Let's Play Zen Bondage 1: Lure and Turtle

[ProblmSolvd]

I looked at my turtle while watching this... he could use a new coat of paint...

[DeceasedCrab]

@ProblmSolvd Don't paint him. Give him some food. I always wanted a pet turtle. You be good to it!

[ProblmSolvd]

@DeceasedCrab they are like $15 here in NZ

And every now and then I do paint his shell, but its non toxic washable paint

He doesnt seem to mind

[TheSpaceSwine]

0:23 That appears to be Carnation Pink.

[Dracorex13]

Why did the game start playing the William Tell Overture at 0:25?

[jaqez]

I have a turtle :(

[spawnxiv]

Bermuda gets NOTHING. Dang Bermudians and their geometric figures. Can you figure out the area of a triangle? NO, YOU DIED.

[TastyBurger88]

Hey, DC! There is a sequel to this game, it is called Zen Bound 2!

[Steeple333]

Looks like pink - heliotrope if you want to be specific

[FMagl]

This is one of the stranger games I have seen.

[DrFrohman]

HA! That "Bermuda, you gettin' it?" Is from Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds.

[egdeltur666]

@DrFrohman Neat.

[cockfag69]

I think it is red violet. Like the Crayola crayon.

[xarboy5000]

The music eats away at my sanity. This is the music you play at a crazy person convention, or in one of those flea markets that almost drives its customers away with horrible VERY LOUD music.

[Anevexn]

wheres the button to give up and get a damn brush.

[BobtheGsta]

Mario taught me to kill turtles, not to partake in... Bondage... with them.

[alexlandsbergs]

you have it wrong turtles are to be jumped on. and their shells are to be thrown at fungus, other turtles, fish, people with boomerangs, football players, and people with sledge hammers

[Decapita24]

The music's very catchy. ^_^

[GPadd]

And this game reminds me of Zen Of Clover, mostly because of the "Zen" in the name and the supposed to be relaxing thing.

[Ironzealot7531]

weird game

[FlamboyantPencil]

Its meant to be relaxing I guess? Cool looking game. D: You said the site for it when down though?

Also, DC, you are rapidly becoming one of my favourite LP-ers.

[monstermashman22]

this game looks fun

[SwtSug3742]

that first block's paint look... fushia? or however you spell it?

[okamishujin]

We Want A Rock!

[killroy42]

Are the physics as good/realistic as it looks on the vids?

[Ptoras]

Turtles are not to be wrapped in twine. They are to be JUMPED on!

Fantastic. Your commentary just makes everything better.

[josq1500]

It's by They Might Be Giants, but I forget the name, Awesome.

[Hockster00]

Peta would have a fit if this game was more popular.

[Goodguy211]

Best Freaking game ever!!!

[Banished777]

I have to question your choice of games :p. Do you like have a whole bunch of games in a hat and you pull them out?

Whoever though of this...well...they were thinking... or something. I am lost for words.

[VeePickle]

I think he has a hat with NO games in it, and he reaches in and pulls out a game idea. This game is then made, and he plays it.

[SolarVampire]

Very inefficient way of painting, but takes less paint than just painting it, I guess?

I'm sure in real life, it'd be so much easier... if you wore gloves, of course.

[thewhulk]

well its pointless to do it its messy and its

a waste of paint its hard to words

paint bruss

[ConkerDude]

Lol, You got 101% :D

[NikaSAnna]

you find some of the neatest games

[Akhiloth]

This game..! You could think it's porn if you didn't know how it plays. The vibrating bird only makes things worse!

[CelticsBird33]

Very true.

[lichking137]

...........ya ammmm..........ya

[SA2BFTW]

poor turtle

[Rachan1337]

at least its not grend color

[TyberZannxxxx]

The color used to paint the lure was pink.

[BLACKSABBATH0HM]

dont get any ideas from this game! turtles are not meant to be wrapped around with a rope!

they are meant to be jumped on and have their shells busted

[JCgamer7gamehackerNR]

just because you said so im puting my turtel in the lake.

[botchrush]

psst, the little bird changes the music.

[linkeffect82]

This is one cool, weird little puzzle game ^^.

[JacobX89]

'... it... vibrates, I guess...'

taken out of context to enhance perverseness :P

[childoftreachery]

Where do you find these games?  You find some of the most interesting games!

[lici95]

When I was little, I used to love crayola names,I practically studied them.But I think that first color was tickle me pinkif not razzamatazz red.

[pbmaster123]

LOL for some reason this was strangely hilarious to me...

[TrueSoreThumb]

You ended at 101%! Sweet 8)

[homesliceme]

I laugh every time I watch your videos!

[CrashCat2]

This actually looks like a pretty good spatial reasoning game. You have to be able to analyze the shape and find a path that covers but also doesn't skip between facets. Also you have to watch that you don't get cut off by stuff you're rotating toward. DC makes it look easy but this could get pretty tricky.

[northan2]

This game looks cool and all, but I'm kinda sad knytt stories is over... Oh well, this game might inspire some hilarity.

[Introbulus]

...O.o; To quote La-Mulana Maiden, DC, what have you gotten into?!

This...is by far, the wierdest game I've ever seen you play..and that's including War with the Evil Power Master and Skuljagger...and combining the two together. @_@; Um...woo-hoo?

[theauthorman123]

Wha..?

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Uh... Go back to Knytt.

[TehDrumDude]

that color's called magenta i think...

there has been a german bicycle team that wore this color .. it looked re-god-damn-diculous xDD

[firetu]

Painting a shape with rope? How could you lose?

[Tr0tim]

Maybe you should jam bananas in your ears.

[Tr0tim]

Are you going to play LSD (Dream Emulator) sometime too? XD

[MaduinB]

Might I suggest the song by Aquabats, "Attacked by Snakes" for your (assumably) last reptilian themed block?

Well, I did suggest it regardless of your consent, but yeah.

[Atma505]

That music kicked ass, son.

[DeceasedCrab]

Your ass perhaps but it's the same 4 tracks over and over, I sort of HAVE to switch it up.

[ChazDragoon]

yeeeah.. when i saw it i was like: Holy shit..BONDAGE? Imagine my surprize...its bondage, just not the "other" fun kind. XD

[jonjonrov]

this better not be the game your going to play... i mean really... come one... cube & a turtle... not very cool....i am not happy about any of this.. who put you up to this... is this a joke.. or just some sick game your playing on all of us... i need to know.. not fun for you not fun for me.

[DeceasedCrab]

Good thing my life doesn't revolve around making you happy. It'll be done in a few days.

[ChibiSoma]

I love when people on the internet get demanding over their free entertainment, don't you?

[Bastiest]

When I read the name, my first thought was "What the hell are you playing?" but good thing is, those are blocks not girls you are tieing in.

[chischis25]

Am I the only one that was disappointed?

... What? Don't look at me like that! ;P

Fascinating game, BTW. They should make a Wii version.

[mkiozipangbuu]

If the game was Japanese, they'd have at least a little girl block in a school dress.

[takaniii]

That is AWESOME!

I want that turtle, so I can put it in my room and do naughty things to it.

[DeceasedCrab]

You need help. Go find it.

[TheDish101]

I am help.... and it's MY turtle...

[NotPigeonV2]

"That is what you get, turtle!"

This is what you get.

This is what you get.

This is what you get when you mess with us.

For a minute there, I lo-

Okay, I'm done quoting Radiohead now.

[SirGameandWatch]

Crazy.

[Jigglysaint]

Possibly the weirdest LP since the game where you had to slap people.

[Jerails]

Not just people, your family! Well, they're actually your in-laws...But they're still family!

[bitterbadger]

I love this game. It's so peaceful and simple. Good clean fun.

[exo0O]

Yeah, different music would be good.

I request: Queen - Don't stop me now! :D

[LEGOmationworks]

Huh, interesting game, I think that color is magenta...

[svbh07]

WOOT! 101% on the last one!

[jukeboxlord]

what kind of a name is zen bondage????

[Amityrockstarx]

It seems quite odd yet quite addicting and interesting

[RoySalamandra]

This is an interesting game. owo

[Ryokugun2]

Hurray for turtle bondage!!!

...

That came out wrong...

[TheHelldragon]

What a strange little game.

Requesting "DeceasedCrab Wraps Blocks In Twine While He Plays Unfitting Music".

[Marpharrore]

Turtles are the universal abuse sponges of videogamedom.

[DMXP100]

weird game

[kaidrunkfistmaster]

wierd

[auranthro]

...you got to be kidding me xD Why does it have to be a block of wood you are covering :(

Weird concept.. but looks pretty hard in the end. You look really good at it. o-o

[LaZodiac]

The title says Bondage, so my warped mind leads me to belive that the paint is some kind of wooden blood. But Zen clears my mind of such thoughts. Its a shame to see the Kynnt stuff go, but this is a worthy replacement.

[Shintaka9009]

MAGENTAAA! :D

[mashuren]

I'd say that the color is somewhere between Wisteria and Orchid.

[Sanguis43]

You what?!?!?!

[n3k0zawa]

weird game is weeeiiirrrd. It's like katamari

without the LSD. Kinda.

[KiteBaaw]

Looks like pink to me, DC. Also...Jeeze. This..makes no sense. No sense in the least. Guh.