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  • I know every word to this and I can play it on the baritone

  • i LOVE this song i know EVERY WORD i just love it

  • i sound cooler online then what i am

  • I love this song it's my life in a nutshell!!! I'm so much cooler online!!!! : D

  • I am cooler online then i am irl, im not afraid to say it rofl, im a nerd, and people make fun of me for it sometimes. I'm bullied, i'll admit it. IDC what people think though. So i say one more thing.

    NERDS FTW :).

  • when i was younger, i thought 'never been to second base' meant he sucked at baseball:)

  • Thumbs up if you know that this song symbolizes you in someway :)

  • What the hell is MySpace? :-P

  • i love this song lol

  • this song is my favorite!!! it makes me laugh every time i listen to it :)

  • YEAHHH.. i AM coooler OnLinE , but i would NEVER sing a song ABOUT itt !! :P

  • RainbowFlavouredGirl im those stats

  • 29 people are 5'3 and overweight

  • 29 people are to stuck up to admit that they've ever lied online. 

  • 28 people have a mac

  • @jodag914 Excuse me, but I happen to own a mac and love this song. So shush! :P

  • nope its true...i am cooler online...lol

  • @wert4455

    same XD

  • lol this is a awesome and hilarious song

  • haha XD

  • 25 people listen and dislike for him making fun of them...

  • thumbs up if your so much cooler online

  • Dont get it he said he drives a old hyundai

    now he drives a maserati?

  • @Ilikepie37sBrother He means he drives an old regular car, but online he tells them he drives a really nice car

  • @Ilikepie37sBrother do you not read the lyrics

  • 25 people r so braindead

  • This song gets stuck in my head all dayy<3 I love Brad Paisley

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  •  'Cause even on a slow day, I can have a three way..

    ..CHAT with two women at one time.

    lawl, best part ever. :)

  • The thing I like about country is that 99% of the artists can actually sing... unlike many celebrities who think they have "talent" by prancing around on stage in hooker heels and lip syncing. Thats not talent. Brad Paisley is a great example of talent

  • not trying to hate but when u put the only time iive ever ever been to la its really the only time ive ever really been to la not hatin just sayin

  • I am 6'5" in real life and my friend showed me this, I was like "lol thats the only thing in common. I'm not cool anywhere XD"

    Though I do live at home (but hey I'm only 16)

  • I was directed here by a short fat West Virginian. Go figure.

  • I'm so not cooler online...

    I love you Brad! :-)

  • Live it dont dream it..facebook or nethin else is jus distractions frm the world

  • Lmbo! Sure qot lots of wannabe cool people online.

  • 23 peoples dicks r as big as the dislike bar

  • I work at a place called the pizza pit.....

  • These country song NEVER get old!

  • So true for some ppl in the world.

  • The sad part is this true for alot of people on dating websites and facebook. LOL!

  • and i look DAMN good ;)

  • Thumbs up if you're listening to this on the computer chip embedded in your brain in the year 3245 :D

  • @iluvmypuddycat what does that even mean ?

  • @briannabruni from the future...

    

  • @iluvmypuddycat You know it! :-)

  • @iluvmypuddycat Uhh thats so weird that you picked that number.. thats my ipod password. Whuutzeeefuck? lolol :)

  • 23 ppl must not been cooler online lol..

  • @chrishabs24 Shut the fuck up.

  • @Supermassively hahahha cry now !!!!!!!! LMFAO

    

  • @chrishabs24 Why would I do that?

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this in..... NO! NO ONE CARES WHAT YEAR YOU'RE WATCHING THIS IN!!!!!

  • Myspace is already obsolete

  • LOVE IT!!

  • 23 people still use MYSPACE lol

  • @laughingmaiden14 I still use Myspace, i'm the guy that stops Tom from killing himself, facebook doesn't have a default friend, if you read this remember, Tom misses you all.

  • @Jmini1997 Who cares???????????

  • What is myspace? lol...

  • @laughingmaiden14 EXACTLY

  • I'm using facebook not myspace. XD

  • can totally relate to this

  • Never mind. guess he doesn't say anything about Nashville in it :(

  • ...I'm a Sci Fi fanatic, however, I'm about as cool in real life as I am online...

  • i actually saw a pizza pit in michigan... i started laughing because of this song!

  • So True,I'm Way Cooler "Online" Too!!!!

  • IAM NOT OVERWEIGT PRETTY AND SLENDER A GREAT SONG,I LOVE IT.!!!IAM WHO IAM.GREETZ LINDSEY.

  • im not into country but this is sooo my song, i really am cooler online haha

  • lol , who still uses myspace ?! lol

  • My theme song? I think so. XD

  • @YourMrsSmiley That's scary that this is your theme song......

  • the people who DISLIKED this definetly must be 5'3 over weight an look cooler online! haha

  • @MrDell5555 HEY IM ONLY 5'3 *cries* :P

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  • @MrDell5555 Actually they prolly met someone who was cooler OL! LOL

  • 21 people cant get online!

  • @jayswagguh96 Then how would they dislike this?

  • @WeB3TheFishies Dont be a smartass just go along with it

  • 21 people thought that said dis i like (:

  • Ahh I just love this song. It is easy to sing along with. Great job Brad paisley. Forgive me if I spelled the name wrong. Oh yea thanks to Starbucks1994 for the lyrics. :)

  • Ahaha im in band,and i think its fckin hilarious wenn he says he plays the tuba in the rose parade lolXD

  • Yeah, that's right, put the fucking ad BELOW the video---someone finally got a damn clue at Youtube

  • This song always makes me feel better :)

  • I'm ten and over whight in life but online I'm 18 made halo reach and have sick abbs but as far as u no I'm strange

  • Luv it

  • There is a guy in my English class that totally fits this. But I dont think he has even been to first base except maybe his mom . lol

  • it's amzing how fake you can be online i used to fake it all :)

  • Thumbs up if your listening to this in 2011!:)

  • lol :D love this song :D

  • 20 people are cooler online

  • @SniderE18 Hopefully you're under 11 if you actually think chain letters are real. Now go play Clubpenguin you bitch.

  • I love this song , this is the best song I have ever heard , and the funny thing is , I live in Nashville , Tennessee just like he mentioned in the song , funny huh ?

  • such a funny song. I'll sing this to my friends next time we hit karaoke

  • I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight :) shah ilove this song

  • I'm five foot three and overweight :) haha I love this song

  • 20+ never been to 2 base but 722= hit home runs ;)

  • lol I'm 12 and a half and I'm 5'5 and overweight

  • @AMBER009100 shit ur 12 and ur taller then me. im 5'3'' and overweight :P

  • @DunnyProduction ik im growing quick :s well a bit slower cos i just fell off a 13 foot wall :s

  • Oh, goodness, this is real life for ya! Good ol' country music! The ugly truth about most guys is in this song! Freakin' awesome!

  • @jasonaldeanqueen24 This also works for women too... Theyre all slim good looking and blonde with a big pair of knockers online.

  • @4RedDwarf3 Well it'll relate to almost anyone, anyways. :P

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  • I love this song but it proves not to trust somebody you meet online lol

  • Music!?!?!?!?!?!@##$%^

  • I Love Tis song it tells alot bout myself

  • this makes me want to be his myspace guy...in real life

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  • SHIT GIVE ME A BUDLIGHT ANY DAY FUCK WINE

  • @geemenable fuck budlight, gimme a good nice cold german beer,,bro yu gotta come over 2 ma house sometime

  • @killpocalypse1 Funny you say t his because German drink warm beer :]

  • @killpocalypse1 Want a real man drink? Guiness

  • @Itwaslag now yur talkin, or heiniken, i dont think i spelld it right haha

  • i love this song

  • I'm pretty sure the nerds that sit behind me and my friends at lunch got offended when we started singing this song. It's not our fault they AREN'T cooler online.

  • i luv brad

  • Love love love this song. I love the real music video too. :)

  • This one's for all the assholes/bitches who boast about their 500 friends on Fagbook and laugh at any normal person just because they think they're so popular. I bet they know almost none of those 500 people in real life... well maybe had eye contact once.

  • obviously they have internet access....or they wudnt see this...

  • 16 people don't have internet access

  • All of this rendered completely ridiculous by the fact that he thinks drinking wine is manly.

  • @CapnDangerbeard drinking wine is classy dipshit

  • @twgolf12 Drinking wine just means one has access to wine. Real men don't sip grape juice. Just saying.

  • >MAC

    otherwise accurate