Magic Bullet To Go Infomercial: Barney the Henpecked Husband

[keyinregulus8]

OMG who brings a blender when they go camping? 

[szqsk8]

Why have a cutting board and knife handy when you have the Bullet? Too much crap to carry for camping. If these are the kind if people hanging around campgrounds I am glad I hate camping.

[Drizzlerman]

Why would one have to chop garlic before every meal? To chase vampires out of your kitchen?

[PinkGamera]

@Drizzlerman Those sparling vampires can be a real pain in the ass, let me tell you. I had Robert Pattison over for tea and it took me WEEKS to get rid of the obese twilight fangirls from my house.

[RedDaVincy]

@Drizzlerman That's odd because apparently garlic is sticky and stinky, so you'd think you'd only need to toss it about your kitchen every other day.

[Drizzlerman]

@RedDaVincy Not even, they have vampires in their area so they chop it everyday to keep the bloodsuckers away.

[RedDaVincy]

@Drizzlerman Those are some bad roaches.

[Drizzlerman]

@RedDaVincy yeh cockroaches

[chibicelchan]

Aaaaaaawkwaaaard!

[Arthur5041975]

Barney, Dino, Betty. There's a threesome I would've loved to have seen on "The Flintstones"

[xhyio]

Trouble in paradise, eh Barney?

[SlySpy91]

Oh god i just noticed, Dino is ANOTHER name from the flintstones.

[SlySpy91]

Barney? Betty?

Where's Fred?

[ex0rdium]

trouble in paradise, eh barney?

[avalonf72]

Who the heck uses that much garlic when cooking?! And in every meal? Jeez.

[Adol666]

he did the garlic too long.

[Cowman715]

LMAO!!!!!

[Muffinjoys]

lol man barneys relationship is on the rocks.

[ConservativeCat]

if it works for garlic, why in the hell wouldn't it work for onions?