woodchuck

[1thruZ]

woodchucks are insanely dangerous.

[itekisan]

Hey, pal, listen for real! You are called a ground(!)hog. Got it? GROUNDhog. G-R-O-U-N-D. Now GET down that from there at once! That's a good boy, that's a good boy, yeah! ;D

[mofo4shoable]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood - "say as fast as you can" lol =)

[Ygdrasium]

THEY DO EXIST

[mofo4shoable]

@Ygdrasium haha glub glub

[tom8fallon8]

groundhog

[360sk8t]

How much woodchucks would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck woodchucks.

[BitterPoetMadman]

IF he could??????????

[selboo1234]

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck? If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

hehhee

[soopernaught]

Ooh... OUCH! Did I hurt your feelings, bruh? Guess I did - which was the whole point of my comment. You post on a vid that you KNOW animal lovers are digging, and post an incendiary comment to piss people off, then act all hurt when I diss on your pathetic, piece 'o shit grandpa. Eat it. Go lick the dingleberries from your grandpas gray-furred taint, and feed THOSE to the woodchucks, I'm sure that we'll stave them off.

[ccubsfan94]

yeah it s not fun and games when you have to pay thousands to re foundation a house bitch

[Miragegagt]

never knew they could climb trees

[guitarmon77]

we're going to be friends - the white stripes

[eatlayschips]

song?

[anthonywhite01]

i have a woodchuck that i luv in my yard to...!

[emannyc2002]

its like a big squirell !

i thought they only come out at night ? and i thought didn't climb trees?

oh no ... they are evolving!!!

[BlikjeBier]

how much wood would a woodchuck chop if a woodchuck could chop wood?

[gaaraburame]

i think u mean chop

[BlikjeBier]

no, i did not

[gaaraburame]

so u meant to say how much wood would a woodchuck chop?

[BlikjeBier]

i said what i meant

[mehdan2]

a woodchuck is an overgrown furred rat.

they're dumb as rats but cute

[MightyFinder]

AWESOME!!!

[AndyITALY07]

distgusting

[corridorsofpower]

So they must be North America's equivalent of Kangaroo Island's Eucalyptus leave-eating Koala.

[meetzemonster]

this is SO cute. i love the song you picked for it too!

[cabstronaut]

thanks to his cousins, any attempt at keeping a garden in my yard is an exercise in futility....my property has more tunnels under it than the island of Manhattan...

[soopernaught]

That's because to coexist with them requires brains. That's where your futility problem lay.

To protect our garden from woodchucks, we F-E-E-D the woodchucks each morning, and each evening. Viola' - full woodchucks don't bother with the garden. And they eat out of our hands. They're actually quite tame now.

Animals will ALWAYS go after the easier meal.

As far as the tunnels go, they're actually GOOD for the garden - we call it TILLED EARTH.

[cabstronaut]

Brilliant idea. That way there will be twice as many with every succeeding year to finish undermining the foundations of the outbuildings and the piled stone foundation of the house. They burrow against, or into vertical surfaces....not much tilled soil there. Perhaps city dwellers should deal with their rats in a similar way. I can't wait to spread the good news to the local orchards and horse farms as well. My old next door neighbors used to feed them. The new homeowners got dogs.

[soopernaught]

No, you see, I live in northwest pa, surrounded by farming community and national forest. So don't whine to me about "how your foundation is being destroyed blah blah" like some limp-wristed little hick wanna be - I AM a hick. I've dealt with these creatures my whole life, and with a little time and effort, you CAN coexist with them. So, they burrow into vertical surfaces, eh? Are you Bilbo Baggins? Do live in a hill?? LOL.

[jeepcreep927]

Last time I checked females are not "nuetered". Ya, everything can coexist until disease and starvation even out a population the natural way. Can't we all just get along?

[soopernaught]

And to wit, the Pa forest service along with the fish and game commission offer duty free, tax deductible tagging, bagging, and NUETERING of female 'hogs each year - and it's worth the effort: I got nearly $3000 back this year from last years "have a heart" program. But I don't expect lazy hick wanna-be's like yourselves have the motivation to CONSERVE wildlife in this fashion. And you 'tards wonder why your local ecology is fucked up - grow some brains..

[soopernaught]

Also, RATBOYEEE: Rats are disease carrying scavengers. So don't even start with that comparison, you mongoloid. 'chucks live on Legumes, carrots and other vegetarian produce, like a rabbit. And if they're really burrowing into your foundation you must live up north, with cold winters, right? Well: GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND PUT SOME FOAM INSULATION IN YOUR BASEMENT, DICKTARD. They burrow near houses to hibernate for the warmth during winter. The foam retards this process, gauranteed.

[cabstronaut]

Thanks for all the great tips, I'll get right on it Goober. Why would the state pay to have such beneficial, industrious creatures neutered? Just wondering Since house and foundation have been here for around two centuries will I find the entombed remains of ancient woodchucks all over when I start digging around the house? Hows life by the Allegheny? I'll ask my family who lives just north of you...different state but same basic idea. I have a dog now. I'm coexisting just fine, thank you.

[soopernaught]

Answer #1: The same reason the state controls any other animal population that doesn't have natural predators doing enough, you know, like hunting licenses and mandatory tag limits. (not to metntion the introduction of non-indigenous species to help control various animal/insect populations)

answer #2: ???

answer #3: Lot's of rain - too much.

answer #4: okay!

answer #5: I'm glad you were able to find someone to Love you back the way your dad did.

[markn26]

there are millions of them in northern NJ. Cute.

[fuzzysquirrelsnuts]

Nice video. I did not know they could clime trees though.

[EuPri]

so sweety!!!

[randomtrollsays]

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris? Anyone...

[gopherdude]

As much wood as a wood could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

[gaaraburame]

lol y duz evry1 get it wrong? its: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?? Answer: a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[BlikjeBier]

false, the answer is 17

[gaaraburame]

im willing to bet sum good money tht my answer is right.

[BlikjeBier]

then you can give that good money to me here cuz you lost the bet

[gaaraburame]

illhand over tht good money wen i get sum good proof

[feez357]

I've seen about 60,000 groundhogs but only FOUR climbing (including your video)

nice song too, good flick.

[sutcliff]

very nice!

[gde07]

wow...i've never actually seen a woodchuck before... Q:why r they called woodchucks if the don't even "chuck" wood??