doesn't commit felonies. I mean, sure you can say that they are unequal because of crime rates, but do you think that all of society should be...
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@Accisma ...of a better word, a little insane, particularly over in America- not saying that females are insane, I'm saying that the nutty ones are more noticeable because they are in the minority- people are less willing to elect females. Although that is an issue that has to be addressed, you cannot do that legally. You have to try and cut down on the general crazy that seems to get elected in democracies. At least tyranny's have an excuse when a fruitcake takes charge...
Anyway, on the...
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@Accisma ...the rest get less of a look in, because people still have a slight stigma about it. For instance, Margaret Thatcher has a bad reputation. Not saying she was a good or bad PM, but she does have a bad reputation. The big song and dance about her being the first female PM probably didn't do much to help the standards that were instantly set for her, if I'm honest, but back to the point; Because Thatcher is unpopular, because there are a few other female politicians who are, for lack...
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@Accisma That was not necessary. Any point you may have is lost once you resort to childish insults. Why can't you just be mature and present an argument without personal attacks? You have just demonstrated how immature you are in failing to at least keep up a decent level of manners.
Fine. Only a minority of women are MP's...but I doubt that is due to sexism on the side of the majority. It may be that there are just fewer female politicians. It may be that a few bad female MP's mean that...
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@Accisma What's so funny?
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover i am not trying to offend anyone here, there are women who make me laugh like a mad man on coke, but just accept that female comedians aren't that funny
2MrAwsome 6 months ago
@2MrAwsome Yes, I can accept that. And some male comedians are terrible as well. It's not a gender thing, as everyone seems to be saying, it's the PERSON MAKING THE JOKE. Obviously.
annabelSPNlover 6 months ago
1:06 WINS. EVERYTHING.
ayanome 7 months ago
@punkmetal11 I enjoyed it :(
TweekDash 7 months ago 6
@punkmetal11 I loled :'(
1992jamo 7 months ago
33 people are the f***ing worm people
Chaarzane 7 months ago
Captain's log: Just seen some aliens OMG WTF LOL :D
Changchey 7 months ago 4
I can't even say the last one... I break out laughing before I cn say "fucking worm peopl!e"
kmabeb 7 months ago
is it just me or do female commedians just suck
2MrAwsome 7 months ago
@2MrAwsome No, it isn't just you. There's no biological reason for it, but it seems to be the rule that women comedians are just shite. I know plenty of women who are hilarious, but female comedians? Crap.
ninjabreadman1993r 7 months ago
@ninjabreadman1993r Pure crap.
annabelSPNlover 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover You may think so, but I don't. It's an opinion. I personally don't find female comedians funny...their routines are all the same. Every single one I've watched has had the same material; pregnancy, periods, men suck and, if they're overweight, that they're fat. They just bore me now. Again, that's an opinion. You may think that they're brilliant. But I think that it's possible that you're just saying that its pure crap because you're of the ilk that loves crying "Sexist!" :D
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@ninjabreadman1993r Male comedians follow the same pattern. Genitals, women, sex, and gay jokes is all they talk about for the most part. Then, BOTH genders crack jokes from nowhere, proving that there IS no stereotype really, just biased opinions from certain viewers. I get defensive when stuff like 'it seems to be the rule that women comedians are just shite' is said, because it's unwarranted and presumptuous, not to mention completely untrue.
annabelSPNlover 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover It isn't untrue. I said that there is no reason for it and that I have plenty of female friends who are funny as all hell- who agree with me, weirdly- but from what I've seen, there are almost no consistently funny female comedians. Can you watch any Mock The Week round with a woman in it and honestly say "She was just as funny as the males"? Maybe you can. But I, personally, can't. I agree that there are crap males, but there seems to be a much greater proportion of bad...
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover ...females than males, compared to the overall number, who are "Mainstream". I am not "Bias" and I resent the implication. I love stand up comedy, and comedy in general, and if a female comes on and says stuff that makes me laugh, I'll laugh. I don't care that they are female. All I want to do is bloody well laugh. It so happens that those females on comedy shows don't make me laugh. Of course males have their material, but they have material *around* that material...
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover ...Take, for instance, Michael MacIntyre. I have not once heard him crack a joke that is unique to males. It may be that I don't remember, or that I didn't see a particular show, but I cannot remember when he has done a sexual joke that couldn't be done by a woman. A lot of his material is unisex. Same with Jack Dee, Dara O'Brian, Frankie Boyle, Frank Skinner, Jeff Dunham and Reginald D Hunter. Most women comedians have the same material, delivered in a similar way...
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover ...and it gets boring. Even the female comedian you cited earlier isn't that amusing to me...I think that it's just because she's in a successful show along other comedians who make her look funny. I may be wrong...I haven't seen much of her stand up, but the parts I have seen have bored me. But I am not prejudice...I am all for equal rights, and if a female comedian who is any good actually shows up, I will support her whole-heartedly. Until then, I will maintain that...
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover ...the majority of female comedians are not as good as their male counterparts. There is a reason why there are so few female comedians, after all. So from my stand-point, the comment is not presumptuous or unwarranted; it is an observation made on the basis of personal opinion. I mean, it isn't like I said that "All women are shit at being funny". I said that "Women comedians are, as a rule, shite". As I said; there is no biological reason for it, but it seems to be the case.
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@ninjabreadman1993r You have too much time on your hands. Fine; you have an opinion, just don't waste others' time by justifying it poorly from whatever obviously male-central comedy you've seen. And stop trying to dispel Miranda's success by saying it's on account of her supporting cast; you just cannot admit there might actually be a good FEMALE comedian.
annabelSPNlover 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover You see, now I've just lost all interest in what you have to say. That comment right there just proved how little attention you have paid to what I have been saying, and how unwilling you are to accept that maybe someone can have an opinion and not be sexist. Try reading my comments before putting words in my mouth. This just reinforces my comment from earlier; you just want an excuse to cry sexist...try actually listening to someone instead of looking for an excuse to bitch.
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@ninjabreadman1993r Well keep looking, I'm dying to read another 50000 word essay on why you don't like something. Why don't you TRY to be a little less conceited? Good luck on spitting insults at everyone who contradicts you, I'm sure it'll work out great.
annabelSPNlover 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover Ah, you have to love the sweet, sweet sound of hypocrisy.
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@ninjabreadman1993r Man, I just wanted to watch funny clips! We are in an age where SEEMINGLY sexist comments are taken seriously, how did you expect me to react? Women and men are capable of the same things speaking in terms of jobs, though each gender may have strengths in different areas. Comedy however, is a neutral zone where every individual has their own style good or bad, some men are terrible, some women are great. And vice versa. Don't knock a whole gender because of one example. :-)
annabelSPNlover 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover I expected you to react in a rational, non-aggressive way. If you actually read my comments, I actually say "There is no reason for it, and I know several women who are much funnier than many of my male friends, but the female *comedians* that I have seen are, as a rule, crap". That is what I said. You are the one attempting to turn this on its head and trying to make ME seem like I'm slamming a whole gender. Please read my comments before replying. Thank you.
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover You claim that I have justified my opinion poorly. I actually think that I have explained it rather extensively, using real life examples, anecdotal evidence and clarifications to make my point clear. You have just responded with insults and flames. So who is really justifying their opinion poorly here? If you paid attention, you would know that I am more than willing to believe that there is a good female comedian out there, it's just that I don't believe I've seen them yet.
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover I mean, really...re-read the comments that each of us have made. I have never slammed the whole gender, presenting opinions based on my observations. You have been the one who has attempted to put words in my mouth and who has reacted aggressively whenever I have said anything that you have decided to blow out of all proportion. You are correct; anything that could be mildly construed as sexist is made a big deal of, and that is WRONG. How can females ever expect equality when..
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover ...they react so negatively to comments that most men would just shrug off? If you react in a way that marks you as different, you have to expect to be treated differently. I think that women have equality right now. You have advantages in some areas, and we have advantages in others. We have equality. Forgive me, but I do think that many feminists are actually campaigning for supremacy; they want men to give up all of our advantages, but they don't want to reciprocate.
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@2MrAwsome The pretty one's can suck as much as they want.......oooer
masere 7 months ago
@2MrAwsome Well that's not sexist at all. What are you from, the Middle Ages? Just because you haven't SEEN many funny comediennes doesn't mean there aren't any. What about Miranda Hart, she won People's Choice Awrd for Best King or Queen of Comedy in the BCA's this year, and her show's brilliant. Try to be more 21st century, please.
annabelSPNlover 6 months ago
@annabelSPNlover But it seems to me that, whilst I am perfectly willing to say "You know what, I might not find them funny, but if you do, fair enough," you seem very determined to accuse us of being sexist and of being from the "Middle Ages" just because we don't find many female comedians funny. That's hardly tolerant of our opinions, is it? You're offended by the remarks? Fine. As a Comedian once said, "Be Offended. Nothing happens! ...I get offended when I see boy bands for gods sake!" :D
ninjabreadman1993r 6 months ago
@DropTheLeashUK
He has a lazy eye u disrespectful cunt
MrCrazedmaniac 7 months ago
there's going to be some changes round here people call me tatty bo jangles
Megasambeful 7 months ago
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medudemedude 7 months ago
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Natalie6302 7 months ago
to be fair that was a really shit crowd, i laughed quite hard at all the jokes
convictPKlol 7 months ago
after the scotch egg joke people laughed not because of Russell but because Frankie was up next, just based on that you could clearly tell what a true comedian is...
danelletakarai 7 months ago
Look at frankie boyles reaction to frank skinners joke at 0:37.
Rickyandme1 7 months ago
....I don't get the "scotch egg" joke, but the awkward silence was funny. =D
Unolai 7 months ago
'what's wrong? i'm a serious shakespearean actor, and i'm talking to the ambassador of the fucking worm people!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
BeatSurrender3 7 months ago 5
captains log: just seen some aliens omg wtf lol :)
emmalayla2010 7 months ago 124
how about, instead of wasting time arguing on youtube, we all just accept that mock the week is incredible and some people appreciate it in different ways than others?
me4evaful 7 months ago
@me4evaful no no that requires too many braincells, never gonna work
CorvusCorone68 7 months ago
@CorvusCorone68
i agree. sometimes i wonder if humans will ever come to favour and dictate thier lives by knowledge and cold hard fact like me or remain foolish and stupid and allow themselves to be constantly ruled by their emotions
evilanimegenious 7 months ago