Merry X-mas, Patrick!

[Eatazombie]

What is it? It's a effing pig, Patrick. Jeez, I thought you went to Harvard.

[poturrate]

guys you should really read the book , there's even a cameo appearance by tom cruise!!

[redarrowhead2]

man I'm glad my friend showed me this movie when we we were smoking. Such a good movie

[CuntyMcFuckOff]

that constant look of disgust.

[stefanstewart93]

''Hey Hamilton , have a holly jolly Christmas'' I laughed so hard at that

[javier15xd]

òÓ what is it?

~a pig~

[NellaN1337]

It's CHRISTmas, not X-mas, I know "Christ" is hard for you to type as a Jew, but come on.

[dontmess873]

@NellaN1337 From Wikipedia -

""Xmas" is a common abbreviation of the word "Christmas". It is sometimes pronounced /ˈɛksməs/, but it, and variants such as "Xtemass", originated as handwriting abbreviations for the typical pronunciation /ˈkrɪsməs/. The "-mas" part is from the Latin-derived Old English word for "Mass",[1] while the "X" comes from the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter of the Greek word Χριστός, translated as "Christ".[2]"

Ah, the wonders of teh interwebs...

[66ott7]

@NellaN1337 I seen that bastard sitting in his office on the phone with the CEO spinning a fucking minora.

[mahavishnuxc]

@NellaN1337 Thank God somebody addressed the fact that this goddamn christ-killing, matzah eating bastard and overall scum of the earth didnt type "Christmas" on the title of the video. When he dies I hope Jesus and his dad don't spare him any ounce of mercy. I mean people like him are the absolute worst, it repulses me.

by the way, i was joking and you're fucking asshole.

[NellaN1337]

@mahavishnuxc

Holocau$t denier.

[mahavishnuxc]

@NellaN1337 I'n not jewish, but i am european and i can assure you that the holocaust was real. Now, I know that it's difficult to hear about these things with your head up your ass, but believe me it happened and it wasn't "cool."

[NellaN1337]

@mahavishnuxc

Obama killed 9 million Turks. Evidence? Apparently I don't need any, so don't question it.

[mahavishnuxc]

@NellaN1337

Ay yo G, there's a lot of evidence on the Holocaust. Again, you really need to see a doctor or suregon to remove thoust head from thine ass.

[NellaN1337]

@mahavishnuxc

I think you need to dust off that dictionary and look up evidence, once you've done that, feel free to show me some evidence.

[mahavishnuxc]

@NellaN1337 hey brah. you obviously have internet, look it up yo-self. I think you're just trolling so im gonna let you be.

[NellaN1337]

@mahavishnuxc

What I thought, no evidence. Shocking.

Remember, brah, Obama killed 12 million Turks, or was it 9? What ever, it's a fact.

[mahavishnuxc]

@NellaN1337

Okay, mang. I'm a tell you a little a secret. I"m an I work for the Italian secret service. Yes, its very true. I have documents that serve as evidence that the Holocaust is real. And so is Santa Claus, but he was gunned down by a German tank machine, it was an accident. Jesus is also real and aliens.

[NellaN1337]

@mahavishnuxc

I too have documents that Obama killed 12 million Turks, however, you'll never see them, you just have to take my word for it.

[mahavishnuxc]

@NellaN1337 yes but are not a federal agent like me, so your documents are invalid.

[stein7541]

i love this film

[rowdy8888]

In the book, the waiters are all LITTLE PEOPLE.

[iwillknifeya]

I posted this on my sisters wall on FaceBook and she kindly pointed out that the man Patrick is talking to at 0:57 is Jared Leto from 30 Seconds to Mars. He must have been around 25 years old here.

[IrrelevantBear]

@iwillknifeya Yes, Paul Allen is played by the lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars! He's the guy who gets murdered by Patrick later in the movie.

[SirRunk]

The last good movie Reese Witherspoon ever starred in.

[KesserCFC4eva]

@SirRunk Walk The Line came out in 2005

[SirRunk]

@KesserCFC4eva I know.

[KesserCFC4eva]

@SirRunk ok.

[yemanyaaa]

Have a Holly Jolly Xmas all of you youtube Viewers!

[XArcPaladinX]

like a mother fucking boss

[91Hatcher]

0:30 to 0:48 are the best 18 seconds of cinema history.

[annaunddaslicht]

Christian Bale ist a genius ...he didnt play Pat Bateman...he was him!

[disengagejam]

Every year i can't wait for Christmas time so i can say that infamous line "have a holly jolly christmas!!!" =D

[KesserCFC4eva]

@disengagejam hahaha I just did that too XD Nobody I know is movie-trained enough to know where it comes from though -_- But in a way that makes it better :)

Have a holly jolly Christmas :)

[vancityguy]

Man, those yuppies hire little people as elves. They sure don't skimp out.

[slaidification]

"And please don't say breast implants again."

ROFL!!!!!

[jimbobhk2009]

@slaidification u were?

[yemanyaaa]

Is a little baby piggy wiggy isnt?

[pete1210able]

4 people got breast implants for christmas

[imacomputer80085]

Little did Justin Theroux know his next biggest role would be dating Jennifer Anniston. Jared Leto, Reese Witherspoon, Christian Bale, everyone else turned out great, why such a short straw Justin??

[mistarcraw]

She never saw that mistletoe coming. Classic

[nardcalls]

what is it?



[mmim810]

"Hey Hamilton, have a holly-jolly Christmas, is Allen still handling the Fischer account?"

[SchwarzerMannn]

@mmim810 absolutely hilarious every time he says that i crack up

[solgoode1]

@mmim810 that line cracks me up too lol

[F7FALCON]

is it me or is this line sound a lot like francine from american dad

[demetraoo]

isn't jared letho at 1:08?

[Gwynnbleid030]

@demetraoo Be ashamed for asking that question,by that u just revealed that u dont even know the name of tthe movie.

[demetraoo]

@Gwynnbleid030

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

it s only a question honey

be quiet.

[n93Barker]

hahah "what is it..."

[hisluckienstar614]

i'm surprised he didnt kill the pig too. lol.

[hisluckienstar614]

i think all the killing in the movie was symbolic. what he would have liked to have done maybe. but not even that. i dont think he's evil. he's just frustrated with his life i think people have thoughts in their heads all the time that may shock others if they shared it. but this isnt stuff he actually did or would do for real! its a fantasy that we get to watch. from a lonely unhappy rich spoiled 80's dude with a great tan that for whatever reason just cant get a reservation at DORSIA!

[xixdemonsick666]

@hisluckienstar614 Oh he is evil. Have you read the book?

[napalmwedding]

"Say hello to Snowball. Snowball says: Merry Christmas Patrick!!"

That is my voicemail greeting for the holidays! :D

[SadysticBathory]

OMG JARED LETO FROM 30 SECONDS TO MARS!!

[Fishstixj4l]

Hey Hamilton, have a holly jolly Christmas. Is Alan still handling the Fisher account?

[cfcfubar]

Well, the man wants breast implants for Christmas!

[qwame100]

"Patrick, why is he calling you Marcus?"

"Misseltoe alert!" Translation: "Oh, just shut up and kiss me you blonde self-centern bitch!!!"

[DecadentDetective]

that pig looked so cute...

[ToddSGallows]

Still Bale's best film performance. Well this and The Machinist at a close second.

[manulito2]

Bale's face at 0:43 is just the very definition of hatred and disgust.

[Cellardoor187]

@manulito2 Maybe you could uhhh bring Cecilia..

[manulito2]

@Cellardoor187 Oh, Cecilia would adore it!

[YouLawst]

Christian Bale is a king

[McLarenMercedes]

Funny how Bateman's opinion of shallow people and their stupid pets is pretty much identical with mine.

In the book it is clear he loathes a homosexual who even had his dog sent to some plastic surgeon for animals. Wish they would have included that scene in the movie.

[bobjones1783]

@McLarenMercedes there's a ton of scenes from the book that they should have included in the movie but didn't because they would have to censor most of it. I really wish they would have developed his relationship with Jean more in the movie (in the movie he makes a fake reservation at dorsia but in the book he actually goes to the restaurant and pretends to be somebody else. I laugh every time I read that part :D

[BLUDDYknucklez]

Thank God Edward Norton turned down the initial offer for the role, because Christian Bale was perfect for the role.

[SchwarzerMannn]

@BLUDDYknucklez the funny thing is that Edward Norton still had the chance to harm Jarod Leto in a different movie (Fight Club) and yes you are right Christian Bale was perfect for this role. Classic.

[CRAKIZGOOD]

@SchwarzerMannn

imagine christian bale in fight club

lol

[kingadham17O889]

@BLUDDYknucklez Dicaprio was offered the role 1st

[MrGurujoe1985]

@kingadham17O889 I'm not sure if he was offered the role, but I do know that he was very interested in the part, but the director Mary Harron found that Bale actually "understood" the comedic values within the story, and chose him.

[iwillknifeya]

@BLUDDYknucklez Norton would have been good too I guess come to think of it :D

[jradetzky]

@BLUDDYknucklez yeah, he's such a natural born prick

[swccxcmdr]

@BLUDDYknucklez Yes he was almost suspiciously too good like he wasn't acting like he was crazy like he actually was... but i'm sure that's just his talents haha

[physcobuny]

@BLUDDYknucklez ed norton would've been really fucking good for this too

[MrJkid2010]

@BLUDDYknucklez Yeah. bale is perfect for this role, But don't 'thank god' another great actor couldn't play the role. your giving off bad messages there bro.

[BLUDDYknucklez]

@MrJkid2010 What sort of bad messages? I don't understand.

[MrJkid2010]

@BLUDDYknucklez oh, it just means ppl might overreact, lol.

[tariqsayed]

great scene from a fucking hilarious movie. Bale just knows exactly how he should play Bateman and pulls it off brilliantly

[118amel]

lol



[tracegirl1616]

christian bale + jared leto= really hot!!!

[Scumbagization]

what is it

[aplayaz2000]

shes hot

[saintjimmy456]

patrick bateman = 50% ted bundy, 50% ron burgundy

[Quet723]

its funny cuz when alan calls him marcus in front of her he says missleto alert for an excuse

[0306babylove]

@Quet723 really? how nice of you to explain this to us...

[nothingbandvideos]

jared letos staring at someones chest is so arrogant its ridicilous

[bp56789]

@nothingbandvideos hang on--jared letos staring at someones chest exaggerates his sense of his own importance? Or maybe you don't know what the fuck arrogant means, which seems more likely. DO NOT use words that you don't understand because it makes you look like a moron.

[nothingbandvideos]

@bp56789 are you kidding me, its so arrogant and rude its insane by looking at the chest while talking to someone, I loved it, dont get me wrong, but it just reminds me of how crazy arrogant those kinda people can be...

[bp56789]

@nothingbandvideos yeah it's rude but look up arrogant in the dictionary before you use it again. You did not understand my previous comment. Read it again.

[CrocodilusPontifex]

urge to kill... RISING!

[paddymourinho]

"Alan!" "Marcus!"

[Guyfr0msweden]

I kinda feel like that guy some time... most of the time.

[MrImAPencil]

Now I know how Bateman gets his bacon

[fitslikeaglove1]

lucky girl

[whannes]

those bullies probably arent alive at the end of the movie.

[moonpig118]

thats the faggot from 30 seconds to mars isn't it?

[fitslikeaglove1]

@moonpig118 yes he is

[kingy133]

@moonpig118 He is not a faggot.

Don't say things like that, the Echelon will come after you.

[TheManOfRash]

Oh my god...it even has a watermark.

[rockston11]

Hamilton is played by a man named Tufford Kennedy. I am so proud to say I was a student of his in grade 8 drama school.

[cocksnap123]

-- Hey Hamilton, have a Holly Jolly Christmas...

[Eatazombie]

I can always get you a lime.

[Grantrus71]

"I've been here the entire time, you just didn't see me"

[daweadil]

why does hared allens name change each time they referr to him?!?

[daweadil]

@daweadil jared*

[meNtor890]

@daweadil It's because the lack of individuality in today's world. and especially among these self-centered empty men. Allen called Patrick Marcus just now too. Same thing in the end, the lawvyer thought he talked to Allen but he was mistaken as Allen is dead. Same thing when the detective heard Bateman was with his buddies at the time of Allen's dissappearance. Another mix up.

[homesauce2000]

I wonder what HER head would look like on a stick. Hahaha XD

[F34rAndLo4thing]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

American Psycho

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974

[mgreene95]

... mistletoe alert!

[TittyTittyBangBangXX]

We're going to Nell's. Limo's out front.

[AndreLeCoz]

i dont get the big deal about her saying merry xmas partrick???

[Noroxi]

I love how someone randomly put that antler headband on him and he didn't even seem to notice.

[monkeynuts76]

@Noroxi Bateman axed him that night

[13thmistral]

@Noroxi in the book he ends up having multiple headbands without noticing it

[rusamene]

@Noroxi He is  in touch with humanity, though.

[Cornelius997]

bale definitely got caught in his role as patrick bateman....

[slickvicsagat]

At my company holiday party coming up this weekend, I'm going to make it a point to tell someone in that same disinterested, hollow tone- "Have a holly jolly Christmas."

[Eatazombie]

LOL Cecilia? Oh Cecilia would ADORE it.

[1987Bateman]

Bateman has an awesome scowl

[freshPrincess626]

Patrick with the reindeer antlers on his head just makes this scene for me. such a hilarious contradiction...

[dukas420]

That guy could be Bales stunt double with that hair and suit. The face and tie are the only things I can point out that are not identical.

[ares12790]

Hey Everyone have a HOLLY JOLLY XMAS 2010

[black5kitty]

Snowball is so cute!

[downtownford]

@black5kitty looks tasty! jk

[black5kitty]

@downtownford lol

[unrectifiable]

I'm sure Patrick would love to open Snowball up with a chainsaw in front of Evelyn. Or bother of them.

[disengagejam]

what does mr. grinch want for Christmas ? - and don't say breast implants again *HAHA*

[NoONEOutside]

have u noticed that in every scene Patrick is on the left side of the shot. In film the character on the left represents evil

[ljoekelsoey4]

@NoONEOutside in the break up scene he is on the right of the screen.

[K4M1K4Z3666]

@ljoekelsoey4 which would mean he is getting away from the evil that yeilds the name WITHERSPOON!!

[RobDowneyJrFan87]

@NoONEOutside Yeah :)

[asweetpotato77]

Mistletoe Alert!

[dontmakemeMAD1990]

0:35 even i woud like to take that pig out of here arms and smash it against an wall till its dead, and then enjoy the cries of that women

she talks like an babysitter to patrick euwh

[Iori400]

Evelyn is a sore bitch. She should get off his nuts already and die like a whore..

[Swanbow]

I love the antlers

[odgersfan83]

:14 makes me want to meet someone named Hamilton. Christmas is right around the corner..

[Ruychaven]

I love how he points his finger in the air before walking away :)

[vlad10100]

peligroo muerdago!

[graverobber909]

i love the look on his face when he looks at the pig lol

[MarkVll]

I love Bateman

[cstinia]

Patrick looks so so funny with those antlers on his head, hahaha

[McLarenMercedes]

I almost despise Evelyn as much as Bateman does. In the book the pranks he plays on her for his own amusement is hilarious.

[Krygeryo]

@McLarenMercedes Haha yeah, the chocolate covered urinal cake was awesome.

[lovelybones17171]

if anyone were to kill me , it'd be christian bale :)

[Janetvdl]

Ugh Reese Witherspoon should be thankful that she got to kiss the hottest guy in Hollywood

[EscapeFilmsS]

This movie is meant to be a comedy. Even though it's a horror.

[sweiland75]

@EscapeFilmsS It's a dark comedy. Not a horror.

[WakeupGetupSleep]

*insert quote from video here*

[addzack11]

@WakeupGetupSleep *insert quote from an insert quote comment*

[Horrortunes]

One of the best movies ever.

[TheShart1234]

partrick bateman was called mcloid and marcus. such a good movie with a interesting story

[ART1975CZ]

I hate Fucking Chritsmas !

[sweiland75]

@ART1975CZ How do you fuck Christmas?

[ART1975CZ]

@sweiland75 Woman Are ROugh with Me ! & Cake !

I FUCKNG HATE CHRISYMANS

[drzaki123]

"What does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas? And don't say breast implants again. "

[xman6918]

misletoe alert hahahahahah

[theprivateer83]

Does any one else find that women just hate this movie?