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  • lol ur funny :DOD)))

  • hey ... you said tiger cheated .... why !! are we clean... now you guys damn .. almost all golfers likes ladies caddices.. then later f....k ...... YOU THAT... TIGER PLAYED N WIN MILLIONS DOLLAR.. NO SPONSORS ... I DRINKS GOOD PRODUCTS NOT TIGER'S,,, SPONSORS MAKE MONEYS ON TIGER WOODS.... HEY .....!!! TIGER GOD BLESSED

  • lol i think he did

  • lmao :)

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    Send me you mail on PM!

  • stupidoooooooooooooooo

  • you are very stupid!!!

  • yes i do think he did

  • Screw Tiger Woods to hell and back.I am sick and tired of hearing on all news and reading in all the newspapers how he thrown away a perfectly good family for some cheap whores.And people look up to him for this.Seriously,what the hell happened to this society...?

  • OMG THATS A CUTE ASS KITTEN!!!!!!

  • stop talking about Jesus like that today you going to meet the FATHER of Jesus.YOU will believe in jesus.I will be praying for you.and your going to thank me.

  • @juanelias21 I'm a christian but that was cold maaan

  • Soooo, i think tiger woods may have cheated on his wife, lololol

  • Man dude I love your show!!!!!

  • LMAO @ the song

  • if i ever got my hands on this roman polanski guy i would shove a cactus up his while he begs me to stop...

  • FUCK it's thr33 am in the morning hahaha

  • i want me some jesus spray!!

  • i watched the cat vid like 3000 times and it doesnt get old and ya i think that he cheated on his wife......

  • I WANT A KITTYY!!!! i might be alergic to cats.....BUT I WANTS ME A CUT LITTLE KITTYY!!!!!

  • For every hot girl out there, there is at least one guy who is bored of her.

    Sure, Elin is beautiful, and way prettier than all of the others put together, but like your example, if you have steak everyday, sometimes you give into the temptation of McDonalds.

    His mistake was not owning up to it when he got caught. But now it's time to take hold of his balls, and be a man. Stop hiding and live your life. If your marriage survives, great, if not, there's at least 15 others to choose from. :)

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  • i think he cheated on his wife, because...well he has 15 who have talked so far..

  • @terminatorman1234, man u got it sooooo wrong

  • You kno we straight we doin ya mom doin doin ya mom, you kno we straight we doin ya mom

  • @terminatorman1234 wrong show dude!

  • no black people on the internet

  • @coalheartly *black guy* Bull Shit.

  • by what do ya mean blashphemy

    oh and all the atheists who are gonna comment on this

    this is for phil to answer haha

  • 3:02 : three words. 7/11

  • that is so cute the little cat

  • is it just me or is he the funniest guy on youtube

  • he is

  • boosh

  • you masturbate while reading holy books?

    cool! we have somthing in common!

    i do it reading the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster! -the bibles a bit too hardcore for me

  • did you copy ray or did ray copy you?

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  • ^___^

  • and i know i'll be crucified for making this comment but is just true

  • who gives a crap all man cheat even gay ones, or we wouldn't be man, who ever says otherwise is just trying to kiss ass to their so called love ones

  • you're so fucking pathetic man ;/

  • If she's the kind of woman who'd chase me down and beat me with a golf club, I'd cheat on her psycho ass too. I don't care what Tiger did, that bitch is insane.

  • So I've been living under a rock...

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  • if reading the twilight book aroused you then u must have jizzed in your pants during the movie

  • QOTD yes i do. call it a hunch

  • Why do you take that offensively?

    He's being politically correct

    so he doesn't get the fuckheads with computers telling him he's being racist.

    Over sensitive muchhh?

  • If someone is perhaps racist ,being racist back dosen't solve shit :P

  • anybody who rapes a 13 year old girl at all should deserve to have his head sepparated from his body, in an extremely violent way!

  • When I first heard the Tiger Woods cheating on his wife thing, I thought it was just the media blowing out rumors and that the event would be old news by the next day. Guess I was wrong, eh?

  • Jesus Spray?! How did this slip under my radar? I miss the theme song opening btw.

  • Fuck you all and fuck jesus

  • twilight sucks

  • @emopufferfish agreed.

    @NamelesstheClown you make a good point...

  • QOTD....yes lol

  • i favorited this video just for the cat. hehe

  • LOL. jesus.

  • don't talk about JESUS.NEVER.

  • Why can't we talk about Jesus...? So you're saying that everyone who believes in Jesus can no longer even say his name? That's pretty much just going to make a huge religion very very angry.

  • you know what i'm talking about..watch this video and you'll see what got me angry.

    peace.

  • A lion will never cheat on his wife, but a tiger would. (wood)

  • QOTD: Yes tiger cheated because man are idoits

  • @MyHavenOfPeace

    because "man are idoits"

    - three things quick.

    1. Man is a singular noun.

    2. Idoits is not a word.

    3. Bitches cheat too.

  • @Cheekos08 1. It's called a typo

    2. "Bitches" Are female dogs, which would, make men Dogs

    3. Yes, women cheat too. But We're better at it.

  • I feel ashamed

  • theres still "tiger followers" out there reading it

  • i agree with ya there 9095, but ive still gotta say that if that really is tiger's wife....(Warning: next sentence is a spoiler) HE'S A FUCKIN JACKASS!!!

  • i'd give you a back massage!!

    shit..i sound creepy.

  • your so gullable its hilarious

  • gullable gullable gullable

  • You're over two months late, idiot.

  • WRONG

  • maybe when u eat that juicy steak every day of the week u get a lil tired an u wouldnt mind the occasional macdonalds.

    if you get my parrallel =p

  • Those crazy bastards who cheat on their beautiful wives/girlfriends with fugly STD-ridden whores...Simply degrading.

  • sometimes theres a few more dimensions to it than that

  • True, but I doubt there were any in Tiger's case.

  • who knows lol just be glad were not celebrities where everything we do is made public for the whole world to see and be judged n scrutinised on a global scale lol..

  • yah i do think tiger cheated....its just a feeling i get i think im phsyic

  • I love Jesus and boobies make me smile.

  • I liked the old intro more.

  • bin laden is muslim you stupid nazi fuck face (:

  • bin laden is a jewish terrorist 卍

  • I am a bad person and I feel ashamed :(

    The kitty didn't make me smile!

  • I cant take my eyes off the monkey pictures in the background. D;

  • sxephil imposter?

    watch?v=Fyw78LU-RlI

  • fuck off stop being on you tube. you are the kind of person that gets beat up, ALOT.

  • @bdBaCstudios

    fuck off...

    you are the kind of person that tries to hide his weakness with fail insult, :)

  • @TuVasCrever .............weakness? hahaha. I ve seen what you look like so give it a rest.

  • ive been watching you since 8pm o__o i have no life and youre addicting.

  • I Can't STAND people comparing that obese son of a testicle Stephany Meyer to J.K Rowling. Twilight is only for fat people >;O

  • that was wrong.dont mess withjesuslike that

  • That cat is soooooooooo CUTE

  • kokooooot

  • twilight is shit.

  • wats the link for that kitten video?? its so cute

  • theres a link in the side bar about the kitty

  • Dude I read the first twilight book, it was like both amazing and like extremely gay at the same time. I dont mean gay as a bad thing, but like literally, the book is so overtly targetted towards girls that people read it and become gay for Robert Pattinson, which is hilarious because the book was written by a Mormon and Mormons HATE homosexuals.

  • You're a perv.

  • phil, please bring back the old theme song, it was catchy and flat out awesome. i've been following you for a long time and hate having to mute every time the new one starts. <3

  • (615) 746-7522

  • I can't stand ignorant stereotypical people like you who always assume only men cheat. Both genders do, I'm sick of people like you.

  • I genuinely thought of a bad situation going on with me right now, (being annoyed at a guy grrr) and when i saw that clip i actually melted and started clapping. To myself. Alone. Ha ha, loved it.

  • its funny reading how like 3 months ago people though tiger would never cheat and now its like 14 women

  • @InhalerDependent

    Yup, lmao.

  • Yeah, I think he did...I dunno...just cus not that many people care about a golfer (even a great one!) so people wouldn't just do that for headlines!

  • dfjvbdf

  • Don't talk anyhow about Jesus, is he your friend or what ??

  • αααηηηηηηηηη shut up

  • Be Sure to search YouTube for "Tiger Woods Addicted To Your Butt" for a very funny song about Tiger!

  • This is cool! Wanna see another cool video about the Tiger?? It's called B.A.S.T.A.R.D. Tell ur peeps to go on youtube and type in tigerwoodsbastard and lol & dance around. Elin should check it out & hopefully get a smile from it....rock on friends!!!!! P.S. Don't cheat! Luv from Rockin Robin & BOOM! (It happened to me & it sucks!!)

  • lol

  • I just discovered your show,

    but honestly: I love you!

    You are hilarious and so witty =]

    and that kitty video DID make me smile.

  • Despite what everyone thinks..mcdonalds is tasty

  • african american friday

  • lol

  • I miss my bobble head jesus.

  • yeahh tiger is a jerkoff.

  • Vid made me laff XD

    That meens I'm a good person ...but I'd still give u that bak massage Phil :)

  • Hahah dude that cat was incredible

  • HAHAHAHA

    <3

  • Why would French Sarkosi want or even bother to interfere with American Roman Polanskis case? .. Could it be their great shared cultural heritage? Both immigrants for Eastern Euripe, born in Paris, France to Catholic fathers and Jewish mothers.

  • You can't really argue about American's being unintelligent when you fail to spell the most basic words.

  • Or have the grammar that he/she does.

    Either way they're a mega douche for thinking that the entire american population is dumb.

  • why.....its not that your not smart. you just not as smart as the rest of the world. you yankee's are more dugged out/burnt out almost like u guys are purmafried. 89 % of you guys are DUMB.

  • @HBIZZLE69 Why is it hat people who can't spell themselves always are commenting on other peoples stupidity. I mean I'm an American and i do admit a lot of us are stupid. But to say everyone in America is stupid is an ignorant comment. Plus you spelled "Why" and "Please," wrong. I'm just saying.

  • @BingoIsMyName023 I mean *That

  • forget my spelling or grammer, the issue at hand is that most americans have gained there knowledge of the world from fox news, i have nuffin against americans in fact i like them and they have shown me nuffin but respect and love during mytime in NC. but i feel sorry how the lives of americans are so controlled to the point that they think theey are the only fucking people in the world

  • Well you're lucky, You're talking to one of those Americans that happens to not believe the bullshit that Fox News puts out proving to you that not all American are stupid just a lot of us are but stupidity unlike retardation is a choice. So, if you choose to only believe the bull that Fox puts out or you're like me and actually try to look up the facts then thats your choice. But most Americans auto think that they're the only people in the world. That only has a little to do with the news.

  • Oh also thats something that pissed me off about American t.v. cause I was trying to get something from Canada and it said it was not in you're area of service and I was "Fuck, I love Canadian t.v."

  • You're not very perceptive for you fail to realize that american isolationism in regards to the individual is no where different anywhere else. Anywhere you go you will have people simply carrying out menial tasks that collectively constitute their lives with very very little concern with affairs outside of their little worlds. I hate this "oh americans dont know jackshit about world affairs" self-indulgent attitude. It's the same everywhere generally.

  • @HalloFusilli you write passionately, but with a passive voice. i like what you're saying despite that i can tell you had to use a thesaurus.

  • ahahahahaha damn he got jacked up

  • @mdfiend22 i did not spot one single word that would indicate the usage of a thesaurus. Perhaps your vocabulary is just very basic. Vocabularies do vary from person to person. And please elaborate on the passiveness.

  • @HalloFusilli when you say a sweeping statement like, "everything," and then qualify it with a word like "generally," THAT'S passive voice. and i feel like i have a knack for telling when people couldn't figure out the word they wanted to use and resorted to a thesaurus.

  • @mdfiend22 When everything is said it is used hyperbolically, to give alarm to the issue at hand. Once that is complete they are reminded that it is not fair to completely claim something completely widespread. Even though passive voice is generally frowned upon there are many instances in which it is most preferable. And a thesaurus is nothing but synonyms and that just comes down to the size of your vocabulary. Why must you be so arrogant and assume someone else has a smaller vocabulary.

  • Everyone is getting way off topic here. Yes it is sad that Tiger Woods a very iconic and respected person has done something as foolish as this, everyone probably must have thought he would be the last person to do such a thing.The only reason that everyone is being so hard on Tiger is because he is a celebrity. I'm not saying what he did was right however. And i have to say this nonsense with everyone mentioning race is just childish and ignorant.

  • subject: ur name and u-so wat ur saying is u are more stupid than a stupid nigga, i only say this becoz u follow and are dictated to, by ,as u would hav it a "stupid nigga", so wat am saying is that ur calling the cream of ur crop( Obama) a stupid nigga wat hope is there for u. u r one of those ppl who wud follow a sheep and call the sheep stupid which in fact u are even more stupid than the sheep, are u understanding this u stupid ass redneck, u must be the stupidest racist motherfucker ever,

  • haha african american friday.

  • ha ha "jesus was gettin all thr pussy!"

  • Phil, try the Song of Solomon. It's seriously Biblical pr0n.

  • if you want to preach, go to fucking church!

  • forget tiger getting some nookie...

    thr gov't can read your mind!

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  • i hate how you trick all of us into viewing ur videos by posting pics of hot girls as cover. that being said, yes youtube is dying and ur helping, thanks!

  • Islam is the last and final and unchanged, religion, and it has no contradictions whatsoever, no man has ever scientifically proven any contradictions in the Quran and no one will ever because it is from the Creator of all things.

  • 1) How is this relevant to anything?

    2) There's two sections of the Quran, one for peacetime, one for wartime, now tell me, if Islam is meant to be a peaceful religion, why is the Quran contradicting itself by talking about bloodshed?

    3) Get the fuck off my internets.

  • Guess what fuck you. You could never look as pretty as some of us whites. Women, even your black women prefer us over you. Some of us have huge dicks like you, but a better face to go with it.

  • easy, Tiger cheated on his wife because he's a black man (just in case no one has said it yet LOL)

  • Hey! If the show is all NEW...you have to include that in your vids jingle! :)

  • Eldrick should find himself a nice colored woman if he wants a loving wife and he can do White prostitutes on the side.

  • As a punishment, Tiger Woods should be forced to have sex with Roman Polanski.. ouch..

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  • Yup, does anybody actually believe that Eldrick Woods would be landing White Swedish model types without a billion dollar bank account?

  • Hey Buddy do not Mock God he is real! Same with Hell... what do you think he saves us from?

  • google:akwei vs NSA

    the gov't is reading our minds!

  • it doesnt matter either way, he's rich and famous, and this only helps make him more money

  • ok ok, hypethetically lets admit that he died for our sins for us by believeing in him we will go to heaven... you are here by admitting that either Jesus is correct and all the previous prophets, such as Abraham, Moses, David, Solomon,(peace be upon them all) . are false.. . because they all preached that your actions and deeds are for your own, . And Jesus preached about them that they are on the trueth. im sure that God hasnt changed his mind from all previous messengers to second from last

  • @armoni85 I'm not arguing for either side, but you should get you theology straight before you try to argue about it. There is the Old Testament and the New Testament. The world testament means covanent or argeement. According to the Christian faith, since the fall of man (snake, garden, apple, etc) there has been a need for forgiveness. So God made the first agreement. There were rules to follow and rituals to be observed until a messiah came to do away with that.

  • OMG! This made my day XD

  • @coldly. Were you looking at the right picture? Tigers wife was the 2nd picture with the yellow bikini. The mistress looked like crap.

  • You got distracted by something on your left at 0:58 ;)

  • he double taked like a muthafucka

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  • THIS ROCKS !!! KEEP UP THE GREAT SHOW :)

  • Jesus never died for no one's sins u dumb heads, your dirty mouth saying, your dirty priests says, it doesnt mean he did it. . . in the bible it says no soul can bare the burdon of the other soul, then if you say he died it just contradicts